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Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I think we're all losing sight of one thing: We're not going into other forums to defend whatever honor we have left after being outed as a pedoriffic dollfucker, dollfucker.

Dollfucker.

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Volponi
Feb 9, 2008
Mrgh you know drugs are just what doctors give you to make you be a sheep, YOU GOTTA FIGHT THE MACHINE KEEP YOUR CLARITY RON PAUL '08

goonobyl posted:

Which point is that? The one under your hat?

Bought your plane ticket yet? Or are you still just talking middle-school level crap, rather than actually doing something?

I'm here -- I've got a Snickers bar that came with one of my MRE's, and so like the Snicker's slogan says, I'm not going anywhere for awhile. Surely your elite hacking skills should have enabled you to post a picture of my tent by now.

Bring it, bitch boy.

I doubt you'd get very close before your sad, limp dollfucking carcass was ventilated, and as lifeless as the rubber/plush children you like to gently caress.

Edit:

Dollfucker.

Volponi fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Nov 1, 2008

Syphilicious!
Jul 26, 2007

goonobyl posted:

You running for office? No, I suspect your running for Orifice. You skirt the questions like a pro.

My question remains unanswered, Lawyer Lap Dancer "Does your lawyer friend know about this "side job"?"

The problem here is that you start out with the assumption that the position you are in is higher than the position of, say, a cheap hooker. You are mistaken as to who is farther up the totem pole.

Apology
Nov 12, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post

goonobyl posted:

You running for office? No, I suspect your running for Orifice. You skirt the questions like a pro.

My question remains unanswered, Lawyer Lap Dancer "Does your lawyer friend know about this "side job"?"
You must be suffering from latex-allergy-induced dementia, because your post is complete gibberish. I have no idea what you're even talking about, which is convenient, because neither do you.

Say, why were you taking photos of other people's kids, anyway?

Syphilicious! posted:

The problem here is that you start out with the assumption that the position you are in is higher than the position of, say, a cheap hooker. You are mistaken as to who is farther up the totem pole.

That's a pretty astute observation there, Syphilicious.

duffath
May 9, 2007

My name is Legion for we are many.

CarbonCpy posted:

I think we're all losing sight of one thing: We're not going into other forums to defend whatever honor we have left after being outed as a pedoriffic dollfucker, dollfucker.

Dollfucker.


To be honest I don't think he's even trying to defend his honour. He's just here trying to make himself out to be superior to all of us. Of course he's totalling forgetting that he is a pedo dollfucker and we are not, so he's been wasting his time from day 1.


Dollfucker. <-- (I like this idea)

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

dbl post

e;

dollfucker


let's not waste accidents

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

goonobyl posted:

You running for office? No, I suspect your running for Orifice. You skirt the questions like a pro.

My question remains unanswered, Lawyer Lap Dancer "Does your lawyer friend know about this "side job"?"


Can I send pictures of my cock to you?

dollfucker :owned:

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007

goonobyl posted:

Cocks Cocks Cocks Cocks Cocks Cocks Cocks Dick Dick Dick Cocks Cocks Cocks Dick Dick

God drat change the frigging record

Post Cal's address I'm certain he wont mind.

lol again at making fun out of a paralegal, someone that makes a truckload more money than you by basically being a Lawyer in everything but name.

dollfucker

April
Jul 3, 2006


More cock obsession from poo poo Wiper. You give all other closeted gays a bad name.

Dollfucker!!!!

Hehehe, that IS fun!

Deacon Blues
Aug 8, 2007

by I Ozma Myself
Oh goody, Jimmy and Davey have learned to use Google. Let's play the post information game! (Yes, this is yet another bluff call on you Jimmy)

Tell me Jimmy, is this you? There's probably a few J. Williams in Woonsocket, but this is the only one listed so I'm honestly not sure. If you would please, verify this information:

J Williams
234 Burnside Ave
Woonsocket, RI 02895-2190
(401) 767-2748

P.S Broadway is the name of a road in New York, and just about every other city in the United States. You also gently caress dolls and display an unusual facination with male genitals.

Edit: I shouldn't have to say this, but don't go war dialing that phone number folks.

Deacon Blues fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Nov 1, 2008

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Deacon Blues posted:

Oh goody, Jimmy and Davey have learned to use Google. Let's play the post information game! (Yes, this is yet another bluff call on you Jimmy)

Tell me Jimmy, is this you? There's probably a few J. Williams in Woonsocket, but this is the only one listed so I'm honestly not sure. If you would please, verify this information:

Bad Idea

P.S Broadway is the name of a road in New York, and just about every other city in the United States. You also gently caress dolls and display an unusual facination with male genitals.

Edit: I shouldn't have to say this, but don't go war dialing that phone number folks.

Bad Idea is bad idea.


fe; not sure if it is real info or not, if it's fake...you got me..human being

Volponi
Feb 9, 2008
Mrgh you know drugs are just what doctors give you to make you be a sheep, YOU GOTTA FIGHT THE MACHINE KEEP YOUR CLARITY RON PAUL '08

mrwuss posted:

Deacon Blues posted:

Oh goody, Jimmy and Davey have learned to use Google. Let's play the post information game! (Yes, this is yet another bluff call on you Jimmy)

Tell me Jimmy, is this you? There's probably a few J. Williams in Woonsocket, but this is the only one listed so I'm honestly not sure. If you would please, verify this information:

Bad Idea

P.S Broadway is the name of a road in New York, and just about every other city in the United States. You also gently caress dolls and display an unusual facination with male genitals.

Edit: I shouldn't have to say this, but don't go war dialing that phone number folks.

Bad Idea is bad idea.


fe; not sure if it is real info or not, if it's fake...you got me..human being

Yeah, even though we normally frown on posting people's personal info, I think it's warranted in this particular case.

The dollfuckers decided to try and go all cyber-stalker, posting bounties and rewards for some goons' personal information, so IMHO, that makes this fair game.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.
:golfclap:, Shit_Viper. You're displaying exactly the very characteristics that you and Hockey contend are negative stereotypes of dollfuckers. The passive-aggressive poo poo has gotten funny again. So you and Dave think I live over on East Broadway Road, some condo or apartment complex, is it? Fine, go with that. Go with caution. What are you going to do about it anyway? Even were you to post the information you claim to have on me or show up or try and serve me a lolsuit, it won't change the fact that you are a psychotic, confused little man who hates women and yet fucks dolls made in their image, as are most of your kind.

Anyway, Goons, I've thrown some updates up on the MySpace group, compiling as many articles, blogs, and what-not as I could and placing the links there. I might just go ahead and place them on here in a little bit. I'm sure the dollfuckers will enjoy getting to see all the articles that reduce them to sad, lonely sex fiends again.

Chem
Apr 30, 2003

My brother just called me, he said some guy came to his sky-diving field in Nova Scotia with a sex doll and a tiny film crew, my brother and his friends laughed their collective asses off at the guy.

Apparently he was raving about how people from a hate group called somethingawful are trying to ruin his life, my brother told him that he knows all about SA, and that he's being made fun of because he likes to gently caress dolls and tell everyone about it.

Apparently one of the guys at the field agreed to do a buddy jump with the realdoll.

My brother managed to have his photo taken with the doll.

Chem
Apr 30, 2003

Oh and another photo.

TigerMoJo
Mar 11, 2008

Chem posted:

My brother just called me, he said some guy came to his sky-diving field in Nova Scotia with a sex doll and a tiny film crew, my brother and his friends laughed their collective asses off at the guy.

Apparently he was raving about how people from a hate group called somethingawful are trying to ruin his life, my brother told him that he knows all about SA, and that he's being made fun of because he likes to gently caress dolls and tell everyone about it.

Apparently one of the guys at the field agreed to do a buddy jump with the realdoll.

My brother managed to have his photo taken with the doll.



Hahaha this is the single greatest post in a long time. Yeah, Hockey was bragging about that skydiving thing and about how so many people were so accepting of Bianca there and blah blah blah.
Of course people are going to pretend to like you when you give them money but they're still going to laugh their rear end off at you when you walk away.

Edit: I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when Davey was raving about GOOONSSS and your brother told him what it is. Do you know what Dave said in response?

TigerMoJo fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Nov 1, 2008

Cha
Dec 10, 2006

TigerMoJo posted:

Hahaha this is the single greatest post in a long time. Yeah, Hockey was bragging about that skydiving thing and about how so many people were so accepting of Bianca there and blah blah blah.
Of course people are going to pretend to like you when you give them money but they're still going to laugh their rear end off at you when you walk away.

I think the best part of the post is that we're a "hate group" now :3:

Chem
Apr 30, 2003

TigerMoJo posted:

Hahaha this is the single greatest post in a long time. Yeah, Hockey was bragging about that skydiving thing and about how so many people were so accepting of Bianca there and blah blah blah.
Of course people are going to pretend to like you when you give them money but they're still going to laugh their rear end off at you when you walk away.

Edit: I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when Davey was raving about GOOONSSS and your brother told him what it is. Do you know what Dave said in response?

To clarify, my brother was actually pointing and laughing at whatshisname while he was there, along with everyone else.

No idea what he said in response when my brother told him what SA was, Ill ask him later tonight.

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007

So hold up. when we made jokes about him wandering around ranting about goons and poo poo, we were dead on the money?

Hahahahaha

hahahahaha

Hahahahaha Holy poo poo hahahaha

"All the people I met were so accepting of the doll hobby and you goony goons would probably be hated by everyone" hahahaha good lord thats tremendous

TigerMoJo
Mar 11, 2008

Chem posted:

To clarify, my brother was actually pointing and laughing at whatshisname while he was there, along with everyone else.

No idea what he said in response when my brother told him what SA was, Ill ask him later tonight.

Haha wow that's not the picture Hockey painted. He's always acting like everyone in THE REAL WORLD is totally accepting of dollfucking.

Zappatista
Oct 28, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.
Wonderful news!
If this was Hockey-mom, was he addressed by his e-handle as well as being laughed at??

Heliotrope
Aug 17, 2007

You're fucking subhuman

TigerMoJo posted:

Haha wow that's not the picture Hockey painted. He's always acting like everyone in THE REAL WORLD is totally accepting of dollfucking.

Probably because most people will just nod and smile politely until he leaves, and then make fun of him. We just straight up fun of him.

duffath
May 9, 2007

My name is Legion for we are many.

Chem posted:

My brother just called me, he said some guy came to his sky-diving field in Nova Scotia with a sex doll and a tiny film crew, my brother and his friends laughed their collective asses off at the guy.

Apparently he was raving about how people from a hate group called somethingawful are trying to ruin his life, my brother told him that he knows all about SA, and that he's being made fun of because he likes to gently caress dolls and tell everyone about it.

Apparently one of the guys at the field agreed to do a buddy jump with the realdoll.

My brother managed to have his photo taken with the doll.




Words cannot describe the absolute beauty and hilarity of this post.

No words ever can.

No words ever will.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

Chem posted:

My brother just called me, he said some guy came to his sky-diving field in Nova Scotia with a sex doll and a tiny film crew, my brother and his friends laughed their collective asses off at the guy.

Apparently he was raving about how people from a hate group called somethingawful are trying to ruin his life, my brother told him that he knows all about SA, and that he's being made fun of because he likes to gently caress dolls and tell everyone about it.

Apparently one of the guys at the field agreed to do a buddy jump with the realdoll.

My brother managed to have his photo taken with the doll.



:roflolmao: What a nut that Hockey is! I can't wait to see his response to this.

Anyway, as I've said I've put a whole ton of articles, blogs, and the like together. Many of these have been in the previous thread, some in this one, and a few new ones. I'll just lump them all here and maybe the OP. It seems something is going on with MySpace and certain browsers the last couple of days. Information Glut incoming!

-------------------------------------------

Silicone Sirens Sizzle Like a Sex Machine by Janelle Brown for Wired back in '97. The beginning of it all.
My Robot, My Love by David Levy for American Sexuality Magazine.
Interview with David Levy by Cory Silverberg on About.com.
AI egghead: Human-robot humping, marriage by 2050 by Lewis Page for The Register.
David Levy Sees Sexbots In Our Future on FuturePundit.
History of the Sex Doll by Mike Kelly, on Coverdoll no less.
Future Sex by Stephen Lemons for Salon.com.
Letters to the Editor regarding 'Future Sex' by S. Lemons.
The Unedited 'RealDolls: Love in the Age of Silicone' by Meghan Laslocky for Salt Magazine. Very informative. Edited for Salon...
Just like a woman by Meghan Laslocky for Salon.com.
Letters to the Editor regarding 'Just like a woman' by M. Laslocky
Reaction to 'Just like a woman' on Yellowworld.
Your girlfriend seems so fake by Catherine Price, Salon.com Broadsheet.
Venus and Lars by Dan Neil for The LA Times.
Amber Hawk Swanson, the woman who married her RealDoll homonculus.
When Amber met Amber by Kelly McClure for The Chicago Reader. Special comments appearence by Kevin Havens!
Amber Hawk Swanson: “Feminism?” and Realdolls by Andrea Rubenstein.
Guys and Dolls by Erin O'Brien for the Cleveland Free Times.
Real Dolls, real men, real Erin by Erin O'Brien on Blogspot.
Love Transformer by Erin O'Brien for Edrants.
The Rape of the Real Doll, part I and Part II by Violet Blue for SFGate. Also by Violet Blue is A guy and a doll.
"Raping" RealDolls and Objectification*: A rebuttal to Violet Blue's articles by The Apostate.
RealDolls move from bedroom to big screen
Reality play by Paul Hormick for San Diego City Beat.
The Manufacturing of Desire by NaughtThought on Wordpress.
I did it for science by Grant Stoddard for Nerve. Uh, yeah Grant.
Marxxxist Alienation: Sexual Anthropomorphism of Realdolls and Construction of Man by Elizabeth Record.
Reaction to Honey Dolls on IBTP.
Article at TrendHunter with numerous related links such as this one.
One of many Red Cafe threads regarding RealDolls and their owners.
:nws: :nms: Article on sexrobot.com relating to how THERE ARE DOLL PORN SITES!
Sex Dolls End Humanity by Nick Pasto for Daily Nexus. Humorous.
Total Capitalism: Synthetic Sex Slavery by, um, Humpasaur Jones.
Torn Between Two Lovers by TC on Testostosterone Muscle.
Men Who Date "Real" Dolls by Annie Krasnow for MomLogic. Featuring Pit_Viper, Vanessa, and AlexKnight
Dr. J and the 'women' by Claire St. John for Sacramento News & Review.It's about the Doll Doctor.
Meet Slade: he repairs the world's most advanced sex dolls by Kieren McCarthy for The Register.
Idollatry by Chris Mitchell. Guest appearence by David Hockey as midiman!
Reaction to documentary 'Guys & Dolls' on Plenty of Fish. Yes, Plenty of Fish. Don't be afraid.
Dating for Losers by Cory Jones for Stuff Magazine.
Feminste reaction to Guys & Dolls.
Yelp! reaction to RealDolls.
The NT Mag Vulture reaction to Guys & Dolls.
Dumping a sex doll is still litering by Joel Johnson for Boing-Boing. Supposedly Prof. Sakai got ahold of the doll.
:nws:Teach Your Sex Doll How To Pick Up Girls by Susie Bright.
Questionable Content strip by Jeph Jacques.
Fifteen Minutes: Be My Lover, Doll by T.W. Simpson for The Harvard Crimson. Brief article.
Excerpts from the RealDoll instructions posted by Dr. Cul-De-Sac.
Rudius Media Message Board reaction to The Doll Forum
Guys and dolls - sex dolls, that is... by Margaret Agnew in Reeling.
8 Badass Sci-Fi Predictions That Came True In Lame-rear end Ways by Michael Swain for Cracked. RealDolls feature into #2. Read the comments, too.
$5000 for a WHAT?!, blog by spork on Quench Zine.
Real Men Do Not Need Real Doll.com by Jo Allison on This Is Ull.
Anime is better than sex(!). Otaku discussion eventually brings up RealDolls and Gary Sinise.
Uncanny Valley, a blog by Richard Evans. Tons of stuff here commenting on the phenomenon.
Japan's lonely hearts turn to dolls for sex, company from Reuters.
Baring it all: Silicone dolls are creepy, disturbing by Katie Grace for The News Record.
Lifelike Dolls Selling Well. by Xeno on Wordpress.
$8000 Sex Dolls and the Men Who...er...Love Them, blog by Philosoraptor. SA gets a shout-out!
Learn about Real Dolls by Heather Metour.
Life-Long Loving with a Sexbot by Philip Benthge.
Blog by Molly G regarding RealDolls.
My Fake Baby and Not a baby at all, about Baby Reborns and the like.
The Technosexuality, Pymalionist, and Mind Control FAQ by Edward Gore.
Is the Real Doll a sign of the downfall of society? by Suzanne Freyjadis-Chuberka. Comments by Dave, playtime, and Keith Allen.

-------------------------------------------

And now for the disturbing stuff...

:nws:Alastor's Reflection:nws:, another dollfucker's blog.
:nws::nms:The RealDoll Animation theater:nms::nws:, a disturbing Japanese site with animated GIFs and WMVs.
:siren::nws::nms:Charlie Joanne:nms::nws::siren:... it's RealDoll porn, related to the following site...

... Yes, you knew it existed. You didn't want it to. You really didn't. But it does. Brace yourself...
:pcgaming::siren::nws::nms:RealDoll Sex:nms::nws::siren::pcgaming:


Of course, Dave will claim that researching all this matters not because we ourselves haven't hosed any dolls.

Funny thing I recalled from 'Love in the Age of Silicone'...

M. Laslocky posted:

(Strictly speaking, doll love -- minus statues -- is known as ‘pediophilia.’ An Internet search revealed that the term is frequently confused with ‘pedophilia.’ In order to prevent further confusion and stigma caused by a skimmable ‘i’, and because to doll owners, at least participating in the creation of the lifelike details of a doll is a significant part of the experience, we’ll go with agalmatophilia.)

So I guess it's okay to call dollfuckers "pediophiles". Good to know.

Caligasti fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Nov 1, 2008

Zappatista
Oct 28, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.
Oh dear... now you've given it some porno...

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.
^^^^^

Odds are that just about every dollfucker out there already has a membership to that site.

goonobyl
Apr 26, 2008

by Ozma

Deacon Blues posted:

Oh goody, Jimmy and Davey have learned to use Google. Let's play the post information game! (Yes, this is yet another bluff call on you Jimmy)

Tell me Jimmy, is this you? There's probably a few J. Williams in Woonsocket, but this is the only one listed so I'm honestly not sure. If you would please, verify this information:

[Part of quote removed to respect this individuals privacy]

Edit: I shouldn't have to say this, but don't go war dialing that phone number folks.

No, do a whois lookup sometimes, you may find out a little more about me

Domain ID:D98310830-LROR
Domain Name:MOONPORT.ORG
Created On:03-Jul-2003 00:57:58 UTC
Last Updated On:25-Sep-2008 23:15:28 UTC
Expiration Date:03-Jul-2009 00:57:58 UTC
Sponsoring Registrar:eNom, Inc. (R39-LROR)
Status:CLIENT TRANSFER PROHIBITED
Registrant ID:cfb22f6a18e
Registrant Name:James S Williams Sr
Registrant Organization:Moonport Productions
Registrant Street1:475 Roberts St
Registrant Street2:
Registrant Street3:
Registrant City:Warwick
Registrant State/Province:RI
Registrant Postal Code:02886

I lived in Woonsocket until I moved to Warwick a couple of years ago.

And my phone number has always been unlisted. And I don't think I'll be posting that part.

But I do appreciate the poster who only posted part of my domain name lookup. But I'm not worried that Cal or Deacon know my actual address anyway. Maybe we should hook up someday

While we're playing the "whois lookup" game, Cal, I see you're a Cox customer. Do you get the bundle package?

And maybe we should hook up in the Hustler Hollywood parking lot, or maybe at the "Egg Shell" down the street.

Maybe I should call this "J Williams" guy to let him know about his number being posted in this thread. For all you know, he could be a cop. Now that would be funny.

I'm just curious now that if posting third party personal information is a bannable offence, especially in a thread like this. Maybe I will call this guy after all to give him a heads up.

goonobyl fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Nov 1, 2008

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007

^^^
Hahaha

Hey cal, maybe we should hook up at the WALMART and then go see a movie at the IMAX! I see you're a IHOP CUSTOMER!! HAHAHA BOW BEFORE MY INVESTIGATIVE POWER

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

The only way for this to come to a reasonable conclusion would be someone going to someone's house with a knife and a condom. Mind set on using either and maybe both.

But the dancing around public information is getting quite old.


PS. Dollfucker, doing a whois on the IPs you did manage to farm before I pointed the 1x1 to everyone else doesn't make you a detective....nor does it give you any information besides who the ISP is. So either pony up with your address so someone can come to house and become famous or goto someone's house and make them famous. The internet threat dance is getting loving old.


pedo dollfucking dipshit


e;

Nemesis Of Moles posted:

^^^
Hahaha

Hey cal, maybe we should hook up at the WALMART and then go see a movie at the IMAX! I see you're a IHOP CUSTOMER!! HAHAHA BOW BEFORE MY INVESTIGATIVE POWER

gently caress you for having an IMAX and an IHOP

Deacon Blues
Aug 8, 2007

by I Ozma Myself

mrwuss posted:

Bad Idea is bad idea.


fe; not sure if it is real info or not, if it's fake...you got me..human being

Could it be

James S. Williams Sr.
123 Facination Street
Cocks, RI.


You're right. It usually is a bad idea. Odds are it's not Jimmy. Hell, it could be a Jane Williams. Point is, trying to google up someone's home address based only on a name and city is akin to pulling needles out of haystacks. I don't know if it's Jimmy or not, and really couldn't care less. I posted it as an example of why the "I have your address" card to hang over someones head only is threating to little children like Davey and Jimmy, which is why they got all ragged out butthurt when we did it to them. That they tried to turn it on Cali is so laughable that I don't think I can properly describe the levels of failure on their part.

There you go Jimmy. Once again you've gotten your bluffs called and your spokes busted. I for one am glad that you are the tool you are and will continue to post here along with Davey.

It's like having hamsters. They're beyond harmless and occasionally they're cute or entertaining. However in this case the poor little critters have the hamster-downs.

I must hear more about Chem's bother's Hockey experience at the airfield! Get your brother to give a discription of Hockey's insane rantings please Chem. I must hear more about this hate group called "something awful"

EDIT: Oh Jimmy, please do be dumb enough to bother some stranger who happens to have a name similar to yours. Maybe you'll get lucky enough to find someone as retarded as you and Davey and they'll sign on to your lawsuit. Please also inform this person that if they don't want their white pages listing public, they need to call the phone company and request that their number be unlisted.

Deacon Blues fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Nov 2, 2008

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007

"Hello?"

"Yes, this is Pit_Viper *clap clap hiss* from the internet I-"

"oh yeah the guy who fucks dolls and films kids...And I can see you in the bushs please leave sir before I call the police"

"but but but..Goons! Something Awful Dot Com!! GOONS GOD DAMNIT"

*click*

Zappatista
Oct 28, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.
BTW, Dollfucker, I'm also hosting your 1x1 image on a site I run. Enjoy!

goonobyl
Apr 26, 2008

by Ozma

Deacon Blues posted:

Could it be

James S. Williams Sr.
123 Facination Street
Cocks, RI.


You're right. It usually is a bad idea. Odds are it's not Jimmy. Hell, it could be a Jane Williams. Point is, trying to google up someone's home address based only on a name and city is akin to pulling needles out of haystacks. I don't know if it's Jimmy or not, and really couldn't care less. I posted it as an example of why the "I have your address" card to hang over someones head only is threating to little children like Davey and Jimmy, which is why they got all ragged out butthurt when we did it to them. That they tried to turn it on Cali is so laughable that I don't think I can properly describe the levels of failure on their part.

There you go Jimmy. Once again you've gotten your bluffs called and your spokes busted. I for one am glad that you are the tool you are and will continue to post here along with Davey.

It's like having hamsters. They're beyond harmless and occasionally they're cute or entertaining. However in this case the poor little critters have the hamster-downs.

I must hear more about Chem's bother's Hockey experience at the airfield! Get your brother to give a discription of Hockey's insane rantings please Chem. I must hear more about this hate group called "something awful"

EDIT: Oh Jimmy, please do be dumb enough to bother some stranger who happens to have a name similar to yours. Maybe you'll get lucky enough to find someone as retarded as you and Davey and they'll sign on to your lawsuit. Please also inform this person that if they don't want their white pages listing public, they need to call the phone company and request that their number be unlisted.

Well, I called the dude to give him a heads up and he was none to happy about it. It explained to him why he got a few crank calls left on his machine tonight. He says he will handle it. Whatever that means.


I do have to wonder if posting personal information on an individual not involved is still a bannable offense though. Seems people get banned in here for lesser offenses. Guess time will tell on that call.

And Cal, I visited your GADFLY on Myspace and I find you're still up to your old tricks again trying to spread a virus of some kind. Seems that the URL that points to my "interview" with Hockey has been disabled. This is the poo poo I get when I click the link:

quote:

- The link was spam! No one likes spammers, and we don't like their links.

- You almost got phished! There are people out there who want to steal your MySpace password. They want to log in as you and send spam, harass your friends, change your profile, and generally run amok. Phishing pages are usually designed to look like MySpace to trick you. Other sites may also ask for your MySpace login information to customize your profile, insert videos or slide shows, track visitors, or any number of other things.Don't make it easy for them. ONLY USE YOUR MYSPACE LOGIN INFO ON WWW.MYSPACE.COM!!

- Viruses are not fun! Neither is adware, spyware, or malware. We cut the links to places that are known sources of infection.

You still up to your old tricks again? Thank God I don't click many links you post. God only knows what you will infect my computer with.

goonobyl fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Nov 2, 2008

iRFNA
Sep 15, 2004

by Fistgrrl

goonobyl posted:

:words:

Carry on.

-pv

Cha
Dec 10, 2006

goonobyl posted:

Well, I called the dude to give him a heads up and he was none to happy about it. It explained to him why he got a few crank calls left on his machine tonight. He says he will handle it. Whatever that means.


I do have to wonder if posting personal information on an individual not involved is still a bannable offense though. Seems people get banned in here for lesser offenses. Guess time will tell on that call.


This is the most transparent bluff I've ever seen. None of us called that man, and neither did you.

TigerMoJo
Mar 11, 2008

goonobyl posted:

Well, I called the dude to give him a heads up and he was none to happy about it. It explained to him why he got a few crank calls left on his machine tonight. He says he will handle it. Whatever that means.
Do you make a career out of bullshitting?

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

goonobyl posted:

Well, I called the dude to give him a heads up and he was none to happy about it. It explained to him why he got a few crank calls left on his machine tonight. He says he will handle it. Whatever that means.
What, exactly, did you explain to him? Did you describe the thread and what your role in it was? How did he react to the whole dollfucking part of it?

Zappatista
Oct 28, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.
Not trying to suggest anyone call any numbers here (that sorta thing is stupid beyond measure and the prerogative of /b/tards) but I'd have to imagine the best way to do this would be to call a number and ask for "insert name of Spit Wiper's dolls here"

Anyone else would tell you that you had the wrong number. Spit Wiper, on the other hand, would become enraged.

goonobyl
Apr 26, 2008

by Ozma

Cha posted:

This is the most transparent bluff I've ever seen. None of us called that man, and neither did you.

You sure about that? So you monitor the Internets now and can predict peoples behaviour? Especially on a board this size and someones phone number is posted in a thread like this? I tend to doubt that.

Sounded like the guy was a bit pissed off to me. But hey, call away if you feel it is "me". Seriously. Go to town. :)

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Cha
Dec 10, 2006

goonobyl posted:

You sure about that? So you monitor the Internets now and can predict peoples behaviour? Especially on a board this size and someones phone number is posted in a thread like this? I tend to doubt that.

Sounded like the guy was a bit pissed off to me. But hey, call away if you feel it is "me". Seriously. Go to town. :)

Firstly, none of us would bother calling if we thought it was you, because then we might actually have to interact with you outside of the internet.

Secondly, "a board this size"? You still don't seem to get it- out of all the members of the Something Awful forums, you've probably encountered 1% in this thread. Also, unlike the socially inept losers who post on your forums, we're not idiots.

Third, I know you think you have us all scared, but it's so obvious that you're lying, it's sort of pathetic. At least none of us have had to resort to lying, you give us enough true material as it is.