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goonobyl
Apr 26, 2008

by Ozma

iRFNA posted:

Tell us more about how you aren't a worthless human being.

And who lead you to believe I was a "worthless human being" and what did they confirm it with?

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Twigand Berries
Sep 7, 2008

goonobyl posted:

And who lead you to believe I was a "worthless human being" and what did they confirm it with?

You did. Your posts.

TigerMoJo
Mar 11, 2008

goonobyl posted:

Hmmm.. TigerMoJo is getting all butthurt over the © now. Geeze, where were you when I was bitching about stolen images from my site? :ughh:

Any more double standards here and I'm gonna puke ;)

There's a big difference that I know your tiny little brain cannot comprehend, we never ever claimed any of the images we put in this thread or text was our own or SomethingAwful.com's work or copyright. We always said they were yours, why would we ever state otherwise :gonk:?

You are blatantly stealing someone else's work and claiming it as your own. Now unless you want to delete your misleading nonsense on there and put:
Copyright © 2001 by Timothy Campbell

Then I will find a way to contact this man and let him know about your "e-magazine article."

Glomper Squeeman
Jun 11, 2006

The cat does not see the cliff.

goonobyl posted:

And who lead you to believe I was a "worthless human being" and what did they confirm it with?

You. You brought it upon yourself. You confirmed it in this thread with your pitifully hilarious attempts at defending your dollfucking habits and 'pwning' us. ;)

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

goonobyl posted:

And who lead you to believe I was a "worthless human being" and what did they confirm it with?

goonobyl posted:

Naw. My turning point with the EX (and bitches in general) was when she got arrested for taking child porno pics of her own kids and mailing them to her pedo lover in North Carolina. The state police let me know. Nice. I divorced her rear end quick and gained custody. But anyways.... who loving cares about this poo poo, we're talking about dollfucking here.

Since then, I've dated freaks and geeks (like who post here) until I found my current GF.

I'm going to make another photoshoot tomorrow. Maybe I'll slip one in with my juice flowing out. Would you like that? :D

1a) Losing your wife to a pedo or 1b) Making up the fact that you lost your wife to a pedo -- take your pick.

2) Offering pictures of your junk to complete and utterly disinterested strangers on the internet.

If that ain't worthless, it's pretty drat close. Like cash-value-of-coupons worthless.

queenfrostine
Aug 19, 2008

I'm never going to be famous. I don't do anything, not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.
I think our friend here is at this point, resorting to such "i am rubber, you are glue" tactics here in order to prove a point... i don't think he's making actual attempts at sensical retorts of any caliber because, like the article he posted- he's trolling us.

it might be worth it at this point to simply stop responding to him, i mean, is anyone getting any real satisfaction by calling him a piece of poo poo and saying how his wife left him for a pedophile? surely those must weigh on him without us throwing them over and over again- at this point, they've lost impact. (if he ever even had a wife, hell. for all we know, it's his real doll and his some male mannequins as his children).

just saying...

"During the time I was "trolling" them, I found that they're becoming increasingly hostile, and saw first hand at the great lengths they go to become the "center of attention""

he's just trying to somehow prove his point that we're fools by using ridiculously stupid, senseless insults to show that we'll just keep responding as long as he trolls.

Cha
Dec 10, 2006

Honestly at this point I'd almost prefer if he got banned. Lord knows he's done enough to deserve it, and maybe just removing him entirely would convince him that we literally don't give a poo poo about him or his sad existence.

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007

Hahaha, oh Dave_vips, you crazy crazy guy.

Chopsy
Dec 27, 2005

GUNS GUNS GUNS
BIKES BIKES
YOUR MOM
Good Lord, this thread is epic.

I love how, every time someone patiently explains to goonobyl the many reasons why he is worthless (hideous, apparently less desirable to his wife than a pedophile, unarmed in a duel of wits, fucks dolls), he just replies with a longer, but not marginally more clever, version of "No you are, lol WOO BURN".

I really hope Kevin takes up the offer of free Bawls to register here, because I have a feeling that even the Spergin' Avenger would put Pit Viper's painfully weak burns to shame, Linux tangents notwithstanding.

TangoZulu85
Sep 28, 2007

¬<('_'<) Kirby's got a gun.
Sorry to fall behind, I'm reading this about 15 pages back at any given time, but there was something back on page 53 that no one said something about that I'd like to bring to light.

Welcome to Spurg-berger, home of the Spurg-berger posted:

I got some Go One Day bus passes for the city bus (unlimited rides for one day from first use to 2 AM), so I'm going to put them to good use and whenever Kat gives me permission to go out and have some time to myself (she stopped letting me do it a while back, but now she's starting to let me get out more again), and I just picked them up from the post office last Friday (I was home the two times the postman attempted to deliver it, but he was stupid enough NOT to knock on the door to deliver the package, so the second attempt he stuck a note in my mailbox and took it to the post office with a "final notice" warning), so I'm going to put them to good use and when it's okay, I'm going shopping.

The mailman doesn't knock to deliver something... does he know what lies beyond?

duffath
May 9, 2007

My name is Legion for we are many.

Cha posted:

Honestly at this point I'd almost prefer if he got banned. Lord knows he's done enough to deserve it, and maybe just removing him entirely would convince him that we literally don't give a poo poo about him or his sad existence.

I would nth that in a heartbeat. Plus you know it'd drive him loving batshit if the thread became members only. I doubt he would be able to hack it. It's the same reason you're not still on his ignore list. He can't bear to not read what you are saying about him.


I vote for a ban on Goonobyl and make the thread viewable by members only. Most of the recent entertainment in this thread has not been from Goonobyl going "no you!" but from good old Mr.Havens so I doubt Goonobyl would be a loss to the thread.

If what I proposed there was done you know he'll be itching to fork out $10 so he can come back in and have his say, he won't like not knowing and being unable to respond.

In the event that he buys another account to troll again = Hilarity.
I'd be happy to risk killing the thread for that.

Just a thought anyway

Apology
Nov 12, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post
It's probably a waste, but I'm going to point out a few salient facts again in hopes that Goonobyl is one of those fancy higher primates that can learn:

1. Nobody cares if he fucks dolls in the privacy of his own home; it's the personification and public display of dollfucking that people find disturbing. If there were no internet site touting the glories of dollfucking and even attempting to portray the practice as healthy and normal, this thread would not exist.

2. This thread would have died from lack of interest long ago if he'd been able to ignore it, but he can't; he needs the human attention and interaction. Dolls are incapable of being dramatic. If you yell at them or beat them, they just continue to stare at you with their dull, dead eyes.

3. His "burns" are terribly weak, and even the other dollfuckers disagree with him (i.e. Cha).

4. We've gone full circle through defend/I'm leaving FOREVAR/puppetmaster/no U, so there's really not much else he has to offer us.

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007

Apology posted:

4. We've gone full circle through defend/I'm leaving FOREVAR/puppetmaster/no U, so there's really not much else he has to offer us.

I would say theres the meltdown stage to go but he's been on that for weeks now

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

goonobyl posted:

Hmmm.. TigerMoJo is getting all butthurt over the © now. Geeze, where were you when I was bitching about stolen images from my site? :ughh:

Any more double standards here and I'm gonna puke ;)

No one here ever claimed those images was theirs. No one here ever slapped a © notice on those images. The only thing anyone here did was rehost those images on a distributed image host so that it was not be leached from someone else's server.

You on the other hand have taken someone else's articles and slapped your name and copyright on them with out there permission, passing their work off as yours.

See the difference?

Awaiting lame rear end insult that doesn't address anything I just said

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007

Lowen SoDium posted:

No one here ever claimed those images was theirs. No one here ever slapped a © notice on those images. The only thing anyone here did was rehost those images on a distributed image host so that it was not be leached from someone else's server.

You on the other hand have taken someone else's articles and slapped your name and copyright on them with out there permission, passing their work off as yours.

See the difference?

Awaiting lame rear end insult that doesn't address anything I just said

yeah? well gently caress YOU hahaha owned goon

Cha
Dec 10, 2006

Nemesis Of Moles posted:

yeah? well gently caress YOU hahaha owned goon
CHA IS A WHORE

owned

duffath
May 9, 2007

My name is Legion for we are many.

Cha posted:

CHA IS A WHORE

owned

Carry on!

-pv (c) (tm) pat. pending

:iceburn:

Loren1350
Mar 30, 2007
You're all just jealous trolls because my dolls know how ugly you are. When my new novel "Mannequin" comes out you'll all go to jail. HaHaHaChaHaha dumb puppets.

Deacon Blues
Aug 8, 2007

by I Ozma Myself

goonobyl posted:

Like your typical troll?

I suggest you get your head out of your own oval office.

Thanks for replying. I need the fuel. :hydrogen:

Well, I suppose it's good for you that you have your fuel as you're the only one here with something to prove.

If this were a democratic forum, I would be tempted to vote to not ban the goonobyl. I would vote to make this thread non-viewable for that account or non-members though just to cause him frustration. However, I would like to hear more about the lies he tells himself about why his wife left him for another man.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.
^^^^^

Ah man, I find it so loving funny that he resorts to bringing up points previously made by Hockey directed at us, but before him myself directed at the dollfuckers, then he goes and plagerizes after accusing me of being an unoriginal violator of copyrights.

As for banning him, well, he is the only white knight here, and I would like to see him utterly loving BREAK... and I presume that his being unable to come back here without an effort on his part could very well push him over the edge. I propose BAN for goonobyl, mainly because he wouldn't dare show up for a good Helldumping. I propose against making it Members Only since that would confine the subjects of this thread to this site. However, if dollfucker threads pop up elsewhere as well, then I would agree with this becoming Members Only.

There is one last stipulation before I officially request a ban, though.

If you, goonobyl/Shit_Viper/James S. Williams, Sr., would rather take this to Helldump so that you may go out in a blaze of glory, you will earn that with me by quoting me from any of my previous posts on here within the next 24 hours. The ban will be requested regardless. You have a choice as to how you would like to go out; Whimper or Bang, Jim?

iRFNA
Sep 15, 2004

by Fistgrrl

Caligasti posted:

If you, goonobyl/Shit_Viper/James S. Williams, Sr., would rather take this to Helldump so that you may go out in a blaze of glory, you will earn that with me by quoting me from any of my previous posts on here within the next 24 hours. The ban will be requested regardless. You have a choice as to how you would like to go out; Whimper or Bang, Jim?

I challenged him to helldump months ago, and he declined :(

Cha
Dec 10, 2006

iRFNA posted:

I challenged him to helldump months ago, and he declined :(

Well then he can get banned and go away quietly.

duffath
May 9, 2007

My name is Legion for we are many.
Is there a link/explanation about "challenging someone to helldump."

I'm not very clued in on forum goings on it seems.

Zappatista
Oct 28, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.
I'd like to request that Goonobyl be probated for a ridiculously long amount of time or until a copy of Hockey's "movie" appears on these forums, whichever comes first

iRFNA
Sep 15, 2004

by Fistgrrl

Zappatista posted:

I'd like to request that Goonobyl be probated for a ridiculously long amount of time or until a copy of Hockey's "movie" appears on these forums, whichever comes first

I'd say a month probation would be pretty good, honestly.

Cha
Dec 10, 2006

iRFNA posted:

I'd say a month probation would be pretty good, honestly.

He's been probated. It certainly hasn't changed anything.

Deacon Blues
Aug 8, 2007

by I Ozma Myself

Cha posted:

Well then he can get banned and go away quietly.

Awww. There's no fun in that :(

As a compromise, is it possible to have him scheduled for probation where he only has like a 12 hour window on, say, Saturday night to post? In a way this might be helpful to him as he seems to not be able to tell the differenece between a week and a day.

I'm speaking about Jimmy, as I think Davey has washed his hands of any direct contact with us. Hmmm. I wonder what lies Davey has told himself to allow his ego to accept defeat?

Zappatista
Oct 28, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.
Or his account can be reclassified as FYAD-only.

Cha
Dec 10, 2006

Deacon Blues posted:

Awww. There's no fun in that :(

As a compromise, is it possible to have him scheduled for probation where he only has like a 12 hour window on, say, Saturday night to post? In a way this might be helpful to him as he seems to not be able to tell the differenece between a week and a day.

I'm speaking about Jimmy, as I think Davey has washed his hands of any direct contact with us. Hmmm. I wonder what lies Davey has told himself to allow his ego to accept defeat?

What point is there in keeping him around? He's stopped even being humorous in his remarks- I think banning him would be for the best. I enjoy laughing at him as much as, if not more than anyone, but he's ceased to be funny. His replies are growing more nonsensical and desperate by the hour and at this point I'd say the best tactic would be to put him out of his misery- put him to sleep.

Gavitron
Sep 11, 2001

One of the downsides of being special is that you feel out of place wherever you go.
Pillbug

TigerMoJo posted:

There's a big difference that I know your tiny little brain cannot comprehend, we never ever claimed any of the images we put in this thread or text was our own or SomethingAwful.com's work or copyright. We always said they were yours, why would we ever state otherwise :gonk:?

You are blatantly stealing someone else's work and claiming it as your own. Now unless you want to delete your misleading nonsense on there and put:
Copyright © 2001 by Timothy Campbell

Then I will find a way to contact this man and let him know about your "e-magazine article."

While there is much ballyhoo about "Copyright" here, I think the more salient point is plagiarism. Copyright is simply (one of many) means by which the human race (and dollfuckers,) try to protect their works from it.

The difference here, goonobyl, is that we cite our sources when using someone else's work. Unlike your recent blog post about trolling.

Oh, and it's been said earlier, but in case you missed it; Since this is our forum, you're the only troll here...

Aw man, was I ever e;f;b; - but I'm leaving this anyway.

Gavitron fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Nov 16, 2008

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Cha posted:

What point is there in keeping him around? He's stopped even being humorous in his remarks- I think banning him would be for the best. I enjoy laughing at him as much as, if not more than anyone, but he's ceased to be funny. His replies are growing more nonsensical and desperate by the hour and at this point I'd say the best tactic would be to put him out of his misery- put him to sleep.

Yeah, I'm going with this. It was a good run, but he's just repeating himself now, and it's getting old. Personally I think the funniest parts of this thread have been the insights into Kevin's mind :psyduck: and we don't need Shit_Viper for that.

Zappatista
Oct 28, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.
Shit_Wiper is probably the lamest of the 3. Kevin has his nuttiness going for him, Hockey has his dorkumentary, but Williams doesn't really bring anything to the table.
He's more like that Stickam guy who registered and made that "I am the Puppetmaster" thread, only without any interesting visuals.

duffath
May 9, 2007

My name is Legion for we are many.
If this thread dies I'd rather it did with happy memories about it in my heart.

stupidpurple
Jan 26, 2007
Pretty
Vacant
Please don't ban goonobyl! He's the best thing to happen to GBS since... ever.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.
:lol:! how 'bout that...

http://bankofamericasucks.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3220&p=15361#p15361

Caligasti fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Nov 16, 2008

Zappatista
Oct 28, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.
What an :iceburn:

Gavitron
Sep 11, 2001

One of the downsides of being special is that you feel out of place wherever you go.
Pillbug

Wait, what? Pit Viper is a troll on other forums too? And yet he thinks we're the trolls? :psyboom:

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.
^^^^^

Yes indeed. I found that forum a while back ago and mentioned it on here. Back then the location for BigJimW was listed as Warwick, Rhode Island. After a link was posted on here showing he was trolling over there, the location suspiciously (but not too surprisingly) changed. Guy in Rhode Island, works at BoA, insults people like an awkward teenager, goes by BigJimW... it's quite plain, really.

That goes back to before he even began lashing out at us, too.

Caligasti fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Nov 16, 2008

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.
In fact, here's his post history.

Sure sounds like him, doesn't it?

UPDATE: Looks like he's backpedaling and misspelling as he does so. From his CD article...

Caligasti fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Nov 16, 2008

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stupidpurple
Jan 26, 2007
Pretty
Vacant

Caligasti posted:

In fact, here's his post history.

Sure sounds like him, doesn't it?

UPDATE: Looks like he's backpedaling and misspelling as he does so. From his CD article...



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