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What the gently caress? He's always yelling at his real doll and talking about how stupid everyone around him is. Also, apparently he can't spell Alton Brown or Emeril, even though he's a huge fan.
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# ? Nov 21, 2008 22:33 |
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^^^^^ That makes me wonder if he yells at Kat like that. . Maybe he doesn't yell at her, but instead takes his frustrations with her out on "Daphne". ! That would be a strange way to be passive-aggressive. It'd be really hosed-up if it were the other way around though. Him yelling at Kat because "Daphne" wasn't "in the mood" or something. Aw man... now i have a bad feeling that that is how it actually is.
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# ? Nov 21, 2008 23:14 |
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Shit_Viper's latest creation: Lovely.
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# ? Nov 22, 2008 00:11 |
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Surfingelectrode posted:Shit_Viper's latest creation: what is the point of that picture at all?
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# ? Nov 22, 2008 00:25 |
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I'd be willing to bet that it's his way of getting back at everyone at the BOASucks board who now knows that he fucks dolls.
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# ? Nov 22, 2008 04:14 |
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Santclair posted:what is the point of that picture at all? "Busted for speeding" I saw Lars and the Real Girl tonight. I don't understand how people could be sympathetic to the guy, he was an rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Nov 22, 2008 04:19 |
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^^^^^ muzza, Dave, and Pitiful_Viper have some insight regarding such hostility... Who is it really who suffers from delusion? muzzafucka posted:We think indeed they may, are or do feel threatened by Dolls, particularly the high end ones. And perhaps they have a point. Pitiful_Viper posted:
Some of Gordon's YouTube comments. Mm-hm. Most of the comments on Gordon's YouTube amount to either known dollfuckers patting him on the back for being courageous (or crazy) enough to talk about his dollfucking. The rest are borderline dollfuckers (misogynistic Ladder Theorists), ambivallent fencesitters who are doing the whole "on one hand" deal, relativist libertine neo-hippies who don't dislike anything at all, and a lot of people who are in the "Whatever makes you happy, dude but you could've spent all that money on self-improvement" camp. And a few trolls, who are likely at least a little offended but amused enough to not get full-on nasty. Not a whole lot of overtly positive stuff outside of the dollfucker, Ladder, and neo-hippy crowd. Most of the remainder seems to be neutral bordering on creeped-out or amused due to seeing someone who lives as he does with such enthusiasm. Reading Gordon's own comments just leads to viewing him as an insecure misogynist who is reacting to perceived wrongs in his life by claiming that he's come to terms with his failings as a human being and then shutting himself in and avoiding real and meaningful contact with his fellow human beings, his activity on the internet notwithstanding. His happiness is real enough to him at this point, even if it is "real" in much the same manner as his RealDolls could be said to be. As Dave is a dollfucker, a lack of bias is not to be expected in his documentary no matter his alleged journalistic credentials. Caligasti fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Nov 22, 2008 |
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Oh god, that "pungent Technology" thread has gotten worse. 'Pungent technology' for dolls? sanpedro posted:I've thought about this alot, and the experience would definitely be enhanced for me, to use a scented lube that smelled like pussy. But only if it was formulated to smell like the "nice" kind of pussy, like "college girl that just got out of the shower" smell, not "40 year old smoker that just ran a marathon on a hot day in August" scent. I wonder if he's ever smelled either in real life. I somewhat doubt it. LordLongshaft posted:I did get a bottle of "authentically scented" lube, I'm afraid I can't remember the name of the product but it came in a black bottle and I think it might have been german? As usual the Longshaft memory is a bit vague... What I vividly recall is the grotesque stench of the stuff, perhaps you can imagine how appealing a 250 ml bottle of stale vaginal mucus would be, well, it was worse than that! This is a purely subjective thing, though, a friend of mine was fascinated by the product and eagerly sniffed at the bottle for several minutes; I couldn't bear to keep it in my bedroom and had to throw it out, my hopes that the experience would improve dashed! I take it his friend is likely not a dollfucker, but a pervert nonetheless. They do make "Feminine Hygiene Sprays" that try to smell like vanilla, chocolate, flowers, and what not. They don't really work either... Poet posted:Cordite, Hopps #9, Hemp, brass, gun oil, burning leaves, leather, cow dung, fresh hay, barns, burning rubber; all some of my favorite scents actually. Set your doll on fire. The TL;DR post... yesindeedydo posted:What I say following pertains to my feelings as a heterosexual man attracted to women, and to sex dolls simulating women, but would also suggest that the same should apply, mutatis mutandis, to those who are attracted to men, and to sex dolls simulating men. So I guess what he's saying is that hookers smell better when you gently caress them than they would when you happen upon them while they're masturbating. I did not know that. CJD posted:I was one of those who asked about the aroma in past threads TG mentioned...the Fragrance LordLongshaft talked about, from Germany is "vulva". I havent tried it...but I was told it wouldnt smell right unles it was put on human flesh...apparently it needs the warming effect for the aroma to smell right...if not it smells bad. And I suppose you'll never know for certain. Oh, and by the way, Dave has another NEW fuckbuddy... Midiman's BoyToy Arrives
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# ? Nov 22, 2008 18:14 |
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Caligasti posted:
Yeah, I just tried to comment in response to one of the posters on his YouTube who was being especially misogynistic: valhala56 posted:theirliel, whose the loser? He's got to great looking females, no bitching or complaining. No periods or anything else and he doesn't have to worry about child support. In a lot ways he's a winner. And after I entered it, it said "comment pending approval!" says it never sees the light of day. It's easy to have a ton of positive comments when you're deciding which ones go live. TigerMoJo fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Nov 22, 2008 |
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^^^^^ I would say so. It's all very subjective, as will Dave's documentary be. There's virtually no such thing as objective commentary nor objective journalism. Pick, choose, spin... everybody does it. If someone has the power to control what gets theough one way, the other, or even both they are going to use it to the fullest extent they can. We can control and spin what we post here, Dave can presumably control his end, and ultimately none of it matters save for its perceived value, entertainment arguably being the primary case for this thread as well as Dave's documentary. Godon's no different. Nobody truly is. Gordon's an admitted control freak, and we know quite well that Dave is and that many of their fellow dollfuckers are, too. Yet they rail against that stereotype, which only helps show the truth in it and leaves them wondering what some of us find so funny.
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# ? Nov 22, 2008 19:08 |
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Got to look at the pictures in Midiman's BoyToy Arrives. Disturbing, no?midimadman posted:Opened before a somewhat live audience TeddyBitch got a knife!
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# ? Nov 22, 2008 23:18 |
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I hope that when/if Dave's dorkumentary finally comes out it will get reviewed in "Horrors of Porn"
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# ? Nov 22, 2008 23:22 |
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I wonder if he knows that "boytoy" doesn't mean "toys designed for males" but rather "men that are kept around for their sexual attractiveness because they have no other value such as talent or intelligence" and that "boytoys" are usually kept by either aging rich actresses or aging rich homosexuals? Honestly I thought he'd ordered a male doll
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# ? Nov 22, 2008 23:29 |
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^^^^^ That is the first definiton. The second accepted definition is "a female sex object". I've seen young women around here walking around in tubetops with "Boy Toy" emblazoned across their funbags. In Dave's case, the sex object is an anime-inspired doll. "Boy toy" has also been co-oped to mean expensive cars (like Dave's BMWs), muscle cars, guns, power tools, video games... anything typically associated with being the sort of thing that males would go out of their way to obtain. Still, it would've been damned funny if he had ordered a twink doll... Caligasti fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Nov 23, 2008 |
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Oh...my....god... The Artist, Kevin Havens posted:It's a hack job done in The GIMP. An artist, I am not. But going with the current fad started by Pit_Viper, I'd thought I'd go along... technoguy posted:CGB... EDIT: Kevin Havens posted:Congrats, Artist69! Very Happy Using our tax money to buy a fuckdoll Looking forward to the photospread.. Surfingelectrode fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Nov 22, 2008 |
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Good loving lord. "This is Daphne. She uses Linux" was already one of the stupidest statements I've ever heard someone formulate. Way to make it even worse, 'Sperg-ei Federov... Fuckin' Beetface.
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# ? Nov 22, 2008 23:56 |
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Yeah, I like the "Goons can bite my rear end" under the barcode. Somebody's been hanging out with Shit_Viper a little too much. ! Getting an eye exam for a loving fuckdoll? Even if it's just "playing make-believe", this is coming from a 31-year-old man (well, manchild). Most little girls grow out of playing with dolls in such a manner by the time their age hits the double-digits. Caligasti fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Nov 23, 2008 |
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Surfingelectrode posted:Oh...my....god... This is hands down the single worst picture edit that I have ever seen. I mean, it's bad on every single level. I think looking at it might have actually given me cancer. Here's hoping that Conical sends him a cease and desist.
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# ? Nov 23, 2008 00:08 |
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I decided to follow in Kevin and Pit_Viper's footsteps...
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# ? Nov 23, 2008 00:38 |
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Caligasti posted:
Hell, something tells me that were I to try to do something like that I'd be committed or at least have the optometrist ask me if I'd been feeling alright lately while the secretary dials the cops. And I don't have a beet-red face. Either this never happened or the optometrist fucks dolls as well. There's no way that medical professionals would be that tolerant of that sorta nonsense. But then again, there's a reason why Dave Hockey is Midimanchild.
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# ? Nov 23, 2008 00:45 |
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^^^^^ It's Kevin who did this. It would have been quite the spectacle if the eye exam took place, but I don't believe it did. I'm sure he's mentally ill and has tons of meds that he's clearly not taking.
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# ? Nov 23, 2008 00:49 |
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Caligasti posted:^^^^^ I'm sure the "eye exam" consisted of Kevin pulling them out of its head, giving them a 'lil spit-polish, and breaking the lenses out of some discount sunglasses from Wal-mart for the doll.
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# ? Nov 23, 2008 01:13 |
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Apology posted:I'm sure the "eye exam" consisted of Kevin pulling them out of its head, giving them a 'lil spit-polish, and breaking the lenses out of some discount sunglasses from Wal-mart for the doll. Oh God, now I just have visions of him skull loving it. And since it's the holidays, I wonder if when Kevin sees the nativities displayed in people's yards if he wants to gently caress the Virgin Mary statue?
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# ? Nov 23, 2008 01:20 |
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Surfingelectrode posted:Shit_Viper's latest creation: That was one of my favorites too. Thanks for posting it.
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# ? Nov 23, 2008 05:52 |
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Caligasti posted:Might it be time for some research? And Cynthia, what will you do with the information once found? Not much apparently. You guys couldn't do poo poo with Kevin, even after he posted his poo poo all over the web, so what the gently caress makes you think you're gonna do anything with me after doing WHOIS lookups and spending a lot of $$$ to find me? Post YouTube videos? Nice. And if I *DO* work for Bank of America, what are ya gonna do then chump? Call 'em up and run the risk of getting busted? Git me fired? Oh, I am scared now. I'll be back to troll you all next month. Cal bores me now. I just needed to stir the shitpot a bit. goonobyl fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Nov 23, 2008 |
# ? Nov 23, 2008 06:02 |
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goonobyl posted:
Countdown to next post in T-minus 5,4,3,2...
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# ? Nov 23, 2008 06:04 |
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goonobyl posted:And Cynthia, what will you do with the information once found? Not much apparently. You guys couldn't do poo poo with Kevin, even after he posted his poo poo all over the web, so what the gently caress makes you think you're gonna do anything with me? Post YouTube videos? Just get banned already, worthless idiot
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# ? Nov 23, 2008 06:04 |
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TigerMoJo posted:Countdown to next post in T-minus 5,4,3,2... Of course you do KNOW that trolls thrive on attention. 1.... BOOM Troll ya later. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 23, 2008 06:07 |
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Caligasti posted:Yeah, I like the "Goons can bite my rear end" under the barcode. Somebody's been hanging out with Shit_Viper a little too much. I don't get it, I really don't. This is someone who will weave elaborate backstories about the favorite snack foods and eating habits thereof for an anthropomorphized lump of silicone, but doesn't have enough 'sperg points left to put more effort into a friggin' bar code.
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# ? Nov 23, 2008 06:07 |
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goonobyl posted:what will you do with the information once found? Not much apparently. You guys couldn't do poo poo with Kevin, even after he posted his poo poo Not that it really matters, but it's not that we "couldn't do poo poo" it's that we are not the monsters here and we didn't want to do poo poo.
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# ? Nov 23, 2008 06:07 |
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goonobyl posted:Of course you do KNOW that trolls thrive on attention. Which is why you posted again once we paid attention to you, right?
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# ? Nov 23, 2008 06:09 |
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goonobyl posted:And Cynthia, what will you do with the information once found? Not much apparently. You guys couldn't do poo poo with Kevin, even after he posted his poo poo all over the web, so what the gently caress makes you think you're gonna do anything with me after doing WHOIS lookups and spending a lot of $$$ to find me? Post YouTube videos? Nice. There's nothing else to say. Your posts have no substance at all. Glomper Squeeman fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Nov 23, 2008 |
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MagicBob posted:
Kinda like your last girlfriend? Funny she mentioned you lacked substance too, just before I rear end hosed her. But enough of my personal life. Why do I suddenly feel like a celebrity here now? Wow. Nice. And Blowax, fix your loving avatars. looks like poo poo on the background. goonobyl fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Nov 23, 2008 |
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goonobyl posted:Kinda like your last girlfriend? Funny she mentioned you lacked substance too, just before I rear end hosed her. But enough of my personal life. Celebrity? Maybe if you would've taken up Cali's helldump challenge, you would've gone out in a blaze of glory, but I'd hardly call being made fun of in a thread being a celebrity. Keep on melting down. E: Nice ninja edit there you really told me
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# ? Nov 23, 2008 06:34 |
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Haha...Kevin Havens, the published auteur posted:Well, I am going to be a published author. I found out that I had the talent to do so way back in 1998, when I written my first story. After about seven iterations of the same story, I am offering to you, my fellow TDF members, two of the stories (in Adobe PDF format) that I am planning to release the manuscript to.
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# ? Nov 23, 2008 06:43 |
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goonobyl posted:Kinda like your last girlfriend? Funny she mentioned you lacked substance too, just before I rear end hosed her. But enough of my personal life. Hahaha! Everyone at the BOA now knows that "BigJimW" fucks dolls! And I'm not trying to start a flame war with you. You're the most pathetic of the three and bring nothing to the table. Beetface goes nutso, Midimanchild has a "dorkumentary", you're just a raging thirtysomething from Rhode Island. But I'm guessing you can't show your face around the BOA forums anymore. That and your life's claim to fame will be having an ED page. This really is a refreshing break from paper-writing, doll-rapist Edit: is it possible to give this poo poo wiper's account rigged up so rather than being banned or probated all his posts just turn into "I gently caress dolls" or something even dumber??? Zappatista fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Nov 23, 2008 |
# ? Nov 23, 2008 06:46 |
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I think one of those 999,999 hour probations would be nice unless the account goes back to Hockey, poo poo Viper just isn't very interesting.
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# ? Nov 23, 2008 07:37 |
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Goonobyl, why didn't you take up Caligasti's helldump challenge? Too chickenshit?
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# ? Nov 23, 2008 07:42 |
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Did anyone actually spend any money to find Pit Viper? I don't remember that part of the thread. I just remember all the rewards offered on the Doll Forums for Caligasti's information which they apparently did not get. Also, BofA won't get rid of him for being a dollfucker; that's too much trouble and they wouldn't want any potential legal hassles, even if they'd win. They'll just tell him they have to downsize due to the terrible, terrible economy, so sorry, better luck next time getting a job somewhere else in the banking industry during the bailout when everybody's cutting jobs. That's the way big corporations get rid of people they just don't like---nobody can sue for losing their job during a downsizing, it's just a fact of life.
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Oh, god this is too much.Kevin Havens, lover posted:I know, I know. I told everyone here that I'd be having a good Christmas. Bullsh*t! Today was f*cking HORRIBLE! He sounds like a 10 yr old brat or something. Jeez.
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