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Bitch about your friends, "friends", or people you hang-out with but secretly hate in here. gently caress you SLZY you are the last person I want to hear "you should lower your tolerance to weed" from. You are a loving pillhead. Your body hurts when you can't find vicodin. Your girlfriend literally has dreams about Vicodin. On top of that, your apartment doesn't have a working sink, anything to cook food from except a microwave and even though you spend absolutely no money on fixing it up you still can't pay your god drat rent. I'm sorry that you never buy weed anymore because you and your girlfriend are so addicted to painkillers you can't spare a dollar on anything else. Also, quit trying to trade food purchased with your EBT card to me for rides, drugs and other stuff. Most of all, don't loving call me again unless you're planning on smoking me down or something crazy like that. You're useless now that you are a pitiful addict and I think it's funny the way you and your girlfriend talk about other people like you are somehow on a moral highground to do so. (Also quit letting pregnant girls take pills and smoke weed and cigarettes at your place, it's hosed up they don't care about their baby but that doesn't mean you should support their behavior.) pacman fucked around with this message at Jun 11, 2008 around 00:07 |
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So yesterday I call this kid to see if he could find me some weed because my dude was out of town and he said he would make a few calls. Long story short, I ended up just telling him I would get it from my regular dude the next day and all was cool. About 20 minutes later he calls and says "Don't ever call looking for a bag again because I made alot of calls and now we have to buy alot of poo poo." I could hear his brother in the background freaking the gently caress out like "THIS KID ALWAYS DOES THIS, etc." (This was the first time) I was in disbelief. I didn't care because he was my last resort; I, too had called a few people just like he had. I always try to avoid doing this, but never has anyone been uncool about it because it's not like they won't end up selling it. He was basically saying "look what you made me do." The funny part is the guy is 23 and his brother is 24. They live in their mom's apartment and they all share one car and he doesn't even have a license. I met him working part time, but right now neither of them has a job. He's usually a pretty good guy, but I know he taxes me when I buy through him. Good loving riddance. If he wasn't such a bitch he would just not buy anything and make new friends.
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| # ? Jun 11, 2008 00:36 |
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What the gently caress, William? I knew you were a social recluse, but, drat, you don't need to defend Erin. She's a fat, ugly hambeast and one of the first things she ever told me was that she had been raped and punched in the eye. Why do you defend her? More importantly, why do you cut off all contact with your friends because of it? I don't care that she's fat, but she is completely batshit. The best part of it is how passive aggressive you are. You just cut us off and refused to talk to us about it. And when I tried to you just said nothing was wrong (but, of course, you'd tell other people). The two of you pretty much ruined Schoolies for the rest of us. Yeah, maybe I'd only made out with girls, but at least I didn't gently caress a mentally unbalanced pig. I don't reckon you, of all people, can really afford to criticize anyone else. Why are you so loving clingy? I see you at parties with her and you never leave her side. And she just ignores you most of the time. The two of you sit alone in the darkness, saying nothing, doing nothing. Whatever happened to the old cool William? Also, you're a 19 year old guy. What kind of guy throws a 'housewarming' party? Oh, and gently caress you Jared for white knighting for her. I wonder if anyone else knows just how much of a snake you are? She won't have sex with you. Man, you could really do so much better. Still, I guess I so offended the both of you with an offhand comment you'll keep me blocked on MSN and continue screening your calls for me. Everyone else thinks you're being incredibly immature about it. You're basically thrown five years of friendship out the window for a disgusting girl. Cut this poo poo out. I don't know whether to keep trying to act polite and friendly whenever I see the two of you, or to just get incredibly drunk and vomit in your shoes the next time I see you both. Milky Moor fucked around with this message at Jun 11, 2008 around 01:02 |
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Lance you are a stinkyhole. I don't answer my phone for a reason. That doesn't mean come to my house and see where I am. And if no one answers the door that seriously doesn't mean let yourself in. It was cool hanging out when we had a class together but when you started sharing your feelings about how you wanted to "beat the poo poo" out of my 12 year old brother because he "reminded you of this girls little brother" It got beyond weird. I don't like that I have to make sure to lock my entire house down and that I have to hide my car whenever you call because if you think I'm home you will not leave. Next time you show up and try to break in I'm calling the cops.
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Jesus Christ Rich, do you seriously think you can get through life without a high school diploma and just live in the loving woods? What the hell man, enjoy your winter. Atleast get a GED you loving moron.
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I was supposed to be going back to Canada today, after nearly a full week of delays. So my friend gets home and basically says "Yeah, can we take you home tomorrow? I have to go have some casual sex with some guy." Yeah, great, fine, this totally doesn't piss me off at all. It's not like I'm already feeling a lot of strain from the delays at this point, have no money left AT ALL, have lost my keys and had just finished getting what things I own that WEREN'T lost by Greyhound together. No, I'm just loving fine, I'm so glad some loving casual sex takes priority over our friendship. Jesus christ, people wonder why I have self-worth issues.
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Steve, I hate how you are a pacifist son of a bitch because you know you are wrong. You are a selfish hypocritical son of a bitch. For all that we have been through you had to go stab me in the back. Pushing carts at Costco with a Degree at 25 years old hoping to get into the Police Academy because I have no loving clue, maybe because your Dad suggested it and you still live with him with your new car you bought for way too much so that is where all your paychecks go to. I won't forget what your bullshit, and now that I have a brand new Honda Civic Si, my own apartment, a good job, you get loving jealous. Our friendship hasn't been the same for the last 2 years and now I've loving given up. All you had to do was be honest but you thought it was for the best to not be, well look where you are now. Hope you get your head out of your rear end soon. Stan, who is addicted to painkillers has more drive and determination than you who use to smoke pot but now on some type of better than it because you want to go to the police force which you are not a confrantational person so how the gently caress will you handle that. You ask for my opinion, I tell you how it is, and you go against it and screw up. Well gently caress you again. Tick tock tick tock
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| # ? Jun 11, 2008 15:06 |
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loving hell, Lorenzo. Stop calling me past 11 PM. I don't care that you know I'm up. I don't care if you can't sleep. Stop loving calling me that late at night to bitch about <girl>. She strung you along for seven years and you refused to listen to all of your friends, all of her friends, your family, and members of her family telling you that she is bad news and to take out a loving restraining order to keep her away. I'm glad you stopped doing drugs, though. You're slowly becoming someone I'd want to hang out with again. 
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Matt, you smell. Also, all you know to talk about is dissing your other friends. What the gently caress. Most of them are really nice. Even to you. Seriously, take a shower.
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| # ? Jun 11, 2008 17:25 |
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*******, you are totally and magnificently gay, gay, gay and I do wish you would please wake up and smell the...well, no. ******* Your toilet gives me AIDS when I look at it, please clean it or I cannot come over anymore. PS - You are both still two of my best friends, I say this because I love you. Also, please stop being alcoholics.
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| # ? Jun 11, 2008 18:35 |
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Drew, what the gently caress? You know how many doubles and triples I've had to pull for you at work because you're too goddamn lazy to get out of the house. You bitched about some guy calling into work because his Hurn Ea ruptured. He can't help that and it doesn't give you the right to bitch about covering his shift when you had nothing to do that day anyways. gently caress you, you suck at working. Oh, and if you loving talk to your ex-girlfriend on the phone while we're in the middle of a rush I'm going to deck you. What the gently caress is that?
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| # ? Jun 11, 2008 18:50 |
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Angela, I will be civil when you're around, but please find better topics of conversation than the shortcomings you see in other people. All it does is make you look petty and envious, and it makes me wonder what kind of poo poo you'll talk about me when I walk away.
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| # ? Jun 11, 2008 19:03 |
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Kat, I appreciate your friendship over the years. I really do. Because of this friendship I never gave a second thought to living with a female, which was kind of a big step for me. But I've recently come to realize that you're obnoxious and offensive to pretty much everyone around you, and I've been blind to it because I was inured to it over a long period of time. You are lazy, noticeably overweight (sorry), and lately you only pay any attention to me when you want something. Maybe this is my fault for always looking out for you over the years but you could at least try a little harder to think of someone other than yourself. I remember when we were younger and we used to be perfectly content just watching movies on the couch together. We used to just goof off and have fun for no reason. But ever since I've been with Kristen, you've become moody and aggressive. I can tell you hate her even though you'd never say anything. Is this because you're trying to be spare my emotions, or are you just genuinely unable to talk to me? I don't know if you even noticed me in the second bedroom last week (I know you had just gotten a bag of green the night before, so you were probably loving blitzed), but I saw you attack Kristen. I would never have thought you had that in you. That was completely hosed up. You actually drew blood, you loving bitch, and you can't even apologize. You know my favorite part? When I yelled and came out to confront you, you just ran into the loving bathroom and hid. You wouldn't even admit what you did or even look me in the eye. gently caress you. My wife hates you, but I can't bring myself to. That makes me more angry than anything because it shows how you've made me weak. I almost regret ever adopting you from that shelter. Wait, what?
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HoboZero posted:Kat, I appreciate your friendship over the years. I really do. Because of this friendship I never gave a second thought to living with a female, which was kind of a big step for me. But I've recently come to realize that you're obnoxious and offensive to pretty much everyone around you, and I've been blind to it because I was inured to it over a long period of time. Why does your pet smoke weed, that is a bad habit  Edit: Green cat nip? Zmobie Dick fucked around with this message at Jun 12, 2008 around 15:12 |
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/\/\/\ Read it again, especially the first line, and think about it. I really don't want to cause a derail, I promise; this idea just made me smile and I couldn't resist. HoboZero fucked around with this message at Jun 12, 2008 around 04:51 |
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Sarah, you are so loving dumb and I don't give a poo poo how insecure you are about your smokin' hot body.
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Drew, you still suck. Way to ditch us last night and hang out with your ex-girlfriend. What the hell? You knew drat well you were supposed to meet with us because we were all going to leave together for Cleveland today, but no you didn't come. Kate, there's just too many things to tell you, but basically I'd like to tell you that you're a crazy, lying, pessimistic loving stinkyhole. You were cool about 4 months ago, but then something happened to you and you're just a stinkyhole now. gently caress you.
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| # ? Jun 12, 2008 17:59 |
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One of my friends is really hot and likes to gently caress me so I gently caress her a lot.cassidy jones posted:So yesterday I call this kid to see if he could find me some weed because my dude was out of town and he said he would make a few calls. Long story short, I ended up just telling him I would get it from my regular dude the next day and all was cool. About 20 minutes later he calls and says "Don't ever call looking for a bag again because I made alot of calls and now we have to buy alot of poo poo." I could hear his brother in the background freaking the gently caress out like "THIS KID ALWAYS DOES THIS, etc." (This was the first time) CHRISTS FOR SALE fucked around with this message at Jun 12, 2008 around 19:19 |
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Mark, you shallow, vain materialistic gently caress. You push aside any real relationships, both with old friends and women who might actually be marriage material to instead hang out with other snobs so you can all congratulate each other on your BMW's and your Italian wine tasting trips and your stock portfolios. Why the gently caress did you treat Colleen like that? OK, maybe she wasn't the girl of your dreams, but you have highly unrealistic dreams. You are 42, overweight, short, balding, and look like Ernest Borgnine. Yet you still believe you are entitled to nothing less than a Goddess with the body of pre-childbirth Angelina Jolie, the brains of Albert Einstein, and the domestic skills of June Cleaver. Buddy, if such a chick even exists she is sure as hell going to be able to land someone a LOT better than you. I'm not saying settle for some smelly hambeast. But Colleen was as good as it was going to get for you. She still looked pretty drat fine for someone our age, she is funny and reasonably bright, and she is a sweetheart. And of course, since I got married and had kids I am now beneath you too apparently. I don't get to travel as much or hang out with pseudo-intellectual circle-jerk groups as much as you. But then I don't come home to an empty house every night and feel lonely.
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Roommates... Learn to manage your money for gently caress's sake, it sucks living with you guys for that sole reason. Rent and utilities combined are only $350 a month for each of us, not too much, less than each of your weekly paychecks. How is it that I'm always stuck paying rent for the whole house when it's due and having to hound you guys for money for weeks afterward, and I'm always owed at least $500 at any given time? And why am I always the only one in the house who buys groceries? Why is it that every day you have to bum groceries off of me with assurances that you'll "hit up the store tomorrow" and never do? I bet I've been told "I got the next (thing I just mooched off of you)" 50 times in the last 6 months. My advice: stop buying a $7 pack of cigarettes every day and giving that expense a higher priority than everything else and you might actually still have two bills to rub together the day before you get your paycheck. It's seriously depressing/disgusting to watch you guys whine about not being able to afford food and then going out to smoke a cigarette to "ward off hunger." It's also tremendously depressing that the only mail that ever comes to the house is overdraft notices from the bank.
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B - Stop making poo poo up. Seriously. This is why every one of your stories is met with "WOW I BET THAT REALLY HAPPENED" or "FASCINATING STORY THAT DOESN'T SOUND MADE UP AT ALL". Too bad you're too dumb to realize people are mocking you openly to your face. Also, you bring nothing to your relationship except the sperm you deposited in your wife in order to make your kid. Seriously. Your wife is better looking than you, smarter than you, makes more money that you, is nicer than you, doesn't lie like you, and actually tries to maintain a balanced budget in the house. You constantly berate her and treat her like poo poo in front of me and I'm loving sick of it. (Funny side note - I've actually had both of these conversations with him in the past week. Let's see if it changes anything)
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| # ? Jun 12, 2008 22:07 |
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L- Why don't you just shut the gently caress up? You're not some holier-than-thou godsend. I hate you, I hate everything you've become, I hate everything you will be. It's a shame that after 10 years of friendship you decide I'm not good enough for you. M- Is anything you say the truth? Really? I also think you have a substance abuse problem, but I know you don't care. T- If you're gay, just tell me. Otherwise, Never Again ask me how I masturbate. It seriously creeped me out.
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You are seriously the most insane loving person I have ever met in my entire life. Who lies about having sex with their mom and brother to "fit in"? Fit in to..what exactly, you crazy bitch? Not only that, but you drop out of college two months from getting your degree to go to beauty school, which you promptly drop out of two weeks later because it is "too hard". Now you are applying at places like Target and Wal-Mart and you are twenty-seven years old. You hurt all three of us with your absolute and complete insanity. When you told us you think you're "fine" and you don't need help, all I can say is jesus christ, stay as far away from me as possible. I was an idiot for giving you a second chance, but you're gone for good now, so see you later, psycho. You had nice tits though, so keep that up, I guess.
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Roommate #1: I know you have issues with having to have people like you and want to be your friend and love you, but you're going about it the wrong way. Stop being so ostentatious, pretentious, a little selfish, and boring. Roommate #2: You're gay, I get it. However, that is not the reason you are a fag. I know you find that word offensive, but don't make me feel bad for saying "fag" or "gay". I have never used them in a derogatory sense towards any gay person (or even as a reference to homosexuals) and probably won't. You constantly snap your fingers, whistle, tap on stuff that conducts sound, and somehow draw my attention when you eat. Not only are you loud even with your mouth closed, but you are physically 2x-3x times slower in all of your eating and drinking motions. You will constantly pause when the utensil is in your mouth, leaving it in there for 2-4 seconds. You are not even eating anything anyone would consider flavorful or savory*. You don't get that when you "take a break" from XXXXX (though you never had anything with him) that he doesn't like you and you need to move on. That does NOT mean you buy him a b-day present. You may find him gorgeous, but you admit you are only attracted to super-model type guys. You really wonder why you have not significant other? And why would they be attracted to you; you are no prize pig yourself. You also monopolize the bathroom. And your hair is stupid. You remind me of John Ritter in "Sling Blade". That style may or may not be for letting others know you are gay, but it's loving weird. * Both of you are bland people who eat bland food, and will probably lead bland lives.
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All of these posts are in the second person and it's weirding me the gently caress out.
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My best friend forgot my birthday and has stopped returning calls and emails and whatnot, but still sends me chain letters. It's really starting to piss me off.
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This could have been an "I want to gently caress my friends" thread, but maybe we can make it a "Hate gently caress my friends" thread and split the diff?
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iheartponeez posted:This could have been an "I want to gently caress my friends" thread, but maybe we can make it a "Hate gently caress my friends" thread and split the diff? If you really want a thread about wanting to gently caress your friends just press the post button and make one.
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| # ? Jun 13, 2008 18:05 |
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iheartponeez posted:This could have been an "I want to gently caress my friends" thread, but maybe we can make it a "Hate gently caress my friends" thread and split the diff? Considering I get along way better with women anyway (I'm a guy) I know of at least a good half-dozen I wouldn't mind getting jiggy with.
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| # ? Jun 13, 2008 18:11 |
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Yes John and Kate, I did figure out that you're so obsessed with weed now that you care about it more than you care about your friends. You really do. Just because I hate that poo poo means I'm apparently lame now, right? You can't live without the poo poo. Now you've decided to take harder drugs and gently caress up your brains, smart move. Oh and thanks Kate for inviting me to your mother's wedding and then giving me a complete bullshit run-around about something completely unrelated when I follow up and ask you what the gently caress is going on. Yes, you're coming out to visit next week, yes, we're definitely going to hang out next weekend, but maybe you don't understand that perhaps I wanted to see the wedding THIS weekend because I consider your family to be friends of mine. And honestly I don't really want to hang out next weekend anymore because ever since you guys left a week ago and moved away, I realized that I haven't missed you at all. Well, you wouldn't know anyways, the only real friend you have is weed now, and I guess each other, I doubt that'll last long. By the way, you referred to "all of your friends" that still live out here, but really the only people you're talking about are the ones that sell you weed, or the ones that smoke weed with you. Those aren't friends, guys, they're called drug dealers and moochers. You ignored, blew off, and mis-treated your real friends. Also it's funny that Jenny coincidentally mentioned last night that you had talked to her and said that "Silvah doesn't hang out much with me anymore, I don't know why." FYI it's because while I love you to death (even though I'm apathetic about you right now), I find you and your pot-head antics boring. (Sorry TCC) I hate stoners, I hate weed, I hate hard drugs. You don't do anything but make out with John and treat me like I'm not even there when I hang out with you. You've become sloth-like and lazy, and you never DO anything, just sit in parking lots or in the truck or at your house doing nothing. Also, it's amazing how you "don't have money" to do anything fun, but you always seem to come up with the money for a bag of weed. Where the gently caress does that come from, because I want in on this money tree business you seem to be running. Although I'm not sure if the money can only be spent on weed or what? I wish you were like the old Kate, the one I met years ago who was awesome and fun and always down to do anything. Too bad. Silvah fucked around with this message at Jun 14, 2008 around 12:14 |
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pacman posted:If you really want a thread about wanting to gently caress your friends just press the post button and make one. I don't want a thread about it (although there are a few I would), I just saw the title and thought that's what I was going to read.
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| # ? Jun 14, 2008 16:30 |
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M - You are the most meathead-y guy I have ever met. Stop walking around in your underwear to show off your body. That's loving weird. Also,who the gently caress sighs when they do something as small as move their mouse? It's not like you're lifting weights all the goddamned time. Oh, you have asthma? loving bullshit you have asthma. You're on the track team! If you had asthma, you'd have a loving inhaler. Also, stop staring at my computer screen whenever I'm doing something. It's my screen, if I had something to show you, I'd show you. Stop looking over my shoulder and asking stupid questions about what I'm doing or playing. It doesn't concern you. Go back to playing Titan Quest or whatever the gently caress it was you've been playing for the past 4 weeks. Your girlfriend is a dumb stinkyhole. Keep your damned phone on you so your dumb stinkyhole girlfriend doesn't come into the room when I'm there and go, "Do you know where M is?" gently caress, if I didn't know the first time you asked me 10 minutes ago, I sure as hell don't know now. I'm glad that I don't ever have to live with you again so I never have to walk in on you two making out on your bed. Have some common decency and put some sort of sign on the door. Hell, even a piece of tape over a locked keyhole would be great. Also, tell her to cut the gently caress down on her perfume. Every day I come back from class it smells like you went into her room, rubbed her all over you, and came back to our room. What, you don't smell anything? She wasn't wearing any perfume today? That's the biggest load of bullshit I've heard. Not everyone is out to get you. Your writing teacher treated you badly because you're a homophobic rear end in a top hat who throws around the word "enjoyable human being" like it's nothing. The bookstore isn't trying to gently caress you over when they buy your books back, it's all a matter of supply and demand. If you don't like the prices you get there, make an ebay account and sell them there like Matt does. All your friends are meathead douchebags too, except Korey. He's pretty cool. internetpizza fucked around with this message at Jun 14, 2008 around 18:03 |
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SuspectedIdiot posted:M - You are the most meathead-y guy I have ever met. Stop walking around in your underwear to show off your body. That's loving weird. Also,who the gently caress sighs when they do something as small as move their mouse? It's not like you're lifting weights all the goddamned time. Oh, you have asthma? loving bullshit you have asthma. You're on the track team! If you had asthma, you'd have a loving inhaler. Also, stop staring at my computer screen whenever I'm doing something. It's my screen, if I had something to show you, I'd show you. Stop looking over my shoulder and asking stupid questions about what I'm doing or playing. It doesn't concern you. Go back to playing Titan Quest or whatever the gently caress it was you've been playing for the past 4 weeks.
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gently caress you, Kevin. I understand that your commitment to our mutual hobby does not come within a loving light year of equaling mine, but when your participation in a group activity that requires a solid number of players is - as near as I can tell - dead loving last on your list of priorities, maybe you should look into finding a new hobby, or at least finding a group of people who won't be saddled with your bullshit, albatross, wishy-washy attitude. It wouldn't even be an issue if it weren't for the fact that you've been there longer than me and your friends don't want to kick you out. But while their friendship keeps them from feeling angry at you and instead just causing them to become disappointed at your gold bricking, I am no friend to you, and I wish you'd just go the gently caress away so we could replace you with someone who gives a poo poo. You're an rear end in a top hat.
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D - What the gently caress man? I've known you since elementary school and considered you one of my closest friends. You knew that I had been feeling like poo poo for a week before and I would need surgery to fix my problem. So I go in to have surgery and have to spend the next 2 weeks recovering, yet you never even come visit me? What's worse is that you don't call me on top of that until yesterday. However, you didn't just call to see how I was doing, you called because you wanted me to take care of your dog for the weekend. What poo poo is that? Is that how much you care about your friends? I'm not only incredibly bummed out about this, but I have to go through another surgery in 2 weeks with a recovery time of a month and you probably don't give a gently caress, even if you knew. There goes my summer...and friendship.
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Dear most of the people I hung out with freshman year (with a few exceptions), gently caress you. Half of you didn't seem to get that maybe I didn't want to hang out with my ex and her new boyfriend just 2 months after we broke up. I mean, I know she's still your friend and all, but seriously, did you have to constantly have her around, and are you honestly that oblivious that you couldn't see why I might not want to be around them? To the two of you that I hung out with the most, you guys seriously suck. Particularly the female of the group. Yes, we got drunk and made out once, which turned your boyfriend into a possessive twat, but he was retarded anyway. But you just went with it, even when he actually started getting more paranoid over time. Seriously, we're fine to hang out for the rest of freshman year, but once sophomore year starts all of a sudden you're not allowed in the same drat room as me? And you even have to loving block me on AIM? Of course, since everybody likes you, this basically meant I couldn't hang out with anyone that was also your friend, since you were always around. This brings us to the other male member of the group. Thanks for standing up for me here and trying to get her to see reason. Oh wait, you didn't. Well, maybe a little, but seriously, man, I thought you were my friend and you end up basically ditching me so you can hang with her. I mean, I understand she's your fag hag and so you have some kind of inseparable bond, but come on. ...and that's the story of how I basically ended up losing my social life because people suck.
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Brendan. You really need to grow up man. You're what, 21 almost 22? Still living with your mom who is nearly bed ridden because of her surgery and you make her take you to your probation meetings because you don't want to drive? What the gently caress man? Get a job, stop stealing poo poo from best buy. You got caught and now you're paying the consequences. It will follow you for the rest fo your days. Get your meds straightened out and stop acting like you're 6 years old. When people talk to you they aren't attacking you and all the zany ideas that you come up with in an effort to skew the conversation really isn't clever. It's dumb and makes you look like a tool. Kelsey. I hate it when you are with men who are obviously not a good match. It drives me up the wall. Please stop treating me like the weekend boyfriend. It hurts to be strung along because you know that I can't resist and it only fucks with me more when your fleeting eye spots another man who you simply must have. I can't handle Brendan much more and if I cut him out then you might go as well. Please don't let it come to that. Betsy. Please stop bitching about Chris. It is tearing Kelsey apart at the seams. I am tired of hearing about it. Frankly your incessant fixation on hating the man you've been married to for over 25 years is simply no longer nice to be around. I saw my own parents tear apart in much the same manner and I won't sit around to watch it again. I used to love sitting and talking with you about life, the universe, and everything but now you turn every conversation into how loathsome of a creature your husband is. I get it. Let it go, please? P.S Smoking as much as you do is not doing anything to make you recover from surgery any time soon. Please kick Brendan out I want to be able to come and talk with Kelsey without him popping in every 5 minutes to expound some bullshit theory on how aliens are taking over our brains. Jamie. Cut the dreadlocks off, they stink. Shave your legs and pits lady. It's not as awesome being a throwback to the 60s as you think. Seriously. The dreadlocks smell like death, please get rid of them. You looked angelic with straight blond hair and frankly your face is way to angular for that mass of fuzz you pile atop your cranium. Also, if you're going to bitch about how you need money then please refrain from quitting your job. The two are intrinsically tied together. You have to put up with poo poo at work and the idyllic setting you seem to want out of a workplace is simply not going to happen when you live in po-dunk texas. Small towns are not terribly conductive to your desire to embody a relic of a bygone era. Nobody wants to employ a young woman who (despite being quite attractive) smells bad and does not make any effort to conform. I know you hate it but jesus christ lady get a clue. I want bright and innocent Jamie back full of optimism and vigor. This dirty hippie thing you've got going on is lame. You never should have started smoking weed. It turned you from a wonderful human into a lazy, apathetic addict. Jason- The oil fields are killing you my friend. Pay off your debt and stop. That upper level management position that you're hoping for is not going to happen. You need to be a monk, not a roughneck. It's not really in your temperment. Elizabeth. My dear sister. You dug this hole for yourself. You lied about your income to get a high level credit card. You left your loving and reliable boyfriend (who never cheated on you) of 6 years for some jackaninny fool who talks a sweet line. Can't you see you're being used? You are thousands in debt, you are writing hot checks for Christ sake. You don't expect karma to come back and bite you on the rear end for saddling Sean with 6 months worth of rent after loving around on him? You honestly expected me to bail your rear end out when you could not afford a place to live because you're goddamn stupid and did NO prior planning for this insane 'adventure'? Face it, you just wanted to escape the monotony of your little humdrum life. Running away is fine, but running away and saddling others with your debts is wrong. The creditors are coming for you, the banks are coming for you and now the feds are coming for you. How did you not expect this to happen? Sean. Please quit drinking so much.. Stop covering for my sister she needs a swift kick in the rear end and shredding her mail isn't going to help. Also stop expecting change to come with inaction. Bobby. Your girlfriend is a major bitch with self worth issues. I wish you would leave her so we could go clubbing again, I need a wingman who isn't a socially inept scarecrow. Travis. I wish you would quit smoking. Your mom is going to kill herself soon enough with it and living in your own carcinogens is not good for you. You never should have quit school. You're brighter than so many people out there and could have used your fabulous brain for some serious good but now it is going to waste in haze of bong smoke. Jerry. Your son is not a puppet. Stop living vicariously through him and trying to keep him so under your wing. Your insanity is contagious and I fully blame you for wanting to make me kill myself after living with you for several months. I did everything I could and you were not willing to pick up the reigns and go with it. It is not worth my time or effort to try and get you moving if you're unable or unwilling to do anything about it.
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| # ? Jun 15, 2008 06:58 |
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Brian, you are not morally superior to me. Stop acting as though you have somehow done something better than I have in your life because you were born into a more rich family and got way better opportunities. Your mom is a loving white trash bitch in nice clothes who gives you a pathetically easy, high paying job. I am having trouble having a job because you are too much of a pussy to stand up for your best friend, but oh you can get your new girlfriend that you'll probably cheat on in 3 months just like every other girlfriend a job. How dare you act like you're better than me, you have done more hosed up poo poo in your life than I ever have or ever will. I defend you against people talking trash on you for stuff you have honestly done wrong but you would never defend me because you're afraid of confrontation and only care about yourself. [insert random name] you're so loving smart dude. stop drinking, stop doing drugs, get out your parents' house and DO something. You're too good for the life you're living. You're brilliant and funny and you could really do something with your life. DO IT.
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| # ? Jun 15, 2008 10:40 |
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I don't hate any of my friends, I just wish we could do things other than go to the same handful of clubs every weekend and then talk about cool ideas and holidays before shelving them indefintely for the usual bullshit reasons.
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Travice, you're a great guy and all, but your feet loving smell. Really badly. It doesn't help that you don't wear socks. Seriously, wear some loving socks. Also, boxers. Every time you bend down to get something, I see your ENTIRE asscrack. Not just the top, the whole thing. Even if you don't wear boxers you could at least wear shorts that fit or use a belt.
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