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Jesus Christ, guys. Okay, great, you've got girlfriends. But when we're at a mate's place can we just not sit around constantly SMSing them? They will be fine for a night. Especially when you also say they're out clubbing - I know where I'm out somewhere I want to be constantly on the phone. What, are you worried she'll cheat on you or something? I mean, jeez, we even had two 360s and Guitar Hero. But just sitting there looking at your phones seemed to be far more exciting. Why did you even bother to come? Seriously. Sometimes I don't know why I keep trying to bother with you all. You don't do anything, you don't go out, you're just obsessed with your girlfriends because even if you do go to a party you only spend the night in conversation with them. Yes, I have changed. I've started actually doing things, going out with people, getting hammered and just going with what I feel like. Next time, if there is a next time, I am seriously inclined to smash those phones under my boot. For gently caress's sake, I feel like I wasted a whole night. I honestly do not understand clingy relationships. Yes, you've never had girlfriends before, but don't get all crazily obsessed. And don't start getting all jealous because I'm single and can hook up with whoever I want. TL;DR: Being the only single guy in a bunch of clingy boyfriends/girlfriends sucks.
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Milky Moor posted:TL;DR: Being the only single guy in a bunch of clingy boyfriends/girlfriends sucks. T, shut the gently caress up. don't talk out of your rear end constantly, especially when you're around people who know what they're talking about. if you're going to talk poo poo, prepare to get called out on it, and own up to it when you do. also, gently caress you for thinking that you're in a better position to tend to a drunk friend because SHE'S MY BFF when you haven't been paying attention to her. also, what the gently caress is with guys wanting to be your boyfriend like crazy? you look like a twelve year old boy. S, honestly, man, what the hell. i know we've had kind of an unconventional relationship but i don't see why this means you have to block off all communication with me. i think you're the poo poo and you're honestly one of the most intelligent, funny, articulate people i know, but this is immature. it'd be one thing if i hosed you over or treated you badly but I didn't. I sort of resent that you lied to our mutual friend about HOW I CALLED YOU CONSTANTLY and BOTHERED YOU ONLINE when I didn't - i mean, the latter is kind of hard to do when you don't OWN A COMPUTER at that point in time - but, I'm really not mad. I miss my friend, that's all.
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S - gently caress you. gently caress you for always taking advantage of the fact that I'm nice and that I care about you and your family more than your own family does. Yesterday, you asked me to watch your crotchlings for fifteen minutes while you gave blood on your birthday. You specified that it would only be for fifteen minutes, multiple times. Fifteen minutes turned into over an hour, while I had other crotchfruit to be watching who wanted to get home to eat lunch. Your oldest crotchling grinned like Satan when he finally got me to raise my voice at him. He looked like this:  I won't be watching your crotchlings, again, until you pay me back for the other times I've watched them. And, I'm not accepting you burning with me as payment, either. Also, stop... Acting like a psycho stalker now that I have a boyfriend. [ I like being around him more than I like being around you. Get over it. ] Calling me at 8 a.m. [ It makes me want to punch your loving face in. ] Talking about Jesus in every loving conversation. [ You know I'm not religious. ] Asking for stupid little favors/if you can borrow things. Letting your oldest crotchling get away with everything. [ He's going to turn into a brat, which you really don't need with an infant to look after. ] Coddling the infant. [ She needs to learn how to comfort herself. It's no wonder she screams like a banshee the second she needs something. ] Acting like you and your family are better than everyone else. Believing old wives tales are true facts. Bragging about trivial things. Being racist. In short, you're a user with no common sense. You should think about closing your mouth and picking up a book. I love you, but, gently caress you.
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| # ? Jun 27, 2008 15:14 |
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gently caress you david you loving lying backstabing pussy whipped son of a bitch. Next time you loving deside to start spreading poo poo about me think twice, cause i swear i will loving have your face broken
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K, I was not put on this earth to find you a girlfriend. Since you think the chick that's in my play is hot enough to the point you had to look up her myspace, YOU tell her you think she's hot. YOU ask her out. Stop trying to make me ask her if she'd like to have a drink with me so you can meet her. I'm not in the habit of asking girls I barely ever talk to if they want to meet up at a bar sometime. And H, no one cares that you're engaged. No one cares that you've got the loving ring, you still used to gently caress a lot of guys, so don't try to act like it never happened. You still act like a total bitch, you're still a waitress with no education, you're still rude, you're still white trash from a white trash family, and the phone works both ways... Stop bitching at me for not calling you, if YOU want to hang out, YOU CALL ME. I'm not a loving psychic.
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borealis posted:oh quoted for truth. It gets better though. One of the guys, William (I posted about him earlier in this thread), has moved into some apartment - with the girl, despite the fact they're not together. She doesn't contribute anything to the rent or anything, and even brings guys home to gently caress while HE IS THERE. It's so sad and pathetic and I told him this was such a bad idea when they first started 'going out' but he didn't listen to me, in fact he got himself and some friends to just stop talking to me. Now I just can't really be bothered saying anything, as much as I want to. He's head over heels for an insanely manipulative, complete and utter headcase fat goth 'girl' and it's just so sad. He's really just dug his own grave. He may be a passive-aggresive spineless guy, but no one deserves to be used that badly. She should pay rent, or, at the very least, not bring guys home when he is there - especially when he still likes her (not that I can see why). edit: I mean, the two guys got into these really weird obsessively clingy relationships seemingly simply because they hooked up. They spend one night making out (might've been their first kisses too? I'm not sure...) and the next day they're like 'Yeah, I've got a girlfriend'. I hook up with girls, but I don't instantly want to leap into a relationship - I barely even know them. I think the two guys have some issues they need to work out. Milky Moor fucked around with this message at Jun 28, 2008 around 05:49 |
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Dear R, Stop being such a head-in-the-clouds idiot. We all know your reason for "graduating Early" was because you were failing. Can you please stop pretending that even though you're going to a lovely community college, have no job, and have no money due to your deadbeat dad...that things are going to be just fine. You have no direction in life anymore, and you're stuck in whatever is happening now instead of caring about your future. You've pretty much just stopped talking to me, and I'm not really bothered by it because you're becoming such a failure to humanity. Grow up and do something with your life. And for Christs sake, find a way to keep your deadbeat dad from blowing money on scams and random women. You know that Nigerian payoff scheme your dad was doing? Yea, it's a scam that everyone else knows about but you two. You used to be one of my best friends, what happened? Dear M, Why did you get with her? Were you jealous of me and my girl? She strung you along like a piece of meat and you didn't get a single good thing out of it. You know how she promised never to tell that you can't get it up? The whole debate team knew about it. Also that even while your grandfather was in the hospital, you still were hooking up with her. Due to her, our friendship drifted during college and we never talked. You lied to me about everything because you were so goddamn obsessed with her. You were so against drinking, and now you drink socially because she's an alcoholic? What the hell man? You used to be such a strong minded guy, why are you such a pussy now? You were my other best friend, and now I've lost the two guys who've been with me for over four years.
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Dear jackass, Next time you want to hang out and get drunk thats cool. But stop bitching about how you can't find a girl for the entire loving party, its really a buzzkill. You know, maybe if you put some of that time/money that feeds your crippling anime addiction to some better use you'd have some luck. You could buy some better clothes, a nicer car, or interact socially like other normal people. You could even try having an entire hour without a conversation that involves whatever faggy anime you're into. The more I hang out with you the more annoying it gets. And if our mutual friend happens to catch the eye of some girl, don't go pouting around ready to cry about it because it didn't happen to you. Its loving weird. You know what, thats another thing. What is with you taking stalkerishly creepy interest in every one else's girlfriend? Its as if you think any girl that makes contact with you wants to gently caress your brains out. News flash, its called being polite. They're talking to you because you're a friend of ours, but if you keep it up that might not last long. Did you forget about what happened four months ago? Abe could have hooked up with that amazingly gorgeous female who was all over him. But he told her he had a girl so he could play wingman and hook her up with you. I'm amazed that it even loving worked. That is, if you weren't such a clueless sad sack that you NEVER CALLED HER BACK and tried to relay messages through us. Instead you decided to stalk her on myspace and invite her on a date... with yourself and five other friends?! What were you thinking? And after all this you still keep asking us about her. You blew it, get over it.
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Dear J, I hate you. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. You.are.UGLY. Stop telling the world that you are cute and hot, etc. YOU AREN'T. Yeah, you're skinny, but that doesn't get you very far. And your boyfriend who you CAN'TLIVECAN'TBREATHEWITHOUT... is even UGLIER than you. Shut the loving hell up. Nobody goddamn cares that you love each other soooo much and that you've been together since 9th grade. And "omg we've been together for 6 years and we're each others first everything and omg I love you". And that you're true loves and soul mates. Think that, it's fine. But please stop saying it every five minutes. YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN GREAT. PLEASE STOP PRETENDING IT'S BEEN SO HARD. My god. You don't know what hard is, you stinkyhole. Your boyfriend cheated on you in 6th grade! OMG! What did he do? Hold hands with another girl because he was ELEVEN? And then you say "oh, I don't have any exes." "Oh, well, I have major trust issues because my boyfriend of a day cheated on me. But he wasn't really my boyfriend, B is my one and only forever." You sicken me. When I see things you type in bulletins on myspace or something on facebook it actually makes me want to vomit. You attention whore. I hope you and B breakup. Because I would laugh. Laugh hard. Sincerely, Me. I feel better.
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Emily, Thanks a lot for offering to take care of my alcohol during the move and then loving ALLOWING PEOPLE TO DRINK IT. I don't even know why you don't like me. I've never done anything to you, and Jack doesn't seem to have a problem with me. Love always, Me
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Dear J, come back from Norway already, rear end in a top hat. Dear E, come back from Korea already, Shithead. I'm all lonely without my friends. 
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| # ? Jun 28, 2008 20:41 |
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For somebody who makes a lot of mention of feeling your friends treat you as superflouous to the conversation/get together when you're with them, you sure do it to ME a whole loving bunch. Thanks, though, for completely shunning me yesterday, too. Because you know, nothing beats being in a great mood and then having that completely poo poo on because nobody will loving talk to you.
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| # ? Jun 28, 2008 20:57 |
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Go gently caress yourself, B. We used to be best friends growing up. Some of the best times in my teenage years were with you, but ever since you got married, you have become an insufferable twat. I am so tired of hearing how you are having trouble conceiving. You already have one child. Your life is not going to be wrecked if you don't have another child. It's like your brain has turned into baby food. You can barely talk about anything interesting anymore without mentioning babies. When you see a pregnant woman in public, you will totally abandon me to discuss baby things with them. You have become part of the "Mother Cult." You wonder why I have been refusing to go anywhere with you lately in favor of my other friends Stop saying that I need to have children. If I have them, it won't be for a while yet, and it will be up to me and my husband want them. Not because you think I should have them.
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Leah, thanks for dropping me for another guy. We may not have been dating, but for you to just all together stop being friends with me for him is a bigger slap in the face. gently caress you. We were great friends and I tried to do everything for you and now all of that seems like wasted time.
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| # ? Jun 29, 2008 01:47 |
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To those few sources of acute ancillary stress I knew in Maryland: Thank you for the valuable lessons you have taught me: Generosity of soul should always be reserved for family blood and true friends. Allowing myself to be poo poo on repeatedly by individual talentless trolls I thought were friends helped me realize the truth in an old attage: You reap what you sow. These past four months have demonstrated my ability to conquer what I set out to accomplish, far beyond even my own externally shunted expectations. I wouldn't have realized this when I did without your collective hating. Thanks... PS: Keep hating.
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| # ? Jun 29, 2008 02:47 |
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Dear Dickbag, You have no motivation to better yourself and it's loving annoying. You are incredibly talented, and were offered a free ride through college, but you continue to work part time, live with your parents, and repeat the same classes at a community college. Why? BECAUSE YOU FEEL LIKE IT. Quit using "I don't have any money" as an excuse to not do fun things, you make way more than any of us and don't have to pay rent. Thanks for ditching out on whatever plans we make, or whining to get out of them. It's especially awesome when you ditch because you are trying to get in the pants of dumb, unattractive, or old bitches. I'd say bros before hos, but it's more don't make plans with us if you are actually going to go hang out with girls you are trying to sleep with instead. All of your girlfriends lack personality, are crazy, look like men/are fat, and our friends talk about it often. Aim higher. Even when do you show up to hang out, you don't ever stop text messaging random girls, and it makes me wonder why we invited you at all. Get some loving manners. If you are spending that much time texting you should be hanging out with them, because you are poo poo company when you are constantly on your phone. Thanks for bailing on the hour and a half long drive to a party several cities away to make a point that you didn't need my help getting there. It was great watching you call our friend and ask if he could pick you up just so you could get out of going on a bike ride with me. What was better was when you manipulated your mom into guilt tripping me via text messaging, so you could ensure that you had an early ride home and wouldn't have to help our friends clean up after the party or pack. Oh, and five dollars for gas gets me 30 miles of that 160 mile drive. I really appreciate it. Thanks for telling everyone, even people I don't know, that I am such a bitch to you. I guess that's cool though, I don't really see a point in being friends with a selfish, lying, manipulative douche. Go gently caress yourself, I'm sick of your poo poo.
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Dear D Your "Beats" suck and people only say they like them to make you feel good. B doesn't like you at all so stop trying to mack up on her, and i swear if you push me out of the way one more time i am going to smack you across the loving head. You are a dumb stinkyhole Thanks for your time douche bag
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Thirst for Savings posted:Dear J, come back from Norway already, rear end in a top hat. Following on from this, Dear S, get back from South America already. I miss you. 
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Dear M, Please stop playing World of Warcraft and "secretly" going out with C. When I met you a year ago, I admired you for being an interesting, smart person who could roll with jokes and always had a story to tell. An extrovert to my introvert personality. We smoked a lot of pot without a care in the world that summer, and for what it was, it was pretty cool hanging out with you. However, once you picked up WoW you stopped doing anything else that was fun. Now, all you do is waste your weed playing a game you constantly say you "hate" after you come home from your $7.00 call center job. It's okay that you don't know what you want to do in life, you're still in college, and I can put up with having C around, although she is terrible for you. But you have to face reality and start working on yourself again and put down WoW. Dear C, Continue taking your medication, but please, for the love of god, go back to therapy. You willingly took up a WoW addiction so you could have an excuse to spend time with M because you have dependency issues. He doesn't really like you, just uses you for sex. He hates your dog and the stupid, creepy stuff you say. That said, I can't say you are all bad. You understood some of the poo poo I was going through because you are going through the same. But you need to get your head straight, get a job, and go out and meet new people. Dear B, You're doing better now. Going back to school after working some lovely retail/food service jobs will do wonders for your work ethic. Just stop being a pussy and stand up for yourself more often. Again, it's okay you don't know what you want to do. At least you're figuring it out, and have severely cut back on your WoW and pot smoking. Once I get a steady job and can smoke again, you're gonna share my first bowl.
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vwdude199 posted:Dear D
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Dear Amanda, I used to think you were cool. You are my boyfriend's best friend and seemed to be this happy go lucky girl that I could get along with. You seemed nice on the outside but I later found out you had a really hosed up sense of judgment on everyone you meet. Judging people by their taste in music. Wow, gently caress right off. So I like to listen to lovely metalcore sometimes, can I just listen to music I liked during my youth without you loving complaining that we are not listening to indie-band #88543 during a car ride? I get that you love nature. Hell, I do my part on living as green as possible, but acting like a literal wood nymph is a little weird sometimes. As are times I have seen you sleep outside on the grass for no drat reason. You're 25 years old, not 5. I always see you wearing the same tattered, old rear end loving bondage pants that look like they are from hot topic. You say you are proud of not conforming to being the classic woman, good job! But would it kill you to wear some jeans once in a while, I bet you would look really nice in them if you got once that fit. You drive your mother insane on the few times I have been to your house. I have had to bite my tongue a few times to beg you to get off your rear end and help her when she is calling your name. She is a nurse at a large hospital for god sakes, she has enough stress on her already. Oh, and asking her to call you by your internet handle is loving asinine, she gave birth to you and named you Amanda, it's a wonderful name, get over it. I don't give a gently caress that you do not like to shop at Walmart to avoid "feeding the machine of corporate America". Do not complain, please. For the love of all that is loving decent, can I just buy some cups without you asking if I got them at Walmart. They were 99 cents for a six pack, gently caress off. Stop using my bf as a drug mule. You're paranoid about a ton of poo poo and you got him to buy drugs for you so. Yes, I am pissed at him, but I am pissed at you for being a manipulative bitch. and on that note- Stop leeching. You leech so much poo poo off of people that it astounds me. You either have amazing friends or are very persuasive. Maybe a mixture of both. The thing is, you have money, girl, use it. Oh, and lets not forget the time I caught you talking poo poo about me redhanded in an aim window directed at someone else. "I don't trust [him] because he goes to 4chan and goes to Something Awful." Wow, gently caress right off, sorry for being a user of the internet, you loving retard. One more thing, stop complaining about people going out and eating burgers. Just because you want to live a faux vegan lifestyle doesn't give you the right to poo poo on everyone's parade and say "Why are you guys eating burgers, it's animal cruelty, I like my critters to be alive!" gently caress off bitch, humans wouldn't be here if they didn't kill animals right now and your disgusting sandals probably squash 100s of bugs per day. I have so much more but goddamn, I hate hate HATE YOU AMANDA.
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| # ? Jun 30, 2008 08:22 |
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notMordecai posted:You drive your mother insane on the few times I have been to your house. I have had to bite my tongue a few times to beg you to get off your rear end and help her when she is calling your name. She is a nurse at a large hospital for god sakes, she has enough stress on her already. Oh, and asking her to call you by your internet handle is loving asinine, she gave birth to you and named you Amanda, it's a wonderful name, get over it. I have to ask, what's her internet handle?
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To all my pothead friends: gently caress you for doing nothing but argue over marijuana for hours. Great, you smoke pot. Yeah I know you guys really like it. Just loving stop acting like getting a hold of some weed is a motherfucking emergency. gently caress you for feeding my friend who has been going through a manic episode tons of weed like it's going to loving help. Weed is not a mood stabilizer or anything like that. It is not going to make someone in my friend's state mentally healthy. gently caress! And gently caress gently caress gently caress you for blowing smoke in my face when you know I have to take a drug test in the morning. "Oh it won't show up it's not like you inhaled it, lulz" Yeah I didn't inhale it because I had to hold my breath until I could roll down the loving window and stick my head out. Jesus Christ. And don't tell me it's not harmless either, it maybe not be physically harmful much at all, but you have spent the last several years of your life wasting a poo poo load of time just sitting around being high and eating Taco Bell. Why can't you guys just grow the gently caress up and start doing cocaine like respectable adults?
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Hey, pothead room mates. I don't care that you smoke weed, I don't care that you've been poo poo heads since you two hooked up. But stop flaking on bills and stop eating all the god drat food. You have money, stop saying you're broke. Miss one more god drat bill and I'm throwing you both on your sorry asses. And like I said before, you two suck together. Individually you're cool, together, you both suck. J, you're a dumb poo poo. Nobody likes the new guy, not even your family despite how much they try to support you. You let yourself get used, and we're tired of seeing it. Tell the boss to gently caress off and get a real job. You're smart, you're talented, but you are such an unbearable pussy that you'll never make it out of being a waitress for the rest of your life. S, you used to be cool. When we were 16. You haven't put the bottle down since and frankly, that's why I haven't talked to you since your wedding. Seeing you is depressing. Nobody wants to be around someone who constantly wallows in the past and clearly has no future. Get your poo poo together. Big J, gently caress you you over sensitive pansy rear end. We used to rip on everyone for everything. So what if we laughed at you for playing in a Dave Matthews sounding band. For someone trying to be such a hard rear end you're just a whiny bitch now. Little J (there are too many Js) You're a parasite. No one likes you. I've told you on more than one occasion. You contribute nothing to society, or "friends". The others are just being overly nice to you but their patience is wearing thin fast. Everyone else, gently caress any of you that ever got in my way. gently caress all of you that are STILL in my way. And gently caress those not in my way that are bound to get there soon enough. And gently caress me for letting any of you fuckers anywhere near me. I don't know why I tolerate any of you anymore. And gently caress all my good friends for not kicking my rear end while I was whining about my problems before. gently caress.
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X, You're one of my best friends, I love you like a brother, and your art is great, but please, your lecturing me about how to treat women is bullshit. Your mad player skills aren't about you being a player, an artist, looking good, or being smooth. It's because you've been dating/porking hambeasts. I don't need your sympathy. I haven't told you, but I am actually doing great with women, when I am on leave from the army and going out. That sofa we were sitting on at my place a couple of days ago? You were sitting on what was the wet spot. I should say, I am out, and not hanging out with you, that is, because any time we go to a bar and meet girls, you start giving me rather backhanded compliments. No, we are not living in the 40s, and women, sadly, aren't attracted or appreciative of the fact that I am in the military, and will stay there for 3 more years. I am proud of being in the military, trust me, but let me explain it to them on my own terms. Also, speaking about me not getting laid is always a classy move in female company. By the way, your entire "I don't have any money" is a really dick move. When you were conscripted and were paid jackshit, I paid for you. But now I am the one who's conscripted, and I still pay for you? WTF?! by the way, my credit card was cancelled, so I'll guess that's over. Now it's time for you to pay. P.S. I usually don't care, but don't actually try to tell people you quit smoking, and then use it as an excuse to not buy cigarettes and constantly bum them from me. Also, making a self-deprecating jew joke about it isn't making it any better. Yes, you're jewish, I am jewish, I get it. It's not funny any more. P.P.S. For the love of god, stop being so extrovertly "ghetto" and "hip-hop" and street about poo poo. Also, Stop using the word "niggaz"/"niggers" unironically. Yeah, we're not in any way complicit to what happened to black people half a planet away, but it makes you sound like a dick. P.P.P.S Stop being a dick to Y. He's a great guy. You making fun of him isn't cool. Y- You're the best dude, ever. It's hard to imagine having a better friend than you. It's been my pleasure and honour to be your friend throughout all of junior high and highschool. However, although your girlfriend is really great, and is also a very cool chick, it seems that whenever we're all hanging out, she sort of neutralizes you. I only see the badass sarcastic Y, and us experiencing good times when your girl is at work, and all of us can hang out. Z- Why the long face all the time? I remember when you returned from your trip to Thailand, you were a different man. Now it feels as if you're back to your gloomy old self. Also, you have a great future in art or design, whatever you choose. Don't let yourself be sucked by mundanity of your current design company.
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Dear B, your writing sucks poo poo. Please discontinue writing in all forms. This includes: notes on facebook and myspace, any forums you post on, and real life writing. Just because your equally retarded friends say your writing is good doesn't mean it is. These comments only fill your already bloated ego. I would like you more if you liked writing for the challenge. Instead, you enjoy the reward that comes from writing. Also when you write a new "story" (500 words or less of course) try not to use the same recycled characters. Finally, use some literary devices dickbag. Also, you're an atheist, we get it. You're real edgy. Coupled with your late infatuation with Maddox, you're the edgiest loving person in the world. Feel free to tell me why I should be an atheist or tell me a fresh new quote from Maddox that I read years ago.
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| # ? Jul 3, 2008 19:08 |
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Brandon - Jesus Christ, what kind of person is too shut in to come to a LAN party?
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Dear K My dad has offered to pay for your tuition and living costs at any university you choose anywhere in the world. I am well aware of the fact that you come from a traditional family and it is considered 'improper' to accept gifts like that from your boyfriend's dad, but turning down the offer is not 'honourable' it is 'remarkably stupid'.
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| # ? Jul 6, 2008 20:45 |
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Thanks for ignoring what I wanted to talk about so that you could talk about a loving D&D campaign.
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Dear B - You're not 14 any more, i still cannot quite believe, you call us your "friends" then at social gatherings you oh so desperately want rid of us so badly so that you can go and try and impress people we know who, you think are oh-so cooler. It makes me laugh that, everyone can see your pathetic act, every-time you come back like a whimpered puppy because they started to take the piss and basically abuse you, i frankly don't give a gently caress either what X is doing this weekend and what club we should be at , at a certain time so we just "bump into them" so that YOU can bribe them by buying THEM drinks. You say that you don't want to hang with your real friends because your "saving for uni" yet you will go out and buy people you want to impress booze (i would understand if they were girlfriend potential, but they are all males and your not gay!) . gently caress your poo poo, if you want to be friends with them fine, but why discard people that like you for people that couldn't give a gently caress and mock you and use you behind your back?
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| # ? Jul 7, 2008 16:00 |
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A: I know your parents are scummy douchebags, but you seriously need to take some responsibility for yourself. If you would stop spending your paychecks on useless poo poo you don't need, then maybe you could actually save some money and move out the apartment you share with that constantly feuding couple. And, speaking of that apartment, it's loving filthy. Getting angry at your friends because things aren't going your way doesn't make anyone feel sorry for you or want to help you. No one is going to fly halfway across the world to see some band in concert with you. I truly cannot believe that this actually makes you as angry as it does, because you are loving kidding yourself if you think you have will have the money to do that. Also, I don't even like the stupid bands you like, and berating me about it isn't going to change that. You seriously have anger management issues. I know you can't really help the way you look, but you could at least dress in a flattering manner. People would take a lot more seriously if you didn't wear things that only look good on models. When, by some miracle, a guy actually does ask you out, don't loving reject him because he doesn't look like a male model. Have you looked in a mirror lately? Your standards when it comes to men are laughable. You should at least give a chance to anything you can get. Also, stop badmouthing my boyfriend every chance you get. He never did anything to you. He is a great guy with a great future who treats me well; you should be happy for me. I'm not going to dump him for some druggie loser you think is hot. Some of my female friends: Stop making a huge loving deal about what types of meat I eat. It doesn't affect you in anyway, and yet you actually get incredibly pissy about it. Certain meats taste loving bad to me, get over it and let me order from the poultry section of the menu without having a bitch fit. Every male friend I've ever had: Whatever slut you are currently infatuated with is not an angel goddess perfect woman specimen or whatever you think she is. She's being a bitch to you. Don't rage at me for calling it what it is. Huh, that ended up way longer than I expected.
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| # ? Jul 8, 2008 03:28 |
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Hey it turns out about 2/3rds of my friends from high school are back in town for the summer, just like me! Too bad I wasn't clued into this until group photos started showing up on facebook, thanks guys! you rock! (and it's no secret i've been back either)
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| # ? Jul 8, 2008 05:27 |
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Hey guys, it's me! You know...me? The one who had a baby? The one who used to be really close friends with you three? The one who phones, emails or texts, and invites you to dinner when the baby is asleep, or suggests meeting up for drinks? Because I don't expect you to bend over backwards to accommodate my child, so I'm making all the effort to stay in touch and have normal friendships? Oh, right, you're too busy. Or you only have one evening free in the next month because of your OMG EXCITING NO BABY LIFE, even though I know for a fact you're at home most nights. Or you do turn up, but you have a stinking hangover and go home at 8.30, when I've made special arrangements for babysitting. Or you come over to ours on Saturday for a barbecue, but make sure you turn up an hour late so you don't have to contaminate your eyes with looking at my child. I'm really sorry that you dumped your husband and can't find a new man, are too scared of responsibility to get knocked up, are infertile, don't want kids or whatever your loving problem is. The fact is, however, that I'm making a huge effort to stay friends, and you are all either ignoring it and treating me like I'm the shut-in, disregarding the fact that it's not that easy to do things on the spur of the moment when you have a child, or treating my baby like she's nuclear waste because of your hang-ups. Well, guess what, this is why all your other friends with kids are drifting away, like all three of you constantly bitch about : you are driving us away. And I might forgive you for completely failing to be there in some pretty hard times, but if you think I'll forget you treating my child like some annoying inconvenience, you're wrong.
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| # ? Jul 8, 2008 12:35 |
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I'm posting in this all too often. gently caress you for completely ignoring me again. Goddamnit, you're kinda pissing me off for somebody who claims to be my best friend.
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| # ? Jul 9, 2008 00:38 |
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I'll jump in the mix here: G - gently caress you you smug rear end in a top hat. I havent heard from you in over a year, and you live 3 blocks from me. Whats that? You got married? Congratulations you are the first person to ever do that. Ever. That doesnt mean you start ignoring your friends. I was in your wedding for fucks sake. We were best friends all through high school. We hung out all the time, hell I'm part of the reason you even met your now wife in the first place. Oh yeah, and thats another thing. Back when we actually did hang out, anytime I mentioned someone I liked or someone who liked me, you'd get this gay little smirk on your face and chuckle about it. Listen to me motherfucker, you married your high school g/f. You were too pathetic to ever even talk to anyone else. You got married in order to get pussy because she wouldnt even put out before the wedding. So dont sit there and act like you are better than I am when it comes to girls. We're both in our mid twenties and I'm out enjoying the poo poo out of my life while you work 2 jobs (which is all you ever loving talk about anyways) and come home to the Mrs. at night. I didnt realize once you got married that that meant she cut your balls off and locked them in a closet in your lovely little dilapidated house. You work 2 jobs while she barely works one, and the one job you've been at for literally 12 years already and you're still a low man on the totem pole cause you are such a loving pushover. Of course, you grew up watching martial arts videos and wrestling, so you think you can kick anyones rear end you've ever come across, but dont ever stand your ground and speak up at work. Just go ahead and keep working whenever they ask you to, holidays included. Hell, you're such a loving pussy you didnt even take a honeymoon when you got married, because you were afraid to ask for the time off from work. Remember when we used to hang out, and just do whatever, shortly after you got married? Why the hell did that stop? Oh, right, cause your wonderful trophy wife made you cut ties with your friends and strictly do things with other couples she knew. I actually mentioned this to you once and instead of agreeing with me and talking about it, you got offended over it and made a big deal about it. And now here it is almost a year since I last heard from you. Hell, I drive by your house and wave and you loving ignore me. Who does that? gently caress you, gently caress your bitch wife, and gently caress your pathetic lives. I'm much much happier without you in mine. Blow me.
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| # ? Jul 9, 2008 01:54 |
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gently caress you Nick. I constantly go out of my way to organise poo poo for us to do etc, and it was great for a while you were my only friend that had their license, and wanted to do poo poo, but ever since my other friends have broken out of their reclusive shells I'm realising more and more what an rear end in a top hat you are. You're obsession with sex/women is pathetic, to the point where your actions have made me cringe several times. -Going to mutual friend's house to comfort him after he was dumped by his first boyfriend, whereupon you say nothing to the mutual friend, and just make out with some loose bitch you had been on/off seeing for less than a goddamn week. -loving one of my ex-girlfriends, because you "Were really drunk and there was nothing else to do lol" then continuing to bring this up to girls whilst I'm around?! What the gently caress man. -Treating all the women you've been involved with like poo poo, generally being a two faced stinkyhole (which more and more people are waking up too) and deliberately pissing several of them off for no reason other than your own amusement. Also, gently caress you, I know you wanted to get back with Amanda, but she realised what a stinkyhole you were after I exposed all your bullshit. -Leaving my 18th birthday party early, thinking it was ok to take half a bottle of my vodka all for the chance you might have been able to gently caress some average looking redhead who was on her period? You got nothing that night. Everyone is getting fed up with the way you have your head so far up your rear end, and thinking everyone loves you, when in fact most of us loving despise you, you two faced stinkyhole. Especially the smokers amongst us, the way you just continue bumming smokes off people but will never offer your own, and on several occasions you have stolen liquor/weed/cigarettes from people. Also, stop showing up at my house loving uninvited, especially when you have a random slut in tow that I've never met, if I haven't called you or whatever, chances are I don't want anything to loving do with you. The way you will smoke outside then come in and sit on my bed, getting that horrid loving smoking odor into my clothes/sheets pisses me off to no end. God I hate you.
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| # ? Jul 9, 2008 06:38 |
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gently caress you Nick. I constantly go out of my way to organise poo poo for us to do etc, and it was great for a while you were my only friend that had their license, and wanted to do poo poo, but ever since my other friends have broken out of their reclusive shells I'm realising more and more what an rear end in a top hat you are. You're obsession with sex/women is pathetic, to the point where your actions have made me cringe several times. -Going to mutual friend's house to comfort him after he was dumped by his first boyfriend, whereupon you say nothing to the mutual friend, and just make out with some loose bitch you had been on/off seeing for less than a goddamn week. -loving one of my ex-girlfriends, because you "Were really drunk and there was nothing else to do lol" then continuing to bring this up to girls whilst I'm around?! What the gently caress man. -Treating all the women you've been involved with like poo poo, generally being a two faced stinkyhole (which more and more people are waking up too) and deliberately pissing several of them off for no reason other than your own amusement. Also, gently caress you, I know you wanted to get back with Amanda, but she realised what a stinkyhole you were after I exposed all your bullshit. -Leaving my 18th birthday party early, thinking it was ok to take half a bottle of my vodka all for the chance you might have been able to gently caress some average looking redhead who was on her period? You got nothing that night. Everyone is getting fed up with the way you have your head so far up your rear end, and thinking everyone loves you, when in fact most of us loving despise you, you two faced stinkyhole. Especially the smokers amongst us, the way you just continue bumming smokes off people but will never offer your own, and on several occasions you have stolen liquor/weed/cigarettes from people. Also, stop showing up at my house loving uninvited, especially when you have a random slut in tow that I've never met, if I haven't called you or whatever, chances are I don't want anything to loving do with you. The way you will smoke outside then come in and sit on my bed, getting that horrid loving smoking odor into my clothes/sheets pisses me off to no end. God I hate you.
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| # ? Jul 9, 2008 06:39 |
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Milky Moor posted:Jesus Christ, guys. Okay, great, you've got girlfriends. But when we're at a mate's place can we just not sit around constantly SMSing them? They will be fine for a night. Especially when you also say they're out clubbing - I know where I'm out somewhere I want to be constantly on the phone. What, are you worried she'll cheat on you or something? Ugh. I really hate this. In fact, one of my friends, who is guilty of this, is a goon, but I doubt he's reading this thread. I think I'm the only person who doesn't text message his girlfriend every waking second when we're not together. Then again we've been together for 5 years.
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| # ? Jul 9, 2008 08:12 |
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Dear A, gently caress you, seriously. Pyramid Head fucked around with this message at Feb 19, 2009 around 01:34 |
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| # ? May 18, 2013 08:47 |
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Dear C, gently caress you and your irritating lack of respect for everyone. We've known each other for almost 10 years and I hardly recognize you anymore. I used to think you were a really entertaining rear end in a top hat but over the years all of the pills and booze have really skewed your vision of reality. You're 27 and still can't be bothered to complete college. You're a really smart guy but you seriously poo poo the bit in having ANY sort of initiative to make a difference in your life. I know you have a PRESSING schedule of playing WoW but you'd think since you don't work you could at least take more than 9 hours of college. It's all online for gently caress's sake. Also, gently caress you for yelling at that cop and getting me arrested. I know that it was my fault for breaking the law but gently caress man, had you kept your mouth shut, we would've made it home and I wouldn't have had to spend the night in jail. One more thing, it's NOT ok to punch people in the face, no matter how drunk you are. That's why your face was bleeding last time. You just don't sucker punch someone. I'm retiring from our friendship. You are a loser and there is nothing left worth being your friend for. P.S. Stop trying to sleep with everyone's girlfriends. It's not amusing and everyone is embarrassed to be around you.
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