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Alex, you douche, you got a 35 ACT, Valedictorian of our class, got into your first choice school, and you're goona throw it all away because you wanna chase some cheap thrill by breaking into small businesses and jacking a couple hundred bucks with your worthless little freshman smoking buddies. Lay off the hooch and get yourself together.
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gently caress you, Steve. No I am not making a new World of Warcraft account so you can get a loving Zebra mount. I already have an account that's inactive, and besides, I got sick of the game 3 years ago. I don't give a poo poo if your girlfriend got in on the Wrath of the Lich King public beta and you didn't, I'm not reactivating my account so that you can try with mine. No, you can't use my credit card for a realm transfer, even if you "Pay me back the next day." Yes, being addicted to World of Warcraft is still retarded and unhealthy, even if you and your girlfriend are addicted. Come camping with your loving friends.
Zack_Gochuck fucked around with this message at Aug 15, 2008 around 13:39 |
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Janine- I'm tired of you using me for everything. And I'm tired of you acting like you're my friend just because you think I have money only to go and ignore me for your friends that came into town. Well now I'm done with that. I told you on text how much I'm through with you so stop trying to make it better. You're a slut and you're not going to amount to anything. When I'm in university you'll probably be on the streets selling your body. I once did care about you a lot as a friend. Not any more. You're so pathetic at 18 you don't even have your driver's permit and don't even have a job. Your life is going nowhere and being a bad friend to me is not helping it, when you were in trouble in the past I would have tried to help you out of it. Now to me you're just a useless slut that sticks around to try and get poo poo from me. We'll see on Monday how that goes.
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| # ? Aug 16, 2008 23:32 |
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Magic_Ceiling_Fan posted:gently caress you, Steve. No I am not making a new World of Warcraft account so you can get a loving Zebra mount. I already have an account that's inactive, and besides, I got sick of the game 3 years ago. I don't give a poo poo if your girlfriend got in on the Wrath of the Lich King public beta and you didn't, I'm not reactivating my account so that you can try with mine. No, you can't use my credit card for a realm transfer, even if you "Pay me back the next day." Yes, being addicted to World of Warcraft is still retarded and unhealthy, even if you and your girlfriend are addicted. Come camping with your loving friends. 
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| # ? Aug 17, 2008 16:58 |
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My best friend moved to Vancouver last January and I haven't heard from her since then. I sent her this e-mail yesterday: It has been far, far too long since we last spoke and I find myself thinking of you. I miss you, our endless conversations about any and everything. The simple act of watching a movie or show with a bottle of vodka was enough to excite me all week. I miss my best friend, one of the best I have ever had. I thought you might want to know that I don't smoke pot anymore, I realized what a stupid pointless thing it was. And that forced me to abandon all those I counted as friends. I am in desperate need of a familiar presence. I need my best friend. Please call me or email me or send me a carrier pidgeon, I don't care, I just want to hear from you. Yours always, Dan And I got this response: I know that this is going to make you angry, but I had decided upon leaving Vernon that we were no longer going to be friends. I also decided that the best way to go about making this break was simply to go MIA. It would have worked too. Eventually you would have stopped emailing and it would have been a very peaceful (and rather painless) parting. Please don't think I was running away. I just figured that my silence would act as a pain killer and then, a year from now when we hadn't talked it wouldn't have had to be a messy painful thing. Feel free to ask me why i was going to make this split, but I think you're intelligent enough to know the basic reasons, even if you don't agree with them and think I'm a psycho. Anyway, frankly, I'm not sure if I've changed my mind, or if i haven't gone and messed it all up by talking to you now, but I may as well give this friendship a try again. This isn't me expecting you to 'prove yourself' or 'change' or be 'squeaky clean and perfect' or apoligise or anything. It's just me saying i'm not sure if we're the same people we were in highschool. and i'm not sure if we're two people who are well suited to being friends anymore. respond to this as you see fit. (and i do miss you) g. WHAT THE gently caress?!? Drafted a response, should I send it? gently caress you you stinkyhole! One of us is most certainly not the same person they were in high school! Or were you always so loving callous, and I was just blind to it? You DECIDED that we weren't going to be friends again? Who the gently caress are you? You're just a coward! You couldn't even give me a straight loving answer. Oh my god, do I feel loving stupid for caring about you. I thought about you, looked for you. I called all the Rice listings on the coast just wanting to hear your voice. Jesus christ, mad Oh gently caress yes I'm mad, I'm loving FURIOUS. You make me sick, and I never want to hear from you ever again you loving bitch! ----------------
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Don't reply, it's clear she doesn't want to be your friend. Just let it go, I know it sucks, but it is better this way. Focus on finding friends who live close to you. Also, you were certainly able to drop your old "friends" after quitting weed. I can understand not hanging out with them that much, anymore because you don't share a similar hobby, anymore, but to just drop your friends because they smoke? I'm seeing a parallel here.
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R: My god, where to start with you? You sad, fat, pathetic cow. I love how when I needed you the most, your jealousy overcame any small remnant of the friends we were and you still managed to be the biting, sarcastic bitch you are. Were you not hugged enough as a child or something? You were the only friend I had and some friend you turned out to be. He told me about you trying to sleep with him that whole time. I mean I know you're jealous but my sloppy seconds? COME ON. What purpose did you think that would serve? Did you think it would piss me off, because I assure you it didn't. I was laughing so hard at your idiocy I was crying. Get the gently caress out of the tenth grade and grow the gently caress up. You're what now? 22? I love that you cry and whine that you can't find a decent boyfriend. Take a step back sweetheart, and have a good hard look at yourself. Your last one cheated on you? It only takes one glance and 5 minutes of conversation with you find out why. You wear desperation like a perfume. I'm sure as poo poo none of the guys you bedded liked you for your 'Winning personality'. I am grateful to you, though. If you hadn't ditched me for some guy on New Year's Eve I would have never met my current boyfriend and I wouldn't be enjoying the happy healthy relationship I have now. He thinks you're an idiot too, by the way. And he's met you what, once? Yeah. That's the effect you have on people. Oh also: Slipknot isn't metal. You are not a metalhead. You never were, and you probably never will be. Sorry to shatter that little dream for you. Jo: drat you. I know first hand how lazy you are but poo poo. Leaving the country without so much as a goodbye? Not just to me but Martin and Andrew too? Martin was the one that told me you'd left. I know you had a lot of poo poo going on and everything, that's understandable, but you could have sent me a text or just said something on WoW or MSN. gently caress you for giving me just that little bit of pain when I think of you. You were a good friend and it hurts to think we'll probably never talk again. Financial Panther fucked around with this message at Sep 2, 2008 around 01:04 |
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treiz01 posted:WHAT THE gently caress?!? Drafted a response, should I send it? Like the pacman said, DON'T send that. Don't reply at all. This person is clearly not who she was in high school, and clearly not worth your time anymore. "Oh, I was going to just drop you completely and never talk to you again, but now that you've said something, I GUESS we could try it out." gently caress that, do you really want to be friends with someone who would do something like that to their "best friend?" Hell to the motherfucking no. Do the same thing back. Drop it, don't respond, and forget about her. It's going to sting for a bit, but you'll realize she's a lovely friend and definitely not worth your time.
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Never mind
Wookieman fucked around with this message at Aug 23, 2008 around 13:29 |
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A - gently caress you, you don't even know what friends are. You claim to have a lot and you don't even know what the word means. You can't even send an e-mail to J, C, or me to see how any of us are doing? Why do you think we don't like you anymore? I see right through you, you rear end in a top hat. I can't believe the nerve you have of always trying to get people (me included) to do things your way. What pisses me off the most is that you try to hide it like you're doing me a favour but have your own reasons. Friends make sacrifices for their friends, they don't try to manipulate them into doing things they don't want to do. We've had enough of your poo poo and that's why J, C, and me relate to each other better than you. We actually respect people rather than use them for their own needs. It's so obvious that you don't care about any of us. Friends make an effort to communicate with each other no matter how far away they are. Why the gently caress do you ask me how J and C are doing? Did you lose your hands? Is it so hard to call them or email them about how they're doing? This is why we're no longer hanging out with you. You're not much of a friend, so gently caress you.
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Emily and Heather, for the past 3 years you've been saying how cool it would be to take a week off and road trip to my home in Minnesota. I had made plans for a lot of poo poo, bought tickets to a few museums, planned to take you two to a bunch of great restaurants, only to have one of you ditch the week before and the other one ditch out 2 days beforehand. Heather, I know one of your friends is coming up here to see you, and you didn't bother to say you had plans and ask if she could change hers. I've been the better friend from the stories i've heard, yet I get ditched. And Emily, I really thought you wouldn't bail out, but you've always been a flake so I shouldn't be surprised. Now I have like 50 bucks in tickets to throw away and two people who I thought were good friends, but really don't give a poo poo.
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| # ? Aug 25, 2008 03:02 |
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R, gently caress you. You broke up with me like over a year ago and ever since then, I did the right thing by completely removing you from my life. Then half a year after that you text me out of no where and ask me how I'm doing and by then I was completely over you and you said you had a boyfriend so I responded back and we just talked like normal people. Then a few days later you wake me up at 4 loving AM with like four text messages saying how you weren't over the break up and how horrible I am to talk to you again and how you're done with me (again)? What the gently caress? I did the right thing again by not even dignifying a response to you. Then once again you text me out of nowhere in the beginning of July saying you were sad and crying because you were fighting with your boyfriend and wanted help/advice. I should have ignored you then but I was nice and talked to you and it looks like you guys fixed whatever issues you guys had and it seemed like we were friends or at least acquaintances. I texted you a couple days ago because I was extremely down thinking you'd repay the favor. No response until a few days later, "we can't be friends." gently caress you. I'm keeping your phone in my phone book this time if only so I know it's you calling so I don't loving answer your calls anymore.
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M, you are a pussy whipped little enjoyable human being. You've always been desperate when it comes to the opposite sex and me and my friends have tried to help you. Just because a girl flirts with you doesn't mean she loves you and wants to date you. The last girl before this one probably would have hosed you crazy but you had to pull the whole "i'm holy not I can't drink, talk to girls, or gently caress." Thats why she stopped liking you all she though was "Hey this fag just wants to talk about god all the loving time I'm gunna go gently caress someone else." So you're like 20 something still living with your parents at home. Your holier than thou and ever since you started dating this new bitch you can't come around any of the family functions or hang out with us, yet when you were single you were with us every other day just stopping by to "hang out". gently caress you for that. And now you two holy rollers in the youth church hosed up and she's pregnant...are you even sure she's yours??? From what I heard she was still in love with her ex who used to beat her and she always kept going back to him. Your mom is pretty hosed up to, always praising you "my son plays for the church; he's so invovled in church." And now that you hosed some girl and (don't even know if its yours) got her pregnant she's like "i'm so excited to be a grandma". But your sister moves out at 18 has an awesome fiance who we hang out with more, and they're both doing well for themselves yet your mom shits on her every chance she gets. Your family is hosed up. Your sister is the good one ironically and your a little pussy who needs to grow a pair and stop saying "well whatever she wants we'll do". GOD DAMMIT
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Josh; You read SA and might read this. loving email me. All I heard is you got married to a meth addict and had a kid. You're the entire reason I think people can connect without meeting. I know Sean's full of poo poo quite frequently, but when he told me that I still couldn't help but loving wonder. I owe you so much of what I am today, that it hurts like gently caress to think you don't have the time to email me or IM me or PM me or whatever the gently caress it takes to reaffirm you're alive. I love you, man, but gently caress. Don't make me use World of WarCraft to make a tribute to you by downing every raid boss and saying it's for you. I'll loving do it, with your character name. So help me, I'll sink to that. Tavis; You're the most colossal rear end in a top hat I've met. I should've hit you for saying poo poo like that about my brother to my face, but I was too taken aback by the balls you had to do that compared to your ongoing trend of passive aggressive douchebaggery. You used to be the funnest person I knew, when you didn't live with that backstabbing passive aggressive shitbag Ken and his failure of a sister, spending your entire life getting fatter and worse at video games. We used to drink six litres of Root Beer in a night and watch Neon Genesis Evangelion while sleep deprived so it freaked us out. I still have nightmares about that movie. gently caress. Reading Final Fantasy 7 because your dyslexia makes non-voiced games unplayable was one of the best experiences of my life. I'd even say start drinking and smoking weed again, the sheer joy you seemed to experience was amazing, I've never seen anyone so genuinely happy to be a bit high, and I'm drat well sure no one stays high THAT long. You used to have hope for life, too. I owe you for letting me live with you. I'll admit that readily. It still bothers me to no end that you opened your home to me and let me live with you, where I saw some of my most productive days in my entire life, and I didn't repay your kindness appropriately. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have turned my biggest mistake into my greatest success. And if it weren't for the horrendous poo poo you said to me that actually was the first time in my life words actually hurt, I wouldn't have moved out like a total ninja. People still laugh about the time I moved out of your house without you noticing until I was gone. But gently caress if you didn't save my rear end. We could be friends again. We really could. And not just because I'm sure you have a PS3 and Metal Gear Solid 4. Even if not, I'll repay you one day. Friends or no. But gently caress. Mike; Stop trying to find self-worth in a relationship. You had a cute metal-loving asian anime freak nympho girlfriend who was skinny as a rail and loved you more than life, and it made you into a new man, it's true... But it was YOU who went skateboarding with me, it was YOU who invited me to live with you, it was YOU who did every awesome thing in your life, not her. And just because you're not with her anymore doesn't mean your life has no value anymore. Get out of the house. Stop drinking. Grab your dreams again and go be a loving paramedic. And for gently caress's sake, when you say you're going to call me, CALL ME. I'm lonely and I love you. Also, don't get into a relationship, your stories of nightmarish casual sex encounters are hilarious. We all laugh at the time you got your nuts bit by the self-proclaimed Sex Goddess. But if you do, at least listen to your friends when they tell you your girlfriend's abusing you. Abuse doesn't always mean you're getting your rear end beat. Matt; Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal. She was a smoking hot art student who gave you a brain hard-on, and probably more but I prefer not to think about that. Just because you're tubby doesn't mean you're ugly. You at least shower, smell good, and dress with style. You're my inspiration, and quite honestly, I don't fear Hell because someone as amazing as you would earn me salvation if I needed it. You could easily argue God down to purgatory at least. But seriously, gently caress. Just loving gently caress. gently caress you and gently caress. My Own Goddamn Body; I thought we could be friends. Seriously. But when you decided for me that throwing up blood and making GBS threads uncontrollably was a good idea, you dashed all those hopes. When you decided I need to be in pain every day, and have plenty more to look forward to, you further destroyed them. When you justified a doctor in saying 'pain management therapy over the course of your life' and 'colostomy bag', I was ready to arm for war... Against you. I used to be indestructable. I used to be the guy who crushed beercans on his head and jumped off twelve foot fences just for shits. I used to pick fights with people twice my size just to amuse friends, because I knew every time I got hit, it tickled and made me laugh, then made people wander away scared... Well, at least until the next day. And even then, I was a skinny little gently caress. The skinny little gently caress who could take on the world, and lose, but survive. At least my brother proves it wasn't a freak accident, he still CAN take on the world. I'm ashamed of you because even though I have written certificates saying you're loving broken, I'm still afraid I'll be put in the list of self-diagnosed 'spergers and stuff. Please. Just loving stop it. Stop. I'll do whatever you want. I'll even regrow that mullet, I was healthy when I had my mullet. But if you don't, I'm going to loving inundate you with chemicals. That's right, liver. You heard me. Or maybe you didn't. Do you still work? IM me or something. Tell me how the kidneys are doing. Oh god I suck. I can't believe how good this felt to type. I'm gonna go tell some friends some stuff.
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M: The entire class hates you. REALLY hates you. We all pretend to be nice to you because we are all trapped together until this two-year program is over. You shouldn't be here. You shouldn't have been accepted to the program. We all know you were let in because that other kid dropped out at the last minute and you were the only person available to replace him. This program is for people with BRAINS and problem solving skills. You waste the teacher's time with your stupid questions. The rest of us don't get to ask our legitimate questions because the teacher is always helping you. You are the fattest girl in the class. Have you noticed? We all laugh about it mercilessly behind your back. Your bullshit claims about why you are fat are in complete conflict with the true symptoms of the disease you claim to have. You just can't stop shoving food in your face, and you know it. Everyone hates it when you cut in on our conversations. We don't want to hear your little "factoids." You think you know a lot about science but you don't know jack poo poo. Have you noticed that people just keep talking over you now when you try to interrupt us mid-sentence? Yeah, we aren't letting you hijack any conversation ever again. We are ALL hoping you will drop out fall quarter. The second year teacher is a female and she is hard-core. You already admitted you don't like her because she wouldn't hold your hand through simple tasks. She won't pity you and give you easy answers like you got for the first year. The day you finally flunk out and pack up your poo poo and leave, I know we are all going to go down to the bar and get drunk off our asses in celebration. Go back where you came from, you worthless stinkyhole. S: You are one of the worst assholes I ever had the misfortune of dating. When will you understand that my silence is my signal that I never want to speak to you again? You are arrogant beyond description. You are a control freak and I hope no girl ever falls for you because of your money, because she will end up drinking herself to death due to the misery you will inflict on her. God help any children you ever have. They will resent you forever. Hetepheres fucked around with this message at Aug 27, 2008 around 08:33 |
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Basically all the males I hung out with at university. You are sexist assholes and I got sick of it. Ben at least has an excuse because he is gay. Evan: That is why I said I wouldn't come and visit you when you moved countries, because last time I visited you you were sexist the whole time. I don't say "redheads can't do anything" as a counter to your constant "women can't do anything". I didn't mock you for not being able to figure out how to play that Hello Kitty game on DS, I didn't tell your girlfriend all the things you said about her when you guys were on a break, I didn't tell you all the things she said at that party I went to recently, or that EVERYONE was telling her that she should ditch you and get a local boyfriend because you guys are having a long distance relationship. I try not to mock you too much when you complain to me that that crazy slut you banged ages ago is stalking you (come on, you knew she was crazy). I never spoiled any tv shows you were downloading for you even though I had access to them earlier. Maybe I should have done all these things. But I always figured you were such a dick because you were insecure inside and so I thought I'd be try to be your friend. Maybe I will visit you at your new place if you can promise to be nice. Marc: Noone invites you to parties because YOU NEVER TURN UP. You vanished from the group to hang out with your girlfriend (now fiance) and your other friends/hobby groups, and you're always busy with them. I can understand this but don't whine that no-one invites you to stuff. Jess: People would stop worrying that you will kill them in their sleep if you would stop being such a crazy bitch and thinking that when you plot evil things against people as 'revenge' for something they said or did that they will shrug it off after the event. Normal people talk to someone if they have a problem with them, not poison them or mess with their stuff. Dan: Why don't you ask if I want the information you have about a particular game rather than assuming and pissing me off by spoiling things for me. I don't give a poo poo if you don't think it spoils it that much. I don't think you're a good judge of what information I do and do not need. Toni: Stop letting your food go mouldy in the fridge! I can see why your old flatmate threw out all your food (she is only crazy for throwing out things like unopened tins). I feel much better now.
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Max: Sort your loving life out. Get away from your douchebag 'friends', because they will get you stabbed. If you decide to run that lovely life, then for gently caress's sake stop copying and pasting poo poo like this to me on MSN: quote:i dont know, cant talk, busy, davids loving bleeding all over my kitchen and a friends hurling in the bathroom, copy paste as follows You let a friend take your knife (with your fingerprints), then lose it and have it used in a crime, then he came back to your place to bleed all over the loving place while some other fuckwit vomits in your bathroom? I'm not impressed, and I don't think anyone else is either. I don't want to stay at your place again because next time I do I'll probably end up getting involved in the police investigation for a murder while I'm trying to find somewhere to stay before I pick up my girlfriend from the airport. Even if I get to the airport I'll probably have 3 gunshot wounds and be covered in sick. gently caress off and don't come back until you've stopped running yourself into a ditch.
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1. Seriously what happened to you? You went from one of my best friends and like-minded people with a great group of friends around you, to practically a shut-in. You were always a very VERY quiet member of the group but likeable. I know you work a lot and that's commendable but why have you just cut all contact off with seemingly everybody? You realise from September not one of your friends is going to be around any more (college/gap-years) and you seem to have no-intention to make friends in or outside of school. I am pissed off at you because you could be a really sociable and cool person when your around a group of friends, but dude you know that safety net isn't going to be there for you any more next year, id just hate to see you become that un-confident social wreck you were when i first met you. You even admitted to me your not interested in making any new friends at all from the year you will be in and you never seem to chat to anyone at work . I just cannot wrap my head around how you can survive without almost zero outside interaction from people (not counting work/family) 2. You are one of my best friends at the moment and we have shared some great times over the years, we have similar humour and an all round nice guy. but Christ i cant help feel a bit embarrassed when we are out with you: * You stare at girls in a creepy way Jesus Christ we are having a drink and there are attractive girls around us we do this every week stop staring at every one of them like the first time you ever saw a pair of tits, its not "hey im checking you out in a good way" its a real "ill just stare constantly at you from the other side of the room kind of thing" you know it wouldn't be so bad but.... * Sometimes you are so unconfident with yourself i cant believe it please stop telling me about the time you met an old schoolfriend that you have a crush on and TALKED to her and making it out like you two are in a relationship, yes i agree you two would have made a great couple but Christ, you didn't get her number, you haven't spoke to her since and you don't seem to have any intention of contacting her. Just ask her for her number and get in touch with her. When i mentioned this to you, you looked at me as if i expected you to perform some type of miracle. Christ dude have a bit of faith in yourself, you admitted yourself she isn't even a looker and her personality isn't even that great anyway. *Can we socialise? erm you invited me out, so why are we sitting here in silence until i have to start up the conversation again?
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Julie: How in the gently caress could you end our relationship the way you did? This back and forth bullshit and leading me on was probably the strangest and worst experience I can think of in recent memory. You could have told me from the get go that there was this other guy. It would have helped me get a grip on things. Then you vanish for days without letting anyone know where you went or what happened to you. Do you not realize that there are people who really, really care about you? You said it was because your phone was dead. I don't buy it and neither does anyone else. There are other phones you could have used. You said you have been crazy all your life, but if that's the case why did none of it show until you wanted to get with this other guy. gently caress your excuses. All I asked from you throughout our entire relationship was honesty. No matter what I did, I didn't deserve this.
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So I'm kind of on edge about moving soon, putting things off and I feel like venting. This has been stewing for a while and I don't see an end in sight. This is sort of a two-parter. D - You and I have been best of friends all through grade school and high school. We got a basement apartment together in a different city, where we went to different schools post-secondary. You were probably the most agreeable roommate I've ever had. We cooked up some absurd loving humour, 'existentialist commercials' and all the rest that still make me crack up to this day. So why do I avoid you entirely now? It's probably that I'm bitter and petty. I mean, you didn't really do anything to hurt me - you just picked a bad time to call me up and 'ask if it's OK' that you were dating my ex. Right as I was leaving the house to break it off with a girl I had been seeing, because I still had feelings for the very same ex and was planning to call her up. It echoed against just about every aspect of my life. I couldn't work out for a while. I drank myself stupid for about a week. I fudged a final project in my best class. I scraped by in exams. I quit my returning summer job in the beginning of June, because I'd met her (the ex) there, we had our relationship there, and she would be returning there too - I felt too weak and miserable to have to see her every day. I spent most of the summer drinking alone and until a month ago was not motivated to find work at all. I'm still miserable about it and my feelings for her are tense; somewhere between insatiable, crazy desire, and resentment that she never told me (and instead had you wait three months and tell me over the phone). She didn't want a long-distance relationship (hardly two hours away) and wanted to experiment in college so she dumped me over the phone. Funny that she went for a long-distance relationship, of the same distance, with you - and even carried it over into that hormone-swarm of a summer job that NOBODY maintains fidelity through! I don't know if you two are still dating, it doesn't matter because the damage is done. I still think about her every damned day - the difference is that you're there now, too. It drives me insane. Like I said, bitter and petty. I should be happy that two of my friends found each other for a lasting relationship. Instead I've pretty much thrown away the friendship you and I had for over twelve years. I stopped myself from telling her that I still have huge feelings for her. I used this as a catalyst to sever my connection to not just a summer job, but a place with so much potential and good times. If I were in your shoes, I can't say what I'd do - gain an amazing girlfriend, lose a best friend. I was going to call you, you know, make things official with something stupid like "I hope she's worth it, man." But the thing is (and I'm sure if you spent time reading this you'd realize this), she's totally worth losing me as a friend. drat, I think this whole situation has even ruined a handful of really good Beatles songs for me. If you two forge a lifelong relationship, get married or some poo poo, and Maybe I'm Amazed (or something) becomes 'your song', I'll loving kill myself.
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A little bit more bitching about the W situation... Look, I personally don't really care that much if you feel the need to hit on every guy in the room everywhere we go. But when I have FIVE PEOPLE after a housewarming party coming up to me and saying "What the gently caress is with that girl?" and stating that they never want to see you anywhere around them again, I have to ask you about it and confront you on it. I'm sorry married guy attempted to kiss you. If that actually happened. It really wouldn't shock me if you were lying, since I was in the vicinity of married guy almost all night. But it wouldn't shock me if he had tried it either. I'm choosing not to have an opinion for the sake of all of our friendships. Sorry that I managed to get laid that night, and you didn't. I'm gay, he's gay, there wasn't exactly competition, and I'd been drinking. I really regret it (hell, you could tell that on the ride home that morning...), if it makes you feel any better, because even in my drunken haze I didn't really like the guy. This, however, does not really make me worthy of a passive-aggressive myspace post about "Hypersexuality." Don't think I don't read your blog, and don't think I don't know what you're doing. Plus, if there hadn't been a couple LTR's in there, you'd have my number of sexual partners times 2. Also, PLEASE STOP WITH THE PITY PARTIES ON MYSPACE. If you really want to drop friends on there, just drop them. I don't care. I responded as still wanting to stay on your friends list because...gently caress, I dunno. By the way, the reason you can't find or keep a guy interested in you right now is because you are in no way, shape or form ready for a relationship. You live at home. You just NOW got a part time job (and given your employment history, I don't see this lasting long). You don't drive. You have so little money you have to borrow money from a bartender friend of yours to pay for college books. You call and text friends being desperately needy for attention, and get passive-aggressive when people call you out your BS. You have a TON of work to do on yourself. Finish school. Get a real job. Move out of mom's house. Get better at driving, or move somewhere where it doesn't matter. THEN go look for a man. You'll be more prepared for it. And, once again, if it makes you feel better...I have a car, a decent job, and my own place, and I STILL get fewer dates than you. So don't cry on my shoulder.
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| # ? Aug 31, 2008 01:21 |
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Gus- I know all about the "Man Code" where if one of your friends is gonna get laid he is excused from whatever plans the group had going on. But when we spend an hour waiting on you, then driving over to get you so that you don't have to ride your bike, then waiting some more with you messaging me the whole time about how you're glad we're hanging out again - all to have you practically run out the door and jump onto the bike mid-air the second you get a txt message from some random rear end chick who wants a starbucks is loving pathetic. You two didn't even have plans, she just asked if you wanted to have coffee. "If she says okay then i'll go out with her, but if not we can still hang out!" as he's putting on his shoes. gently caress you, prick. Friend's aren't just an alternative to pass time when you can't get your dick wet. Eric said that you literally ran past him, waving your phone in his face and yelled "Text message!" as if we're all supposed to start jumping up and down clapping our hands like excited little children at the prospect of ...omg a girl! Man, we're almost 30. It was okay when sex came before everything else when we were virgins in high school, and even through out college, when it was still new for us it was at least understandable for you to ditch us all the time for pussy. When does that phase actually end? At what point does it stop being understandable and become insulting? And you know, I was the one on the other end of the phone while you cried about every single one of those relationships failing. I was the one counciling you through your two year break up with that crazy bitch, I was the one you broke down on crying when she told you she had swallowed some other guys cum and you still took her back. And I was the only one on your side defending you when your best friend, who was also my oldest friend in this city, decided to "Monte Crisco" you and go out with that same crazy bitch while you were away. I sure backed the wrong horse. In that time I learned that chicks are a lot of fun, but when the chips are down they'll ditch you, or you ditch them or whatever and you're back to square one. But your friends are there, your friends don't ditch you. Real friend's don't, at least. If this were the first time, it would be no big deal, but it's been going on for almost 10 years now. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me over the course of a decade and, man, gently caress you.
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| # ? Aug 31, 2008 15:18 |
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Cut Like Knives posted:I was going to call you, you know, make things official with something stupid like "I hope she's worth it, man." But the thing is (and I'm sure if you spent time reading this you'd realize this), she's totally worth losing me as a friend. That sounds quite terrible. How old are you two? Can you seriously see them being together forever?
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| # ? Aug 31, 2008 21:51 |
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Yeah, I can see it - well maybe not 'forever' but yeah. The fact that they stayed together through the summer (knowing the place she worked), the fact that he's a really good guy and tends to make relationships last, their compatible personalities... well poo poo, it all makes me pretty miserable. It shouldn't, but it does. I'm 20 by the way; he's going on 22 and she turned 20 about two months ago. Young, stupid, right - but the whole situation really makes me feel terrible.
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| # ? Sep 1, 2008 20:54 |
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A, stop playing ragnarock, bro. Your character has a butterfly helmet and a flower sword. You are 20 years old man. You dropped from college because of this loving game. Unninstal this game, get on a diet, join a gym or something, cmon! M, your girlfriend is cheating you.
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| # ? Sep 2, 2008 15:01 |
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C, you have become a complete bitch. You've replaced me and your other old friends with your theatre circle and never even talk to us anymore. When you do, it's to invite us to a show and get mad at us when either a) we can't go, or b) have to leave early. You chose the bitch me out on my birthday because I had to leave your lovely show early because my ride had to go. Then the next day, you cancelled our plans again. Stop cancelling our loving plans you stinkyhole. Pull the stick out of your rear end, get a reality check, and realize that with your major in Theatre Education, you will do nothing but show kids how to act like elephants and tigers for the rest of your days.
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| # ? Sep 2, 2008 17:03 |
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C, when you have problems in your life, instead of coping with it like a normal human being you become focused in making everyone around you feel as lovely and worthless as possible. The collateral damage from both your eagerness to play hurtful mind games with others, and your tendency to make people feel like poo poo in order to compensate for your insecurity is substantial. It has made the situation emotionally toxic for me to be around you. Others can tell you to gently caress off. But I have invested in your friendship for a long time, and you are probably the closest friend I have right now. I hate it. You're lucky your so loving charming and smooth most the time, only so many people know your darkside. You have no comprehension to the amount of harm you have caused. Even if you did, you wouldn't care anyway. You're a loving psycho-path. Professor Skittles fucked around with this message at Sep 2, 2008 around 17:39 |
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Chase, you dumb bastard, get the hell out of that pyramid scheme. I don't care how the "diamond" level guy who gave you his prep talk CD sounds like he knows everything, because guys like that have mastered the art of smooth-talking people into doing whatever, almost like hypnotysing. Just because its fairly legal doesn't mean its not a pyramid scheme. Jesus man, while you were going on a tyraid on how much money could be made in one, you were DRAWING ME A loving PYRAMID with the amount of people I would "form a team" with. Helping those below me "form a team" so I could make more money...god drat you've been brainwashed. You've got a degree in criminal justice or whatever they call it (too pissed to correct myself), and are eligible to work as a PI or maybe something more advanced, but you want to live your life working for a pyramid scheme. You're an athletic dude with a big heart who gets great success with the ladies even though you got a funny speech impediment, don't throw it away. And their product is overpriced out the rear end, I don't give a poo poo some famous football star buys it and claims he doesn't get paid to endorse it. Just because this company may be making more money than Amway doesn't mean its better than them! Stop letting them fill your head with garbage!
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| # ? Sep 2, 2008 17:32 |
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Wicker Man posted:Chase, you dumb bastard, get the hell out of that pyramid scheme. I don't care how the "diamond" level guy who gave you his prep talk CD sounds like he knows everything, because guys like that have mastered the art of smooth-talking people into doing whatever, almost like hypnotysing. Just because its fairly legal doesn't mean its not a pyramid scheme. Jesus man, while you were going on a tyraid on how much money could be made in one, you were DRAWING ME A loving PYRAMID with the amount of people I would "form a team" with. Helping those below me "form a team" so I could make more money...god drat you've been brainwashed. Another victim to Quixtar. Their laundry detergent is good at least 
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| # ? Sep 2, 2008 17:34 |
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Pope Mobile posted:Another victim to Quixtar. Their laundry detergent is good at least Nah, some poo poo called XELR8 (accelerate), BAZI juice. Its retarded (BUT MAKES BIG MONEY$$$$$$$$).
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| # ? Sep 2, 2008 17:42 |
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Wicker Man posted:Nah, some poo poo called XELR8 (accelerate), BAZI juice. Its retarded (BUT MAKES BIG MONEY$$$$$$$$). Oh that stuff. Hahaha. Yeah your friend is hosed if he doesn't get out soon. His only option is to find some rubes to be his downlines. That way he's making money off some suckers.
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| # ? Sep 2, 2008 17:46 |
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Dear Patrick I love the fact that you've come out of university, gotten a job based on an advert that you didn't even find yourself and manage to some how land a 3 month placement. At the tender age of 22, as someone thats been given everything on a silver plate thanks to your rich father, this is the first job you have ever had. Yet I started working over 5 years ago. In fact, I've worked 3 full time jobs and I only dropped my most recent job to make way for my education. Yet some how, you seem to think you can deride me for being lazy and try and give me careers advice. You've been employed less than a week and suddenly you can start telling off everyone else for being lazy and not having a work ethic. The funniest about me and you, is that you criticise or make fun of me constantly on things that actually improve my life. Its like you feel jealous that out of both of us, I'm the only one thats bothered to break out of his comfort zone and started to do new things; Eating more healthily, exercising, meeting girls (Oh by the way, its not that you are picky, its that you are too much of a pussy to talk to girls outside of your social circle). I don't think you're a very good person. You're a 22 year old virgin with no zest for life. This summer you showed your true colours as a selfish, untrustworthy and unreliable person. Its amazing that I've known you longer than all of my other friends, and yet I'd bend over backwards to help them but I wouldn't for you because I don't think you're worth it and I don't really give a gently caress about your wellbeing anymore.
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| # ? Sep 2, 2008 23:56 |
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(names changed obviously) Dear "Katie", You are a ridiculous tease, and you led me on for weeks before backstabbing me. All of your friends, who led you to believe I was talking poo poo about you just because I turned down Kathy that one time, are whores too. Guess what? The day after I last saw you, Beth tried to get me to go to NY to hook up with her. No joke. So much for your faithful loving friends who would never lie about me you backstabbing bitch. You're a loving disgrace. I hope you're enjoying North Florida in your GOP-controlled evangelical Christian capsule where no one is gay. Love and kisses, Vigor P.S. Die. P.P.S. Spencer told me that I should have forgotten about you and now I wish I had listened to him.
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| # ? Sep 3, 2008 02:07 |
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R. - I read your "Cabin Fever" blog about how you are lonely being in a huge house with your baby. I was going to reply about coming down to see you until I read the last line "What happened to the people I thought were my friends?" Wow. Seriously? You have not called me once since I have moved. The only time you emailed me was about some wedding photos. I really want to just tell you off, but I don't even know how I would start that conversation. It isn't my fault that you decided to get married so quickly into the army lifestyle, moved 10 hours away, that you had a baby soon afterward. You complain about not having friends, but you refuse to get a job so you can get out of the house or even join a local army-wife or church group. I can't help it that I decided to go a different direction in my life by moving to go after a dream job, moving to the east coast into the city, and waiting until I am in my 30s to have the kids/husband. Plus, I don't think you realize how frustrating it is when you talk to someone that just wants to talk all about the baby and her life... but then seems to have to go when it is my time to share. You used to be my best friend, and a sister in my eyes, but I am sad to say that it is over. We live completely separate lives and have nothing in common anymore. I miss the old days like crazy, but I have got to move on. We both need to realize that Indiana is in the past, we aren't in highschool/college, and find new friends.
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| # ? Oct 6, 2008 22:11 |
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M- You're a pretty decent room mate and all,but sometimes you're really loving ungrateful.I moved in 4 days before you did and was busting my rear end doing ROTC pre-class bullshit. You bitched me out that I had the window side of the room and in order to avoid starting the year off badly,I moved everything on the one day I had off. Here are some grievances: You tried charging me for a bottle of water when I was sick.I swiped you in to the DC 4 times (5,actually,considering YOU TOOK MY CARD TO SWIPE IN YOUR FRIEND) this means that you owe me 21 dollars if you want to play that loving game. You're terribly condescending. You told me that my doctor and I were "stupid" for saying that sugar does not make you hyper.You argued with me about this for 20 minutes and despite being loving owned by a Google search,you still wouldn't withdraw your claim. You're a hypocrite. You say that they shouldn't let everyone vote because too many clueless people end up casting votes,yet you say that you're voting for Obama despite having done any actual research. You leave your clothes and trash all over the room. I fold my clothes and have my stuff organized,yet the day that you had that girl over (which you lack the BALLS to make any sort of advance despite me telling you she likes you) and you finally cleaned,you tried to say that I was messy. I feel a tad bit better.
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| # ? Oct 7, 2008 00:10 |
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Look, Don, it's bad enough you don't flush when you crap in my house, but you really don't have to show me your lovely toilet paper. Is it that hard to put it in the bowl? I don't have to see it. I don't want to see it. I don't care if it "kinda looks like Lou Gehrig." I don't know if this is some kind of fetish, or your attempt at a comedy routine, but you're freaking Susan out and you're freaking me out. God love you, loving quit it. JuSt
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| # ? Oct 7, 2008 00:49 |
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Romy, you stopped talking to me when you got engaged. We've known each other for ten years, and now you've dropped off the face of the earth. I don't even know if you've married her or not yet. What the gently caress, man. What the gently caress. You know what I'm going to do??? I'm going to find your bridal registry, and I am going to be the rear end in a top hat who buys you a waffle iron. Take THAT!
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| # ? Oct 7, 2008 04:05 |
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Even two years into college, making a concentrated and successful effort to be more social and friendly and not a shut-in, my old high school friends think that all I am is a video-game playing nerd who just sits at home all day playing games and look down at me because of it, even when I have a busier schedule and more active social life than many of them and hardly play games at all any more. Really appreciate those assumptions, guys! Glad to know that you probably all ridicule me behind my back! Makes me wish I went to school where I knew NO ONE from high school. I've made a lot of new friends here and most of the time I like hanging out with them more than old high school people. At least my roommates are chill.
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| # ? Oct 7, 2008 06:00 |
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trigger9631 posted:Even two years into college, making a concentrated and successful effort to be more social and friendly and not a shut-in, my old high school friends think that all I am is a video-game playing nerd who just sits at home all day playing games and look down at me because of it, even when I have a busier schedule and more active social life than many of them and hardly play games at all any more. Really appreciate those assumptions, guys! Glad to know that you probably all ridicule me behind my back! Cheer up buddy  . Just last week me and some of my high school friends (we're all 4th year in college now) we're sitting outside having a drink when we brought up high school reunion, despite that it was 5 years away."Are any of you gonna go?" I asked. "gently caress that, everyone I from high school I still want to talk to is right here." There was a murmuring of yeahs and all that poo poo, then we just drank to it. If there's anyone you care about seeing from high school you probably still are.
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C - You're a good friend, a really good friend, and I'd hate to alienate you. But the truth is, I hate your boyfriend. I got a bad impression of him right off the bat and it keeps going downhill. He is fat, has continuous stubble, a constant one-upper (no you fat gently caress you are NOT better than me at basketball and I haven't even played in a year and I usually don't say poo poo like that), and overprotective. Although that last one doesn't count because you're hundreds of miles away from him at a real college while he's wasting away in community college. What's that? He's gonna try and transfer up here? BullSHIT he is. No matter how much you say "I love you" back and forth I give you until the end of the school year before you guys are done. Plus you've been together for a year and I still think he just likes you for your tits (which are pretty rocking). That being said, I'd hate to be your boyfriend. You're pretty boring in college for a girl who was really outgoing in HS and fun to be around, now you just shut yourself into your dorm most days, do homework and go to work. Plus you can get really annoying. L + A - I love you guys. Seriously, you're two of my best friends in the world and I hope to keep in touch with you for the rest of my life, as I do with C. And I know you guys had the hots for each other since like, sophomore year, but goddamn, finally hooking up a month before went off to college was a bad idea, and staying together isn't the best either. Granted, I'm pretty sure you guys can make the long-distance stuff work, and good luck with that, I'm just saying it was a bad call. J - gently caress YOU. You're my friend and all, and we still like you when you're not BEING A TOTAL BITCH. You picked up smoking cancer sticks and hanging out with douchebags we didn't hang out with FOR A REASON all because you're still pissed you lost your "girlfriend" to your best friend? Ok, ok. The fact that you lost someone to your best friend of all people, that can be harsh. I understand that. HOWEVER, we gave you a MONTH to get the gently caress over it, and you didn't. Good loving game right there. Also, you two held hands for a week and a half. Didn't sex it up, didn't even kiss. She wasn't your girlfriend, get over it. H - Dude, lay off the E. And the raves. You're cool other than that. EDIT: My Communications Teacher - Normally, I wouldn't have a problem with you being fat. Or Feminist. Or incredibly liberal. Or even lesbian. But I do have a problem with you being racist. And I also have a problem when you try to force your political and social views onto us. If anything I write doesn't praise Obama like no other, you give me the death stare. gently caress you, not liking your mother simply because of the fact she was one didn't run around burning her bra during the Women's Rights Movement. gently caress you, hating your grandfather for being conservative. gently caress you, for telling us stories about you going around trying to discuss politics every chance you got. gently caress you for making me want to tear my ears off whenever you SPEAK. gently caress YOU. On the flip side... G and K - You guys are loving AWESOME. Letting me crash on your couch for a semester in college saved my loving life. Also I still owe you a lot of green, since I smoked quite a bit of yours. I WILL pay my debt to you, I PROMISE. UberChair fucked around with this message at Oct 7, 2008 around 09:57 |
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