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jmayo
Jun 21, 2006



Hold your noses goons. Even celebrities need to let rip from time to time.
Here are a couple of photos of famous people with a little extra added atmosphere.


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Mr.Fuzzywig
Dec 13, 2006
I play too much Supcom

This thread is going places. I can tell.

Haydez
Apr 08, 2003

EVIL LINK

I took a picture of myself farting in the mirror but i can't see it.

scheherezade
Dec 30, 2007

by angerbotSD


This is a bad thread you are a bad poster.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

I'm sorry Doctor Kisses, I'm so so sorry

Oh man, this is getting me hot.

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006


whoops my fart

OysterOnion
Jun 09, 2006


Chocolatebuddha
Oct 15, 2007

Sweet Deity!


Good photoshop work, but shouldn't you be off to go watch that new Adam Sandler movie?

reflir
Oct 29, 2004

I hear there's a good buck in that racket


jmayo posted:



Hahaha this is awesome, please post more fart art

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

OysterOnion posted:

Also: this thread could turn creepy pretty fast

You mean it's not creepy already?

Megaspel
Mar 12, 2007

Yes.



This is the pinnacle of humour
EDIT: gently caress you onion.

Holy Calamity!
Jan 02, 2006



Megaspel posted:


This is the pinnacle of humour
EDIT: gently caress you onion.

Yours is much more explosive.

This thread is un-sarcastically hilarious and could really go places.

androo
Aug 24, 2006

Maya's older sister. She was a top-notch lawyer and my mentor and friend forever.


Megaspel posted:


This is the pinnacle of humour
EDIT: gently caress you onion.

I had a genuine lol at this.

I can tell this is going to be another thread that could start as poo poo but turns into gold.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008


My sweet naughty girl I got your hot letter tonight and have been trying to picture you frigging your stinkyhole in the closet. How do you do it? Do you stand against the wall with your hand tickling up under your clothes or do you squat down on the hole with your skirts up and your hand hard at work in through the slit of your drawers? Does it give you the horn now to poo poo? I wonder how you can do it. Do you come in the act of making GBS threads or do you frig yourself off first and then poo poo? It must be a fearfully lecherous thing to see a girl with her clothes up frigging furiously at her stinkyhole, to see her pretty white drawers pulled open behind and her bum sticking out and a fat brown thing stuck half-way out of her hole. You say you will poo poo your drawers, dear, and let me gently caress you then. I would like to hear you poo poo them, dear, first and then gently caress you. Some night when we are somewhere in the dark and talking dirty and you feel your shite ready to fall put your arms round my neck in shame and poo poo it down softly. The sound will madden me and when I pull up your dress

master gamawa
Nov 22, 2005

Otsegolator

Wait for it wait for it...



there you go.

master gamawa fucked around with this message at Jun 12, 2008 around 23:30

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007


This is one of those ones where I read the title and went "Nah, couldn't be." I clicked, and .


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Wizard Master posted:

My sweet naughty girl I got your hot letter tonight and have been trying to picture you frigging your stinkyhole in the closet. How do you do it? Do you stand against the wall with your hand tickling up under your clothes or do you squat down on the hole with your skirts up and your hand hard at work in through the slit of your drawers? Does it give you the horn now to poo poo? I wonder how you can do it. Do you come in the act of making GBS threads or do you frig yourself off first and then poo poo? It must be a fearfully lecherous thing to see a girl with her clothes up frigging furiously at her stinkyhole, to see her pretty white drawers pulled open behind and her bum sticking out and a fat brown thing stuck half-way out of her hole. You say you will poo poo your drawers, dear, and let me gently caress you then. I would like to hear you poo poo them, dear, first and then gently caress you. Some night when we are somewhere in the dark and talking dirty and you feel your shite ready to fall put your arms round my neck in shame and poo poo it down softly. The sound will madden me and when I pull up your dress

Um, WHAT?!

stun runner
Oct 03, 2006



ARE YOU JOKING

The Noble Nobbler
Jul 14, 2003

d6 rounds of silence for my homie who passed

IN BEFORE OOPS MY FART 555555555555555555555

The Noble Nobbler
Jul 14, 2003

d6 rounds of silence for my homie who passed

Fayez Butts posted:

whoops my fart

drat it

Josh
Apr 28, 2003

Give it to her Rob!



master gamawa posted:

Wait for it wait for it...



there you go.

Well that explains the subtle smile.

Bob The Ripper
Jan 20, 2004

You can run.
You can hide.
Gonna get ya.

Once I lit a fart and it singed all the hairs off my rear end in a top hat and it hurt but it was actually a blessing in disguise because I then didn't have to shave my rear end in a top hat (that day.)

Late Unpleasantness
Mar 26, 2008

Alas for Captain Castle,
he is running out of war.


deutsche nozzle
May 01, 2005

by Fragmaster


SamuraiFoochs posted:


Um, WHAT?!

http://loveletters.tribe.net/thread...2e-0dfa6ac7142d

Dirty letters Joyce sent his wife Nora.

Ruck
Jun 01, 2000

Forum Veteran

I smell gas.

ZING!

I just let out a fart that in itself should be famous because even I had to leave the room.

illusi0n90
Feb 26, 2007

You got blood on my suit.

Bob The Ripper posted:

Once I lit a fart and it singed all the hairs off my rear end in a top hat and it hurt but it was actually a blessing in disguise because I then didn't have to shave my rear end in a top hat (that day.)

This intrigues me.

Weedle
May 31, 2006

Don't worry weed tumbla, some people still love you.

(seriously finish the fucking LP I swear to god)


This Nicholas just then let fly a fart
As loud as it had been a thunder-clap,
And well-nigh blinded Absalom, poor chap;
But he was ready with his iron hot
And Nicholas right in the arse he got.
Off went the skin a hand's-breadth broad, about,
The coulter burned his bottom so, throughout,
That for the pain he thought that he should die.
And like one mad he started in to cry,
"Help! Water! Water! For God's dear heart!"

Ruck
Jun 01, 2000

Forum Veteran

I'm not sure what mayonation.com is but my work has blocked it for pornography.

loverboy
Apr 16, 2008


deutsche nozzle posted:

http://loveletters.tribe.net/thread...2e-0dfa6ac7142d

Dirty letters Joyce sent his wife Nora.

Jesus shat, that's loving horrifying.

This thread stinks. ohhhhh see what I did there? Fart? Stink? Yeah? Farts stink!

nineinchnate
May 25, 2005



Fayez Butts posted:

whoops my fart

At least this made me laugh!

jigglemaster7
Nov 12, 2007

by Peatpot


Smoke doesn't come out when you loving fart faggots

Ripoff
Apr 21, 2003

Pretty much.

jigglemaster7 posted:

Smoke doesn't come out when you loving fart faggots

You're doing it wrong.

moomoocowsly
Aug 07, 2006

I have lens envy

jigglemaster7 posted:

Smoke doesn't come out when you loving fart faggots

It does when girls do it.

Of course, you wouldn't know that.

Ripoff
Apr 21, 2003

Pretty much.

I once heard that women can fart out of their vaginas confirm/deny?

mynameisbutt
Jun 19, 2007
Super Fart Girl... AWAY!

Ripoff posted:

I once heard that women can fart out of their vaginas confirm/deny?

Myth Confirmed

I also found this place http://www.fartalicious.com today while searching for brazilian fart porn how funny is that

Mr. Clark2
Sep 17, 2003

Rocco sez: hurf durf

This is the worst thread *fartz*

Gravel Gravy
Apr 03, 2008

One less of those types walkin the streets,
well tell the cops it was an accident.

How long 'till this thread gets gassed? Bazzing.

Always Shirtless
Oct 14, 2006

by Fistgrrl


Bob The Ripper posted:

Once I lit a fart and it singed all the hairs off my rear end in a top hat and it hurt but it was actually a blessing in disguise because I then didn't have to shave my rear end in a top hat (that day.)

drat thats a good idea brb

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston we're Havana problem.

This would actually be kind of interesting if it wasn't a photoshop thread. Like if it were real historical farts that were notable. But that would probably just be that Joyce letter and that's it.

Somebody famous had to have died of complications from indigestion at least though.

Ripoff posted:

I once heard that women can fart out of their vaginas confirm/deny?

This is just one of those reverse trolls where you try to get somebody pissed off at you and say something about how you have zero experience with women, isn't it?

Trent
Jul 05, 2004

Did I tell you about the porthole defoggers?

Gravel Gravy posted:

How long 'till this thread gets gassed? Bazzing.

Here comes a new challenger!

The Fog
Oct 10, 2004

-I spent the whole day trying to pull a peanut from that heater vent. Turns out it was just a moth. -How was it? -Dry.

If an admirer of a celebrity had gas that smelled just like said celebrity, would it be considered fan fart?

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