Syntax! posted:

He himself has no life, therefore he understands what it is to have no life.

Mystic Mongol posted:

What keeps a furious flare-using hunter from finding and killing you?

Drox posted:

What's a flare? I haven't played much hunter.

Dr_Amazing posted:

I don't remember that one.

NerdyMcNerdNerd posted:

I forget exactly why they decided to antagonize this one corp, but they found out one of the big guys within it had a death in the family. As the story went, his son ( Smokse, in game ) was high and decided that riding a scooter on the autobahn was a great idea. Unfortunately he failed to dodge the grill of a semi-truck. His father in turn named a space station after his dead son. A light clicked in Remedial and FNLN's head, and they waited until they saw his father idling in the space station named after his son.

They then undocked in a frigate and a large hauler ship. The hauler was named 'Truck Beep Beep' and the frigate was named 'Smokse fused with scooter'. Just outside the station, Remedial kept ramming the frigate over and over again while they chatted in local chat.

"OH GOD SAVE ME DAD OH HELP OH GOD THE BLOOD." FNLN would say.
"BEEP. BEEP BEEP BEEP. BEEEEEEEEP." Remedial would say as he rammed the ship over and over again.

Drox posted:

This is why you never tell anyone on the internet anything about yourself. I'm sorry someone had to die for Dad to learn this lesson, but so it goes.

QwertySanchez posted:

When partaking in the grief-sport of 'audio spam' One simply must include "Orpheus in the Underworld" amongst his arsenal. It can fit so many independant situations that you will indeed be glad to have it by yourself.

I myself prefer to start the recording approximately 8 bars in, as this is where things certainly begin to heat up, and this piece is at it's most recognisable.

Good day!

GetWellGamers posted:

Our reputation precedes us, I guess. After all the news articles about EVE they understand just how leperous the touch of goons are to a game.

coyo7e posted:

Actually CoR is a really useful spell in a lot of situations, and (at least when I was still playing,) in a large raid it would give a much higher ROI (dps-wise) than a damage over time curse

Vib Rib posted:

It's sentences like these that make me glad I never got into MMOs.
I really didn't understand more than a few words of that.

The Orange Mage posted:

Kamikaze wouldn't be wasted on such an insignificant target as a fighter plane.

tv iv is nerds posted:

Holy poo poo fighting game nerds are the worst, take your little rock em sock em robot game and go show off your 5-year old add twitch skill in your own thread. If I wanted to hear about how you "raged" someone by playing a video game and beating I would go to the closest game stop where there's plenty of virgins who's only mildly interesting characteristic is that they play video games all the time.

SteadfastMeat posted:

Oh god, this. The amount of homophobic bile you get from the online gaming community is horrific. Someone post that Halo 3 video where the guy has pink armour and calls himself something completely innocuous like 'A Gay Man', and doesn't speak or do anything unusual at all.

e: found it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6alOnuN-wCY

Fonzarelli posted:

Just that girl.

Haven't you guys ever had some chick on vent who just won't shut up, and has every other nerd in the guild beckoning to her call? That girl that basically flirts with all the dudes in the guild because they rarely hear a real life girl's voice?

And then, of course it turns out she's just a huge terrible hambeast. This is the girl in the video.

Wild T posted:

Skilleddk posted:

There's a dungeon queing system in the game, it basically assembles the group for you consisting of one tank, one healer and 3 damage dealers. There's usually a shortage of tanks and healers, which means they are assigned a group immediately while the damage dealers have to wait upwards half an hour to get a group. What I do is queue as tank (only a few classes can do this) even though my character isn't geared for tanking, and when asked about it I tell them "i put tank so i que faster". I basically waste a lot of time for the people and they rage / leave the group. Pretty fun.

SpookyLizard posted:

Like telling me stuff that I learned by level four or in just general leveling up, like to not attack more than one monster/group of monsters at once.

MadScientistWorking posted:

They were right though. I don't remember Voidwalker ever being anything but a PvE pet.

Ghostlight posted:

Basic tasks like questing, running dungeons or otherwise exploring the other 99% of the game's landscape that isn't fart-assing around in a major city.