buildmyrigdotcom posted:

Probably about half the time I invested into Battlefield 2 was variations of suicide bombing with C4 strapped to a vehicle. I could usually manage to jump out of the vehicle and save myself before setting it off. Driving explosive laden jeeps into tanks was probably my favorite.

Zed Xionova posted:

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Mathemagician posted:

That is a great story. But, offensive medic can be extremely dangerous sometimes if you play it right. With the Blutsauger, for instance, you can take out a pyro 99% of the time, because they'll just run straight at you and you can run straight backwards and because of the medic speed boost, they don't gain much ground. Scouts will often go for the bat kill with medics because they're a soft target, which is why the bonesaw is great for taking scouts out, etc etc. I don't do it often but people do get really pissed for some reason when you're dominating them as medic. My own team seems to get more pissed than anyone else, calling up admins to ban the 'combat medic' who 'isn't doing his job by healing the heavy' More often than not it's that mentality that makes me go combat medic in the first place.

CheechLizard posted:

[chatnet] Gek asks, "Where can I sell heads and skin?"
[chatnet] CheechLizard says, "ammunation"
[chatnet] Gek says, "Didn't let me."
[chatnet] CheechLizard exclaims, "what!"
[chatnet] CheechLizard asks, "have you tried calling the dude a friend of the family?"
[chatnet] Gek says, "I typed sell head, but the guy wouldn't take it."
[chatnet] Gek says, "No...I haven't called him a friend of the family."
[chatnet] CheechLizard says, "I think hershel was buying skin"
[chatnet] CheechLizard says, "he wanted to make a skin suit"
[chatnet] Hershel says, "I will buy human skin $50 each"
[chatnet] Gek asks, "Where are you?"
[chatnet] Hershel says, "where are YOU"
[chatnet] Gek says, "Circuit lovely"

Gek says, "Sup."
CheechLizard says, "I am an agent of hershel"
CheechLizard says, "I am authorised to proceed with the transaction"
Gek asks, "How do I give the skin to you?"
CheechLizard says, "give skin to cheech"
Gek puts away his head.
Gek gets out his human skin.
Gek hands CheechLizard a human skin.
Gek gets out his human skin.
Gek hands CheechLizard a human skin.
CheechLizard gets out a pretty important looking pocket calculator and starts doing some serious mathematics
Gek says, "poo poo be needin' some mad calculations."
CheechLizard says, "we are all held accountable are we not"
Gek says, "Yeah."
Gek asks, "But yeah, where can I sell the heads?"
Gek says, "Ammunation wouldn't accept them."
CheechLizard raps out a complicated series of notes on his wristpad
Gek taps his foot.
CheechLizard says, "hershel has asked that we take ownership of said heads also"
Gek says, "Ahh, ok."
CheechLizard says, "if you please"
Gek gets out his head.
Gek hands CheechLizard the severed head of little Ricky.
Gek gets out his head.
Gek hands CheechLizard the severed head of li'l Joey.
Gek gets out his head.
Gek hands CheechLizard the severed head of li'l Buffy.
Gek gets out his head.
Gek hands CheechLizard the severed head of baby Davey.
Gek asks, "Need any raw meat?"
Gek says, "I got some of those too."
From your wristpad: Hershel pages, 'woo'
CheechLizard says, "meat is the lifeblood of hellmoo"
Gek says, "Ahh."
CheechLizard says, "hershell wishes to purchase said meat"
Gek gets out his raw meat.
Gek hands CheechLizard a chunk of raw meat.
Gek gets out his raw meat.
Gek hands CheechLizard a chunk of raw meat.
Gek says, "I can try to get some more meat, skin, and heads for you."
CheechLizard says, "that wont be necessary"
Gek asks, "But now, how much cash will this net me?"
CheechLizard asks, "is that all?"
Gek says, "Yeah."
You toss away the severed head of little Ricky.
You toss away the severed head of li'l Joey.
You toss away the severed head of li'l Buffy.
You toss away the severed head of baby Davey.
Your credit implant beeps for a deposit of $1 from the
You toss away a human skin.
You toss away a human skin.
You toss away a chunk of raw meat.
You toss away a chunk of raw meat.
Gek says, "Well."
Gek says, "Yeah..."
CheechLizard waves his credit chip over Gek's wrist.
$1 has been deducted from your credit chip.
CheechLizard says, "thank you sir"
Gek says, "..."
Gek says, "Wait a minute."
Gek asks, "I got all this poo poo and you give me a DOLLAR?"
CheechLizard asks, "yes?"
CheechLizard says, "hershel enterprises thanks you for your time and looks forward to future transactions"
Gek says, "Sigh..."
Gek says, "Fine."
Gek nudges Cheech out of his way.
Gek heads outside to the south.