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Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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Swanky! I can make out R11xx, what's the exact model/year?

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Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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gently caress all y'all, square headlights are great.

This opinion is definitely in no way related to my new living arrangements:



Aw, they're in love. Also I checked the Kawi for stairs; it is protected:

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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Also you can tell me I have no taste but I think it would look amazing in chrome with black and yellow check up the tail. I think it's the rivet-looking screws on the fairing that made my brain make this connection.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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How in the gently caress would I chrome-treat plastic at home? (even if I knew I probably wouldn't try, I've read up on some of the various processes and it sounds finicky as heck, really easy to mess up)

Anyway yeah even for regular paint I'd be taking panels to a specialist a couple at a time.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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I'm not much for naked bikes, but I guess my thing for BMW styling cancels it out because that is pretty sick.


Got a less cramped angle today while wheeling it out to get the tyres up to pressure:



I wanna ride it so bad :negative:

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Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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It's so... clean :stonkhat:

You know what's not clean?







On a scale from "spray some brake cleaner and elbow grease in there, it'll be fine" to "start saving up for new everything", how hosed is my wallet right now?

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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Jammed; they barely move back in at all.

I guess if they are hosed, trying to clean them can't make them worse. I'm just being overcautious about spending even a fiver on a can of cleaner because I don't have any money. :saddowns:

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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No I didn't, because I don't know how to do that, or even really what you mean. :downs:

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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Don't know if it's the depth of field or the very smooth uncluttered bodywork, but my eyes can only see that bike (in that picture) as Grom-sized :pwn:

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Is there such a thing as a "professional motorcycle mechanic" after the stories in CA in the last couple days I'm starting to think the answer is no.

At least now I understand why the guy I took mine to makes a selling point of "I will actually fix your bike, not just blindly perform the minimum work listed in the shop manual"

His shop is up in the hills, and the only staff are himself, his wife, and their two dogs.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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Another reason to look forward to those supercharged kawasakis.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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It looks so much smaller without its clothes on.




Either that or the 125 is fat as gently caress. (psyche, it's both)

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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advion posted:

Are those dog tags under that tank pad... or the design on the tank pad. Either way ick.

It's the design on the pad, and yeah, that's coming off as soon as I can budget a replacement.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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Pretty! But can you actually fit anything in those saddlebags?

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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KARMA! posted:

I bought some different brand mitts and they suck. :( They don't cover the controls, so I have to go through padding to turn my blinker on or off, which works sometimes. And it drags a little bit on the front brake, but that might be mitigated by cutting a small hole and use the bar end weight screw to secure the mitt per instructions. Ugh blah.

But they're made of sealskin so at least my hands are double dry! :downs:

The One Bike that I dream about sometimes has reverse levers, and as a result can fit hard wind deflectors that are streamlined and don't look like poo poo.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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The stock/oem panniers for the Ninja 300 are only 20 litres; would it gently caress it up to put bigger cases on it, if they even fit on the rack? Or would it just limit performance a bit more?

Cause I'd love a 300 as my next bike but 20 litres is as good as nothing for luggage.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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Sagebrush posted:

Better to get a top case though.

In the scenario where I'm wanting a large pair of panniers, I'd already have a topbox and it would already be full.

Firmly strapping a mid sized suitcase to the pillion seat would honestly be step one for short trips (in addition to a topbox, which honestly I'll probably have permanently attached to every bike I'll ever own), sticking it in a bin bag or something to beat the weather, but for longer holidays or motocamping there's a lot of crap I can think of that I'd prefer to have in a locked hardcase rather than shoved in a cargo net.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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I think it's cool and I'm not even thirty, but on the other hand bought a flip front as my first helmet (and will continue to buy only flip fronts) so :corsair:

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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Dog Case posted:

It's a 1982 with 4600 original miles.

:captainpop:

Dumb question, but they did turn it on before you bought it?

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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The assless/crotchless chaps get me every time. Do people really wear that cowboy poo poo? Outside of sex dungeons I mean

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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Nitrox posted:

What's so bad about them?

What if I come off the bike and get nailed by a mailbox right between the thighs? :colbert:

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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No. 6 posted:

Hell yeah, that was my first bike too!


I'm not into the idea of owning either a V4 or a cruiser for reasons of practicality, but drat if that isn't the prettiest exhaust pipe arrangement.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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Wowzers :eyepop: Congrats on managing to not die/get a bollocking from your parents!

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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Webster sure had a big chin, huh

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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We do it with two - let's see your split infinitives

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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We're really earning the A in CA this week, good job all

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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Scanning left to right it's all ":mmmhmm: well hellooooOOOHH gently caress :stonkhat:"

I just can't handle those bug eyes, which is a shame because the rest of that bike is hot as

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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Do you live there, or were you riding around with a paddock stand strapped to your back?

In any case, nice paintjob :D

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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Seriously though I am curious where the stand came from

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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That bike looks like a 90s rapper. Don't ask me to explain, something about the exact colours and the lustre on the gold bits screams "cheap bling tracksuit and trainers"

Seriously, GIS "90s rapper" or "tracksuit rapper" and you'll see what I mean.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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I think that's what I was trying to express but I didn't remember Ali G existed :shobon:

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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Slavvy posted:

What is the bondage zip on the seat for?

So the bike can't talk back while you're riding it :whip:

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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I love the look of the blue R3 but I'm racist against blue bikes! Help me Cycle Asylum, this dilemma is tearing me apart!

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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Is there a particular reason california is so anal about petrol vapours? The zzr600 manual indicates kawasaki made a separate version just for CA that had the fuel tank breather tube route into a box to collect the fumes. Does every bike sold there have to have that?

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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This isn't my bike. But it could be.



ZZRs seem made for custom paintwork.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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A cool workplace:





And hiding behind my lovely topbox:



:swoon:


Front to back: ZZR600, XJR1300, XJ6, CB125F, YBR125, Duke 390, FZ6.

The guy who rides the diversion is a douche because he rides in trainers and trackies and doesn't say hi when we're parking up at the same time :mad:

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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Just having somewhere to clip a GPS/phone mount would be great, but £144 just for the machined steel plate that goes on the yoke is kinda... (he said, but it's similar money for a riser set and they don't have the ancillary advantages of handlebars, so I may end up doing that mod at some point)

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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It's sunny and windy and there's bastard cherry blossoms all over everything, so I was inspired to snap weeaboo.jpg :japan:





Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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Natural sunlight is the best photoshop. There's only like one other picture I have of my bike that I don't think looks like garbage, taken on top of the moors on the one sunny day we had in January.

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Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

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The most edited post ever.

a) the heck is that bottle next to your sprocket?

b) the heck does the sensor on you shifter rod do?

Renaissance Robot fucked around with this message at 20:45 on May 13, 2016

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