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Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

ME BOSS
YOU NOT


incredible bear posted:

Oh man, I always thought it was "Almost definitely.", I've been misquoting it all this time, and it's the easiest line to quote at outsiders.

I will correct this starting tomorrow until the day I die.

Until I looked it up, I thought the same thing. Although I think "almost" is kinda funnier

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Over The Road
Jan 6, 2006
Le singe est sur la branche

Have begun my fourth sitting. Picked up on this for the first time:

Gob: "Give me a Gob."
George Michael: "Gob!"

Completely throwaway and painfully obvious, but George Michael's delivery is brilliant.

Cacahuate
Feb 21, 2007
OMG! (•_•) You are a peanut!

"Welcome to Bluth Banana, where bananas are our business. May I interest you in a banana this day?"

Discombobulator
Oct 3, 2006

By Odin, I am coming for you!

You just embarrassed yourself in front of T-Bone.

cakeslob
Jul 10, 2007

I'M PEGGY HILL:mmhmm:


Ishamael posted:

I love how George Sr. claims he didn't know who Saddam Hussein was - "I thought he was the guy who played the Soup Nazi!"

Then, later, one of the Saddam lookalikes is, indeed, the guy who played the Soup Nazi.
HA! holy gently caress, i never realized it was him, thats one of my fav lines in the show


The real saddam has a scar. I am no scar, dot com

imnoscar.com
imoscar.com

blew my mind the first time

essaywhutman
Dec 13, 2002

by Ozma


cakeslob posted:

HA! holy gently caress, i never realized it was him, thats one of my fav lines in the show


The real saddam has a scar. I am no scar, dot com

imnoscar.com
imoscar.com

blew my mind the first time

I wish those websites were still up.

paperchaseguy
Feb 21, 2002

Of course you know I have no target on my back.


Biscuit McClure posted:

It was one, but she wore too much makeup.

It's all about Barbara.



Can we PLEASE get an animated gif of this sequence? It cracks me up like no other.

Wesley Walker
Nov 12, 2006



DivisionPost posted:

Don't remember if this ever recurred, but:

Michael: GOB, get rid of the Seaward.
Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready!
(long pause)

I always found this along the same lines as:

Michael (from prison): Is that Gob? Tell him I've got a nice hard cot here with his name on it!
Lucille: You would do that to your own brother?

Her tone of voice is perfect, like she finds it unappealing but justified.

candy for breakfast
Jul 1, 2003

blasting women into space


Over The Road posted:

Have begun my fourth sitting. Picked up on this for the first time:

Gob: "Give me a Gob."
George Michael: "Gob!"

Completely throwaway and painfully obvious, but George Michael's delivery is brilliant.

Later on that scene when they're talking about the staircar GOB says 'from whence it came'.

I swear each time I watch an episode it gets better.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



I loved this joke even before I was told the ACTUAL joke, which I had missed. There's an episode where GOB is rubbing the employee's faces in the cost of his suit, which becomes more expensive as the episode goes on. "Oh sure, the guy in the $200 suit is gonna get his own photocopying! COME ON!" and "Oh sure, the guy in the $275 suit is gonna get potato crumbs on it, COME ONE!" and so forth.

At one point in the episode, Michael and Maeby pop into the office in time to hear "-king $600 suit is gonna do that, COME ON!" Later on, there's a flashback to earlier in the episode, with GOB shouting,"Oh! Oh sure, the guy in the fuh-"

I loved that joke even when I didn't actually here the "Fuh-king" bits.

Biscuit McClure
Dec 24, 2004

Which other rubes are riding hot shot sugar?

Jerusalem posted:

I loved this joke even before I was told the ACTUAL joke, which I had missed. There's an episode where GOB is rubbing the employee's faces in the cost of his suit, which becomes more expensive as the episode goes on. "Oh sure, the guy in the $200 suit is gonna get his own photocopying! COME ON!" and "Oh sure, the guy in the $275 suit is gonna get potato crumbs on it, COME ONE!" and so forth.

At one point in the episode, Michael and Maeby pop into the office in time to hear "-king $600 suit is gonna do that, COME ON!" Later on, there's a flashback to earlier in the episode, with GOB shouting,"Oh! Oh sure, the guy in the fuh-"

I loved that joke even when I didn't actually here the "Fuh-king" bits.

Well I didn't even catch that clever twist on swearing.

All Pig Be Slay
Mar 26, 2002

Speaking of mothers, let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.


Biscuit McClure posted:

Well I didn't even catch that clever twist on swearing.

Me either, awesome.

Tykoe Corp
Apr 26, 2005


essaywhutman posted:

I wish those websites were still up.

http://web.archive.org/web/20051001...://imoscar.com/

http://web.archive.org/web/20060219...//imnoscar.com/

Sadly the images for Oscar's site are gone.

IroncladTomato
Oct 29, 2007

"Let me tell you the story of a henchman named Speedy..."

barryisgood.biz isn't up anymore either

Bob Loblaw
Jan 4, 2003

Bob Loblaw lobs law bomb

I wish I could find the exact quote, but I really got a kick out of me telling Lindsey (I think), that I appealed to a younger, fresher client than Barry Zucker did, referring to the fact that that was exactly what he did when Chachi's role got so much larger on 'Happy Days'.

Biscuit McClure
Dec 24, 2004

Which other rubes are riding hot shot sugar?

Bob Loblaw posted:

I wish I could find the exact quote, but I really got a kick out of me telling Lindsey (I think), that I appealed to a younger, fresher client than Barry Zucker did, referring to the fact that that was exactly what he did when Chachi's role got so much larger on 'Happy Days'.

This post confused me up until the point I read your name.

Also, didn't get that one either. drat, every time I read this thread as an AD aficianado I either read a new joke you guys found, or you key me into check out an episode and I find another one. I was watching the other day and I found a new one.

In 'Hand to God', when George Sr. is at the Ford dealership you can see a wacky wavy inflatable arm tube man thing in the background with its left hand missing.

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


Bob Loblaw posted:

I wish I could find the exact quote, but I really got a kick out of me telling Lindsey (I think), that I appealed to a younger, fresher client than Barry Zucker did, referring to the fact that that was exactly what he did when Chachi's role got so much larger on 'Happy Days'.

"Look, this is not the first time I’ve been brought in to replace Barry Zuckerkorn. I think I can do for you everything he did. Plus, skew younger. With juries and so forth."

Ola Ugh
May 19, 2005

Sjåre brymæ

Biscuit McClure posted:

It was one, but she wore too much makeup.

It's all about Barbara.


Hahaha, that picture made me laugh. One of my favorite moments.

Captain Slow
Jul 9, 2007

Breaker, Breaker, High Ball Ten Ten, Till We Do It Again, Captain Slow.


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Speaking of physical comedy...


"Was your mother here?"

God drat, I almost died right there and then.

What episode is this from again? I don't have time at the moment to search through all the episodes and get stuck watching all three seasons.

tzirean
May 1, 2007



NoHomers posted:

What episode is this from again? I don't have time at the moment to search through all the episodes and get stuck watching all three seasons.

"Ready, Aim, Marry Me."

Captain Slow
Jul 9, 2007

Breaker, Breaker, High Ball Ten Ten, Till We Do It Again, Captain Slow.


tzirean posted:

"Ready, Aim, Marry Me."

Thanks, I forgot the whole Uncle Jack storyline.

"Shoot me Dragon"

gman5959
May 17, 2008

I think she's a honey. Look at those jugs.

Anyone have a hop on count for the stair car during the shows run?

Im willing to allow border jumpers in this number too.

Gooky McGook
Apr 2, 2007


RockShowLevel27 posted:

"Look, this is not the first time I’ve been brought in to replace Barry Zuckerkorn. I think I can do for you everything he did. Plus, skew younger. With juries and so forth."

Regarding Happy Days alums, here's a line I just noticed:

Jessie the Publicist: [to George Michael] Daddy lost his shot at happy, and it's all your fault, Opie.
Narrator: Jessie had gone too far, and she had best watch her mouth.

Also, in the "Marta Complex" episode, I noticed that George Michael left a note on the fridge about buying milk.

A Boring Story
Mar 27, 2008

We're not going to Catalina, are we?


I've always loved the moment in "Prison Break-In" when GOB makes a joke about "Happy Days star Donny Host," and Ron Howard bitterly interjects "Most."

Jason Ray
Mar 26, 2006
Teetotaling Atheist

Watching the episode "not without my daughter." Gob, George Michael, and Tobias are hanging out and the narrator refers to all three of them as Bluths....huh.

Biscuit McClure
Dec 24, 2004

Which other rubes are riding hot shot sugar?

Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.

Michael: Really? When did that start?

Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.

Biscuit McClure
Dec 24, 2004

Which other rubes are riding hot shot sugar?

Cross-posting for my photoshop from GBS. It fits in.

Fictional characters as goons.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=2923643

Godface
Jun 8, 2007

Awkward Social Situations Established Since 1988


Is there a sound archive website of Arrested Development quotes? (similar to the GIF one possibly)

I'm looking for a piece of dialogue for an animation lip-synching project that I'll be doing in college later in the year. I figure I may as well pick something good because I'll be listening to it over and over...

Drei
Feb 23, 2006

she's incredible math

Is there something I'm not getting about "check out banner Michael!" or is it just silliness?

Anmitzcuaca
Nov 23, 2005



Godface posted:

Is there a sound archive website of Arrested Development quotes? (similar to the GIF one possibly)

I'm looking for a piece of dialogue for an animation lip-synching project that I'll be doing in college later in the year. I figure I may as well pick something good because I'll be listening to it over and over...

There's tons on The-OP

Vivisector
Aug 24, 2002

Squirreling?

Last night, I went to a musical called "The Andrew's Brothers", in which they sing "Under the Appletree". All I could think of was Lucille singing it to George Michael on the way to Motherboy. I was dying inside.

Hatter106
Nov 25, 2006

bolshi fight za homosex

Drei posted:

Is there something I'm not getting about "check out banner Michael!" or is it just silliness?

I dunno, but there's something about those "FAMILY LOVE MICHAEL" banners that just crack me up like nothing else.

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


Hatter106 posted:

I dunno, but there's something about those "FAMILY LOVE MICHAEL" banners that just crack me up like nothing else.

'MichaelLoveMarry' at the wedding Party

loco88
Oct 24, 2005



RockShowLevel27 posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYVn...feature=related

Pretty funny video, just a bunch of clips set to music, but they're some of the best from the show.

Wow, is there anything that doesn't sync up? Amazing.

Also, I'm another one of the T-Bone "Almost definitely" interpreters, and I think I just made myself look very foolish in front of T-Bone.

Jingleheimer
Mar 30, 2006

What the WHAT?


I was just watching season 1 and I realized that in the publicist episode where Buster is hiding in the apartment the shirt he is wearing matches the wallpaper to make him blend in more. Man, every time I find something new.

Chamberk
Jan 11, 2004

when there is nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire


Gooky McGook posted:

Regarding Happy Days alums, here's a line I just noticed:

Jessie the Publicist: [to George Michael] Daddy lost his shot at happy, and it's all your fault, Opie.
Narrator: Jessie had gone too far, and she had best watch her mouth.


Ron Howard's almost as much a character as the family.

"No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. We can't stress that enough."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



My favorite Ron Howard bit is when he keeps interjecting about the poor quality of the narration of the television movie about The Bluths, and the episode ends with him proclaiming,"And THAT is how you narrate a show!"

A Boring Story
Mar 27, 2008

We're not going to Catalina, are we?


A lot of my favorite moments come from Ron Howard's narration. I would actually count him as one of my favorite characters on the show.

GOB: I don't have a son...
Ron Howard: He does.
GOB: ...but if I did...

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



A Boring Story posted:

A lot of my favorite moments come from Ron Howard's narration. I would actually count him as one of my favorite characters on the show.

GOB: I don't have a son...
Ron Howard: He does.
GOB: ...but if I did...

Haha, that reminds me:

Maggie: Are you really that great of a guy? You'll raise another man's child?
Michael: I am, yeah, and I can.
Narrator: He wasn't, and he couldn't.

Might not be the exact words, but it was something along those lines.

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Seinfeld Reference
Jun 12, 2008


That reminds me of this:

Tobias: The Blue Man Group might need me, and I do deserve a fancy phone.
Narrator: They didnt...and he doesn't.

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