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Michael: Boy, the lengths you'll go to sleep with a woman. Gob: Believe me, we didn't do any sleeping. I had sex last night. Narrator: But he really didn't. Gob: Yes, I did.
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GOB: “It was one night of wild passion.” MICHAEL: “And yet, you didn’t notice her body?” GOB: “I like to look at the mirror.” MICHAEL: “That would be disgusting if you’d actually slept with her, but I don’t think you did.” GOB: “I Did! And it was disgusting!” NARRATOR: "They didn’t, but it would’ve been."
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Gene: Gene Parmesan. How are you doing? Lucille: Gene! Oh, Gene! Isn't he the best? Narrator: Gene was far from the best.
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During the Girls With Low Self-Esteem shoot during spring break: Lindsay: Stop it! You’ve got nothing to gain from that! Woman: That’s easy for you to say. You already have a hat!
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Tobias: Well, I am off to buy the perfect present. Maybe she’d like a suit like this. Narrator: That is her suit. Tobias: They probably don’t make it in a woman’s though. Narrator: They only make it in a woman’s. Narrator: The airport stairway vehicle was the last vestige of the Bluth family wealth. ...Also that House of Pies went out of business. By the way, does anyone go into laughing fits with their friends just from the stills they use when browsing through episodes on the DVDs? Timeless Appeal fucked around with this message at Aug 7, 2008 around 15:45 |
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Anmitzcuaca posted:There's tons on The-OP Don't call it that.
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Timeless Appeal posted:By the way, does anyone go into laughing fits with their friends just from the stills they use when browsing through episodes on the DVDs? Of course, what do you think we are, robots?
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Oh now you love the Ten Commandments.. and yet you're the one who so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father and honour no one above him unless it beith me... thy sweet lord."
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Blinn posted:Oh now you love the Ten Commandments.. and yet you're the one who so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father and honour no one above him unless it beith me... thy sweet lord." One moment that always destroys me is when George reminds Michael of the Biblical story of Gallant and... Goofeth... Ninja edit: poo poo, just reading my own post made me crack up. I love this show
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Blinn posted:Oh now you love the Ten Commandments.. and yet you're the one who so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father and honour no one above him unless it beith me... thy sweet lord." One of the great subtle jokes in the show is at the end of this episode, when Michael and George Michael are hiding behind the Ten Commandments.
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One of the bits that I love, but which doesn't seem to get mentioned much, is right at the end of episode 3.01 when Tobias' Blueman fixation and Barry's desperation come together.
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Where did the "O.C (don't call it that)" joke start? I remember the most notable time was: Tobias: I think he may have developed what we in the soft sciences refer to as Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, or "the O.C. disorder." Michael: Don't call it that. I think George Sr. says it too in a different episode, right before the family chicken dance?
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DocFrance posted:One of the great subtle jokes in the show is at the end of this episode, when Michael and George Michael are hiding behind the Ten Commandments.
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Ron Howard negation of whatever has been said on the show is loving hilarious. Tobias: If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. Narrator: But it wasn't.
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Jeff Wiiver posted:That moment hardly qualifies as "subtle". Relatively speaking. As in "the narrator didn't explain what they were doing." JUST LET ME FEEL SMART FOR FIGURING IT OUT BY MYSELF OK
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Pablo Bluth posted:One of the bits that I love, but which doesn't seem to get mentioned much, is right at the end of episode 3.01 when Tobias' Blueman fixation and Barry's desperation come together. Did someone say husband?
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"Oh, who remembers what happened?" "I do."
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Michael: How do you know her? G.O.B.: Met up with her after a show. Michael: And you did things with her? Narrator: He didn’t. G.O.B.: I did. Narrator: Well, if you consider crying like a girl doing something.
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In the episode with the Japanese investors, when Bob Loblaw says that someone in the room might be bugged, you can barely see one of the boom mics being lifted out of the way of the camera.
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DocFrance posted:In the episode with the Japanese investors, when Bob Loblaw says that someone in the room might be bugged, you can barely see one of the boom mics being lifted out of the way of the camera. Poor DocFrance, just catching up on all the joy.
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A Boring Story posted:A lot of my favorite moments come from Ron Howard's narration. I would actually count him as one of my favorite characters on the show.
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Soothing Vapors posted:I don't think the show would have been half as good without him. He really brings an amazing extra level to the show. Ron Howard is a hack director, but he really could have a very promising career as a narrator.
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Nihonniboku posted:Ron Howard is a hack director, but he really could have a very promising career as a narrator. What do you mean he's a hack? The guy is an academy award winning director.
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bettsta posted:Where did the "O.C (don't call it that)" joke start? I remember the most notable time was: I'm part of an "orphan court" committee at work and they constantly call it the O.C. Committee. My knee jerk reaction every time it comes up is, "Don't call it that"
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BDM05 posted:Poor DocFrance, just catching up on all the joy. Hey, I've only got a couple episodes left to go.
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The one line that still kills me no matter how many times I watch the show is when George is having his little born again moment in the attic, and he says to Michael "you're like those two brothers in the Bible. Gallant and... Goofuth." Tambor has the best cadence with those jokes that just trail off, just like when he gets shut into the Aztec Tomb while yelling "Why are you so ANGRY!?" and "I'm on mushrooms! I'm on bad...MUSHROOMS!"
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essaywhutman posted:What do you mean he's a hack? The guy is an academy award winning director. And undeservedly so. He won for A Beautiful Mind, a relatively average and somewhat dull movie that completely omitted major parts of John Nash's life, such as him being gay, racist, and an anti-Semite. Looking at his IMDB list, it becomes more obvious that rather than being a hack, he is simply hugely overrated.
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Nihonniboku posted:And undeservedly so. He won for A Beautiful Mind, a relatively average and somewhat dull movie that completely omitted major parts of John Nash's life, such as him being gay, racist, and an anti-Semite. Director does not equal writer.
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Jerusalem posted:I loved this joke even before I was told the ACTUAL joke, which I had missed. There's an episode where GOB is rubbing the employee's faces in the cost of his suit, which becomes more expensive as the episode goes on. "Oh sure, the guy in the $200 suit is gonna get his own photocopying! COME ON!" and "Oh sure, the guy in the $275 suit is gonna get potato crumbs on it, COME ONE!" and so forth. Which episode is this one from again? EDIT: Found it; Afternoon Delight. Happy Noodle Boy fucked around with this message at Aug 9, 2008 around 04:24 |
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Mr. Gone posted:The one line that still kills me no matter how many times I watch the show is when George is having his little born again moment in the attic, and he says to Michael "you're like those two brothers in the Bible. Gallant and... Jeffrey Tambor is flawless. "Weird kid."
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Discombobulator posted:Jeffrey Tambor is flawless. "I'm having a loving tea party, what's it look like? I'm living up here and if you tell anybody about it I will loving kill you. Aaaah, stop licking my hand you horse's rear end" I love how tragic his voice is when he says "You were just a turd out there, you were... a turd". What's that line again, who is he talking to? Now that I've thought of it I can't remember the context and it's not on IMDB.
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Discombobulator posted:Jeffrey Tambor is flawless. "I am not guil... I didn't want to tell you this. Are you ready for the bombshell?"
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fett_72 posted:I love how tragic his voice is when he says "You were just a turd out there, you were... a turd". He's talking to Buster, who's complaining about how he was never allowed to play organized sports as a kid.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:EDIT: Found it; Afternoon Delight. They’re laughing with me, Michael. They’re laughing with me..
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Pablo Bluth posted:That's got to be one of my favourite episodes; so many brilliant strands of joke that run through the episode that all come together in the final few minutes. ...where did she go?
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Lucille: What the hell was that?
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Oscar: The question is, how am I going to get it in her? I think I'll stick it in her brownie.
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DocFrance posted:Oscar: The question is, how am I going to get it in her? I think I'll stick it in her brownie. Hey!
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This show is the gift that just keeps on giving: Click here for the full 956x543 image.  Click here for the full 957x542 image.
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Discombobulator posted:Jeffrey Tambor is flawless. Hey, you’re not going to turn me in, are you? Because I had no idea there were sanctions against, uh, I-Iraq. You know, they-they sent me over there. They said, "Go build." I-I... Do I look like a criminal mastermind to you? How do you get this ham open? I can... I can’t get this ham open.
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