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RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


I've decided that one of my favorite episodes is 'Ocean Walker.' It's got Rita jumping up and down going 'Married married Married, okay night night'

This was the only episode of the Rita Arc i've actually really enjoyed. The Larry-Middle Man firing was incredible.

'Look at the mirror'
'Your fired'
'What?'
'This is how you tell me? In the middle of a wedding?'

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RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYVn...feature=related

Pretty funny video, just a bunch of clips set to music, but they're some of the best from the show.

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


Adrianics posted:

The 'twist' at the end fools me every single time.

(After Rita walks on water)

Michael: Was... That your trick, Gob?

Gob: No, Michael, that wasn't my trick.

Ron: On the next 'Arrested Development'...

Gob: ...It was my illusion!

'THERES SO MUCH FIRE'

'OH GOD, WHY AREN'T I GOING UNDERWATER'

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

"Wait a minute, that was your track, wasn't it?"
"No Michael, that wasn't my trick"
On the next Arrested Development
"It was my ILLUSION!"

Kills me every time.

E: BEATEN gently caress.

You know, i had only had seasons 1 and 2, and i bought three but never got to watch ALL of them, so this is the first time i saw the 'it was my illusion' line, and it slayed me.

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


Lucille: I'll have the Ike and Tina tuna.
Waitress: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


flyinsaucier posted:

This is one of my favorite Lucille quotes.

This, and the 'Belt to buckle, not your chair' one.

And it was mentioned in the other thread; Micheal's dead wife jokes are probably the best part of the show.


From 'SOB's'

"He pretends he's this great father all of the sudden, and acts like he's all worried about me, but just wants me to help him with his joke of his career. No wonder mom wanted out so bad."

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


Darkwing posted:

Lucille: You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.
Ah, that's funny. Because I was going to say, you might want to lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


Top Banana, i think?

Edit: Does anyone think they dropped the ball on the Steve Holt/Bluth revelation? They didn't really touch on it, except for a couple of quips here and there, and the episode 'Making a Stand.' Maybe they would've given that some closure had it not been canceled, but I wish they had.

RockShowLevel27 fucked around with this message at Aug 2, 2008 around 18:38

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


Leovinus posted:

Marta #1, no contest.

Are you this Hermano she's been seeing?

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


essaywhutman posted:

Don't get me wrong though. Patricia Velasquez, Marta #2, is gorgeous, just not in Arrested Development.





heck, she wasn't half bad in the Mummy Returns either:



This begs the question of why the writers decided to not only change the actress who played Marta, but make her look a little...um...homely in contrast to the original.

Girl next door vibe? Like, cute enough to make you look twice, but nothing unbelievable

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


she does this thing with a hard boiled egg. She pops it into her mouth, and squirts in a packet of mayonnaise. She calls it a Mayon-egg.

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


I just don't really know her....Your always hogging her. Don't be such an Ann-Hog

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


Magneto Rex posted:

Why don't you take Egg and go wait in the car?

Look who's on the hog behind us



GEORGE MICHAEL!

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


HOLY poo poo, I was watching 'Prison Break-In', when buster picks up his turtle, i didn't notice the turtles hand breaks off, that's pretty funny.

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


IroncladTomato posted:

It's amazing when you really look back at it: They planned de-handing him from the start basically.

I wish i could've sat in on the writers room. I could imagine this huge chalkboard with each character and key storylines to allude to in each episode.

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


Bob Loblaw posted:

I wish I could find the exact quote, but I really got a kick out of me telling Lindsey (I think), that I appealed to a younger, fresher client than Barry Zucker did, referring to the fact that that was exactly what he did when Chachi's role got so much larger on 'Happy Days'.

"Look, this is not the first time I’ve been brought in to replace Barry Zuckerkorn. I think I can do for you everything he did. Plus, skew younger. With juries and so forth."

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


Hatter106 posted:

I dunno, but there's something about those "FAMILY LOVE MICHAEL" banners that just crack me up like nothing else.

'MichaelLoveMarry' at the wedding Party

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


strwrsxprt posted:

I hope the possibility of an Arrested movie means we'll get a Blu-Ray release of the series. I'd love it if they went back and did some more commentary tracks. As it stands now, they're disappointingly sparse.

thats what i was trying to say earlier, but no one understood me haha.

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


I'm a simple man, with simple tastes.


So about a thousand 'Dr. Tobias Funke Analrapist' Business cards.


and maybe a notepad from the desk of Dr. Tobias Funke

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


You can always tell a Milford Man.

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


My girlfriend just texted me, declaring her love for GOB because he asked "Is the pound button 'Tic-Tac-Toe'" does anyone know what episode this is from? Also, why can GOB not operate a telephone?

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


I'm looking for a new AIM screen name, but i want something Arrested Development related.

Annyong and BobLobLaw were taken. Any ideas?

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


Inside Outside posted:

Analrapist, naturally.

i wouldn't want to upset family hahaha

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


I've always been a fan of the Rock/Paper/Scissors joke.


'GOB ran at Michael with scissors, who as always, chose Rock. The entire incident was covered by the paper

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


Jerk McJerkface posted:

Holy crap, I never caught that line before.

But rock sinks boat.

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


Darkwing posted:

Well, let's hope so.

He does this cute little thing with a hard boiled egg..

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


doctor thodt posted:

Maybe they're just removing them because things occasionally get removed from Hulu? I wouldn't look too far into it, I doubt it has anything to do with the movie and there's even less of a chance that a Blu-Ray set is on the horizon.

Yeah, they seem to be cutting down their video history in the past year, only having 5 episodes of 30 Rock, Chuck, etc. I'm more suprised they had the whole AD catalog for so long.

If it was due to the movie, I would imagine they would highlight the show on Hulu, not chip away at the library.

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


Tonight Tony Hale is going to be guest starring on Community. If you guys haven't seen the show yet, it rivals Arrested Development on jokes per minute and hilarious characters. 8pm at NBC

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


LividLiquid posted:

It was just an entirely different style of humor from the rest of the show, which was jarring for some. I can take it or leave it, though I've skipped it on binges a couple of times.

That has one of the best lines in the entire show though:

Tobias: Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
Michael: It's just there's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


You guys are stupid, Ready Aim Marry Me is hilarious, I just rewatched it, and sure it's out of place, but it's a gem.


"Body Chocolate?"

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


All Pig Be Slay posted:

What does he say? Something like George Michael get off her!!!!

GEORGE MICHAEL!
- 20 MILES TO LEGO LAND!

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


The Walrus posted:

What a great episode. Not only is it probably the only time in history a show has brought on a guest star for the sole purpose of making a pun, they did it TWICE.


edit: wait, three times.

Looks like we have a Hung Jury.

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


Leovinus posted:

That's probably my least favourite joke in the series. It only has one level.

But in context? Absolutly hilarious. You don't have to study the show, sometimes the best lines don't have 85 different allusions.

Speaking of, Don't use Poe.

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


SpacePig posted:

What about Chaucer?

Just not Poe, okay?

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


...of SCIENCE! posted:

Crossposting from CineD:


Click here for the full 587x800 image.



Oh Michael Bluth, you deserve so much better.

She calls it a Mayo-negg

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


I think I'm going to avoid this thread until the new episodes air. I really don't want to look at pictures and pretend I know what's going on haha

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


I love how GOB doesn't know how phones work.
"How do I call security?"
"Pound 00"
"Pound is tic tac toe right?"

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


In Mr.F when they go through the tunnel of love indubitably, I swear you can see Chuckie from child's play behind Michael.

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


Yoshifan823 posted:

I just realized that next month is the month. I'm moving on May 1st, and I highly suspect that my housewarming party is going to be an "Arrested Development Celebration" party.

Now I need to figure out how best to throw an Arrested Development party. Obviously I'll need a banner...

Serve cereal from under a fake turkey. It's a new house, I'm sure most of it is a home fill

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RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006


awesmoe posted:

So when those guys kept saying ‘Hey you, boy,’ that was me? I was the boy?”

Talk you off what, Pop-pop?

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