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I killed a baby. submitted by Pvt Ronald Tepplin of Worthington Heights, MI
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:20 |
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i cry myself to sleep every night Sgt. Paul Jackson, USMC
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:21 |
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<commanding officer> told me to perform <some stupid demeaning command>. So then I <75-word description of humorous slant on command>. You should have seen his face! Submitted by <non-commissioned gently caress-wit>
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:23 |
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I wanted a sir sandwich, not a sir club sandwich!
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:24 |
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Nothing will ever make the dreams stop. I sometimes wake up in the night, screaming, only to found out I've been beating at my wife. I constantly think I have lost my gun when out in public and get panic attacks in the grocery store. I will never be the same. Submitted by Pvt. Jay Adams
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:24 |
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I called in a humvee from HQ, 2 clicks out from where we were and when the drat thing arrives the humdinger is outta gas! so i get the SOB inside, tell him his CO will here about this FU and all the GIs are like 'Hell yes!' when out of nowhere two bogies come in from NNW with IDEs and sure enough we put them in their place. Guess they didn't know their place was tied to the back of our hummer!' Sgt Squires, NJ
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:24 |
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so who else is watching generation kill i gotta pick up the book to that this series owns
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:25 |
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Oh god those Iraqis are THROWING ROCKS AT ME TAKE THIS YOU loving GODLESS HAJIS *starts shooting indescriminately into the crowd* MOTHERFUCKERRRR loving DIE!! THIS IS FOR FREEDOM!!!!! heh. they deserved it right fellas? Nelson Mandingo fucked around with this message at Aug 9, 2008 around 05:28 |
| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:26 |
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I would have given my right arm to fight for my country's freedom. I didn't know they'd take up my offer! Pvt T. S. McIntire
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:26 |
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I broke down in the toothpaste aisle at Target. -some goon soldier
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:26 |
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Mom saiys Im real strong and i have to protet my family and usa. Its hard in iraq but liek it. I mis my doggie. Lt. Timble Buthers, Idaho, WI
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:28 |
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Meursault Horny posted:Mom saiys Im real strong and i have to protet my family and usa. Its hard in iraq but liek it. I mis my doggie.
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:35 |
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*rocking, muttering* Lance Cpl. Adam Richards, Missoula MT
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:37 |
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I was in the checkout line at the 7/11 in full uniform (was about to head back to the barracks) and some guy behind me says 'You're kidding! A real soldier! And he's not even murdering anyone!' So I whip around and sure enough there's the smuggest looking long-haired 20-something I've ever seen in my life. If you could only have seen his face, I would have puked if it weren't for my training and experience in war zones. 'You know people like me are fighting for your right to say stupid things like that while you complain, right?' I say to him, looking straight into his beady little shiteye. 'No,' he says to me, 'the war with Iraq which I assume you're referring to is an illegal invasion based on false evidence and lies that allow Bush to get some kind of revenge on the guy his dad started a fight with twenty years ago. Over a million Iraqis are dead, four thousand American troops killed in action, all in an attempt to win a petty fight with a sad mad dictator.' So I punched him in the face. Man, what a fag! Cpl. Marcus Dent, NY
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:38 |
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ANTEATER 4 PREZ posted:I would have given my right arm to fight for my country's freedom. I didn't know they'd take up my offer! My arms flew across the entire forward base and BOY WERE THEY TIRED.... Pvt. Master Chief
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:38 |
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Clinton DYNASTY posted:My arms flew across the entire forward base and BOY WERE THEY TIRED.... lmao
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:39 |
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Talk about expensive, the Iraq War cost me an arm and a leg!
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:39 |
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Sometimes I sit at the foot of the bed for hours at a time with a pistol in my mouth, wondering if I would feel any pain. Sgt. Brian Dooley, Pasadena CA
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:40 |
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When I was a cadet we used to sneak out of patrol duty and take a road trip to the Big Easy for some cocktails. What a hoot! Name withheld by request, Crawford, TX
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:40 |
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And I said, "You're drat right I ordered the code red!"
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:41 |
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Dear Penthouse, LCpl Jackson, PA
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:42 |
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Christmas Jones posted:And I said, "You're drat right I ordered the code red!" but then I realized in the confusion of adjusting to civilian life, it was ME on the other side of that drive thru window
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:42 |
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TuxRacer69 posted:so who else is watching generation kill The book was adapted very well to the show.
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:42 |
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Clinton DYNASTY posted:but then I realized in the confusion of adjusting to civilian life, it was ME on the other side of that drive thru window ahaha
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:45 |
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While in the Army, my daughter Jill was raped on multiple occassions. During one session, the sergeant said to her, "Before you tell on me, ask yourself, what would your mother think?" Jill replied, "Sergeant, there's a problem with that." "What is it?" "If I listened to what my mother had to say, I wouldn't have joined the Army in the first place."
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:56 |
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dear reader's digest i am... in a world... of poo poo
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:56 |
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Meursault Horny posted:Mom saiys Im real strong and i have to protet my family and usa. Its hard in iraq but liek it. I mis my doggie. lol
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:57 |
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Cellophane S posted:lol that post actually depressed the poo poo out of me
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:58 |
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Clinton DYNASTY posted:that post actually depressed the poo poo out of me yeah but in a funny way!
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 05:59 |
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Cellophane S posted:yeah but in a funny way! they really are all monsters aren't they like if they're not tom berenger in platoon they're the rapists in deliverance
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 06:02 |
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Clinton DYNASTY posted:they really are all monsters aren't they hahah i don't really think they're all monsters, I find less fault with the troops themselves than I do their leaders but they still do some heinous things
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 06:06 |
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TuxRacer69 posted:so who else is watching generation kill seconding also reading the book nathaniel fick wrote, its amusing how their attitudes change between 9/11 and beginning of generation kill
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 06:08 |
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Meursault Horny posted:Mom saiys Im real strong and i have to protet my family and usa. Its hard in iraq but liek it. I mis my doggie.
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 06:08 |
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My commander put me and some buddies on dog duty. The wild dogs are a real problem, and there's no real Iraqi animal control right now. Well we decided to have some fun by throwing cute little puppies off of cliffs and video taping it to share the laughs. Now I'm famous on the internet!
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 06:12 |
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After we took over the main Airport and setup we were running letting the Haitians in a few at a time to get clean water since their own water supply was so polluted. A giant line was formed just outside our wire and we had a squad rotation to pull guard on the entrance. I was about to go outside the wire for a patrol and I saw a few of 3rd squad handing over bottles of Gatorade to the kids. I thought it was pretty nice of them to give up their gatorade that we had picked up when we traveled down on the carrier. Then I saw some of the kids drinking it and start vomiting and crying and convulsing. The loving rednecks in that squad thought it would be soooo funny to either fill the bottles with urine or spray pepper spray in the bottles and close them up and hand them out.
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 06:19 |
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This Pole comes up to me the other day and starts complaining that he has this terrible gas, so I say "NOT YET YOU DON'T!!" SS-Gefreiter Hans Jürgs, Oświęcim, PO
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 06:19 |
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We got some intel on a possible terrorist hideout just outside of basra. It was my first time into combat, so I was more than a little tense. The intel suggested five people inside armed with assault rifles. We secured a perimeter silently and I had to breach the door. The door exploded off it's hinges and this high pitched squeal started sounding. Through the smoke, I squeezed of three shots at the noise, and it went quiet. A couple shots came from behind me, and I whirled around to see a woman about 60 years old holding a rifle. I shot her three times and she went down. I looked back and saw a small girl lying on the floor, bleeding out. I had shot an 8 year old child. I killed her grandmother for trying to protect her. I pulled the little girl into the street and shouted to a medic, but no one came. Three humvee's rolled by as I watched the life fade from the little girl. She looked scared. I came back three months later having never been injured, but I died that day, bleeding out of the little girl and soaking into the sand. pvt. I jacobson
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 06:27 |
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QwertyAsher posted:We got some intel on a possible terrorist hideout just outside of basra. It was my first time into combat, so I was more than a little tense. The intel suggested five people inside armed with assault rifles. We secured a perimeter silently and I had to breach the door. The door exploded off it's hinges and this high pitched squeal started sounding. Through the smoke, I squeezed of three shots at the noise, and it went quiet. A couple shots came from behind me, and I whirled around to see a woman about 60 years old holding a rifle. I shot her three times and she went down. I looked back and saw a small girl lying on the floor, bleeding out. lol
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 06:28 |
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holy loving 
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| # ? Aug 9, 2008 06:29 |
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I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream, it's my nightmare. Crawling, slipping along the edge of a straight razor and surviving....But we must kill them, we must incinerate them, pig after pig, cow after cow, village after village, army after army, and they call me an assassin. What do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin? They lie. They lie and we have to be merciful for those who lie, for those nabobs. I hate them. I do hate them. Col Walter E. Kurtz, undisclosed location
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