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Arkannoyed
Oct 31, 2003

If you're dissatisfied, disappear.

I'm watching the calendar short and decided to save this frame because I am literally a child.

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A GLISTENING HODOR
Aug 8, 2009

lemoncakes?
lemoncakes?
fucking lemoncakes?
stop POSTING about FUCKING LEMONCAKES


Was seriously expecting a screencap of the epic Camel Toe and Fruit Bowl on display in that short.

Arkannoyed
Oct 31, 2003

If you're dissatisfied, disappear.

I just love his smugness. "That's thirty-one centimeters, ladies!"

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Calendar Girl was kind of hot, but in a somewhat odd way. Such as when she randomly tilted her head at one point, for no discernable reason, while the little kid was talking.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Arkannoyed posted:

Don't be such a Benedict, man.

Leave Robert Denby alone!



(I just watched Devil Doll the other day and have been waiting for the perfect opportunity to bust that out.)

Rirse
May 6, 2006


Ensign_Ricky posted:

Leave Robert Denby alone!



(I just watched Devil Doll the other day and have been waiting for the perfect opportunity to bust that out.)

Isn't this line originally from "Riding With Death"?

Sneaksie Taffer
Sep 21, 2009



Yes. The second episode--I mean half-- of the movie revolved around Sam finding Robert Denby. "I need to find out why I'm considered as elusive as him."

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Sneaksie Taffer posted:

Yes. The second episode--I mean half-- of the movie revolved around Sam finding Robert Denby. "I need to find out why I'm considered as elusive as him."

But a few episodes later, William Sylvester shows up in Devil Doll, so Mike starts admonishing him again.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


I forgot to post this story the other day.

I actually mentioned SatICB to my mother-in-law on Christmas Eve...and she stated it sounded familiar.

"About twenty minutes in it suddenly stops being about Santa."

"OH poo poo! Is that the one where it just cuts to some poo poo about Thumbelina?!?!?"

Rageaholic Monkey
May 31, 2005

the sea was angry that day, my friends


Watched Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny a few hours ago.

There really is no better explanation for it than

It also felt the closest to MST3k because it was so utterly loving bizarre, released a few decades ago and probably not made to appeal to wide audiences.

Exquisite Dead Guy
Oct 27, 2007

Let's not resort to name-calling.


"Ahhh that familiar Santa line: 'We've established that.. uhh, we will try to make it, won't we?'"

Was the guy playing Santa completely drunk, or just partially?

That "movie" was so goddamn demented. And I'm fairly certain they narrowly avoided killing that dog with their reckless mascot jalopy driving antics. It's also not shocking to me this guy made sleazy sex movies. I know I felt kind of dirty watching the Thumbelina segment.

At any rate, this was the funniest thing I've seen yet from Rifftrax. I hope there are more like this in the future. Twilight and Transformers riffing is great and all, but I do prefer them riffing on old bizarre poo poo like this.

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007



Exquisite Dead Guy posted:

"Ahhh that familiar Santa line: 'We've established that.. uhh, we will try to make it, won't we?'"

Was the guy playing Santa completely drunk, or just partially?

The audio was dubbed in after the fact, just like Manos, right? That's the crazy thing: That even with the ability to record that audio as many times as you wanted, that was the take they thought was best.

muscles like this?
Jan 17, 2005

BOGGLE?



Robert Denby posted:

Rifftrax just released a new short, 'Courtesy - A Good Eggsample'. It's from the director of 'Library World' and 'The Adventures of Pluto Nash.' It's also entirely pointless.

Such an odd short, it really REALLY has nothing to do with Courtesy and just seems like it was made as an excuse to film a stop motion short with eggs. The only message about being courteous is that you should do it because otherwise you're going to crack your loving skull open on the playground and everyone will leave you to die.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.


I saw the Ice Cream Bunny in my dream last night. Dead eyes, telling me to kill...

Pooned
Dec 28, 2005

Eye contact counters everything


You can start with me. It would ease the pain.

XxGirlKisserxX
Mar 16, 2009



Yeah. That one is right up there with the Batwomen movie in terms of utter incomprehensibility. Why was Huck Finn wearing a Hawaiian shirt with cut-off sleeves

MrMidnight
Aug 2, 2006

My name is Max, hope you've enjoyed the show.


bananasinpajamas posted:

Yeah. That one is right up there with the Batwomen movie in terms of utter incomprehensibility. Why was Huck Finn wearing a Hawaiian shirt with cut-off sleeves

I watched this with my Dad over the holidays and its become our new Manos: Hands of Fate. I still laugh every time I think of "Look at me, I'm a loving mole!"

Kojiro
Aug 11, 2003

Abraca-bloody-dabra.

Watched Ice Cream Bunny with some of my friends, by the final titular scene one of my friends was laughing so hard he was actually getting a headache. Every time they did the HNEEH HNEEEH HNEEEEEEHHH noise he laughed even harder, I was honestly getting worried about what happens to a person that laughs too much. Best one yet, easily.

Gozinbulx
Feb 19, 2004


Yeah I saw this. Absolute insanity, reminded me of the best days of mst3k. I wish more were like this.

gregday
May 23, 2003


I really thought that horse had a decent shot at moving the sleigh, if they had put in just a little more effort.

Sheldrake
Jul 19, 2006


gregday posted:

I really thought that horse had a decent shot at moving the sleigh, if they had put in just a little more effort.

It's the lingering questions like this that really drive you mad.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007

Two personal bests...

New Short:
The Being On Time Game

The thrilling sequel to the rhyming classic The Following Instructions Game, and of the same great quality you'd expect from Alfred Higgins Productions.

Mr. Mack is back.

Robert Denby fucked around with this message at Jan 6, 2011 around 06:44

Arkannoyed
Oct 31, 2003

If you're dissatisfied, disappear.

Robert Denby posted:

New Short:
The Being On Time Game

The thrilling sequel to the rhyming classic The Following Instructions Game, and of the same great quality you'd expect from Alfred Higgins Productions.

Mr. Mack is back.

Is he ever! Still not sure if "Cindy" is really a girl, but that may just be because I watched Hor-RIFF-ic's iriff of Sleepaway Camp yesterday.

gregday
May 23, 2003


I got to subject my friend to the Ice Cream Bunny last night to break in my brand new HDTV. I've probably cursed it eternally by making that the first thing watched on it. About 3/4 through Thumbelina he didn't think he could take it any more, but the payoff at the end was worth it. I think his brain was hurting all night trying to figure out what kind of mental patient made this. That was the best Rifftrax ever, and even better than most MST3Ks.

A GLISTENING HODOR
Aug 8, 2009

lemoncakes?
lemoncakes?
fucking lemoncakes?
stop POSTING about FUCKING LEMONCAKES


If you haven't seen it, the short "More Dangerous than Dynamite" is a PSA for housewives telling them NOT to wash their clothes... in gasoline.

Apparently there was a sharp rise in explosions and house fires and women being burned to death at the time because the trendy new thing was washing your clothes... in gasoline.


Our grandparents were loving stupid.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007

Two personal bests...

Tony Danza Claus posted:

If you haven't seen it, the short "More Dangerous than Dynamite" is a PSA for housewives telling them NOT to wash their clothes... in gasoline.

Apparently there was a sharp rise in explosions and house fires and women being burned to death at the time because the trendy new thing was washing your clothes... in gasoline.


Our grandparents were loving stupid.

I really have to ask... during the depression, was soap or any kind of cleaning supply simply impossible to find or cost $900 a pop? What in god's name would compel people to do something this insanely and obviously dangerous every time they needed to wash their clothes?

And also, why would you show off how safe and fireproof a dry cleaning service is by showing a staged scene where it appears one of the employees is injured or killed in a fire at said facility?



EDIT: This was one of three shorts shown before the live show of Reefer Madness. Anyone know what happened to the other two, or why a DVD of the live show has yet to be announced?

EDIT 2:

muscles like this? posted:

The point was that they were doing their own version of "dry cleaning" at home. They weren't just doing it for fun or because they didn't have soap.
I should have phrased that 'dry cleaning', but the question still stands... in any era, in any economic condition, why risk the potential serious injury or death of not only yourself but those around you, and your house burning to the ground just for clean clothes?

Robert Denby fucked around with this message at Jan 9, 2011 around 00:31

IUG
Jul 14, 2007

Without me, there is no mission.
I am the mission!


The Christmas Shorts Live show broadcasted around halfway through December and was available for purchase halfway around March, so about 3 months if that's any indication, however we should have had Reefer Madness by now then, and should be getting HoHH soon, by that logic.

muscles like this?
Jan 17, 2005

BOGGLE?



Robert Denby posted:

I really have to ask... during the depression, was soap or any kind of cleaning supply simply impossible to find or cost $900 a pop? What in god's name would compel people to do something this insanely and obviously dangerous every time they needed to wash their clothes?

And also, why would you show off how safe and fireproof a dry cleaning service is by showing a staged scene where it appears one of the employees is injured or killed in a fire at said facility?



EDIT: This was one of three shorts shown before the live show of Reefer Madness. Anyone know what happened to the other two, or why a DVD of the live show has yet to be announced?

The point was that they were doing their own version of "dry cleaning" at home. They weren't just doing it for fun or because they didn't have soap.

Rirse
May 6, 2006


The new video posted on Rifftrax's Youtube feed reveals that next month Inception and Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix will get riffed.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Human beings in the mire
What's a mire to a King?
What's a King to a God?
What's a God to a nonbeliever
Who don't believe in anything?


Rirse posted:

The new video posted on Rifftrax's Youtube feed reveals that next month Inception...will get riffed.

Looks like this thread's about to get 900 posts bigger.

A GLISTENING HODOR
Aug 8, 2009

lemoncakes?
lemoncakes?
fucking lemoncakes?
stop POSTING about FUCKING LEMONCAKES


Inception really deserves it, though. It is so far up it's own loving rear end it's unbelievable.

Yeah. I went there.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007

Two personal bests...

Tony Danza Claus posted:

Inception really deserves it, though. It is so far up it's own loving rear end it's unbelievable.

Yeah. I went there.

As much as I liked Inception, as soon as the repeated cutaways to the van falling off the bridge in slow motion started happening I thought, "Yeah, this'll be fun with Rifftrax."

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Tony Danza Claus posted:

Inception really deserves it, though. It is so far up it's own loving rear end it's unbelievable.

Yeah. I went there.

So is this the "cool" opinion now?

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

They're also releasing a couple of DVDs of short compilations, although they didn't say anything about the last couple Live Shows.

EL Skirvo
Jun 17, 2006


I think Doctor Thunder is probably the best modeler alive today, I just really love all his work.


Tony Danza Claus posted:

If you haven't seen it, the short "More Dangerous than Dynamite" is a PSA for housewives telling them NOT to wash their clothes... in gasoline.

Apparently there was a sharp rise in explosions and house fires and women being burned to death at the time because the trendy new thing was washing your clothes... in gasoline.


Our grandparents were loving stupid.

Steam valves are for losers.... pans of gasoline baby!

muscles like this?
Jan 17, 2005

BOGGLE?



That pooping monkey announcement video is pretty funny.

Rirse
May 6, 2006


muscles like this? posted:

That pooping monkey announcement video is pretty funny.

I like how they made fun of that water sports short they randomly included in the Christmas Show.

muscles like this?
Jan 17, 2005

BOGGLE?



My favorite part is the second guy asking for the $2 million raise and the monkey approving it so Mike is all "congratulations on the raise."

A GLISTENING HODOR
Aug 8, 2009

lemoncakes?
lemoncakes?
fucking lemoncakes?
stop POSTING about FUCKING LEMONCAKES


GreenNight posted:

So is this the "cool" opinion now?

When you're cool you don't have to ask those kinds of questions.

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


Exquisite Dead Guy posted:

"Ahhh that familiar Santa line: 'We've established that.. uhh, we will try to make it, won't we?'"

Was the guy playing Santa completely drunk, or just partially?

That "movie" was so goddamn demented. And I'm fairly certain they narrowly avoided killing that dog with their reckless mascot jalopy driving antics. It's also not shocking to me this guy made sleazy sex movies. I know I felt kind of dirty watching the Thumbelina segment.

At any rate, this was the funniest thing I've seen yet from Rifftrax. I hope there are more like this in the future. Twilight and Transformers riffing is great and all, but I do prefer them riffing on old bizarre poo poo like this.

When they're going through the bacteria-laden pools at Pirates World there's tracks from the previous takes of Ice Cream Bunny loving up driving down that road. It makes me wonder just how many times Ice Cream Bunny drove at 3 miles an hour down that stupid dirt road before he stopped running off the path/throwing children off the car/running over the dog.

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