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I'm watching the calendar short and decided to save this frame because I am literally a child.
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| # ? Dec 29, 2010 21:29 |
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Was seriously expecting a screencap of the epic Camel Toe and Fruit Bowl on display in that short.
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| # ? Dec 29, 2010 22:36 |
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I just love his smugness. "That's thirty-one centimeters, ladies!"
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| # ? Dec 29, 2010 23:00 |
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Calendar Girl was kind of hot, but in a somewhat odd way. Such as when she randomly tilted her head at one point, for no discernable reason, while the little kid was talking.
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| # ? Dec 30, 2010 00:45 |
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Arkannoyed posted:Don't be such a Benedict, man. Leave Robert Denby alone! (I just watched Devil Doll the other day and have been waiting for the perfect opportunity to bust that out.)
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| # ? Dec 30, 2010 01:42 |
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Leave Robert Denby alone! Isn't this line originally from "Riding With Death"?
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| # ? Dec 30, 2010 01:47 |
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Yes. The second episode--I mean half-- of the movie revolved around Sam finding Robert Denby. "I need to find out why I'm considered as elusive as him."
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| # ? Dec 30, 2010 02:40 |
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Sneaksie Taffer posted:Yes. The second episode--I mean half-- of the movie revolved around Sam finding Robert Denby. "I need to find out why I'm considered as elusive as him." But a few episodes later, William Sylvester shows up in Devil Doll, so Mike starts admonishing him again.
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| # ? Dec 30, 2010 03:47 |
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I forgot to post this story the other day. I actually mentioned SatICB to my mother-in-law on Christmas Eve...and she stated it sounded familiar. "About twenty minutes in it suddenly stops being about Santa." "OH poo poo! Is that the one where it just cuts to some poo poo about Thumbelina?!?!?"
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| # ? Dec 30, 2010 10:11 |
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Watched Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny a few hours ago. There really is no better explanation for it than It also felt the closest to MST3k because it was so utterly loving bizarre, released a few decades ago and probably not made to appeal to wide audiences.
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| # ? Dec 31, 2010 06:50 |
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"Ahhh that familiar Santa line: 'We've established that.. uhh, we will try to make it, won't we?'" Was the guy playing Santa completely drunk, or just partially? That "movie" was so goddamn demented. And I'm fairly certain they narrowly avoided killing that dog with their reckless mascot jalopy driving antics. It's also not shocking to me this guy made sleazy sex movies. I know I felt kind of dirty watching the Thumbelina segment. At any rate, this was the funniest thing I've seen yet from Rifftrax. I hope there are more like this in the future. Twilight and Transformers riffing is great and all, but I do prefer them riffing on old bizarre poo poo like this.
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| # ? Dec 31, 2010 07:22 |
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Exquisite Dead Guy posted:"Ahhh that familiar Santa line: 'We've established that.. uhh, we will try to make it, won't we?'" The audio was dubbed in after the fact, just like Manos, right? That's the crazy thing: That even with the ability to record that audio as many times as you wanted, that was the take they thought was best.
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| # ? Dec 31, 2010 08:37 |
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Robert Denby posted:Rifftrax just released a new short, 'Courtesy - A Good Eggsample'. It's from the director of 'Library World' and 'The Adventures of Pluto Nash.' It's also entirely pointless. Such an odd short, it really REALLY has nothing to do with Courtesy and just seems like it was made as an excuse to film a stop motion short with eggs. The only message about being courteous is that you should do it because otherwise you're going to crack your loving skull open on the playground and everyone will leave you to die.
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| # ? Dec 31, 2010 12:08 |
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I saw the Ice Cream Bunny in my dream last night. Dead eyes, telling me to kill...
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| # ? Jan 2, 2011 05:47 |
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You can start with me. It would ease the pain.
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| # ? Jan 5, 2011 20:07 |
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Yeah. That one is right up there with the Batwomen movie in terms of utter incomprehensibility. Why was Huck Finn wearing a Hawaiian shirt with cut-off sleeves
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| # ? Jan 5, 2011 20:26 |
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bananasinpajamas posted:Yeah. That one is right up there with the Batwomen movie in terms of utter incomprehensibility. Why was Huck Finn wearing a Hawaiian shirt with cut-off sleeves I watched this with my Dad over the holidays and its become our new Manos: Hands of Fate. I still laugh every time I think of "Look at me, I'm a loving mole!"
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| # ? Jan 5, 2011 21:29 |
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Watched Ice Cream Bunny with some of my friends, by the final titular scene one of my friends was laughing so hard he was actually getting a headache. Every time they did the HNEEH HNEEEH HNEEEEEEHHH noise he laughed even harder, I was honestly getting worried about what happens to a person that laughs too much. Best one yet, easily.
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| # ? Jan 5, 2011 22:11 |
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Yeah I saw this. Absolute insanity, reminded me of the best days of mst3k. I wish more were like this.
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| # ? Jan 5, 2011 23:35 |
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I really thought that horse had a decent shot at moving the sleigh, if they had put in just a little more effort.
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| # ? Jan 5, 2011 23:39 |
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gregday posted:I really thought that horse had a decent shot at moving the sleigh, if they had put in just a little more effort. It's the lingering questions like this that really drive you mad.
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| # ? Jan 6, 2011 01:19 |
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New Short: The Being On Time Game The thrilling sequel to the rhyming classic The Following Instructions Game, and of the same great quality you'd expect from Alfred Higgins Productions. Mr. Mack is back. Robert Denby fucked around with this message at Jan 6, 2011 around 06:44 |
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Robert Denby posted:New Short: Is he ever! Still not sure if "Cindy" is really a girl, but that may just be because I watched Hor-RIFF-ic's iriff of Sleepaway Camp yesterday.
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| # ? Jan 6, 2011 19:35 |
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I got to subject my friend to the Ice Cream Bunny last night to break in my brand new HDTV. I've probably cursed it eternally by making that the first thing watched on it. About 3/4 through Thumbelina he didn't think he could take it any more, but the payoff at the end was worth it. I think his brain was hurting all night trying to figure out what kind of mental patient made this. That was the best Rifftrax ever, and even better than most MST3Ks.
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| # ? Jan 8, 2011 19:22 |
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If you haven't seen it, the short "More Dangerous than Dynamite" is a PSA for housewives telling them NOT to wash their clothes... in gasoline. Apparently there was a sharp rise in explosions and house fires and women being burned to death at the time because the trendy new thing was washing your clothes... in gasoline. Our grandparents were loving stupid.
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| # ? Jan 8, 2011 20:50 |
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Tony Danza Claus posted:If you haven't seen it, the short "More Dangerous than Dynamite" is a PSA for housewives telling them NOT to wash their clothes... in gasoline. I really have to ask... during the depression, was soap or any kind of cleaning supply simply impossible to find or cost $900 a pop? What in god's name would compel people to do something this insanely and obviously dangerous every time they needed to wash their clothes? And also, why would you show off how safe and fireproof a dry cleaning service is by showing a staged scene where it appears one of the employees is injured or killed in a fire at said facility? EDIT: This was one of three shorts shown before the live show of Reefer Madness. Anyone know what happened to the other two, or why a DVD of the live show has yet to be announced? EDIT 2: muscles like this? posted:The point was that they were doing their own version of "dry cleaning" at home. They weren't just doing it for fun or because they didn't have soap. Robert Denby fucked around with this message at Jan 9, 2011 around 00:31 |
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The Christmas Shorts Live show broadcasted around halfway through December and was available for purchase halfway around March, so about 3 months if that's any indication, however we should have had Reefer Madness by now then, and should be getting HoHH soon, by that logic.
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Robert Denby posted:I really have to ask... during the depression, was soap or any kind of cleaning supply simply impossible to find or cost $900 a pop? What in god's name would compel people to do something this insanely and obviously dangerous every time they needed to wash their clothes? The point was that they were doing their own version of "dry cleaning" at home. They weren't just doing it for fun or because they didn't have soap.
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| # ? Jan 8, 2011 23:26 |
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The new video posted on Rifftrax's Youtube feed reveals that next month Inception and Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix will get riffed.
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| # ? Jan 14, 2011 00:37 |
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Rirse posted:The new video posted on Rifftrax's Youtube feed reveals that next month Inception...will get riffed. Looks like this thread's about to get 900 posts bigger.
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| # ? Jan 14, 2011 01:34 |
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Inception really deserves it, though. It is so far up it's own loving rear end it's unbelievable. Yeah. I went there.
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| # ? Jan 14, 2011 05:03 |
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Inception really deserves it, though. It is so far up it's own loving rear end it's unbelievable. As much as I liked Inception, as soon as the repeated cutaways to the van falling off the bridge in slow motion started happening I thought, "Yeah, this'll be fun with Rifftrax."
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Inception really deserves it, though. It is so far up it's own loving rear end it's unbelievable. So is this the "cool" opinion now?
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| # ? Jan 14, 2011 15:10 |
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They're also releasing a couple of DVDs of short compilations, although they didn't say anything about the last couple Live Shows.
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Tony Danza Claus posted:If you haven't seen it, the short "More Dangerous than Dynamite" is a PSA for housewives telling them NOT to wash their clothes... in gasoline. Steam valves are for losers.... pans of gasoline baby!
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| # ? Jan 14, 2011 16:07 |
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That pooping monkey announcement video is pretty funny.
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| # ? Jan 14, 2011 22:24 |
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muscles like this? posted:That pooping monkey announcement video is pretty funny. I like how they made fun of that water sports short they randomly included in the Christmas Show.
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| # ? Jan 14, 2011 22:33 |
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My favorite part is the second guy asking for the $2 million raise and the monkey approving it so Mike is all "congratulations on the raise."
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| # ? Jan 14, 2011 22:37 |
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GreenNight posted:So is this the "cool" opinion now? When you're cool you don't have to ask those kinds of questions.
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Exquisite Dead Guy posted:"Ahhh that familiar Santa line: 'We've established that.. uhh, we will try to make it, won't we?'" When they're going through the bacteria-laden pools at Pirates World there's tracks from the previous takes of Ice Cream Bunny loving up driving down that road. It makes me wonder just how many times Ice Cream Bunny drove at 3 miles an hour down that stupid dirt road before he stopped running off the path/throwing children off the car/running over the dog.
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