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Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

snikrepkire posted:

Just click that pic and it opens up 2200 wide.

maybe if you are a human being with a AYB profile. True pros work off of facebook

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Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
#3 would smoke a bigass blunt with you I bet. High sex owns

Very Strange Things
May 21, 2008

MAH POKEYMANS posted:

maybe if you are a human being with a AYB profile. True pros work off of facebook

So very sorry, I human being that it was an account site.

edit: please hold

EDIT: Dead link. It was 2 mb so I didn't feel like hosting it anymore.

I'm taking that down in a few, so rehost it on your fagbook pro page.

Very Strange Things fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Aug 26, 2008

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

snikrepkire posted:

So very sorry, I human being that it was an account site.

I think this forum is only for getting girls you queer

A fist pumper
Oct 3, 2007

by Fragmaster

MAH POKEYMANS posted:

maybe if you are a human being with a AYB profile. True pros work off of 420 IcYHoTsTunTaZ4uMz 420

Castlevania
Aug 21, 2007

by Fistgrrl
What the gently caress

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

snikrepkire posted:

So very sorry, I human being that it was an account site.

edit: please hold

Duck From Mexico Loves All the AYB Ladies

I'm taking that down in a few, so rehost it on your fagbook pro page.

go pickup some more curvy goon girls.

Omglosser
Sep 2, 2007

I thought voyeurism was supposed to be a personal thing

Prof Eli ASSBLASTER
May 30, 2007

by Fragmaster


Xanthosis
Apr 28, 2006

“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first,
Congrats on your ban OP! Hoooray!

Loveline
Dec 30, 2005

David Copperfield posted:



:swoon:

EggingstinFeh
Apr 17, 2008

by The Finn
Oh man. Such a great fakepost. If not :wtc:

(seriously hope you got those photos off GIS or something because otherwise thats just loving creepy)

IHAVECAPSLOCKON
Mar 19, 2008
No guys, its ok. He doesn't like the skanky ones.

ButchDeadlift
May 7, 2005

People will say we're in love...
As a woman, I find this sub-forum incredibly creepy. As a goon, I find it loving hilarious. I think the serious PUA posts to ironic, piss-takers ratio will eventually decide which feeling wins out.

A fist pumper
Oct 3, 2007

by Fragmaster
PROJECT CODENAME... METAL GEAR?

A fist pumper
Oct 3, 2007

by Fragmaster
if anyone else needs to get a shitpost out of their system like i did above feel free, thats what this threads for

Gourd of Taste
Sep 11, 2006

by Ralp

ButchDeadlift posted:

As a woman, I find this sub-forum incredibly creepy. As a goon, I find it loving hilarious. I think the serious PUA posts to ironic, piss-takers ratio will eventually decide which feeling wins out.

so you're a woman, but you're a goon. All told you're not really any better than anyone in here, and worse than me. Consider this carefully.

ButchDeadlift
May 7, 2005

People will say we're in love...

Lord of Space posted:

so you're a woman, but you're a goon. All told you're not really any better than anyone in here, and worse than me. Consider this carefully.

You call that a neg? Psh, my grandmother negs better than that on her dialysis machine.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

ButchDeadlift posted:

As a woman, I find this sub-forum incredibly creepy. As a goon, I find it loving hilarious. I think the serious PUA posts to ironic, piss-takers ratio will eventually decide which feeling wins out.

I will treat you right for a few hours then liquor you up and gently caress you so hard. Honestly i don't care if you are ugly because you will be in a cab back to your place before any of my roommates can even see you. The only memories anyone will have of you at my place is your moans of pleasure that will resonate through the halls

WET BUTT
Mar 11, 2005

xpistos posted:

*takes pics of random girls on the street*

ah yes..this is only the beginning

Daktari
May 30, 2006

As men in rage strike those that wish them best,
I'm a creepy stalker as well, but I cant be bothered to make a thread about it.

Z.S. Ghost
Jan 1, 2008

Odd Fire Wolf Gang
I keep buying canned goods from the same cashier. She's so hot. No pics cuz that'd be tough to sneak by, but give me a day or two and I'll try to get her when she's not looking.

Un-witty name
Mar 5, 2002

by Fragmaster
i sneak up to strange girls and hold their hands while they're not looking

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Why are people voting this down? The clear answer to the creepiest thread in the history of Something Awful is to get it goldmined as quickly as possible. I dunno if they even have one for lovely subforums, so this would certainly be a first.

Lenins Potato
May 8, 2008
Some girl at a store. You can't see the Hello Kitty hair things in the pic too well.

Click here for the full 1024x768 image.



Later heard this one didn't have a good personality.

Click here for the full 640x480 image.


Click here for the full 480x640 image.

gingrich
May 26, 2007

i'm the osiris of this shit
saw these two beauts while i was out walking the dog. they both look like HB8-9s but i think i like the one on the right more

CrunchyTaco
Dec 25, 2007

gingrich posted:

saw these two beauts while i was out walking the dog. they both look like HB8-9s but i think i like the one on the right more



Oh God! :flashfap:

Seriously though, Be sure to bring protective equipment when spelunking.

El Wombato
Mar 19, 2008

Mexican Marsupial

CrunchyTaco posted:

Oh God! :flashfap:

Seriously though, Be sure to bring protective equipment when spelunking.

Including alcohol. To protect yourself from remembering it

boner school
May 4, 2008
delete all posts not by diagnosed, goldmine

The Penopolis
May 17, 2007

boner school posted:

delete all posts not by diagnosed, goldmine

agreed.

galumphing lummox
Aug 30, 2006

boner school posted:

delete all posts not by diagnosed, goldmine

aw, but the first post is so awesomely creepy!

red state bait
Dec 9, 2006

Posts: 26,721
Rank: Ultra Patriot

Lenins Potato posted:

Later heard this one didn't have a good personality.
Did that come to you as a surprise?

me IRL
Oct 25, 2005

it's not so cool to have so many problems

Lord of Space posted:

All told you're not really any better than anyone in here, and worse than me.

No, I am pretty sure that you have a wrestling avatar

EggingstinFeh
Apr 17, 2008

by The Finn

gingrich posted:

saw these two beauts while i was out walking the dog. they both look like HB8-9s but i think i like the one on the right more

gently caress that reminds me. I think i left my watch in the one on the right. Could you ask her for it?

Scorpo
Aug 5, 2007

i got nothing

EggingstinFeh posted:

gently caress that reminds me. I think i left my watch in the one on the right. Could you ask her for it?

So that's what it was... She told me it was a miscarriage, It kept scratching me.

deadkiller615
Aug 7, 2007
yea, I kill dead stuff. so what?

call the police it's Granos

Grandpas a Racist
Mar 26, 2007

by T. Finninho
this thread is so golden.

5.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

David Copperfield posted:



this honestly looks like a girl i knew 4 years ago that moved to cali if she were to gain like 50 pounds.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Here's a pic of a guy I've been working on recently. He's not a total hunk, but I'm into skeevy creeps that resemble Montgomery Burns' and Smithers' love child and who like to take pictures of random girls out on the street. Sorry I couldn't get anything below the waist :iamafag:

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WORST POSTER EVER
Nov 25, 2007

yeh its a real fucken beard mate i grew it for space

Oral Slither posted:

Here's a pic of a guy I've been working on recently. He's not a total hunk, but I'm into skeevy creeps that resemble Montgomery Burns' and Smithers' love child and who like to take pictures of random girls out on the street. Sorry I couldn't get anything below the waist :iamafag:



good christ is that the op