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Bad Crimes
Feb 29, 2008

The bible is filled with contradictions, everyone knows it!
We're going to see these same people in the newspaper in a few weeks, only crying or dead aren't we?

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Bad Crimes
Feb 29, 2008

The bible is filled with contradictions, everyone knows it!

xpistos posted:

:frogout:

Oh, trust me, that's already destined to happen. Let me enjoy my last moments.

Bad Crimes
Feb 29, 2008

The bible is filled with contradictions, everyone knows it!

Diagnosed posted:

this is carol, she could hold her alcohol, took me about 6 shots and a bit of GHB to get her down for the count. A-cup tits, and cesarean scars, but she was the best of the week.

poo poo dude, you could have saved the money on the GHB. That chick, I ran into her once, those scars are from a miscarriage. If you get on the subject of babies, she starts crying, you comfort, and then you're in fields of sweet, fully-conscious sex. Demon in the sack too.

Bad Crimes
Feb 29, 2008

The bible is filled with contradictions, everyone knows it!

Diagnosed posted:

boy don't you even try to run game on me, that's not how a miscarriage works

i've triggered a few, worst was on a girl 7 months in. she kept asking me to take her to the hospital because the baby was coming 'prematurely' but i knew that thing wasn't going to make it.

poo poo man, that's your problem, miscarriages that belong to YOU suck. They make the chick all mopy and needing "support" and gay poo poo. Other people's miscarrages, those are GOLD. Touch that memory and you have the natural thigh spreader: sweet sorrow.

Bad Crimes
Feb 29, 2008

The bible is filled with contradictions, everyone knows it!

SD posted:

ahhh this was funny in the beginning when it was just some guy posting pictures of "targets" (any girl he saw) but now it's all people being ironic and circle jerking like BYOB.

sup AFC, apparently you're just intimidated by the intense sarging in this thread. Don't worry, if you get out there and work your game you can get a chick like my first real soon.


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