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Maybe Mr. Johnston's services can be retained, no matter the outcome of the election? The caption of the "Palin in bikini holding gun" pic is still my favorite line.
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| # ? Oct 15, 2008 12:58 |
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I have it on good authority that Levi will be back tomorrow with a special double sized edition covering a variety of topics.
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| # ? Oct 15, 2008 13:13 |
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quote:Mrs. Palin the one whose gonna be veep, said she needed our baby targ to carry around at rallies and stuff. He dont move around or anything so hes easy. Like a little fartin meaty flag pin. gently caress yeah, hilarious update
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| # ? Oct 16, 2008 05:17 |
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One of my favorite things about this feature is how he never gets Trig's name right.
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| # ? Oct 16, 2008 06:46 |
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Levi Johnston posted:I was like "can we just put him in a room with no diaper and call it the poop room and once a week Ill go in there with the snow shovel and hose him off and scoop out all the poop." And bristol got all bitchy and was like "no thats nasty thats what they do with elephants at the zoo" and I was like "yo no poo poo that is where I got the fuckin idea BRRRRPPPHHH" and that poo poo at the end is where I made an elephant sound at lil enjoyable human being tron and he just stared off into antoher dimension like always. These updates are all really good but this one takes it to the next level. The way he incorperated the real interview with the realer interview at the end was amazing, I really hope we're gonna get the most out of Levi before the election because this is some hilarious stuff he's giving us
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| # ? Oct 16, 2008 09:56 |
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Love these articles. I wonder how many people find these through Google searches for Levi Johnston and think they're legit.
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| # ? Oct 16, 2008 14:22 |
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The Oct. 16th update needs to be engraved in granite and mounted on the steps of the Supreme Court building. I don't care if you can't engrave hyperlinks in granite, figure out something! I think poor Mr. Johnston was sufficiently shocked and numb enough to have still typed "vag" on that second porno link. There was no vag; NO VAG, drat YOU! If we ever meet in person, I'll have to split a can of camping fuel with that guy, if only to erase our memories of those horrible images.
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| # ? Oct 16, 2008 14:51 |
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Hockey posted:I am a fuckin eagle motherfuckers. Lost it right there.
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| # ? Oct 16, 2008 16:20 |
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Haha Levi Johnston jerkin' off on Trog's hair to a shemale. You da man, bro. Incredible update.
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| # ? Oct 16, 2008 16:40 |
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Wow, that was really amazing. Most of these front pages can get a few smirks from me but this one is both entertaining and laugh out loud funny
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| # ? Oct 16, 2008 17:26 |
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Another great update. Painfully funny. The bit about the three-way with Willow and Bristol was cringe-inducing hilarious.
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| # ? Oct 16, 2008 20:04 |
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Josh posted:It seems like someone over at The Huffington Post reads SA: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-...t_b_129764.html "award-winning humorist"
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| # ? Oct 19, 2008 21:26 |
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Any chance of Levi Johnston Twitter coverage on election night, a la the Newman funeral?
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| # ? Oct 30, 2008 21:19 |
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I'd really love to see Levi's thoughts on the defeat.
If you write, I will make it better.
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| # ? Nov 5, 2008 14:11 |
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Parahexavoctal posted:I'd really love to see Levi's thoughts on the defeat. Coming soon to a frontpage near you.
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| # ? Nov 5, 2008 14:22 |
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Goodbye, Levi Johnston, you are a gentleman and a scholar. Good luck with your marriage and your down's baby in the desolate wastes of Alaska.
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| # ? Nov 6, 2008 11:30 |
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We'll miss you, Levi Johnston. 
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| # ? Nov 6, 2008 11:43 |
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A fine final update from The Man, Levi. quote:Mrs. Palin has never killed a moose. They got all these pictures of her with mooses but pretty much todd is a drunk gently caress who cant drive and he hits mooses all the time with his truck and then to keep him from getting hit with three strikes law and then he cant race snow machines mrs. palin always is posing up on those dead bloody rear end motherfuckers and acting like she hunted that poo poo down. Yeah, okay, well then I hunted about 15 raccoons, a dog, and two homeless dudes in the last month alone. 
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| # ? Nov 6, 2008 13:14 |
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If there was one reason to vote for McCain, it would have been for the continuation of Levi articles. I'll miss you bro!
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| # ? Nov 6, 2008 13:34 |
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Good night, sweet prince.
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| # ? Nov 6, 2008 14:57 |
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Levi posted:The first time I got on the plane with todd he stared at me in the eye and then he just ripped this big huge fart. He kept staring at me and he kept going and going and then that old dude walked by and he made this face like he was scared of some poo poo, which it was some fuckin freddy krueger rear end music goin on up there. Later I heard the old dude talkin to himself and I got the impression that dude for some reason thought he was the one who ripped the nasty fart. I am really going to miss you, Levi Johnston. Oh god what have I done with my vote 
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| # ? Nov 6, 2008 15:47 |
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quote:- If you get too pumped up watchin the oilers get killed and you keep demanding MacCain give you some love up top eventually he gets really pissed off and calls you some names. If that happens do not push the dude over a table because some serious rod gobblers from the secret police will bust in and throw you around.
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| # ? Nov 6, 2008 16:45 |
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Now I'm actually curious about what will happen to the actual Levi Johnston. The whole scenario just has a fascinating soap opera quality to it - I mean, come on, a shotgun wedding? - and I was to see if he actually backs down now that Palin's off the campaign trail.
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| # ? Nov 6, 2008 18:51 |
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Railoc posted:Now I'm actually curious about what will happen to the actual Levi Johnston. The whole scenario just has a fascinating soap opera quality to it - I mean, come on, a shotgun wedding? - and I was to see if he actually backs down now that Palin's off the campaign trail. Just wait till the lawyers that the RNC has sent to Alaska start asking for all those clothes and stuff that from the shopping spree to be handed over. I have loved these Levi articles so much. Thank you EPG for making the tension from this election a bit easier to take.
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| # ? Nov 6, 2008 21:06 |
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Limbo posted:Just wait till the lawyers that the RNC has sent to Alaska start asking for all those clothes and stuff that from the shopping spree to be handed over. I predict they will be sold on eBay with money donated to "charities" (Discovery Institute and Focus on the Family). I don't think we've heard the last from Sarah (Senator Palin?), which gives me hope Levi might pay us a visit here again. please pretty please?!
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| # ? Nov 7, 2008 18:09 |
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BetterLekNextTime posted:I don't think we've heard the last from Sarah (Senator Palin?), which gives me hope Levi might pay us a visit here again. please pretty please?! Snippet from BBC News: quote:"Our job moving forward is to wave pom-poms and yell 'Sa-rah! Sa-rah!' at the top of our lungs for the next few years. We're the ones who will be making sure that Sarah's accomplishments in Alaska continue to be highlighted and that she stays at the top of any and all lists of potential 2012 candidates," Mr Brickley said.
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| # ? Nov 7, 2008 21:26 |
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Ach, Eli or Levi, or whatever your name was, we'll miss ya. Ask Bristol's mom if a stewardship above the pole could be arranged, probably the next best thing next to a dukedom. You can sell that ice stuff to Eskimos.quote:then I popped a wheelie on my new honda and peeled out down the street!! How many CCs in that?! Nah, don't bother - stay chill, home skillet!
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| # ? Nov 8, 2008 01:32 |
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All of the Levi Johnston articles owned. Sad to see him go...
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| # ? Nov 8, 2008 17:23 |
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I'm glad to see the end of these articles only because you never want to beat a good joke into the ground. I'm sure if the future political climate calls for it (God forbid) we'll hear more from Levi then  . Fantastic job
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| # ? Nov 8, 2008 18:57 |
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Also chiming in to say that the Levi articles were loving hilarious! I'm almost sad to see them go. When he said "Well this is probably the last time you're gonna hear from me" a tear fell up out my eye. Great job! "dont lie to me friend of the family you know you would be all up in that bitch if she just dropped them panties and was like what" - Levi Johnston
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| # ? Nov 17, 2008 06:35 |
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If Levi Johnston kept writing as a commentator on 'the black guy' while he's in office my Christmas wish will be fulfilled. I've never cried from laughing at a article until that caption under the picture of Sarah Palin holding the gun in a bikini was what won it for me. Whoever wrote these things is the best, they are golden.
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| # ? Nov 30, 2008 10:49 |
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Uh oh, looks like Levi's mom was busted on drug charges. It would be nice to get Levi's take on the situation.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2008 18:46 |
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Bipedal Octopus posted:Uh oh, looks like Levi's mom was busted on drug charges. It would be nice to get Levi's take on the situation. 
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| # ? Dec 19, 2008 19:21 |
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| # ? Dec 19, 2008 20:01 |
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Bipedal Octopus posted:Uh oh, looks like Levi's mom was busted on drug charges. It would be nice to get Levi's take on the situation. Yep, according to this here article, not only has Mrs. Levi's Mom been arrested, but Trig 2 is due out today, the 20th. I think if it's a boy, they ought to name it Todd, after the father.
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| # ? Dec 20, 2008 13:33 |
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I don't know how you do it Zack but you just keep hitting them out of the park WHOOSH!!!
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| # ? Dec 25, 2008 09:11 |
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Wow, the Christmas Levi Johnston article was amazing.
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| # ? Dec 25, 2008 13:39 |
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Merry Christmas to me! Zack, you turned Levi Johnston into my favorite character of an election that what full of characters. I like that even though he seems a bit depressed he's still truckin' along.
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| # ? Dec 25, 2008 13:42 |
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quote:When you think about it in the 2000th century mom has pretty much been replaced by girlfriends which are like moms you gently caress and then taco bell and pizza hut which are like a bunch of moms you pay for your food. Sherry has NO CLUE how the gently caress to make a crunchwrap supreme. also THE BABY 'Tis a Christmas miracle. So glad to see more of Levi
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| # ? Dec 25, 2008 18:21 |
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Levi Johnston has made a stressful family Christmas ring with laughter, god bless Levi Johnston 
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