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Studio
Jan 15, 2008

Did I say a lot?
I meant TONS of damage!

On the right


So this is Cheezy WEAPON

Cheezy WEAPON recently joined and started posting fan art.

Yeah yeah I know LP enjoyable human being is probably just a standard poo poo poster.

But it turns out he has other hobbies, such as:
His own porn comic


As well as another porn comic


Ok so this guy draws a lot of porn.

quote:

Age: 24
Zodiacal Sign: Libra
Favorite artists/influences: Early John K., Gura Nyuutou, Kevin Taylor, Makita Aoi, Maruchiro, Shounen Pirahna/Radiohead, TYPE90, DOOM COMIC, Hayabusa Shingo, Hideaki Mimasaka, Rebis, Yumisuke Kotoyoshi, Team Shuffle, HGH, SSG, Masami Obari, Mamabliss, @$$, Josh L., Tim Burton, German Expressionism, Jhonen Vasquez
Favorite comics/cartoons: BeetleJuice, Ren & Stimpy, Chowder, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (cartoony version), Zen Intergalactic Ninja, Eiken, ANYTHING by Gainax, Slut Girl, Saber Marionettes, Di Gi Charat, I Luv Halloween
Other interests: Reading.. Playing weird, less popular games (yaaay Indie).. Putting one too many periods at the end of sentences....

I started drawing around 7 or so privately (I was embarrassed about my crappy doodles), then got serious a bit later on and decided to improve and suck less. Around 5 years ago I figured I'd draw smut since I'm obsessed with boobies and hentai (I love the macabre ones the best. Extra points for good style and animation.) And then Josh saw the smut and 'poof!' I'm at Slipshine. I STILL don't know why I'm here.. But hey, I get to do smut and get paid. yaaaay! xD I love dickgirls, demons, voluptuous women, and all of them at once (plus a whole lot more you might see in the future). Where did my name come from? What am I? Well, lets just say it's a combination of all the things I like..

Oh influenced by loads of Japanese poo poo, Tim Burton, and you enjoy hentai? How unsurprising.

He also has his own 40-page paperback book.

Ok so what’s your stance on hand drawn porn?

Cheezy WEAPON posted:

Yeah. It's something I'd save for a game that's actually intended to be raunchy, and even so I'd keep it pg-13 (like Conker's Daisy). But here in BK, it just.. ruins it. I hate cartoon porn. BK was never meant to be abused. So, I'm staying safe.

But that doesn't mean I can't do some weird, mutated bloody things (like Clanker).

oh ok cartoons are offlimits but the demon dick girls are cool.

Actually, they’re so cool that this guy went to Comic-con with a table for his porn site and his friends.

But what’s it like, living the creative life of a porn sketch artist.
Let’s ask his livejournal

quote:

I said it before and I'll say it again, if I don't draw Glumco Comics, people will think I'm DEAD..

I tend to wish Slipshine has more people so they can see what I'm putting into it. Sin Cube and "Cheezy World" comics to me has a lot more time and detail, and plus I'm getting paid for it. But, on the downside, the more I draw for them, the less publicity I get.

I wish I was more creative. No, wait, scratch that, I need to be more energetic PERIOD during the days I am off. If I reached out my tentacles a bit more, been a little bit more spunky, and made friends, I think I could get somewhere.

Right now, I'm kinda stuck moping around on Furaffinity. Drawing trades and crap. *sigh* I need to stop. This isn't GETTING me anywhere, other then an endless jerk circle of things nobody cares about.

And this is why I notice people like GD, RSJ, Yuji, and practically the whole Slipshine crew, seem to refuse or put aside trades and junk altogether for their work. For slipshine, for their comics, for thier projects.. And that leaves me with a site gathering dust, a secret project that's stuck on the first page, and nearly an entire year going by without Sin Cube/Lez (oh, and a website that needs to be less craptastic).

I'm going to start asking a simple request from all those that I mentioned (and anyone else who actually reads my crap..) to help me a little with Sin Cube. I don't have anyone's AIM or MSN (or anything for that matter. God, you guys are all incognito.), but it's a simple thing..

Okay, here it is: I want to make a collage of Detir (and that weird red/yellow girl) in YOUR style. Just standing around. Not doing anything. That's it.

*when I get home, this is a self reminder to post actual references. Since not even on slipshine is this part up yet..*

My AIM is CheezyOMG. My MSN is also CheezyOMG.

GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!! *blows whistle*
I feel for the guy, there are only so many ways to

Nevermind. You do your little thing and try to work your way into the inner ring of some online porn sketchers. How’s the money in that anyways?

Cheezy WEAPON posted:

Oh, I've been meaning to register for a loooong time (lurkin in the unregistered, ad-filled shadows). Just hadn't the will to cash for it tho. I lov gaems.

Get the gently caress out and take your lovely hand drawn porn with you.

Links:
His Website
His Deviant Art
His Livejournal
His ComicSpace
His FurAffinitiy
One of his porn comics
Another one of his porn comics

Studio fucked around with this message at Sep 10, 2008 around 07:05

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Turn left Dale!! Noo
Jun 21, 2007

by elpintogrande




lol

Studio
Jan 15, 2008

Did I say a lot?
I meant TONS of damage!

J. Bansal
Nov 17, 2005

by Peatpot


look at ole scorpion tail hands we used to say

Idle Conquest
Jun 11, 2008

by Fragmaster


SovietWaffle posted:



this face owns

wait what the gently caress since when did mermaids eat bacon and have volcano nipples

Solar System Bus
May 30, 2007

by Fragmaster


quote:



"Wait right there while Snacker get catsup!"

And, ogod.. Fox Banjo.. DA.. Furries..

master of disguise

YO MAMA HEAD
Sep 11, 2007



sexy vids
Feb 21, 2007





Artist's Comments
Yes. Yes I am totally pimping out my slanderous arts. If you noticed I obviously cannot put any of them here, they are much muuuuch too racy for DA's.. 'standards'.

So, yep, smut. Lots of comics. On Slipshine.


You know you waaaaaaant toooooooo....

Solar System Bus
May 30, 2007

by Fragmaster


from his FurAffinity journal

quote:

Okay, I kinda want to make things straight..

1: I don't draw Toonies. I just don't. If there was a way to stretch it into something anime-ish or anthro, perhaps I'd think about it, otherwise.. No.

2: I don't do requests. This used to be "I'll perhaps think about it", but unless theres some type of incentive (aka commissions), no I don't want to draw your fuzzy behinds..

Because, for some reason the people that ask have the most boring fursonas imaginable.. "Draw my dog with a top hat" isn't even close enough to spark my interest or even look good in my style.

(On the other hand, if it had large breasts, snake cock tongues, or a penchant for being summoned during demonic incantations, I'd give it a second thought).

3: I DO do trades or commissions if I have the time and we talk about the price. If you can draw and have a tablet (or very apt at a mouse), we can do quickies in OC (aka Opencanvas, a paintchat program that can use a tablet).

I don't mean to be rude, I'm just kinda tired of people assuming I can scratch up a doodle on the fly. I can't. Drawing you means that everything else is on hold. And I'm one lazy loving bastard. LOL ^ ^; So, I'm turning some of you down for your own good. I'm horrible at requests unless they're so fitting they practically LIVE in Glumco.

cheezy wep has loving standards when he draws your fursona. i'd bold the good parts but its all pretty much lol

Studio
Jan 15, 2008

Did I say a lot?
I meant TONS of damage!

He has a blog he uses for updates, he updates by having conversations between his characters



enema kid is going to be pretty awesome

nationalism
Feb 25, 2006

"not gay"


Avenging Dentist
Oct 1, 2005

oh my god is that a circular saw that does not go in my mouth aaaaagh

So, does this guy just hate drawing hands or something?

YO MAMA HEAD
Sep 11, 2007



...But sometimes she doesn't know when to stop
and some patients have to be crossed off the list.
I would never do this when someone steals my utilities...

Luckily when this happens, the slave is sent to
rehab and I have one less task to worry about.

Red Flag!
Jan 26, 2007
I'M SICK OF STARING AT YOUR STUPID APE AVATAR

say waht you want about this guy... call him a sicko... a perv... a enjoyable human being... but he can draw a mean dick. look at that dick. its loving glorious. the curvature. the subtle colors. the veins. a masterpiece. a master Piece.

Studio
Jan 15, 2008

Did I say a lot?
I meant TONS of damage!

Oh by the way he's a pedo


Well I guess that may not be totally pedo but



oh what looks like a 10 year old suckin on a titty.

Sebadoh Gigante
Jun 28, 2008



2 demented pervs in less than a week

this guy's like vesuro: a clueless pedo who just registered on SA

A BIG BAG OF KEYS
Feb 17, 2007

semper gitfiscal
free fedallah
viva la revoluçion


welp where do you go from here

Studio
Jan 15, 2008

Did I say a lot?
I meant TONS of damage!

ANTEATER 4 PREZ posted:

welp where do you go from here

I tried to find a picture of Craig J. but it turns out when graduate from college and immediatly use your degree to draw you don't make many contacts or friends.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

Duraznos is a nit-picking jerk.

p.s. Fuck Tebow


that is a dick that means serious fuckin business

Filburt Shellbach
Nov 6, 2007

Apni tackat say tujay aaj mitta juu gaa!

sloth love crunk posted:



wikipedia posted:

Lamia are centaur-like creatures, resembling animals such as lions, goats and deer, with a human torso and head coming up from where the animal's head would usually be. The upper body is fully humanoid, however, not bearing animalistic features such as scales, horns or fur.

Futanari depicts hermaphrodites, intersex or other individuals with female body-types and sexual organs resembling penises, whether or not those organs are in fact enlarged clitorises, or they possess both male and female reproductive organs.

how does a man stray so loving far from anything resembling conventional sexuality?

Studio
Jan 15, 2008

Did I say a lot?
I meant TONS of damage!

On the right

Vetinari
Mar 25, 2006

by Fistgrrl


Anyone come up with a reason why anime pedophiles have not all been banned yet?

Jimchuck Spanner
Sep 9, 2001

welp

SovietWaffle posted:

On the right


i was going to say its nice he was able to self publish his own comic because one of my friends worked for like a year to do that but really thats some nasty poo poo

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW


dick demon anime serpent girls who have dicks that suck dicks while fuckin' pussy while dicks enter a dick hell full of dicks then cat women and men who have dicks suck those dicks while getting hosed by dicks.

finally... a porn for the common man...

dot_matrix
Nov 13, 2003

I feel it closing in,
Day in, day out,




No time to draw hands and feet, there's a dick that needs more detail.

A BIG BAG OF KEYS
Feb 17, 2007

semper gitfiscal
free fedallah
viva la revoluçion


he truly is the rob liefeld of dickgirls

Jimchuck Spanner
Sep 9, 2001

welp

ANTEATER 4 PREZ posted:

he truly is the rob liefeld of dickgirls

lol

Cheezy WEAPON
Sep 4, 2008


What?

That's it?

YOUR UNCOOL NIECE
May 6, 2007

Kanga-Rat Murder Society


draw someone with hands

TheDevil
Aug 13, 2008


You've got poo poo even more creepy and pathetic than this?

sexy vids
Feb 21, 2007



Cheezy WEAPON posted:

What?

That's it?

draw a pic of your mother but in it she has a penis and she's waving to you saying "i love you and am proud of you, son"

Cheezy WEAPON
Sep 4, 2008


sloth love crunk posted:

draw a pic of your mother but in it she has a penis and she's waving to you saying "i love you and am proud of you, son"

wat.

Let's put it this way: Mr. Waffle bought the can of worms from the grocery store (One that's expired eight years ago) and ripped off a corner of the label, scanned it, and made it this thread.

But I guess it makes it's point. er, I mean, I am offended!

Freakazoid!
Aug 9, 2008


expired eight years ago? you were at comic con eight weeks ago with this disgusting poo poo

Garin
Oct 18, 2007

Kick Jonathan


Butt boy? Soothing? What audience?!

Cheezy WEAPON
Sep 4, 2008


Freakazoid! posted:

expired eight years ago? you were at comic con eight weeks ago with this disgusting poo poo

Yeah, I was at the con, but with new stuff. This? This is all the stuff even I think is horrible. Glumco Comics had a crappy "shocker" first comic followed by.. god I don't even want to think about the non existent plot. Sin Cube (the one with the pedo demon) was done around the same time, for Slipshine. And egads that first Lez page is like staring at beef jerky roasting out in the sun.

... My lord I'm doing the job for you.

Filburt Shellbach
Nov 6, 2007

Apni tackat say tujay aaj mitta juu gaa!

furaffinity profile posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh.....readid=2954139

"We need more dirt on this guy!"
"Well, we have this old comic he did back in highschool.."
"And we found this picture of him doing nothing at Comic Con.."
"GOOD ENOUGH. Let's all make zany assumptions!"

Ah.. The internets. It's a magical place.

edit: Whoopsie, seems like Helldump is one of the no freebie-viewing zones. Eh, was pretty lame anyways. I'll see if it's worth posting later on.

Garin
Oct 18, 2007

Kick Jonathan


if the material here is so out of date you could just post things yourself if you get off on this kind of attention

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?


*heroic clench fisting*

Cheezy WEAPON
Sep 4, 2008


Garin posted:

if the material here is so out of date you could just post things yourself if you get off on this kind of attention

I'm having more fun from the lack thereof. um, I mean, or something

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Freakazoid!
Aug 9, 2008


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