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Age: 24
Zodiacal Sign: Libra
Favorite artists/influences: Early John K., Gura Nyuutou, Kevin Taylor, Makita Aoi, Maruchiro, Shounen Pirahna/Radiohead, TYPE90, DOOM COMIC, Hayabusa Shingo, Hideaki Mimasaka, Rebis, Yumisuke Kotoyoshi, Team Shuffle, HGH, SSG, Masami Obari, Mamabliss, @$$, Josh L., Tim Burton, German Expressionism, Jhonen Vasquez
Favorite comics/cartoons: BeetleJuice, Ren & Stimpy, Chowder, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (cartoony version), Zen Intergalactic Ninja, Eiken, ANYTHING by Gainax, Slut Girl, Saber Marionettes, Di Gi Charat, I Luv Halloween
Other interests: Reading.. Playing weird, less popular games (yaaay Indie).. Putting one too many periods at the end of sentences....

I started drawing around 7 or so privately (I was embarrassed about my crappy doodles), then got serious a bit later on and decided to improve and suck less. Around 5 years ago I figured I'd draw smut since I'm obsessed with boobies and hentai (I love the macabre ones the best. Extra points for good style and animation.) And then Josh saw the smut and 'poof!' I'm at Slipshine. I STILL don't know why I'm here.. But hey, I get to do smut and get paid. yaaaay! xD I love dickgirls, demons, voluptuous women, and all of them at once (plus a whole lot more you might see in the future). Where did my name come from? What am I? Well, lets just say it's a combination of all the things I like..

Cheezy WEAPON posted:

Yeah. It's something I'd save for a game that's actually intended to be raunchy, and even so I'd keep it pg-13 (like Conker's Daisy). But here in BK, it just.. ruins it. I hate cartoon porn. BK was never meant to be abused. So, I'm staying safe.

But that doesn't mean I can't do some weird, mutated bloody things (like Clanker).

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I said it before and I'll say it again, if I don't draw Glumco Comics, people will think I'm DEAD..

I tend to wish Slipshine has more people so they can see what I'm putting into it. Sin Cube and "Cheezy World" comics to me has a lot more time and detail, and plus I'm getting paid for it. But, on the downside, the more I draw for them, the less publicity I get.

I wish I was more creative. No, wait, scratch that, I need to be more energetic PERIOD during the days I am off. If I reached out my tentacles a bit more, been a little bit more spunky, and made friends, I think I could get somewhere.

Right now, I'm kinda stuck moping around on Furaffinity. Drawing trades and crap. *sigh* I need to stop. This isn't GETTING me anywhere, other then an endless jerk circle of things nobody cares about.

And this is why I notice people like GD, RSJ, Yuji, and practically the whole Slipshine crew, seem to refuse or put aside trades and junk altogether for their work. For slipshine, for their comics, for thier projects.. And that leaves me with a site gathering dust, a secret project that's stuck on the first page, and nearly an entire year going by without Sin Cube/Lez (oh, and a website that needs to be less craptastic).

I'm going to start asking a simple request from all those that I mentioned (and anyone else who actually reads my crap..) to help me a little with Sin Cube. I don't have anyone's AIM or MSN (or anything for that matter. God, you guys are all incognito.), but it's a simple thing..

Okay, here it is: I want to make a collage of Detir (and that weird red/yellow girl) in YOUR style. Just standing around. Not doing anything. That's it.

*when I get home, this is a self reminder to post actual references. Since not even on slipshine is this part up yet..*

My AIM is CheezyOMG. My MSN is also CheezyOMG.

GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!! *blows whistle*

Cheezy WEAPON posted:

Oh, I've been meaning to register for a loooong time (lurkin in the unregistered, ad-filled shadows). Just hadn't the will to cash for it tho. I lov gaems.

SovietWaffle posted:

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"Wait right there while Snacker get catsup!"

And, ogod.. Fox Banjo.. DA.. Furries..

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Okay, I kinda want to make things straight..

1: I don't draw Toonies. I just don't. If there was a way to stretch it into something anime-ish or anthro, perhaps I'd think about it, otherwise.. No.

2: I don't do requests. This used to be "I'll perhaps think about it", but unless theres some type of incentive (aka commissions), no I don't want to draw your fuzzy behinds..

Because, for some reason the people that ask have the most boring fursonas imaginable.. "Draw my dog with a top hat" isn't even close enough to spark my interest or even look good in my style.

(On the other hand, if it had large breasts, snake cock tongues, or a penchant for being summoned during demonic incantations, I'd give it a second thought).

3: I DO do trades or commissions if I have the time and we talk about the price. If you can draw and have a tablet (or very apt at a mouse), we can do quickies in OC (aka Opencanvas, a paintchat program that can use a tablet).

I don't mean to be rude, I'm just kinda tired of people assuming I can scratch up a doodle on the fly. I can't. Drawing you means that everything else is on hold. And I'm one lazy loving bastard. LOL ^ ^; So, I'm turning some of you down for your own good. I'm horrible at requests unless they're so fitting they practically LIVE in Glumco.

ANTEATER 4 PREZ posted:

welp where do you go from here

sloth love crunk posted:

wikipedia posted:

Lamia are centaur-like creatures, resembling animals such as lions, goats and deer, with a human torso and head coming up from where the animal's head would usually be. The upper body is fully humanoid, however, not bearing animalistic features such as scales, horns or fur.

Futanari depicts hermaphrodites, intersex or other individuals with female body-types and sexual organs resembling penises, whether or not those organs are in fact enlarged clitorises, or they possess both male and female reproductive organs.

SovietWaffle posted:

On the right

ANTEATER 4 PREZ posted:

he truly is the rob liefeld of dickgirls

Cheezy WEAPON posted:

What?

That's it?

sloth love crunk posted:

draw a pic of your mother but in it she has a penis and she's waving to you saying "i love you and am proud of you, son"

Freakazoid! posted:

expired eight years ago? you were at comic con eight weeks ago with this disgusting poo poo

furaffinity profile posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh.....readid=2954139

"We need more dirt on this guy!"
"Well, we have this old comic he did back in highschool.."
"And we found this picture of him doing nothing at Comic Con.."
"GOOD ENOUGH. Let's all make zany assumptions!"

Ah.. The internets. It's a magical place.

edit: Whoopsie, seems like Helldump is one of the no freebie-viewing zones. Eh, was pretty lame anyways. I'll see if it's worth posting later on.

Garin posted:

if the material here is so out of date you could just post things yourself if you get off on this kind of attention