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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Mike Shanahan - Man, Myth, Legend.
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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

HOLY SHIT CHOKE ON THE SLURRY FROM EVERY SINGLE MEADOWLANDS TOILET AND DIE AND BECOME AN ETERNAL SPACE FOR THE REST OF THE NFC EAST TO PARK THEIR SHITS IN FOREVERMORE

ps J-E-T-S JETS! Forever the superior New York football team.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

<3~*dandy*~<3


 Balls of steel

# ? Sep 14, 2008 23:35
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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

<3~*dandy*~<3


 Double post because Shanahan is just that badass and I hit submit twice.

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mynameisjohn
Jan 31, 2007

my tired eyes made the
subway track vibrate

 Playing with house money

He stuck to his guns

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Invisible Minority
Jan 11, 2008

by Peatpot

 Cutler is playing like a madman now that he's got his insulin.

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Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004



 He's a enjoyable human being and he got lucky that the refs in this game were idiots. Sorry Chargers fans.

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New Jack Ruby
Mar 26, 2002

by elpintogrande


 Why don't you faggots fix your stadium and quit cheating.

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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

HOLY SHIT CHOKE ON THE SLURRY FROM EVERY SINGLE MEADOWLANDS TOILET AND DIE AND BECOME AN ETERNAL SPACE FOR THE REST OF THE NFC EAST TO PARK THEIR SHITS IN FOREVERMORE

ps J-E-T-S JETS! Forever the superior New York football team.

samoth posted:

He's a enjoyable human being and he got lucky that the refs in this game were idiots. Sorry Chargers fans.
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New Jack Ruby
Mar 26, 2002

by elpintogrande


 Gay.

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ail
Jul 8, 2003

by The Finn

 Pretty clearly robbed by outright incompetence on the official's part.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

To all my critics, you get paid to be negative.


 That was beautiful.

Hochuli's call I mean.

Shanahan going for two was pretty good too though.

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shocked
Apr 13, 2006


 Balls. Big, sweaty balls.

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err
Apr 11, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!

 This thread would of been funnier if it was a failed 2-pt conversion.

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ANAL CONNOISSEUR
Oct 1, 2005
Shanahan: A True American Hero

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.


 Dayum son.

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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

HOLY SHIT CHOKE ON THE SLURRY FROM EVERY SINGLE MEADOWLANDS TOILET AND DIE AND BECOME AN ETERNAL SPACE FOR THE REST OF THE NFC EAST TO PARK THEIR SHITS IN FOREVERMORE

ps J-E-T-S JETS! Forever the superior New York football team.

err posted:

This thread would of been funnier if it was a failed 2-pt conversion.

I made it after the 2-pt conversion to cover my bases considering last years Ravens-Patriots debacle.

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Weebly
May 6, 2007

General Chaos wants you!

 I will turn up the tanning bed extra high tonight for Mike.

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Solar System Bus
May 30, 2007

by Fragmaster

 Ahahahaha.

Wikipedia posted:

On September 14, 2008 , Hochuli hosed the poo poo out the Chargers of San Diego when he ruled a clear fumble a incomplete pass and blew his whistle ending the play. Do some more churls icehole.

That was quick.

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New Jack Ruby
Mar 26, 2002

by elpintogrande


 Fumble-gate is the new Ice-The-Kicker-gate.

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Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

MY OPINIONS ON THE BASKETBALL GAME OF SPORT


 It is important to remember that all the Chargers had to do to win after the immaculate whistle was not give up 10 yards in two plays and then give up 3 more after that. This still sucks for the Chargers though.

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Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

Bashez posted:

It is important to remember that all the Chargers had to do to win after the immaculate whistle was not give up 10 yards in two plays and then give up 3 more after that. This still sucks for the Chargers though.

They shouldn't have had to, they recovered the obvious fumble and should have won the game. It's not excusable in any way.

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New Jack Ruby
Mar 26, 2002

by elpintogrande

Bashez posted:

It is important to remember that all the Chargers had to do to win after the immaculate whistle was not give up 10 yards in two plays and then give up 3 more after that. This still sucks for the Chargers though.

Yeah, that and the bullshit call resulting from the non-reviewable play earlier, which would have had San Diego still winning by 7.

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The Knobs
Nov 2, 2005

by Fragmaster


 Mike was generous in going for two. If the Chargers stopped them then they would have rightfully won as they should have.

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ANAL CONNOISSEUR
Oct 1, 2005

The Knobs posted:

Mike was generous in going for two. If the Chargers stopped them then they would have rightfully won as they should have.

Never doubt Jesus Cutler.
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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

HOLY SHIT CHOKE ON THE SLURRY FROM EVERY SINGLE MEADOWLANDS TOILET AND DIE AND BECOME AN ETERNAL SPACE FOR THE REST OF THE NFC EAST TO PARK THEIR SHITS IN FOREVERMORE

ps J-E-T-S JETS! Forever the superior New York football team.

samoth posted:

They shouldn't have had to, they recovered the obvious fumble and should have won the game. It's not excusable in any way.

Couple that with the horrible Champ call earlier in the game, it was a pretty big gently caress up. Hochuli screwed the Giants two years ago against the Colts so I know how it feels to lose a very well played game due to a really, really bad call.

With that being said, I think Shanahan was right to call a 2 pt conversion. He probably figured he shouldn't have even been in the situation to call a 2 pt conversion and it gave the chargers a much better chance to win than a coin flip in OT.

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ail
Jul 8, 2003

by The Finn

 Well aside from the fact that it should have been Chargers up by 14 (but wasnt because Hochuli hosed up, twice, in case you forgot), the Broncos did play really well. Cutler was spot-on with the short passes that just chopped the Chargers up down by down.

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Gendo
Feb 25, 2001

His place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

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ANAL CONNOISSEUR
Oct 1, 2005

Gendo posted:



Shanahan is such a brave man, look at him saving people from the rubble.
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shocked
Apr 13, 2006

epsilonomega posted:

Shanahan is such a brave man, look at him saving people from the rubble.

But only to eat them.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

To all my critics, you get paid to be negative.

epsilonomega posted:

Shanahan is such a brave man, look at him saving people from the rubble.

The rubble symbolizes defensive lineman's knees.

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Blitz7x
Sep 19, 2007

Why the fuck isn't Lamonica out at QB. Who the fuck is Campbell?


 I hate Mike Shannahan.

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Gendo
Feb 25, 2001

His place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

 I'm just going to keep doing this until I get bored.
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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

<3~*dandy*~<3


 Shine on you crazy diamond

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JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES

Gendo posted:

I'm just going to keep doing this until I get bored.



Requesting Shanahan coming out of the flames of the Hindenberg.

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EMCF
Feb 21, 2007


 So I guess it's an epic battle between the Raiders and the Chargers to have the best view of Shanahan's rear end as he runs away with the division.

Good luck.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.


 What happened to the GIF with the flying head of doom?

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Gendo
Feb 25, 2001

His place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

Niggard Please posted:

What happened to the GIF with the flying head of doom?
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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein Führer.

krylex posted:

Balls of steel

You know what it takes to sell going for two?

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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

HOLY SHIT CHOKE ON THE SLURRY FROM EVERY SINGLE MEADOWLANDS TOILET AND DIE AND BECOME AN ETERNAL SPACE FOR THE REST OF THE NFC EAST TO PARK THEIR SHITS IN FOREVERMORE

ps J-E-T-S JETS! Forever the superior New York football team.


 Mike Shanahan just makes fun stuff happen.

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Gendo
Feb 25, 2001

His place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

JetsGuy posted:

Requesting Shanahan coming out of the flames of the Hindenberg.
okay
# ? Sep 15, 2008 00:10
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