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I bet no one in Starfleet knows how to cook and quickly end up horribly malnourished if their replicators ever failed. Except for those few officers with Cajun Dads.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2008 21:04 |
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 20:25 |
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Cadet Ricky's log, Stardate 90210.1 God dammit. My CO and his buddies thought it would be funny to put me in the holodeck while I was asleep with it running a program that simulated the whole ship as accurately as possible with the exception that every person from the Captain on down was obsessed with Jimmy Buffet and talked about him constantly. I was in there 'til I'd used up all my goddamn holodeck time for this mission. I should have known something was fishy when Riker let me join his Jimmy Buffet cover band. That would never happen in real life, Riker's a dick to the cadets.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2008 22:49 |
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Cadet Sparky's Medical Intership Log, supplemental: Everyone's going on about these "Vulcan babes" but the med-scan that the Chief Medical Officer had me do on one of them showed her as Romulan. I tried to show him the test results but he was stoned or something so I just left the PADD with the big pile of other PADDs in his in-tray. Oh well I'm sure he knows already. And Vulcans and Romulans are basically the same anyway right? Not like it's a big deal.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2008 19:57 |