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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Captain's Log, Stardate 90210.1
Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


 Senior Ops Officers Log, stardate 091708.17

The Chief Engineer, one whom I considered a trusted friend, hacked into the holoprojectors and placed an image of the holographic doctor above my head which follows me at all times.

Next time perhaps I will bite my tongue when criticizing the Doc's tour of duty assignments.

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Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


 Chief Holodeck Cleaner's Log, stardate gently caress it

gently caress. I am so loving sick of this poo poo. Ever since we left Risa, I've been on triple loving shifts. The first officer just had to pick up the "Sluts of Omicron IV" holosuite BOX SET, and now every crewmember and their targ has to cover MY walls in THEIR man-mustard.

And I'm gonna find whoever keeps making GBS threads in there. No matter how many signs I post on the door, douchebags keep doing it.

Look, YOUR poo poo IS NOT HOLOGRAPHIC. STOP making GBS threads IN HOLOGRAPHIC TOILETS.

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