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Many of you goons may be parents (unfortunately for your children) and many may just daydream about it. In this thread, put your deepest fears as a parent to paint and show the world!
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Oct 9, 2008 02:21
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I should have made it a 4WD...
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Oct 9, 2008 02:56
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OPTIMUS NOOOOOOO!
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Oct 9, 2008 03:14
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 Inspired by a kid I know. And..... dated. 
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Oct 9, 2008 03:18
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not so much about the kids as the after result of having kids.
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Oct 9, 2008 03:27
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Being left alone with something cute and small that depends on me.  
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Oct 9, 2008 03:36
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Oct 9, 2008 03:47
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Kruxy posted:Oh god.... This too. 
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Oct 9, 2008 03:51
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Kruxy posted:Hahaha, oh my gosh, that is the cutest baby ever.  I'm afraid of marrying a hot manly man and us being fertile and having like ten babies at once and being fat and pregnant all the time. Also fostering slutty girls and skuzzy, pimply redneck teenagers. And having a dead child. Ugh. Ugh. I hope my husband is sterile, what a nightmare.
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Oct 9, 2008 04:00
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I live in Texas.
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Oct 9, 2008 04:00
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Oct 9, 2008 04:13
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I fear creating a trendwhore who can't comprehend rhetoric, logic, or common sense.
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Oct 9, 2008 04:16
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Kruxy posted:oh christ...
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Oct 9, 2008 04:17
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Kruxy posted:You're making me slip into depression 
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Oct 9, 2008 04:21
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The good news is that a baby cannot asphyxiate in the womb. I personally was born strangled. You'll note that I'm still very much alive thanks to some timely intervention. (Breathing must occur before the cord is cut.) Unless, of course, the baby was dead to begin with (like I suspected), then you've got some kind of perfect storm of torment.
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Oct 9, 2008 04:24
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Kruxy posted:You are amazing.
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Oct 9, 2008 04:24
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Simple - The DNA test confirms it, It's your child.
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Oct 9, 2008 04:27
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Kruxy posted:Friends of ours just had this exact thing happen, and the likeness is uncanny. I'm printing this and making christmas cards. On second thought, maybe I shouldn't...or should I??
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Oct 9, 2008 04:32
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 Not that they'd be there. So...consider this someone else's house. No kids yet, but this would be one of my worst fears...that and gigantic heads.
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Oct 9, 2008 04:32
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 I AM THE ANTITHREAD I EVEN USED PHOTOSHOP-- NOT MSPAINT-- FUCKERS!! Seriously i'll kill myself if I ever end up pregnant. gently caress that i'm going on vacation, not spending money on some sniveling brat.  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 9, 2008 04:41
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 My future child is gon' have the dirtiest mouth ever.
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Oct 9, 2008 04:42
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Oct 9, 2008 04:44
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Oct 9, 2008 04:44
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Kruxy posted:This was my biggest fear really. Don't know what I would have done.
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Oct 9, 2008 04:45
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Kruxy posted:I know it makes me a horrible person or something, but I would not be able to handle that. I want my kid to be just like me.
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Oct 9, 2008 04:50
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HelterSkeletor posted:This was my biggest fear really. Don't know what I would have done. Mine too, not specifically downs, it's pretty drat rare for parents of my wife's and I age, but who knows what other things could go wrong? So paranoid
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Oct 9, 2008 04:51
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echinopsis posted:Mine too, not specifically downs, it's pretty drat rare for parents of my wife's and I age, but who knows what other things could go wrong? Are you still waiting? God it's the worst. Every parenting book would have a list of all the poo poo that could go wrong and you have to consider all the nightmarish options. Either way good luck to ya.
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Oct 9, 2008 04:58
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Welcome to poorly thought out nightmare #2: 
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Oct 9, 2008 04:58
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WeaponX posted:C'mon. They don't get their spots until shortly after childbirth. Totally unreal.
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Oct 9, 2008 05:00
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Oct 9, 2008 05:04
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Petroleum Jello posted:filthy mouth'ed child I shouldn't find that hilarious, I shouldn't.  Kruxy posted:
I hope you still do.  Weaponx posted:He is not the father! Embarrassing!
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Oct 9, 2008 05:04
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Do you have a son?
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Kruxy posted:horribleness You are a terrible person. First making me laugh with space marine sex, and now...well...making me laugh at terribly inappropriate poo poo.
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Oct 9, 2008 05:08
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Honestly, kruxy, you are making me want to curl into a ball and die. And I can't help but wonder if I really want to risk having babies... sheesh...
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Oct 9, 2008 05:09
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 It's a harlequin.
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Oct 9, 2008 05:11
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Dresh posted:It's a harlequin. This is far funnier than it has any right to be. It's equal parts depressing and hilarious up in here. I like this thread.
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Oct 9, 2008 05:26
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Oct 9, 2008 05:29
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Kruxy posted:Yeah, i'd be pretty loving horrified if my child appeared in a CAD strip too.
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Oct 9, 2008 05:30
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Oct 9, 2008 05:36
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Kruxy posted:Jesus man, you are just a factory of depressing pictures
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Oct 9, 2008 05:40
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