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Miss Areola Canasta
Oct 14, 2007

"You lookin' at me?"


I've always been curious about what the typical woman tastes like. Sure I can get a hint of myself, but I have no way of knowing if I'm the norm. Those of you who've actually tasted vagina, what can you compare it to? Did you find it disgusting? delicious? an acquired taste?

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c0ldfuse
Jun 18, 2004

The pursuit of excellence.


How does cock taste? I'd hazard the answer would be about the same.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004


Somewhat salty and alkaline, basically. Like licking a big fleshy battery.

Miss Areola Canasta
Oct 14, 2007

"You lookin' at me?"


ashgromnies posted:

Somewhat salty and alkaline, basically. Like licking a big fleshy battery.

Great, now I'm going to have to search around the house for a battery to lick

c0ldfuse posted:

How does cock taste? I'd hazard the answer would be about the same.

Grateful. Sweaty and shivery and dammit, hair everywhere.

Oh, you mean come? That tastes like... like when you wake up in the morning, and you open your mouth, and all of a sudden there's this horrible taste in your mouth, and you want to run and go brush your teeth. Like morning breath, but tangier - and more concentrated. It is only a tablespoon or so, after all. And if he eats a lot of fruit, it doesn't taste like anything. Three cheers for pineapple!

Miss Areola Canasta fucked around with this message at Oct 20, 2008 around 02:45

lil bip
Mar 12, 2004

I don't know about you but i could murder a curry.

loving tasty thats what. Like a fresh spring morning.

TommyTheDent
Dec 29, 2004

by Tiny Fistpump


Oranges. Lots of pulp.

Ask Me For Warez
Jun 18, 2004

I'm not the public.
I'm the President

Battery acid.

dstyle
Jul 24, 2006


asking this on SA is like asking a blind man what a sunset looks like

edit: seriously? oranges? a battery?

dag01
Mar 9, 2004
for you to be inside of me is a delightful concept

salty milk with coins in it

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004

PARTY HARD

or

cake

Boofchicken
Mar 27, 2004
Mmm, boooofies!

Someone once had a good description and I have to kind of agree. Chicken soup with a poo poo load of pennies in it.

choprite
Sep 29, 2007
just about as retarded as you'd think

Crappy wine.
Mystery Flavor Dum Dums
Durian

ion
Mar 23, 2004

by Peatpot


Female smegma

It Freshens!
Feb 12, 2005

Fath my car or a was, frese anne Bree by O'Downdasilits of of a prin the of the rods!


fish & five golden manbabies

i would like to "catch a hint of you" too, if you know what i mean :winks:

It Freshens! fucked around with this message at Oct 20, 2008 around 03:01

Lief
Nov 23, 2004



Like sour cream or Spaghetti-O's

teeris
May 7, 2007


like victory son

It Freshens!
Feb 12, 2005

Fath my car or a was, frese anne Bree by O'Downdasilits of of a prin the of the rods!


like the screaming of children

brent78
Jun 23, 2004

I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.

Boofchicken posted:

Chicken soup with a poo poo load of pennies in it.
This. Chicken stock with a metallic taste to nothing at all. If it smells like fish, you need to get out of there and fast.

brent78 fucked around with this message at Oct 20, 2008 around 03:08

Adder
Jul 12, 2006
Not subtractor

Salty wet and warm.

Miss Areola Canasta
Oct 14, 2007

"You lookin' at me?"


These are such evocative descriptions - please keep them coming.

But do you come to like the taste, or is it just bearable? Or hey, I don't know - some people love the taste of sour cream.

Miss Areola Canasta fucked around with this message at Oct 20, 2008 around 03:16

lil bip
Mar 12, 2004

I don't know about you but i could murder a curry.

Miss Areola Canasta posted:

These are such evocative descriptions - please keep them coming.

But do you come to like the taste, or is it just bearable? Or hey, I don't know - some people love the taste of sour cream.

I have always liked it, and look forward to it on all occassions.

modernlifeisadam
Dec 29, 2006


sweat, basically. go running and put your hand under your armpit afterwards, lick, and thats the taste in your mouth afterwards.
i dont LIKE the taste like yum yum but I enjoy it I guess

Spartan22x
Dec 22, 2006

by Fragmaster


My ex tasted faintly sweet. Definitely not unpleasant. I actually liked it. Sometimes she would taste bitter or salty though, mostly on really hot days where we'd both be pretty sweaty. That was kinda nasty, but in general, I like it.

brendanwor
Sep 7, 2005



Petuna ocean trout with ginger eschallot, Persian feta and toasted walnuts

Existence Is Futile
May 16, 2007

by The Finn


A "normal" and clean vagina should taste fairly neutral. The taste is mostly determined by diet if there are no other problems present.

DeeBye
Aug 24, 2003

For he goes birling down a-down the white water

It all depends on when she last showered.

choprite
Sep 29, 2007
just about as retarded as you'd think

It depends... is the girl on a halal diet...?

Jarlaxle
Jul 12, 2007

In Dog We Trust


Very slightly metallic and kind of "flat" if that makes any sense. Like when you're kissing someone and you taste their saliva, it has a definite "bodily fluid" kind of taste.

I wouldn't put it in my morning cup of tea, but through the miracles of classical conditioning, I've come to associate the taste with very pleasurable activities, so I can definitely say I like it.

Miss Canasta, you make the oddest threads. Goon porn, exposed brain pics, vaginas...do I even want to know what's next?

King Bahamut
Nov 12, 2003
internet internet lama sabacthani

It so varies from girl to girl that it's hard to say. If I girl is clean, shaved and to be honest not on the bigger side it can taste like absolutely nothing, all the way up to pungent. Like, pull your dick out and you can smell it standing up stinky. Depends on how much labia you're slinging out there too.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Do Randroids Dream of Objective Sheep?

choprite posted:

It depends... is the girl on a halal diet...?

F...Ferretball? Is that you?!

FateOfTheWorld
Sep 14, 2008

by Fragmaster


I agree with a lot of descriptions so far depending on the girl, but also I think that on its own the taste isn't really arousing to me or anything, it must be the pheremones or something. Thinking about the smell of pussy doesn't get me off, but eating a girl out gets me horny. Like when I jerk myself off and stop, I can't give myself blueballs, but when I'm loving a girl and we have to stop for whatever reason, or she's teasing me, I can get horrible blueballs. It's like my body knows there's a girl with me, and I attribute that to sex pheremones. Maybe somebody here knows what I mean.

Volkeren
Oct 25, 2007

Laws are for people who don't breed killer monsters for a living.

I once ordered mango pork from a restaurant in Seattle and was shocked at much it tasted like the vagina of the girl sitting across from me. Must have been something in the sauce, but exactly what, I have no idea.

moana
Jun 18, 2005

one of the more intellectual satire communities on the web

Volkeren posted:

I once ordered mango pork from a restaurant in Seattle and was shocked at much it tasted like the vagina of the girl sitting across from me. Must have been something in the sauce, but exactly what, I have no idea.
I would never eat at that restaurant again, tbh

Volkeren
Oct 25, 2007

Laws are for people who don't breed killer monsters for a living.

moana posted:

I would never eat at that restaurant again, tbh

The food was alright, though I'll admit it definitely wasn't what I was expecting. But to better answer the OP, I'll agree with the people that say it definitely varies. When clean, its very faint; I guess I've been lucky enough to have successfully avoided any that taste awful, or like they haven't been washed in a few weeks. I know, however, that I've more than likely tasted a little bit of urine before, and that's not quite so pleasant.

GentlemanJack
Aug 10, 2008


Boofchicken posted:

Someone once had a good description and I have to kind of agree. Chicken soup with a poo poo load of pennies in it.

This is the best description posted yet. Also, sometimes if I'm sick and I sneeze ridiculously hard, something about the taste/smell of the mucous/saliva mixture coming out of my nose and mouth reminds me of that taste.

Send Bombs
Oct 10, 2008

cheesed 2 meet u <3


bread and salami

Che Stevini
Jun 14, 2006
One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong

My ex had this awful taste. I refused to go down on her. The smell alone was enough to make me dry heave (surprisingly like McDonnald's french fries but nastier). The taste can only be described as really sweaty crotch. It tasted like a gym sock with pennies in it. Really, really nasty pennies.

I dont know if she was just odd or if I just really don't like the taste of vagina. I guess it helped that she never really washed it thoroughly.

buttplug
Aug 28, 2004


ashgromnies posted:

Somewhat salty and alkaline, basically. Like licking a big fleshy battery.

teeris posted:

like victory son


A little of both of these, pretty much. Ideally, clean pussy really don't taste like much. A girl's juices have a pretty mundane taste, like the guy I quoted described. Other than that it basically just tastes like slightly salty skin.

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Miss Areola Canasta
Oct 14, 2007

"You lookin' at me?"


Che Stevini posted:

My ex had this awful taste. I refused to go down on her. The smell alone was enough to make me dry heave (surprisingly like McDonnald's french fries but nastier). The taste can only be described as really sweaty crotch. It tasted like a gym sock with pennies in it. Really, really nasty pennies.

I dont know if she was just odd or if I just really don't like the taste of vagina. I guess it helped that she never really washed it thoroughly.

You must investigate.

Volkeren posted:

I once ordered mango pork from a restaurant in Seattle and was shocked at much it tasted like the vagina of the girl sitting across from me. Must have been something in the sauce, but exactly what, I have no idea.

My cousin once told me that his fiancee tasted like duck sauce.

Miss Areola Canasta fucked around with this message at Oct 20, 2008 around 04:51

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