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Prince
Jul 12, 2006
I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST BECAUSE IM GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GOD DAMN SPINE

This is what I am looking at outside my window right as I type this



Update 1 (page 7)
Neighbour walks nude around his balcony and gets excited

http://www.vimeo.com/2069573
passwork = sa

Update 2 (page 10)
Neighbour gets down and dirty on a saturday night.

Video comes out too dark on the PC for some reason, requesting help fixing it. But got a photo sequence.

http://www.vimeo.com/2124379
password = sa



Update 3 (page 13)
Neighbour moves the chair closer to the window, puts on a gay porn DVD, and opens up the blinds for maximum effectiveness.

What is he watching?

http://www.vimeo.com/2331340
password = sa

Prince fucked around with this message at Nov 24, 2008 around 22:17

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Sex Hobbit
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat


Well okay but YOU'RE the one taking the picture.

Anuv
Apr 4, 2008

by Fragmaster


wow dude your loving creepy

dog with eyebrows
Feb 19, 2005



Well I'll be.

damnhooligan
Jan 8, 2004

The Bringer of... well, Penultimate Doom!

Congrats. With this post, you've managed to be creepier than the guy you're photographing.

dimva
Jul 7, 2003

^^^ The same people who find this funny created the Internet. Figures.

Looks exciting! Keep us updated!

Mysterious Aftertaste
May 20, 2004

So Marigold, my love, you've had too much to drink...



I can totally make out that guy masturbating! Gross dude!




dog with eyebrows
Feb 19, 2005



I think it's time for you to dust, by the way

altazakin
Aug 2, 2004

So you're not that special. Welcome to the human race!

Well, we all looked, too, didn't we.

Masochrist
Nov 6, 2007

DON'T COME IN HERE

This is not true unless it's also on video.

tobu
Aug 20, 2004

Bunny-Bee makes me happy!

Pull up your blinds!

Pull down your pants!

AND RACE HIM!

Onosy
Oct 2, 2002

I owe wtfd00d 10 bux lol~!!1

This picture belongs in the "post awesome pictures" thread. Guy clearly does not give a gently caress.

Mackerel, the Thief
Sep 24, 2003



Start jacking off by your window. Maybe he'll see you and make a thread about it. Then you'll know who it is.

Bzdega2
Feb 22, 2004
What the deuce?

hello neighbor

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Crazy Banter
Apr 1, 2001


How many people checked the thread to make sure it wasn't them?

sitchelin
Aug 15, 2007
JOCKEY OWNS

Stichelin it is, thank you!


Prince posted:

This is what I am looking at outside my window right as I type this

That's kinda gay brah.

Prince
Jul 12, 2006
I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST BECAUSE IM GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GOD DAMN SPINE

I should point out that he does this every Friday night.

He always pulls down the left blind but never the right one.

... OMG he just opened the left blind. I'm not even joking.

I am 60% certain he wants me to watch.

Requests for video..?

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

I'm calling fake, there's nothing on any of my favorite news sites about this breaking story.

masterfly
Aug 8, 2006


I like how he's got a candle lit to set the mood.

bummer dude
Jun 20, 2004

duuuude

its so beautiful when a voyeur finds his first true exhibitionist

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

A crab is nature's gentleman.


I was really hoping to beat off to this thread, but you can't see poo poo. you're the worst picture taker in the history of picture taking. why didn't you just put your loving thumb over the lens and take the picture? It would have had the same effect. god you suck.

telloc
May 20, 2001

cult of personality

Do you live in a jail? He might just be putting on a show for you convicts.

Bzdega2
Feb 22, 2004
What the deuce?

Prince posted:

I should point out that he does this every Friday night.

He always pulls down the left blind but never the right one.

... OMG he just opened the left blind. I'm not even joking.

I am 60% certain he wants me to watch.

Requests for video..?

You should just go ask him out seeing as this has been going on awhile.

Bat Ham
Apr 22, 2008

Bat Nan


Stick a sign outside your blinds on the window facing him saying 'The internet says hi!'

DIEGETIC SPACEMAN
Feb 25, 2007

fuck a car
i'll do a mothafuckin' walk-by


Prince posted:

I should point out that he does this every Friday night.

He always pulls down the left blind but never the right one.

... OMG he just opened the left blind. I'm not even joking.

I am 60% certain he wants me to watch.

Requests for video..?
I hate to break it to you, but I think you're the only person interested in watching your neighbor jerk off.

Dial911
Mar 18, 2004

ASK ME ABOUT MY LORD AND SAVIOR!!!

Well hello there neighbor

limehouse v3.0
Oct 22, 2008


He does all the work and you take all the internet comedy credit.

The Elohist Jahwist
Feb 11, 2008

by Ozma


isnt this illegal in some way

The Flying Fish
Dec 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!


Status report? If he hasn't blow yet make sure you shout out a hearty congratulations when he does.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

The Elohist Jahwist posted:

isnt this illegal in some way
Probably in many ways

Stuntcock
Oct 15, 2000

Annoyed, but NOT DEAD


Whoa, how in the living gently caress with this turn out?

or or ?

Spliff
Sep 16, 2005

i love choking myself when i cum.


Maybe if you start masturbating, you and your neighbor may lock eyes and start a wonderful lifelong friendship.

Vetinari
Mar 25, 2006

by Fistgrrl


Is this really what gbs has become? OMG!

Mackerel, the Thief
Sep 24, 2003



You should totally start beating off out the window and when you're about to cum, scream at the top of your lungs and try and shoot your load all the way to his window. You guys could have a weekly shoot-out.

Mulletstation
May 9, 2004

mo' mullets mo' problems


Keep the camera rolling and run over and knock on his door.

It'll be like a sitcom!

Prince
Jul 12, 2006
I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST BECAUSE IM GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GOD DAMN SPINE

UPDATE

I think he's still going but its gotten darker so its more difficult to tell.

Usually the ending is signified by him having a smoke on the balcony in a bathrobe.

He has seen me before but he keeps going

illionaire
Apr 18, 2005

It's all about the
Yenjamins,
baby


Prince posted:

UPDATE

I think he's still going but its gotten darker so its more difficult to tell.

Usually the ending is signified by him having a smoke on the balcony in a bathrobe.

He has seen me before but he keeps going

Shine a flashlight in through his window.

Mulletstation
May 9, 2004

mo' mullets mo' problems


Notorious Z-O-G posted:

Shine a flashlight in through his window.

laser pointer, keep tracing out a dick on his carpet.

ryanbruce
May 1, 2002

The "Dell Dude"


Granted you can't really see anything since you're a poor photographer, but a NWS link to the image rather than having it inline would've been nice. Since I primarily browse SA via the RSS feeds, all I see is "My neighbour is jerking it in front of his wind.." which does not warn me of the :NWS: nature.

Good day sir.

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Nam Taf
Jun 25, 2005

I am Fat Man, hear me roar!


ryanbruce posted:

Since I primarily browse SA via the RSS feeds, all I see is "My neighbour is jerking it in front of his wind.." which does not warn me of the :NWS: nature.
How can you not understand the possibility of that being NWS? Do you lack any common sense?

Goddammit OP you loving suck with your photography. The least you could've done is not effectively censored him with a blind.

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