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Prince posted:BTW he jerking off to his TV (but I can't see what hes watching) Family Ties
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eclipse232 posted:I hope he makes a water balloon with his semen and hits your window with it. That is both a hilarious and terrifying thought. What's he meant to do, save it up in the freezer?
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sov68n posted:This is pretty much the funniest part of the thread. Yes! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 24, 2008 14:58
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I wish this had been posted in FYAD or BYOB so it would have been funny
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dick cock dick cock posted:I wish this had been posted in FYAD or BYOB so it would have been funny Oh yeah man, totally.
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Oct 24, 2008 15:43
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If it was posted in FYAD I can guarantee that 90% of the replies would have been "fag" or some variant.
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dick cock dick cock posted:I wish this had been posted in FYAD or BYOB so it would have been funny The Flying Fish posted:If it was posted in FYAD I can guarantee that 90% of the replies would have been "fag" or some variant.
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Oct 24, 2008 16:03
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Picture of the OP masturbating by the window, in view of his neighbor. That would be wonderful.dick cock dick cock posted:I wish this had been posted in FYAD or BYOB so it would have been funny I wish you had posted in FYAD or BYOB it would have been so ________
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Oct 24, 2008 16:13
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Plasma1010 posted:Picture of the OP masturbating by the window, in view of his neighbor. That would be wonderful. You're jerkin it to Match Game, aren't you? Charles Nelson Reilly is so hott!
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Oct 24, 2008 16:16
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I love how everyone is simultaneously frustrated by how creepy/weird/inappropriate this thread is, and by how they can't see the guy jerking it.
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Oct 24, 2008 16:19
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Have we considered the possibility that this is life imitating "art"? That the guy across the alley isn't really another guy at all but it's the OP in an alternate dimension? Just like in the movie 1408? Note to self: Quit drawing with permanent marker, it fucks up your brain.
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Oct 24, 2008 16:47
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This might've been the best way to begin my Friday. I want to see Mr. Jackoff smile and wink at the camera right at the point of climax. Wait...maybe I don't.
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Oct 24, 2008 16:54
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ryanbruce posted:Granted you can't really see anything since you're a poor photographer, but a NWS link to the image rather than having it inline would've been nice. Since I primarily browse SA via the RSS feeds, all I see is "My neighbour is jerking it in front of his wind.." which does not warn me of the Hey how about not loving visiting threads called "My neighbour is jerking it" when commanding your IT help desk?
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Oct 24, 2008 16:56
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I can't see poo poo.
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Oct 24, 2008 16:57
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OP try shining a laser pointer dot right at his dick. There's no way the bastard can keep going with that sort of distraction! If that doesn't stop him, sneak up to his window and blow an air horn.
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Oct 24, 2008 17:13
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Go over and knock on his door and look him in the eye and ask if Rosie Palm is at home. If he says no, giggle and hurry back to your computer to post about it on SomethingAwful. If he says yes, go inside and have gay sex with him.
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Oct 24, 2008 17:18
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The OP and the guy are having a jack off party. I mean, its not gay right? Just two friends whacking themselves off in the same room.
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Oct 24, 2008 17:30
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Order a pizza for him, and then wait outside his door when the pizza man arrives. I bet you will he answer the door naked.
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Oct 24, 2008 17:30
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damnhooligan posted:Congrats. With this post, you've managed to be creepier than the guy you're photographing. Darn tootin'. Does nobody in your neighborhood actually use the blinds for the purpose of obscuring view into their windows?
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Oct 24, 2008 17:34
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While it borders on creepy is there really anything illegal about doing this? I know expectation of privacy and such but if he's masturbating right in front of a window that he knows neighbors can look into how much expectation of privacy does he really have? Somewhat related, I live on a pretty busy street full of bars and seen many people pulled over and be arrested for DUIs right below my window. The other day I saw someone get pulled over and two cops get out of the car to talk to her, I grabbed my binoculars to watch what was going on and somehow the cop noticed me 9 stories up with my binoculars and pointed his flashlight at me. I retreated for a second and then thought "Wait, what the hell, I'm on my private property watching the police doing official business on a public street, I'm perfectly entitled to watch if I want, so I went back out and watched. He pointed the flashlight at me, I didn't retreat this time so he just starred at me looking really pissed off. Was I in the right here? I can't imagine there is anything legally or ethically wrong with watching something happen on a public street, binoculars or not, especially when there are government employees involved. Three Olives fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Oct 24, 2008 |
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u fucken rule
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Three Olives posted:While it borders on creepy is there really anything illegal about doing this? I know expectation of privacy and such but if he's masturbating right in front of a window that he knows neighbors can look into how much expectation of privacy does he really have?
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Oct 24, 2008 19:03
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As much as it's creepy that the OP is watching his neighbour masturbate, he did include a picture, so I don't know how to feel.
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Oct 24, 2008 19:07
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I've seen some of the strangest posts on these forums over the past decade, but this is up there as one of the strangest. OP, you are officially the creepiest guy on SA at this moment in time; thanks for sharing this.
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Oct 24, 2008 19:13
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I'm waiting for the new thread: SOMEONE IS WATCHING ME MASTURBATE THROUGH MY WINDOW! Included is a pic of the OP taking a picture of this dude.
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Crazy Banter posted:How many people checked the thread to make sure it wasn't them? I've jerked it before, and realized that my hanging blinds were caught on my sliding glass door's handle. A few apartments across from me could probably see my furiously beating off, or porn on my computer screen. Maybe both, with the right angle.
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Oct 24, 2008 19:23
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ahahahah
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The Flying Fish posted:If it was posted in FYAD I can guarantee that 90% of the replies would have been "fag" or some variant. no i wouldve goldmined it immediately
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Oct 24, 2008 19:26
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I just wish I lived someplace where it was already Friday night, instead of sitting in an office at 11:30 am. But I wouldn't be spending the evening taking pictures of my neighbor jerking off. On the other hand, someone in the condo across the street and up a few floors has nice large picture windows and a loving huge television. I've seen porn on it a few times. Nothing like fake lesbians larger than life.
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Oct 24, 2008 19:32
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Funny coincidence with the timing, I just walked by the rear fire door to our computer lab and saw a guy on a porn site, but fortunately not jerking off. I informed one of the student workers and am eagerly waiting to hear how the confrontation went.
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this is the greatest thread
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Oct 24, 2008 19:42
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Well did he cum or what?
Piss off.
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Oct 24, 2008 19:55
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Indiana posted:Well did he cum or what? Jesus Christ man, there are just some things you do not discuss in public!
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McFunkerson posted:Jesus Christ man, there are just some things you do not discuss in public! Luckily, this is not one of them. So, did he cum?
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Oct 24, 2008 20:07
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If he finished, describe any noises he made.
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Lee Bow posted:If he finished, describe any noises he made.
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Forest Fuckery posted:Just imagine trying to jerk it while some creep is setting up a camera tripod and aiming a directional mic at your way. How much jizz would it take to fill one of those dish mics they use in NFL?
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OP you better not blueball us here. WE NEED A RESOLUTION! "Prince," what an appropriate name for the poster of this thread.
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