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Elbonio
Dec 20, 2006

"EEETAAALAAAAA
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Prince posted:

BTW he jerking off to his TV (but I can't see what hes watching)

Family Ties

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Senor Tron
May 25, 2006



eclipse232 posted:

I hope he makes a water balloon with his semen and hits your window with it.

That is both a hilarious and terrifying thought.

What's he meant to do, save it up in the freezer?

EricDraven
Apr 10, 2007

Take your shot. You've got me dead bang.

sov68n posted:

This is pretty much the funniest part of the thread.

Yes!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Lee Tunnell
May 21, 2007



I wish this had been posted in FYAD or BYOB so it would have been funny

Horsemama1956
Sep 7, 2000


dick cock dick cock posted:

I wish this had been posted in FYAD or BYOB so it would have been funny

Oh yeah man, totally.

The Flying Fish
Dec 31, 2007



If it was posted in FYAD I can guarantee that 90% of the replies would have been "fag" or some variant.

destructo
Apr 29, 2006


dick cock dick cock posted:

I wish this had been posted in FYAD or BYOB so it would have been funny
Yeah brah the forum it gets posted in totally dictates the content of the post.

The Flying Fish posted:

If it was posted in FYAD I can guarantee that 90% of the replies would have been "fag" or some variant.
fag

Plasma1010
Jul 2, 2007

by T. Mascis


Picture of the OP masturbating by the window, in view of his neighbor. That would be wonderful.

dick cock dick cock posted:

I wish this had been posted in FYAD or BYOB so it would have been funny

I wish you had posted in FYAD or BYOB it would have been so ________

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Hiding in my
Internet Happy Box

Plasma1010 posted:

Picture of the OP masturbating by the window, in view of his neighbor. That would be wonderful.


I wish you had posted in FYAD or BYOB it would have been so ________

You're jerkin it to Match Game, aren't you? Charles Nelson Reilly is so hott!

Astfgl
Aug 31, 2001



I love how everyone is simultaneously frustrated by how creepy/weird/inappropriate this thread is, and by how they can't see the guy jerking it.

gingersmurf
Feb 21, 2007

I am Nigeria's bitch.

Have we considered the possibility that this is life imitating "art"? That the guy across the alley isn't really another guy at all but it's the OP in an alternate dimension? Just like in the movie 1408?

Note to self: Quit drawing with permanent marker, it fucks up your brain.

Distended Bowel
Dec 27, 2006

Powdered ToastMan!

This might've been the best way to begin my Friday.

I want to see Mr. Jackoff smile and wink at the camera right at the point of climax.

Wait...maybe I don't.

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO
Sep 6, 2008



ryanbruce posted:

Granted you can't really see anything since you're a poor photographer, but a NWS link to the image rather than having it inline would've been nice. Since I primarily browse SA via the RSS feeds, all I see is "My neighbour is jerking it in front of his wind.." which does not warn me of the :NWS: nature.

Good day sir.



Hey how about not loving visiting threads called "My neighbour is jerking it" when commanding your IT help desk?

Global Economy
Aug 15, 2005


I can't see poo poo.

click click
Aug 9, 2006



OP try shining a laser pointer dot right at his dick.
There's no way the bastard can keep going with that sort of distraction!

If that doesn't stop him, sneak up to his window and blow an air horn.

QUEEN CAUCUS
Oct 26, 2004

The rodent of your dreams

Go over and knock on his door and look him in the eye and ask if Rosie Palm is at home.


If he says no, giggle and hurry back to your computer to post about it on SomethingAwful.

If he says yes, go inside and have gay sex with him.

Nthman
Nov 3, 2004

Creepy

The OP and the guy are having a jack off party. I mean, its not gay right? Just two friends whacking themselves off in the same room.

Poppleganger
Jul 29, 2004
AR$E

Order a pizza for him, and then wait outside his door when the pizza man arrives. I bet you will he answer the door naked.

Pemmican
Sep 29, 2008


damnhooligan posted:

Congrats. With this post, you've managed to be creepier than the guy you're photographing.

Darn tootin'. Does nobody in your neighborhood actually use the blinds for the purpose of obscuring view into their windows?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Ummmm....

While it borders on creepy is there really anything illegal about doing this? I know expectation of privacy and such but if he's masturbating right in front of a window that he knows neighbors can look into how much expectation of privacy does he really have?

Somewhat related, I live on a pretty busy street full of bars and seen many people pulled over and be arrested for DUIs right below my window. The other day I saw someone get pulled over and two cops get out of the car to talk to her, I grabbed my binoculars to watch what was going on and somehow the cop noticed me 9 stories up with my binoculars and pointed his flashlight at me. I retreated for a second and then thought "Wait, what the hell, I'm on my private property watching the police doing official business on a public street, I'm perfectly entitled to watch if I want, so I went back out and watched. He pointed the flashlight at me, I didn't retreat this time so he just starred at me looking really pissed off. Was I in the right here? I can't imagine there is anything legally or ethically wrong with watching something happen on a public street, binoculars or not, especially when there are government employees involved.

Three Olives fucked around with this message at Oct 24, 2008 around 16:55

sakattack
Oct 29, 2007

by Tiny Fistpump


u fucken rule

BeerInTheDark
Nov 2, 2004

I deserve my own goddamn rank!

Three Olives posted:

While it borders on creepy is there really anything illegal about doing this? I know expectation of privacy and such but if he's masturbating right in front of a window that he knows neighbors can look into how much expectation of privacy does he really have?

Somewhat related, I live on a pretty busy street full of bars and seen many people pulled over and be arrested for DUIs right below my window. The other day I saw someone get pulled over and two cops get out of the car to talk to her, I grabbed my binoculars to watch what was going on and somehow the cop noticed me 9 stories up with my binoculars and pointed his flashlight at me. I retreated for a second and then thought "Wait, what the hell, I'm on my private property watching the police doing official business on a public street, I'm perfectly entitled to watch if I want, so I went back out and watched. He pointed the flashlight at me, I didn't retreat this time so he just starred at me looking really pissed off. Was I in the right here? I can't imagine there is anything legally or ethically wrong with watching something happen on a public street, binoculars or not, especially when there are government employees involved.
I'm pretty sure what you did isn't illegal. There's a group around here that will follow police to film them making arrest to make sure the police aren't abusing their power.

EightyNineWarren
Jul 30, 2006
The Internet is Serious Business

As much as it's creepy that the OP is watching his neighbour masturbate, he did include a picture, so I don't know how to feel.

Hellraiser
Jun 30, 2000


I've seen some of the strangest posts on these forums over the past decade, but this is up there as one of the strangest.

OP, you are officially the creepiest guy on SA at this moment in time; thanks for sharing this.

I Are Internet
Jun 1, 2007

404 Mercy not found

I'm waiting for the new thread:

SOMEONE IS WATCHING ME MASTURBATE THROUGH MY WINDOW!

Included is a pic of the OP taking a picture of this dude.

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!


Crazy Banter posted:

How many people checked the thread to make sure it wasn't them?

I've jerked it before, and realized that my hanging blinds were caught on my sliding glass door's handle. A few apartments across from me could probably see my furiously beating off, or porn on my computer screen. Maybe both, with the right angle.

mons al-madeen
Jun 20, 2001

you will experience beer.

ahahahah

mons al-madeen
Jun 20, 2001

you will experience beer.

The Flying Fish posted:

If it was posted in FYAD I can guarantee that 90% of the replies would have been "fag" or some variant.

no i wouldve goldmined it immediately

The Pink Ninja
Sep 19, 2006


At least we've got "pics"

Kalista
Oct 18, 2001


I just wish I lived someplace where it was already Friday night, instead of sitting in an office at 11:30 am.

But I wouldn't be spending the evening taking pictures of my neighbor jerking off.

On the other hand, someone in the condo across the street and up a few floors has nice large picture windows and a loving huge television. I've seen porn on it a few times. Nothing like fake lesbians larger than life.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005



Funny coincidence with the timing, I just walked by the rear fire door to our computer lab and saw a guy on a porn site, but fortunately not jerking off. I informed one of the student workers and am eagerly waiting to hear how the confrontation went.

Jung Jeezy
Dec 24, 2007

From: moonshine, re: your bread avatar

this is the greatest thread

Indiana
Feb 28, 2003
We named the dog Indiana!

Well did he cum or what?

Piss off.

Tekninja
Dec 23, 2007
DIY Hacking Instructor

Where are the updates on this

McFunkerson
Mar 8, 2003
*shrug*

Indiana posted:

Well did he cum or what?

Jesus Christ man, there are just some things you do not discuss in public!

MikeyKins
May 9, 2004

Dan, there's a reason why we get emails calling you Le Bafart, Le Baturd, Le Bajerk...


McFunkerson posted:

Jesus Christ man, there are just some things you do not discuss in public!

Luckily, this is not one of them.

So, did he cum?

Lee Bow
May 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl


If he finished, describe any noises he made.

Illegal Username
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.


Lee Bow posted:

If he finished, describe any noises he made.
Just imagine trying to jerk it while some creep is setting up a camera tripod and aiming a directional mic at your way.

Ruby got Railed
Sep 29, 2001




Forest Fuckery posted:

Just imagine trying to jerk it while some creep is setting up a camera tripod and aiming a directional mic at your way.

How much jizz would it take to fill one of those dish mics they use in NFL?

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Tekninja
Dec 23, 2007
DIY Hacking Instructor

OP you better not blueball us here. WE NEED A RESOLUTION!

"Prince," what an appropriate name for the poster of this thread.

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