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[Spoon]
Dec 15, 2003
on the TOILET

How does one do this?

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blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

RealKyleH posted:

THE FORD TAURUS



I need this on a black tshirt so badly

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Natural Complementarity in Due Season

blugu64 posted:

I need this on a black tshirt so badly
Also needs a naked chick lying on it, like that Boris Vallejo does his fantasy artwork.

Bulk Vanderhuge
May 02, 2009


A vehicle this magnificent surely must prove the existence of intelligent design.

kimbo305
Jun 09, 2007

He is I, and I am him


You Am I posted:

Also needs a naked chick lying on it, like that Boris Vallejo does his fantasy artwork.

I saw the Boris sig in the corner. He did it, right?

Bucephalus
Mar 19, 2009


[Spoon] posted:

How does one do this?



Very carelessly.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Natural Complementarity in Due Season

kimbo305 posted:

I saw the Boris sig in the corner. He did it, right?
Maybe, but a lot of people fake his work, and has been court cases about his work being plagiarized

Gorilla Salad
Sep 22, 2003

There's no problem that can't be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts

[Spoon] posted:

How does one do this?



I've given this image a lot of thought since I first saw it and can only conclude that the car stuck against the roof came from outside the carpark like a goddamn missile.

They must have lost control on the street outside, mounted the curb, bounced off the raised flowerbed and straight into the ground floor of the carpark. Then, given the still upward angle of the car, it simply went straight up and over the bonnet of the parked wagon, flipping it in the process.

Of course, the car must have been going at a ridiculous clip to manage to end up like it did.

RealKyleH
Dec 22, 2007


kimbo305 posted:

I saw the Boris sig in the corner. He did it, right?

I got it from the FYAD thread about him.

Rear Admiral BOOYA
Oct 27, 2004

vooooodooo runnin' from mah magic

einTier posted:

Yeah, that's him alright. It shows up in this video, that was probably sometime last year. He keeps bringing new dyno sheets around and every time he shows up, it's scarier than it was before -- if that's possible.

We most certainly do not condone his street racing and have been trying to get him to quit it, but there is no denying the car is brutally fast and deceptively so.


Goddamn. After watching those videos, I realize just how fast that loving thing is. I've never been in it racing anyone, so zero frame of reference other than "holy loving poo poo, this thing is going to loving kill me."

Oh, and it was faster than that the last time I rode in it, and he's about to get about another 200 horsepower.

I'm not sure which iteration of his evolution this was, but I think it was the setup before the last one.

Click here for the full 800x600 image.


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This was like eight million pages back, but this guy is a friend of mine, and he has since made a custom, one-off compound turbo kit for his car. The only way I think he can go faster is if he puts a gravity well generator on the front of his car, and rides the ripple in space/time. When he hammers on the throttle you get instant tunnel vision.

Sometimes, people put their heart and soul into something, and his Streetfighter is no exception.

wigbot v2.0
Oct 10, 2008

Hales

meltie posted:

Bum. Close, though. Hewden rang a bell for me.

I stand corrected

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7857643.stm

Willy Lee
Aug 20, 2008


Though this was pretty good.


This guy was caught near me after he ran a red light while drink driving, possessing a controlled weapon, driving without a licence and driving an unreg/unroadworthy vehicle in peak hour traffic. With a battery in the passenger seat powering the car.

Sterndotstern
Nov 16, 2002


Willy Lee posted:

This guy was caught near me after he ran a red light while drink driving, possessing a controlled weapon, driving without a licence and driving an unreg/unroadworthy vehicle in peak hour traffic. With a battery in the passenger seat powering the car.

This man is not one to be limited by your "rules" or "sense."

Speaking of which, content:


Motherfucking barstool ice racing. The last "driver" looks like an understeering power ranger.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Natural Complementarity in Due Season

Willy Lee posted:

Though this was pretty good.


This guy was caught near me after he ran a red light while drink driving, possessing a controlled weapon, driving without a licence and driving an unreg/unroadworthy vehicle in peak hour traffic. With a battery in the passenger seat powering the car.
An old Gemini. Classy looking vehicle, was he driving at night?

identikit
Dec 24, 2005


Sterndotstern posted:

This man is not one to be limited by your "rules" or "sense."

Speaking of which, content:


Motherfucking barstool ice racing. The last "driver" looks like an understeering power ranger.

I love the varying degree of seriousness. From pads and race suit to 'nah gently caress it, hoodie and jeans it is!'

Phy
Jun 27, 2008

I'm hiding in Honduras


Bulk Vanderhuge posted:

A vehicle this magnificent surely must prove the existence of intelligent design.

God creates dinosaurs
God destroys dinosaurs
God creates man
Man creates Taurus
Taurus destroys God
Boris inherits the earth

ozziegt
Jul 08, 2005

cool under pressure


identikit posted:

I love the varying degree of seriousness. From pads and race suit to 'nah gently caress it, hoodie and jeans it is!'

The most hilarious thing is that their race order is opposite the seriousness of their clothes. Must be the extra weight!

_firehawk
Sep 12, 2004

And you can count, on me, waiting for you in the parking lot.

RealKyleH posted:

I got it from the FYAD thread about him.

Can I ask for a link? I am rather afraid of FYAD and could easily lose my way in that place.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004



It's a legitimate Vallejo work.

http://www.imaginistix.com/details.cfm?Id=523

redscare
Aug 14, 2003




-Spiffy- posted:

English Russia could probably have its own thread dedicated, but here is a typical Train Commute for Russians:



Click here for the full 800x598 image.


Note one of the kids looks no older than 7 O_o

http://englishrussia.com/?p=2694

Back when I was like 6, my parents and I along with some family friends went on a kayaking trip. The final passenger train stop was some serious kms away from the river so we bribed the engineer of a freight train to let us hitch a ride on an unused flatbed. And then we had to jump off (well, I got thrown off) a slow-moving freight train since he couldn't stop.

I got the whooping cough after that trip. That sucked.

redscare fucked around with this message at May 13, 2009 around 20:15

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006


when I was a kid (in the early 80's) some of my friends' older brothers used to regularly hop the freight trains out of town to the surrounding cities (in Iowa).

Being 9 or whatever I always thought this was pretty cool/hobotastic/insane.

Eventually a girl trying this got run over by a train and lost both her arms to the elbow though, and I think that kind of ended the concept of this being a good idea.

blambert
Jul 02, 2007
you spin me right round baby right round.



Edit: loving impressive work whoever managed to do this.









blambert fucked around with this message at May 13, 2009 around 23:17

ynotony
Apr 14, 2003

Yea...this is pretty much the smartest thing I have ever done.

^^^^That would fit in a CRV if that person wasn't in the back seat/trunk area.

[Spoon] posted:

How does one do this?



The Audi on the left and BMW on the right were very lucky.

Whitey Ford
Jan 29, 2007

Chairman of the Board

blambert posted:

Holy poo poo

There has to be a higher res version of the first photo in this sequence.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

blambert posted:



This is amazing, is there a ramp or something hiding around the corner?

blambert
Jul 02, 2007
you spin me right round baby right round.

I had a look for a better quality one but no luck. There's loads of other photos but that first ones the best.

Story here

Two Finger
Aug 04, 2007


It was a guy with a lead foot who hit a bush and somehow managed to launch his car into the roof of a church in Germany. I'll find the story, it's pretty hilarious.

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

blambert posted:

I had a look for a better quality one but no luck. There's loads of other photos but that first ones the best.

Story here
Oh, ok, it's a guy who misplaced contain of his sheep Skoda Octavia. Great rapidity.

ozziegt
Jul 08, 2005

cool under pressure


xopher.white posted:

Oh, ok, it's a guy who misplaced contain of his sheep Skoda Octavia. Great rapidity.

Yeah, what is up with the horrible translation? I feel safer knowing that "Police and remedial workforce will cart out taxing on a blood trial full from the driver to control if alcohol or drugs played a part in the thing."

GWBBQ
Jan 02, 2005



What the hell is that POS doing at a performance shop?


No, that can't be right.


But it is



That, my friends, is the ultimate sleeper. A Toyota Tercel that has dynoed over 500 wheel horsepower.

 Hagetaka
Jul 21, 2004

BLACK IS BACK


identikit posted:

I love the varying degree of seriousness. From pads and race suit to 'nah gently caress it, hoodie and jeans it is!'

you see this a lot in lawnmower racing. It's hilarious to see a dude in a full firesuit, gloves and booties getting smoked by a guy in an eggshell helmet and no t-shirt smoking a Marlboro Red

Two Finger
Aug 04, 2007


ozziegt posted:

Yeah, what is up with the horrible translation? I feel safer knowing that "Police and remedial workforce will cart out taxing on a blood trial full from the driver to control if alcohol or drugs played a part in the thing."

http://www.spiegel.de/international...,616777,00.html
Try this
It's a much better translation.

[Spoon]
Dec 15, 2003
on the TOILET



Surprisingly clean for a car that spends most of its time in the snow.

MA-Horus
Dec 03, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 110 hours!




A VW? With ELECTRICAL ISSUES?

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

Ein Volk,
Ein Reich,
Viele Autos


GWBBQ posted:

What the hell is that POS doing at a performance shop?


No, that can't be right.


But it is



That, my friends, is the ultimate sleeper. A Toyota Tercel that has dynoed over 500 wheel horsepower.

Dear god, a pass from that car must be the most thing on the face of the planet.

InterceptorV8
Mar 09, 2004

Eastbound and down


blambert posted:




Just some good ole boys, not mean'n so harm...

I can't be the only one who heard that song in their head looking at those pictures,

destructo
Apr 29, 2006


GWBBQ posted:

What the hell is that POS doing at a performance shop?

WE NEED VIDEO.

TimeTrash
Jul 15, 2003

HEY IS THIS THING ON

that Tercel is the absolute poo poo, loving insane

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Chevrolet tattoos done right?



Source

Pilsner
Nov 23, 2002



MA-Horus posted:



A VW? With ELECTRICAL ISSUES?

How do you determine that the fire has anything to do with an electrical issue?

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