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TimeTrash
Jul 15, 2003

HEY IS THIS THING ON

NoneMoreNegative posted:

My Credit Card hand is twitching



do it do it do it do it you know you really want to DO IT

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emoltra
Nov 28, 2006



xopher.white posted:

I was thinking "This is a Ferrari. Get off you are a goat. You can't even operate a manual transmission."

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

emoltra posted:



http://videos.streetfire.net/video/Paul430_714343.htm

Ferrari's have manual transmissions? (For some reason the user removed the video from Youtube. I'm sure this has already been posted in the Youtube thread also.)

Armacham
Mar 03, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

who is driving car

goat is driving car

oxbrain
Aug 18, 2005

Race it until the wheels come off, then keep going.

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=h...v%3DT40ky_A9coU

D C
Jun 20, 2004

Vorsprung durch Technik,
Direkt zu Stalingrad



AHAHAHAH

Ohh man this is magic!

Marux
Mar 15, 2008

Shall we do it?


Is there anything the yelling goat doesn't go well with?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER


"Bacteria."

TimeTrash posted:

do it do it do it do it you know you really want to DO IT
ugh shut up

I've dropped the guy a mail to see what the headroom's like in it - I'm 6'4" and would prefer not to drive with a crick in my neck If it comes back sounding OK I think I'll have a day trip up to glorious Aberdeen on the train to kick some tyres...

Pilsner
Nov 23, 2002



LobsterboyX posted:

i love the fact that ive worked on the singer...and the fact that my good friend painted it. right now its sitting next to my 58 buick limited in a shop in la.

Another day, another post by Lobsterboy plugging his 50's Buick. Nothing new!

How have you worked on the Singer? Polished its wheels?

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 03, 2000


that is a pimp rear end goat and if i had a ferrari i would not hesitate to throw him in the passenger seat and go cruising for chicks. i would put a garbage bag on the seat though.

chem42
Aug 31, 2006


Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

that is a pimp rear end goat and if i had a ferrari i would not hesitate to throw him in the passenger seat and go cruising for chicks. i would put a garbage bag on the seat though.

I wouldn't do that. Goats have no respect, if they're not making GBS threads on something that means they're chewing on it.

Linedance
Jan 05, 2007

who disturbs my leisure?!


Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

that is a pimp rear end goat and if i had a ferrari i would not hesitate to throw him in the passenger seat and go cruising for chicks. i would put a garbage bag on the seat though.

it would eat the garbage bag.

goatse guy
Jan 23, 2007

I'M A SHAAAAAAARK!

chem42 posted:

I wouldn't do that. Goats have no respect, if they're not making GBS threads on something that means they're chewing on it.

Or headbutting it. Goats are huge assholes.

ab0z
Jun 28, 2008

I'm a fucking pain machine and if you even touch my fucking car I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU.


Linedance posted:

it would eat the garbage bag.

That's not an exaggeration. You really need to watch what's in range of their teeth so they don't choke and die.

omgitstheinternet
Apr 28, 2005

can i kick Zionists off of all Palestinian land?


chem42 posted:

I wouldn't do that. Goats have no respect, if they're not making GBS threads on something that means they're chewing on it.

A friend of mine had a goat and it was the meanest thing in the world. It grabbed a cigarette out of my hand and ate it once, and if I hadn't moved it would have probably tried to eat my hand next.

ozziegt
Jul 08, 2005

cool under pressure


Sorry, but it seems strangely appropriate at this time.

ozziegt
Jul 08, 2005

cool under pressure


parrhesia posted:

It was. There's a video of it on Jalopnik.

Why go to Jalopnik when we have someone from the team with his own AI thread

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

A Timelord went looking for America and couldn't find it anywhere.

I sense a new theme emerging.

Tossed_Salad_Man
Feb 19, 2002

Calmer than you are....

I wanna see tits on/in cars not teats.

As for headbutting goats. You need to grab their front or rear legs and twist them onto the ground onto their side/back. You have to show them who is the boss. It's the same thing as dogs humping legs. for gods sake don't run.

Tossed_Salad_Man fucked around with this message at Nov 03, 2009 around 17:10

c355n4
Jan 03, 2007





Related youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8B9...player_embedded

That is one fat goat on that Buick Regal.

nm
Jan 28, 2008


goatse guy posted:

Or headbutting it. Goats are huge assholes.
But they makes such tasty cheese.

B4Ctom1
Oct 05, 2003

JDAM HAPPENS


trouser chili posted:

Here's a nice 1970 Chevy Monte Carlo. Why would anyone bother with it though? I mean 1970 they were kinda big, and slow, and heavy, and smog-addled.


Wait, what the hell is under the hood?


Oh I see, we're actively attempting to see if we can destroy the car by twisting it in half.


videos

drive off, drive by, startup, and inside views of the above car
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO_kjaxIDzc

tire smoking above car
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9--ISeNexM

While looking I found this C5 vette with a twin turbo diesel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw9FTFlSsB0

and a C3 vette too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAWbD9io6bg
http://forums.somethingawful.com/ne...ostid=364067819

There are also videos of 3 different duramax chevelles as well.

Previa_fun posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1dv_y_3EK0

Aircraft brake test awesomeness. I can't begin to imagine the energy involved here.

During the first gulf war a KC-135 refueler lost its hydraulics. They hand pumped all the brakes to "full" and it landed with the brakes essentially "locked". The pilot brought it in real slow at near stall. It landed in an unbelievable short distance blowing out EVERY tire with a series of massive "booms" which scared the gently caress out of everyone who was already on edge because of a series of SCUD attacks already. Someone got trigger happy and all the air-raid sirens started sounding.

my1999gsr posted:

Bring back the COPO program!!!

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? The US car companies have spent a LOT of that bailout money paying back debt run up by spending spending spending to TELL you what you are going to buy, cutting performance programs, and nerfing awesome concept cars into wimpy imps. Now you think you are just going to come along and start giving them input on how YOU want your car built? What nerve!

Matlock posted:



Nothing AIer than a three-wheeler that can support a 500 pound man.

what if an aerospace CNC machinist takes a Honda ATC (that 3 wheeler) and does like $25k worth of mods, re-engineering, CNC and titanium parts for it?


more
http://www.outlawperformance.com/images/dons3wheeler/

I once watched them ride it across a lake!

second thread contribution:

Ola
Jul 19, 2004



B4Ctom1 posted:



During the first gulf war a KC-135 refueler lost its hydraulics. They hand pumped all the brakes to "full" and it landed with the brakes essentially "locked". The pilot brought it in real slow at near stall. It landed in an unbelievable short distance blowing out EVERY tire with a series of massive "booms" which scared the gently caress out of everyone who was already on edge because of a series of SCUD attacks already. Someone got trigger happy and all the air-raid sirens started sounding.


Braking airplanes can be hard. I don't know why these guys decided to abort their takeoff but I do know they were adamant about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ogb69OBceRI

neckbeard
Jan 25, 2004

Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...


Remember that video of Ken Block driving an STi all over a New Zealand ski hill? I guess it couldn't handle the backcountry because he now has this:



dietcokefiend
Apr 28, 2004
HEY ILL HAV 2 TXT U L8TR I JUST DROVE IN 2 A DAYCARE AND SCRATCHED MY RAZR

Ola posted:

Braking airplanes can be hard. I don't know why these guys decided to abort their takeoff but I do know they were adamant about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ogb69OBceRI

Saw this on one of the related videos


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bDNCac2N1o

rowebot44
Feb 21, 2006


dietcokefiend posted:

Saw this on one of the related videos


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bDNCac2N1o

Old airframes tended to fall apart if they were not looked after. Later models of the c-130 got additional support in the wings.

Ziploc
Sep 19, 2006
MX-5

Jesus Christ that's terrifying.

redscare
Aug 14, 2003




neckbeard posted:

Remember that video of Ken Block driving an STi all over a New Zealand ski hill? I guess it couldn't handle the backcountry because he now has this:





I want to drive that so loving badly

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008



Click here for the full 862x580 image.


Cargoat goatcar

As far as I'm concerned, motorcycles count too.

Click here for the full 1024x768 image.


emoltra
Nov 28, 2006



neckbeard posted:

Remember that video of Ken Block driving an STi all over a New Zealand ski hill? I guess it couldn't handle the backcountry because he now has this:





Here's a video of it in action

BullProofMonk
Dec 08, 2004

PURPLE RAIN!!!!!!!

Tossed_Salad_Man posted:

I wanna see tits on/in cars not teats.

As for headbutting goats. You need to grab their front or rear legs and twist them onto the ground onto their side/back. You have to show them who is the boss. It's the same thing as dogs humping legs. for gods sake don't run.



At first I was like, time to fire up the motorboat, but then I saw her pants were pulled up to where her bra-line should be.

kimbo305
Jun 09, 2007

He is I, and I am him



do you have to seriously upgrade the power steering pump to deal with moving that much mass, or can a decent steering fluid cooler do the trick?

D C
Jun 20, 2004

Vorsprung durch Technik,
Direkt zu Stalingrad


Tossed_Salad_Man posted:

I wanna see tits on/in cars not teats.

As for headbutting goats. You need to grab their front or rear legs and twist them onto the ground onto their side/back. You have to show them who is the boss. It's the same thing as dogs humping legs. for gods sake don't run.



Becky?

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

A Timelord went looking for America and couldn't find it anywhere.

BullProofMonk posted:

At first I was like, time to fire up the motorboat, but then I saw her pants were pulled up to where her bra-line should be.



Yeah man, no way I would give her the time of day because her pants are pulled up.



(they're just those high-waisted pants)

TimeTrash
Jul 15, 2003

HEY IS THIS THING ON

BullProofMonk posted:

At first I was like, time to fire up the motorboat, but then I saw her pants were pulled up to where her bra-line should be.

the tits are pulled up too, looking like pop up headlights

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008


TimeTrash posted:

the tits are pulled up too, looking like pop up headlights

gets me all hot, pop-up headlights are sexy as gently caress

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006


On the topic of the Singer Porsche, one of my buddies owns this and it looks/sounds fantastic in person:







And I think he aims to start doing conversions/rebuilds and selling them.

http://www.europeancarweb.com/featu...cool/index.html


Bonus AI -itude: he's cousins with Iron Maiden's Bruce Dickenson

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008


kimbo305 posted:

do you have to seriously upgrade the power steering pump to deal with moving that much mass, or can a decent steering fluid cooler do the trick?
I think there was some stuff about an STI with Mattracks last year; when I saw that, I poked around a bit. I kind of wonder if they're a custom job since Mattracks only seems to sell kits for trucks.

I suspect the STI steering setup is pretty burly, but that's one of the things I haven't been able to find out either. It seems like it could cause some teeth-grindingly bad damage if it's set up wrong. There's a NASIOC thread but it's devoid of actual information other than the price ($20k for four).

Here is a NASIOC thread about the Block "Trax" setup with some pictures and a walkaround video from SEMA. It links to this 0-60 article which doesn't say much about the car setup other than that it has a hydraulic handbrake. The Mattracks model is apparently "105M1-A1."

Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at Nov 03, 2009 around 22:11

rubbersoul
Oct 11, 2007
curse you mop toppers!

neckbeard posted:

Remember that video of Ken Block driving an STi all over a New Zealand ski hill? I guess it couldn't handle the backcountry because he now has this:





You absolutely cannot post those kinds of pictures without video lest ye be ran out of the thread.

e;f, very b

Hermansen
Sep 02, 2006



Ether Frenzy posted:

On the topic of the Singer Porsche, one of my buddies owns ...

The Singer looks better

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