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Hardcore Sax: Oct 11, 2004; i am incapable of conceiving infinity, and yet i do not accept finity

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McCain will win. Ive been pointing it out now for a while. we have the voting machines which I think will suprise everyone and McCain will come out on top. There�s no need to worry about ACORN or other voting crap by the rats. We have it in the bag. watch and see.

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When OH was called I felt like I was punched in the stomach, but you know what? Speaking for myself this campaign has held me prisoner too long. I may take flack, but we have Sarah in 2012 to look forward to and it won�t be that bad. Hopefully the left wing media will crumble now with no one to destroy.

I will continue to fight the rest of my life.

I swear to everyone here to this.

Be I the last standing or standing with millions spitting on liberalism's grave. I am in the fight for life. More committed then ever before.

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vampirarchist: Aug 2, 2008; getting so ANGRY. ANGRY ABOUT GOONS DISCUSSING WEBCOMICS

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This is the biggest election in my 50 years, and I suspect beyond that. It�s gone badly, and I do agree, the America that was founded in 1776 died tonight.

The people have spoken, and they are willing to trade liberty for entitlements. The slide to third world status accelerates now.

Conservatives are now officially a shrinking minority.

I am heartbroken.

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:11

The Fomo: Jul 23, 2006

Hardcore Sax posted:

McCain will win. Ive been pointing it out now for a while. we have the voting machines which I think will suprise everyone and McCain will come out on top. There�s no need to worry about ACORN or other voting crap by the rats. We have it in the bag. watch and see.

Are they admitting to having rigged machines or what

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:11

iOpener: Jul 3, 2006; FOR YOUR HEALTH

god, imagining what we will have to put up with from these people for the next four years is ridiculous.

get ready for 24/7 whining everywhere by every conservative in every state/county/city.

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:12

McFrogs: Jul 29, 2006; General von Steingrabber

RIDE NOW MEN OF THE MIDWEST

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:12

Hardcore Sax: Oct 11, 2004; i am incapable of conceiving infinity, and yet i do not accept finity

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2125270/posts

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Its ok if anyone wants to jump off a cliff now

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:13

Cialis Railman: Apr 20, 2007

ein volk
ein reich
ein partie

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:13

airza: Dec 21, 2007; ...then eternity asks you and every individual in these millions and millions about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not.

This thing is not over. If McCain carries VA and NC this thing will be close. OH was called too early and PA may have been also. This happened during the Primary, Missouri was called for Hillary, I watched it all night as Obama closed in and they refused to change their call. In the morning it had flipped to Obama. The media is using the early calls as a tactic. Don't let it work. If you have the ability, get out the vote. If we carry CO, NV and IA this can still happen. Stand up and Fight!!!

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:13

Whilst farting I: Apr 25, 2006

Hardcore Sax posted:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2125270/posts

lmao

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:14

corey.: Oct 2, 2008; by Fistgrrl

semper fi

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:14

robert giblets: Apr 22, 2008; by Fistgrrl

No worries. Shonda Rhimes traded Brooke Smith in for a younger, hotter model. Who? Some actress who played a lesbian on the L Word.

As for Callie, I wouldn't call her a lesbian. She slept with Mark Sloan twice in the past few weeks and admitted liking it. If she's anything, its very confused.

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:14

Hardcore Sax: Oct 11, 2004; i am incapable of conceiving infinity, and yet i do not accept finity

Laissez's Fair: Its ok if anyone wants to jump off a cliff now

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:14

dm: Jun 5, 2004; There is no alternative.

The Fomo posted:

Are they admitting to having rigged machines or what

whoever is posting that probably doesn't actually work for diebold, this guy is just happy for his party's history and ability of disenfranchising voters

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:16

duck monster: Dec 15, 2004

vampirarchist posted:

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This is the biggest election in my 50 years, and I suspect beyond that. It�s gone badly, and I do agree, the America that was founded in 1776 died tonight.

The people have spoken, and they are willing to trade liberty for entitlements. The slide to third world status accelerates now.

Conservatives are now officially a shrinking minority.

I am heartbroken.

I am so hard right now.

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:17

MushroomSquid: Jan 7, 2005; In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.

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Russia has been informed about voters fraud.

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:17

vampirarchist: Aug 2, 2008; getting so ANGRY. ANGRY ABOUT GOONS DISCUSSING WEBCOMICS

i think most of FR are trolls. it's kind of like this situation

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:18

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003

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At Least We Know The RINO's Now: The Palin Test
Tuesday, November 04, 2008 7:16:24 PM � by BlueStateBlues
. . .and this time we have to drum them out of the party. Those who oppposed Palin or criticized her openly, should no longer wear the "R". Enough is enough.

lol yes please do this, you'll see even fewer votes in 2012

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:19

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

I wouldn't be too surprised if half of those can't vote in the first place.
Or forgot to.

Edit: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/2125293/posts

Jeb Bush 2012 ROORAH!

happyhippy fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Nov 5, 2008

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:20

double negative: Jul 7, 2003

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For the next four years:

I will not call him President

I will not gird my loins for him

I will mock his speaking

When asked, I will say he's an embarrassment

I will lawfully exercise my constitutional right to oppose his every step.

I will compose fictional literature describing his demise.

He will not be my President.

gonna mock that friend of the family so hard

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:29

vampirarchist: Aug 2, 2008; getting so ANGRY. ANGRY ABOUT GOONS DISCUSSING WEBCOMICS

gonna right him some franfiction

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:31

Panic at the Costco: Aug 14, 2000; *an extremely loud "BOOYA" comes thundering from beyond the hills breaking windows all around u*

Amen.

Jeremiah Wright will be providing the invocation, Louis Farakkhan and the Nation of Islam will be providing security detail, and William Ayers will be putting on the fireworks display.

Welcome to a new world.

Pray.

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:32

Cialis Railman: Apr 20, 2007

Beef BEEF posted:

Amen.

Jeremiah Wright will be providing the invocation, Louis Farakkhan and the Nation of Islam will be providing security detail, and William Ayers will be putting on the fireworks display.

Welcome to a new world.

Pray.

this will be the best loving party

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:33

Anuv: Apr 4, 2008; by Fragmaster

post more freeper meltdowns

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:33

a foolish pianist: May 6, 2007; (bi)cyclic mutation

rkellyloveskids posted:

gonna mock that friend of the family so hard

This man reserves his loins for McCain.

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:34

Panic at the Costco: Aug 14, 2000; *an extremely loud "BOOYA" comes thundering from beyond the hills breaking windows all around u*

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# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:34

Menorah on Fire: Aug 20, 2006

the dreaded conservative fanfic writers

"John gazed into Joe's eyes... 'I've never crossed party lines quite like this before,' Joe whispered into his ear."

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:35

Goblin Queen: Mar 6, 2006; Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?

I wish with every fiber of my being that Sarah Palin is the best the Republicans will have to offer in '12.

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:36

vampirarchist: Aug 2, 2008; getting so ANGRY. ANGRY ABOUT GOONS DISCUSSING WEBCOMICS

still think that an Obama vs. Jindal race will be a sight to behold

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:39

vampirarchist: Aug 2, 2008; getting so ANGRY. ANGRY ABOUT GOONS DISCUSSING WEBCOMICS

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drat the pigs. drat every last one of them. Our first terrorist-Marxist dictator. This is not my country.

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Remember when the USSR invaded Afghanistan...and the Afghanistan rebels (al-Qaeda) fought back against the Soviets and succeeded?

Maybe this country would be better off with Islamic rule. Maybe al-Qaeda will be our new best friends. Against the Obama cultist state, atleast.

wtf, there can't possibly be 2 in 3 real posts on this forum

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:41

BrickRedTruth: Jan 24, 2007; Yo vendo FUNK!

rkellyloveskids posted:

gonna mock that friend of the family so hard

the first part of this reads like something out of a Frank Herbert book

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:42

Spacemoose: Feb 11, 2003; by Tiny Fistpump

I will not gird my loins for him

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:45

Basket of Kittens: Feb 22, 2008; Across the Rio Grande

ATTN: BLUEFAGS, friend of the family LOVERS, AND ALL OTHER PUSSY FOLK

Just how the gently caress do you plan to respond when the South leaves (probably along with most of the Rocky Mountain states)? We have more people, we have more bases, we have more soldiers.

NEWSFLASH!!!!

We've been putting up with your bullshit since 1865, but it's motherfucking time the South awakens and finds that it is strong.

Just try to stop us. All you friend of the family loving homos do is spend your time worrying about how to let faggots marry or how to kill unborn children. You people don't even have the grit to stand up to a bunch of sand niggers in caves, much less a bunch of angry "ignorant bubbas" who can shoot a gun.

Have fun turning into Europe and may God have mercy on your friend of the family loving fudge packing souls.

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:45

Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

I'll have a lot of fun turning into Europe. Especially if America takes what works in Europe and cuts out the bullshit.

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:46

Cialis Railman: Apr 20, 2007

Ken Levine Fan Club posted:

ATTN: BLUEFAGS, friend of the family LOVERS, AND ALL OTHER PUSSY FOLK

Just how the gently caress do you plan to respond when the South leaves (probably along with most of the Rocky Mountain states)? We have more people, we have more bases, we have more soldiers.

NEWSFLASH!!!!

We've been putting up with your bullshit since 1865, but it's motherfucking time the South awakens and finds that it is strong.

Just try to stop us. All you friend of the family loving homos do is spend your time worrying about how to let faggots marry or how to kill unborn children. You people don't even have the grit to stand up to a bunch of sand niggers in caves, much less a bunch of angry "ignorant bubbas" who can shoot a gun.

Have fun turning into Europe and may God have mercy on your friend of the family loving fudge packing souls.

yes but the civilized world has nukes

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:46

vampirarchist: Aug 2, 2008; getting so ANGRY. ANGRY ABOUT GOONS DISCUSSING WEBCOMICS

yeah try seceding without Virginia's resources and military capabilities, secessionailures

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:47

Jabbu: Aug 1, 2005; GODWIN'S LAW? WHAT THE FUCK IS GODWIN'S LAW YOU FUCKING CRYPTO-NAZI? WHY DON'T YOU STOP RAPING CHILDREN FOR FIVE MINUTES, PUT DOWN THAT GLASS OF PUPPY BLOOD AND JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE A FUCKING MONSTER

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drat the pigs. drat every last one of them. Our first terrorist-Marxist dictator. This is not my country.

No...it's our country. Imbed the song now plz

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:47

Goblin Queen: Mar 6, 2006; Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?

Ken Levine Fan Club posted:

ATTN: BLUEFAGS, friend of the family LOVERS, AND ALL OTHER PUSSY FOLK

Just how the gently caress do you plan to respond when the South leaves (probably along with most of the Rocky Mountain states)? We have more people, we have more bases, we have more soldiers.

NEWSFLASH!!!!

We've been putting up with your bullshit since 1865, but it's motherfucking time the South awakens and finds that it is strong.

Just try to stop us. All you friend of the family loving homos do is spend your time worrying about how to let faggots marry or how to kill unborn children. You people don't even have the grit to stand up to a bunch of sand niggers in caves, much less a bunch of angry "ignorant bubbas" who can shoot a gun.

Have fun turning into Europe and may God have mercy on your friend of the family loving fudge packing souls.

more people, more bases, more soldiers, more reliance on federal aid

OOPS

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:48

vampirarchist: Aug 2, 2008; getting so ANGRY. ANGRY ABOUT GOONS DISCUSSING WEBCOMICS

this has got to be a lfakepost

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It's Gird Your Loins Time
Vanity From The Abyss

Posted on Tue 04 Nov 2008 07:35:55 PM PST by Williams

We're too big to cry and it hurts too much to laugh.

Look on the bright side. If everything is fine under the left wing democrats, we all benefit. If they royally screw things up, and we know they will, then we will benefit on the political rebound.

It's the hard way for us and the hard way for our nation. But we didn't choose this path so we are free of guilt.

Americans will demand national security again, they were distracted by the economy this time.

We played this one on their turf. They will be on defense in the near future.

They lied about a lot to get this win. They will either live the lie or lose next time.

My friends, it is much more fun to throw stones at a glass house than it is to live inside those walls. We are now on the outside looking in and there are lots of stones available.

There are many sage conservative leaders waiting to lead our future charge. Palin, Jeb Bush, Romney, McConell, Joe the Plumber.

Joe Biden alone will be a constant source of embarrassment for them and entertainment for us all.

We'll meet again, don't know where don't know when, but we'll meet again some sunny day ....

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:49

Sock It: Feb 17, 2006; by Fragmaster

Ken Levine Fan Club posted:

ATTN: BLUEFAGS, friend of the family LOVERS, AND ALL OTHER PUSSY FOLK

Just how the gently caress do you plan to respond when the South leaves (probably along with most of the Rocky Mountain states)? We have more people, we have more bases, we have more soldiers.

NEWSFLASH!!!!

We've been putting up with your bullshit since 1865, but it's motherfucking time the South awakens and finds that it is strong.

Just try to stop us. All you friend of the family loving homos do is spend your time worrying about how to let faggots marry or how to kill unborn children. You people don't even have the grit to stand up to a bunch of sand niggers in caves, much less a bunch of angry "ignorant bubbas" who can shoot a gun.

Have fun turning into Europe and may God have mercy on your friend of the family loving fudge packing souls.

I read this and it hit me all at once. I shouted out in joy. It doesn't matter that Obama is basically center-right, it matters that it's a step in the right direction (away from this person).

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We Eat Pasta: Sep 23, 2005; Mmmm... Pasta!

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Nothing causes more support for a Republican Presidential candidate like 4 years of a Democrat President. If Obama wins, I predict America will come crawling back in 2012. Four years of economic chaos, skyrocketing unemployment, incredibly high energy costs, and pure unadulterated socialism running the White House AND the Congress, and America will be begging to vote for a Republican.

They seriously live in an alternate universe.

# ? Nov 5, 2008 04:49

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