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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Headline: Bush more popular than Obama, The One now ranks number two

Content: Bush was 2% more popular one month into office than Obama is now

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2193969/posts

I just don't even know what to say anymore.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2009 23:00

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 05:49

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Zwabu posted:

I thought about putting it in quotes. The mythology was that BLACK people were going to riot.

I had a blog about FR that I only updated like 4 times because I'm lazy but I had a bunch of lol quotes on it about blacks rioting.

http://freerepublicwatch.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html

# ¿ Feb 27, 2009 12:19

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

MaoistBanker posted:

Freepers are eagerly planning their violent but just reclamation of the Free States of America!

The Winds Of Civil War: Illinois-Driven Marxist Attempt To Conquer Union

Surely the respective state National Guards will have no choice but join in this effort to restore our country to one that respect all things Holy, where commie, pinkos and liberals will not be tolerated!

But first we must assuage true Americans' fears and legitimize our Second Revolution! I know how!

Haha seriously wtf, America elects a black president so freepers flip the gently caress out and revive images of the confederacy for use as their inspiration in their imaginary overthrowing of said black president?

# ¿ Feb 27, 2009 12:26

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

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America�s Toughest Sheriff Calls Rosanna �A Great Representative�

Joe Arpaio, Maricopa County Sheriff and a legendary voice for border security, has endorsed Rosanna Pulido for Congress in the Illinois Fifth District. Arpaio noted Pulido�s long-term grassroots activism for seniors, law enforcement officers, and the economy, saying �Rosanna is thoroughly involved and committed to do all that she can to help our nation get through this very difficult economic decline.�

�I am delighted to accept the endorsement of America�s Toughest Sheriff,� Pulido said. �As a nationally known figure, Sheriff Joe has a proven track record � both in fighting crime in his county, and in his impact on our national debate about America�s dangerously open borders. I am honored to stand with Sheriff Joe in fighting for our great nation.�

One local blogger, The Chicago News Bench, has warned that this endorsement is one Pulido �will soon regret.�

# ¿ Mar 22, 2009 12:26

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Megajesus posted:

What are they raising money for?

Reminder that Free Republic is a for-profit company.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2009 14:31

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

quote:

MindBender26 posted:

Senor Hobama, �Splain thees theeng to me:

Heef hallmozt all dee gunz jused be dee gangbanghers hare in Meh-hee-ko hare made een Europe han China and hew zay hew have zuch tight bhorderz, den how comz anyonebodys whood breeng dee gun to dee USes before day breeng dee gunz here to Meh-hee-ko?

Huh?

Godamn, he went through a whole lot of effort to make that post read "as if spoken by a wetback".

# ¿ Apr 17, 2009 12:29

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

themrguy posted:

If you don't feel comfortable having your child leave the house, they are able to be instructed on line, via video conferencing.

I know that this was a couple of pages back but godamn. Just in case anybody missed it, this is college. These are people who are uncomfortable letting their adult children leave the house.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2009 10:05

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Re: US backing out of UN racism summit.

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To: nickcarraway
As far-fetched as it might seem to some folks, I will bet a friendly nickle that the administration made a decision to back away from this because of the nationwide Tea Party gatherings.

There are good reasons for thinking this might be true, especially after Urkel got sand bagged by Ortega and loved up Hood style by Hugo, yesterday.

The Party Line spew and hatred toward Conservatives is one thing, but what they say to each other around the breakfast table is something different.
2 posted on Saturday, April 18, 2009 10:48:04 AM by Prospero (non est ad astra mollis e terris via)
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delusions_of_grandeur.txt

# ¿ Apr 20, 2009 08:07

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I've been dying to point out the lack of conservative insight on how it's a complete dichotomy to say that Obama=Hitler because he's such a great orator vs. "lol, Obama uses a teleprompter, he's a bumbling fool!".

# ¿ Apr 22, 2009 09:29

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

This is the new "tween" Dora that some people are having a cow about for being to slutty.

yeah

# ¿ Apr 30, 2009 11:15

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Capsaicin posted:

I missed that part. But excellent point! But does anyone else but me see how Obama and his 'demon filled' (and yes...I do believe most, if not all of them are demon filled) staff and appointees are taking over our country! They are taking away 'free enterprise'. They are telling companies who can run them. Telling car manufactor's what 'types' of automobiles to build, banks who they can loan to, etc. I mean...the America we had 101 days ago sounds like it existed 200 years ago. This is dangerous. We are in serious trouble here!

Ahhh yes, remember 101 days ago when we had that booming economy because banks could do whatever they wanted with their account holder's money? :allears:

# ¿ Apr 30, 2009 14:04

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

POTUShead posted:

RNC discovers how to use Movie Shaker, makes godawful video with terrible Obama impersonator who occasionally sounds like GW Bush and fills it with socialism and ACORN references, almost immediately realizes maybe its not a good idea and takes it offline

but not soon enough

Haha, the Obama impersonator in Obama's Nailin Paylin did a better job than this.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2009 18:17

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

lol

quote:

To: KarenMarie

My suggestion is that you don�t listen to anything from Kyoon, who has a very strange reputation over at Intrade.

83 posted on Wednesday, April 29, 2009 10:21:35 PM by Kevmo ( It's all over for this Country as a Constitutional Republic. ~Leo Donofrio, 12/14/08)

# ¿ May 1, 2009 13:25

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Kalista posted:

Hah, that's fantastic. I think his daughter is well on her way to being a functional adult and congratulations to her on her very very wise decision.

what's the deal with him talking about emancipation papers? how old is his daughter?

# ¿ May 5, 2009 03:56

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

themrguy posted:

He said that she's at the age people first enter college, so 17-18 I guess.

Haha, so he's pretty much clutching and grasping to retain any kind of contol over her he can at this point. If she's this close to being 18 then by the time he could overturn any emancipation papers she'd probably be 18 anyway.

# ¿ May 5, 2009 04:15

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

RE:Chile

Color Gray posted:

haha what

Freepers are big Pinochet fans.

# ¿ May 8, 2009 22:49

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Tars Tarkas posted:

EMERGENCY NOTIFICATION OF EXTREME IMPORTANCE

EVERYONE WHO HAS A PETITION OR KNOWS OF A PETITION AGAINST OBAMA OR ANY OTHER POLITICIAN. GO AND CHECK IT NOW!

REPORT YOUR FINDINGS HERE ASAP!

THE PETITION TO IMPEACH OBAMA THROUGH THE PROCESS OF INVESTIGATION INTO FELONIES AND ACTS OF TREASON HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN.

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/impeachbarackhusseinobama/

IN FACT THE COMPLETE IPetitions site has been taken down.
https://www.ipetitions.com/

IPetitions.com, Online petitions, free and easy
AboutUS.com has a description, and details of the IPetition site.
http://www.aboutus.org/IPetitions.com

IF THIS SITE IS NOT BACK ONLINE WITH 24 HOURS I WILL PROCEED WITH A JOHN DOE WARRANT IN FEDERAL COURT AGAINST OBAMA, ACORN, AND THE LAST E-MAIL ADDRESSES I SENT THE LINK TO. THIS IS A DIRECT VIOLATION OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT OF THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION.

IT IS PERSONAL NOW BARACK!

where was this posted?

# ¿ May 9, 2009 07:57

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Complete Failure posted:

wanna listen to that remix

probably something like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG6XRifE40I

# ¿ May 12, 2009 01:05

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Pavol Paska posted:

the part i love the most is half-educated

i mean come the gently caress on

He never really went to Harvard. There's no one who can actually recall him ever being there. :tinfoil:

# ¿ May 13, 2009 12:37

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Color Gray posted:

I don't understand the "lol Meghan McCain is fat" stuff. She doesn't look fat to me - am I looking at the wrong pictures or something?

Just look at this disgusting fat cow!

Now this is a REAL SEXY (Freeper) female! :fap:

# ¿ May 14, 2009 10:13

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Tars Tarkas posted:

THIS IS JUST A SIGN OF THE TIMES AND THE LACKS MORALS OF THE SHARLYTAN WHO IS ILLEGALLY OCCUPYING THE WHITE HOUSE!!! ASK THESE MOTHERS HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT ABORTION AND I BET YOU WILL HAVE THEM SINGING A DIFFERENT TUNE!!! THE ONLY WAY FOR THIS COUNTRY TO REGAIN THE MORAL IDEAS THAT IT WAS BUILT ON IS TO HAVE PENALTIES FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE CHILDREN OUT OF WEDLOCK. THIS IS NOT WHAT GOD INTEDED HAVING KIDS TO BE- CHILDREN SHOULD ONLY BE THE PRODUCT OF A HOLY UNION BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN!!! NO IFS ANDS OR BUTS!!! I BLAME THE GAYS FOR CHEAPENING MARRIAGE AND MAKING IT SEEM OK TO HAVE INTIMATE RELATIONS OUTSIDE OF WEDLOCK!!!! IF MORE PEOPLE FOLLOWED THIS, WE WOULDNT HAVE PROBLEMS LIKE OVERPOPULATION ANDDIVORCE!!!! !!!

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If you don't have the slightest clue where to even begin spelling a word, maybe you should look it up. I mean, you're on the internet for christ sake. It takes like 10 seconds, tops.

# ¿ May 14, 2009 21:47

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

South Carolina pol: Sorry for comparing Michelle Obama to gorilla

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2271895/posts

16 posted on Sunday, June 14, 2009 11:16:25 PM by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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:synpa:

Edmund Sparkler fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Jun 17, 2009

# ¿ Jun 17, 2009 14:01

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

suboptimal posted:

Well, apparently you can't walk down a street or use a public bathroom without running into drat dirty FDRQ's loving all over the place.

A couple of pages back but most of my friends are gay and I DJ at a gay nightclub and I haven't seen anything worse than a couple of gay guys hooking up at a party and loving in a random bedroom. You know, the exact same kind of stuff that happens between straight people at a wild party.

I can't imagine that you'd run into a bunch of gay bathroom sex unless you were out looking for it.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2009 23:14

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I found this old post I made on freep and here was one of the first replies:

quote:

What they fail to realize is that demonstrations and picketing are "60's" things and people either ignore them or laugh at them in this day and age.

Most people who see them take them for the kooks they are. The only people who don't see them as being ridiculous are their fellow demonstrators.
4 posted on ***************** by ****** (Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.)
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in response to an article about Fred Phelps.

:ironicat:

# ¿ Sep 29, 2009 11:29

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I used to troll FR until I got bored with it.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2009 11:49

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Delicious Sci Fi posted:

cop shoots the family dog in front of the 10 year old son.

quote:

The whole situation is questionable.

A kid answers the door. What kind of mother lets a 10-year old open the door to a stranger?

Then a dog, in kid-protect mode, roars out the door at the stranger who is armed.

Great. Just great. And everyone finds fault with the cop under attack. Where was Mom? She should have had the dog under restraint.

Granted, the cop didn�t use the best judgement, but hell! He just knocked on the door.

Yes, a 10 year old would never be out of a parent's site long enough to answer the door without said parent noticing. Also, who doesn't keep their dog restrained inside their house 24/7 in case the police show up?

# ¿ Oct 3, 2009 13:02

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 05:49

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

JapaneseBugFights posted:

Oh, the poor freepers with boners for Michelle. Why can't they just admit it?

It really reminds me of the Dave Chappelle sketch with the racial stereotype pixies where the white guy wants to check out the girls with the big asses but his whitey pixie is telling him that the perfect rear end is a pancake butt with a little incision down the middle that starts right at the bottom.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2009 10:50

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Zwabu posted:

MaoistBanker posted:

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themrguy posted:

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Capsaicin posted:

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Kalista posted:

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Color Gray posted:

Tars Tarkas posted:

Complete Failure posted:

Pavol Paska posted:

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Tars Tarkas posted:

suboptimal posted:

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Delicious Sci Fi posted:

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