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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Kim Jong-il is alive
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noggut
Jan 15, 2008


 Despite what some people suspect, Kim Jong-il is alive!



http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/ne...icle5096396.ece
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3003383
(Keep any discussion about whether he's dead or alive in the thread above.)

In addition to the picture in the article posted above, Kim Jong-il has been spotted supporting Obama a couple of days ago. Many people claim the picture is months old, but South Korean newsagencies insist the picture is fresh.



For your pleasure:
http://carnivore.mirror.waffleimage...c9f5199d734.png
http://img.waffleimages.com/c9e8c36.../kimjongil2.png
http://img.waffleimages.com/0a52a70.../kimjongil3.png

Bring him to life!

Edit: Added a source of him not raising his arm.

noggut fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2008 around 18:48

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monkeybounce
Feb 09, 2007


 Wow. Much better job than NK can do. I really like it.

On second glance though, what's the bluish smokey blob behind him?

Great job, regardless. I wish I had the talent for this stuff.

# ? Nov 06, 2008 18:42
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Manos del Sino
Apr 12, 2004

I am still a clown.

 Alternative thread title: Weekend at Kim's

# ? Nov 06, 2008 18:42
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noggut
Jan 15, 2008

monkeybounce posted:

On second glance though, what's the bluish smokey blob behind him?

Great job, regardless. I wish I had the talent for this stuff.

Blueish smokey blob is something blue I couldn't identify, and therefore not copy properly. Thanks!

Adding another source .PNG now.

# ? Nov 06, 2008 18:46
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hambeef
Aug 21, 2004

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Manos del Sino
Apr 12, 2004

I am still a clown.

hambeef posted:



As a piece of modern art, I have nothing but praise for this.

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ChuckMaster
Jul 13, 2006

Evil baby bunnies cannot be fed solid food until after the first week.

hambeef posted:



I think this captures Kim Jong-il's very soul.

# ? Nov 06, 2008 19:05
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Ironsights
Nov 06, 2008

Going my way?
I'll have something better later.

# ? Nov 06, 2008 19:06
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Gay Rumsfeld
Nov 12, 2006

I believe what I said yesterday. I don't know what I said, but I know what I think, and, well, I assume it's what I said.

ironsights42 posted:


I'll have something better later.

This is glorious. I'll have to contribute something when I get home, but great submissions so far.

# ? Nov 06, 2008 19:11
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EvilTobaccoExec
Dec 22, 2003

Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts!

ironsights42 posted:


I'll have something better later.

This is amazing.

# ? Nov 06, 2008 19:13
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Hungry Bit
Sep 17, 2007



 There's not only one Kim.
# ? Nov 06, 2008 19:16
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Guber
Sep 02, 2003

Feel the taint!

# ? Nov 06, 2008 19:20
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Stormy the Rabbit
Sep 16, 2008

Spotted giving Michelle Obama a "terrorist fist-jab". Very possibly a poor NK MSPaint.

# ? Nov 06, 2008 19:33
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Cogito Ergo Absum
Oct 31, 2008

Kim roves Rinkin Park.

# ? Nov 06, 2008 19:44
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Spockly
Feb 04, 2008

Hungry Bit posted:

There's not only one Kim.




This had me in tears.

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SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

Hungry Bit posted:

There's not only one Kim.



That's brilliant.

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Skippy D. Doodah
Jan 05, 2006

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 Tiny Fistpump
Aug 27, 2004


The only thing I love more than scoring goals is reading The Finn's posts. muy bueno!


 I love this, all the submissions so far have been great, please keep cranking these out. If you submit anything in MSPaint I'm going to slaughter you, Jon-Il style.

# ? Nov 06, 2008 20:25
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Golden-i
Sep 18, 2006

Manos del Sino posted:

As a piece of modern art, I have nothing but praise for this.

I hate modern art.

...I love this picture.

I'm so confused!

# ? Nov 06, 2008 20:25
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NickThorn
Jan 11, 2005

I'm fucking wild about KEYKEYs.
What can he teach us?

# ? Nov 06, 2008 20:31
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orange lime
Jul 24, 2008

Comrade! My car satisfies all of the people's needs.
I will tell you what to drive. It is in the people's interest.

What's this week's phriday going to be? Kind of late, but this is definitely a good choice if we get enough submissions.

# ? Nov 06, 2008 20:36
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bonzaisushi
Nov 15, 2003

doo dee doo dmt, lsd doo dmt, lsd doo dmt...

Kim Jon-il says gently caress anonymity!

# ? Nov 06, 2008 20:36
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Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

NickThorn posted:


What can he teach us?
Hahaha! That was a great idea.

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Rambowjo
May 27, 2008

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cioxx
Jul 14, 2001

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noggut
Jan 15, 2008

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bonzaisushi
Nov 15, 2003

doo dee doo dmt, lsd doo dmt, lsd doo dmt...

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orange lime
Jul 24, 2008

Comrade! My car satisfies all of the people's needs.
I will tell you what to drive. It is in the people's interest.

# ? Nov 06, 2008 21:01
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tokyosexwale
Jan 27, 2008

noggut posted:



This is not only awesome, but terrifying.

Who is he eating?

# ? Nov 06, 2008 21:03
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Natrly
Oct 11, 2007
I am North Korea (AND SO CAN YOU!)

 Hmmmm...
# ? Nov 06, 2008 21:07
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Manos del Sino
Apr 12, 2004

I am still a clown.

 It's polite for world leaders to kiss upon meeting. Long, slow and hard.

# ? Nov 06, 2008 21:11
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tractorcrusher
Sep 29, 2003

Huh huh huh huh huh! And you just said Hi! Hi! Hi! Heh heh heh! You sounded like ahh ha ha my niece! And she's six months old ha ha ha!

Edit: VVV VVV

tractorcrusher fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2008 around 21:47

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noggut
Jan 15, 2008


 Might wanna change Michael Phelps to Kim Jong-il.

tokyosexwale: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468492/
He is eating a South-Korean girl.

# ? Nov 06, 2008 21:27
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Ana
Oct 15, 2004

Turn a blind eye

 All the official Kim Jong il lookalikes were happy to know, that the great leader survived an assasination attempt on his life. The lookalikes rejoiced, since they dearly loved the leader, whose likeness they had inherited in no doubt purely by the grace of eternity.

They were slightly disappointed to learn, that the leader did lose a leg, both testicles and his left eye.

# ? Nov 06, 2008 21:43
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Stormy the Rabbit
Sep 16, 2008

Couldn't get his head to match the rest of the image but oh well.

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TheSniperZERO
Jan 18, 2004

ironsights42 posted:


I'll have something better later.
First thing I thought of doing for this thread. Very similar to something I made last year.
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Paul Allen
Sep 22, 2004

Is that a raincoat?

Rambowjo posted:



So subtle. I love it.

# ? Nov 06, 2008 21:53
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Fiskenbob
Mar 28, 2007
narf narf

bonzaisushi posted:



I laughed at this. Very hard.

Great potential in this thread!

# ? Nov 06, 2008 21:57
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thexerox123
Aug 17, 2007

Normally, I'm a monster. Today... I'm Nicolas Cage.
Click here for the full 610x452 image.

Once I saw this image, I knew what I had to do... make a potentially obscure photoshop.



 It's from Buckaroo Banzai. 

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noggut
Jan 15, 2008

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