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People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

corkskroo posted:



GOOOOOOOO AAAAWWWWWWAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

The important lesson of the New Testament is God sent a son?

D-! See me after class!

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People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

twoday posted:

This should go on the new $2 bill.

Only if it's one of those holograms that move at different angles

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

The NYP is unironically my favorite newspaper, and I've never even read a single article in it.

It makes walking past news stands in NY a treat

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

The Critic had a lot of good Post jokes, but there's really no need to write anything

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

Try to take comfort in the fact that the only people who actually read the post are the same people who get their news from fox news

guess who owns both!

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

bilperkins2 posted:

how is this getting no attention both times it was posted?

What could Fox News possibly do that would shock anyone outside of N-bomb dropping

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

Oldsmobile posted:

This is just begging to be 'shopped like the Taliban cave thing:



Yeah I drive a Caddy that gets 8 MPG and have white male servants. What now, America? What the gently caress now?

I have created something both wings are jerking off to, lubricating themselves with their own tears. I cannot be stopped.


People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

Lets Play: Guess the Headline



Cheney: CIA didn't do anything illegal in interrogations.

People Have Died fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Jan 10, 2009

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

scheherezade posted:



Snatch 2 would own so hard right about now

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003



On the condition of anonymity, a member of Obama's staff predicted anywhere from a 17%-19% increase in Obama for lower class seniors.

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003


is Holy Marxist an oxymoron

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

Will Biden be too old to successfully run in 2016

SERIOUS QUESTION: If The Pres and VP were to merge into one entity, would they be called Jobama or Obiden

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

Don't care if it's been posted because I think this is my favorite picture as far as I can remember



It gets even hotter when you put it in context where this is the first thing our first black president does, which is closing US torture camps.

And some BonusBiden: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04L8Sf3K4Lw&feature=related

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

Gaspar Lewis posted:

I know presidents age quick, but he looks like he hasn't slept since the drat inauguration... not that I'd blame him if it were actually true.

Don't let the honkies get you down, man. :smith:

They see me sworn in

They hatin'

Trollin' they tryin' to catch me writin' dirty

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003


The Vietnam ones own hard.

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

Ambrose Burnside posted:



I see this guy and all I hear is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQhLRr0HRGI&feature=related

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

Cowcatcher posted:

drat.

I hope he has a long and happy life. I hope he gets to become a great scientist and invent a virus that kills white people. :unsmith:

He already carries the virus.

It is called the muslim faith.

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

Captain Corny posted:

A Youtube clip of people finding plastic coffins and a rambling Yahoo Answers quote. Don't expect me to connect the dots, just spit out whatever your message is.

the jeeeeeeeeeeeeews

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

Tzen posted:

Everyone read this, it's a great read.
http://morris.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/01/25/mirror-mirror-on-the-wall/

While most of these are hilarious this one is genuinely fantastic

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

So the Smiths start saving more money, and as a result, Applebees and Starbucks close?

What's the catch?

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

The moment a storefront opens it's just going to be another lovely, overpriced Deli and/or another identical Starbucks.

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

darsh5000 posted:

on cnn



Pretty sure that dude in the back is part of the Shave & Prep team

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003



See? Fox News does get excited about Obama on occasion.

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

I just discovered "This Week in Photos" on yahoo.











:siren:Inc. HDC:siren:


"Indigenous people march during the first day of the 2009 World Social Forum near the mouth of the Amazon River. Around 100,000 activists marched to samba drums to open the forum."

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

Ithaca kinda sucks actually. The college republican business majors and the neo-hippie art majors just kinda yell at each other over anything and everything every day. Both try to pretend they're being relevant by not noticing they're in the most rural and white part of NY.

Ever see PCU? It's like that, but not fun.

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003



Stand up for what you believe in, America. Stand up and be proud.

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

23reasons posted:

i don't care if this is a few pages back you should all watch this right now do it now

I have to dig up all the times Shirley Phelps-Roper and her kids were interviewed on Ron & Fez. Hearing a gaggle of kids sing "The Pope is on Fire" has a certain quaint charm to it

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

ATTN: LF USERS IN THE NYC METRO AREA

WANTED: A picture of a metallic green Prius with a NYS license plate that reads "1 M SMUG." Has escaped my previous attempt at capture.

REWARD: One Forums Upgrade.

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

AlanNegative posted:

where did you see it exactly

Headed south into the Bronx on the Saw Mill River Parkway.

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

RZApublican posted:

Laissez's Fair: Gay Socialist Thug Dating

My new user name has unexpected consequences :/

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

There are plenty of legitimate reasons to hate Democrats. Every time someone hates them because of a fantasy reason they continue to get a free pass on the real reasons they are lovely :(

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

JooJooFlop posted:

I remember this stuff from Castlevania. It's like a lovely version of the holy water.

I thought that was supposed to be garlic

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

Shankley posted:

Why would garlic kill a skeleton?

Why would holy water, given there is no such thing as god :smug:

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

Xovaan posted:

old fave of mine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBHicyqMML4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odM2jmVtXOI&feature=related

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

LBJ liked em young apparently

Can't say I'm surprised

Ellen Randolph got some sort of The Baroness thing going on

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

The worst thing to happen to the Onion was McCain losing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqV3AXjqP0w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W15ucMZ8V-c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iqktCdX0hs

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003



"Afghan Women wear blue scarves symbolizing justice during a ceremony to mark International Women's Day in the Kandahar Province."

People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

Nebakenezzer posted:



They later wrote a comic involving this story in which Scrooge goes from Captain Bootstraps to Mr. I Want Money So Bad I Will Kill Brown People For It. At the end he realizes he is a monster that has turned against all of his personal values, and spends the rest of his life in despair & solitude like Daniel Plainview at the end of There Will Be Blood, appropriately representing what unfettered capitalism can do to brave and honest people.

Then the Nephews show up and he decides to go back to adventuring and regains his youthful vigor :unsmith:

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People Have Died
Aug 30, 2003

Tequila Mockingbird posted:

4 protesters arrested

There is also a protester that had a shoe-launching cannon but wouldn't fire it because security told her not to.

:eng99: