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Treytor
Feb 8, 2003

Enjoy, uh... refreshing time!

Wicker Man posted:


-"the running retard hitting a bed video (?)" A friend of mine told me he saw a video on the internet of a retarded guy who was sleep deprived for a few days was blindfolded and taken into a room by some guys where there was a bed. Apparently one of them put a metal plate or something under the sheets, so when they took off the blindfold, the retarded guy saw the bed, shouted "YAY, BED!!!", ran at it full-on, and fell face first on it, smashing himself on the metal plate underneath. I am not sure if it exists or not.

That just makes me sad.

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FamousThomas
Jul 16, 2006

Hey, Fry. Wake up, it's me, BIGFACE!

Everyone remember this, but no one knows where to find it. It was the height of "you're the man now dog"'s popularity (not the new lovely ymntd site, the original) and someone made a set of drop downs with those 5 words and you could arrange them in any order and have it play back. There was something so heartwarming about hearing "DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG"

Dark Wombat
Oct 11, 2002


There was an epic freakshow of a callout thread in Helldump that got goldmined (I think) that involved some weird English kid who thought he was a gay necrophiliac Yoshi or some drat thing. There's somebody I know who thinks he has seen the worst that is out there, and I want to show him that the rabbit hole really never does stop going down.

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.

Dark Wombat posted:

There was an epic freakshow of a callout thread in Helldump that got goldmined (I think) that involved some weird English kid who thought he was a gay necrophiliac Yoshi or some drat thing. There's somebody I know who thinks he has seen the worst that is out there, and I want to show him that the rabbit hole really never does stop going down.

Oh, God, Djynn Flyssa.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=2552216

Pixelated
Nov 26, 2005

It's called 'Gravitas', Jon.


modeski posted:

Here you go!

http://flashghetto.com/games/capitol_ill

Holy poo poo thanks man!

rainking
Oct 13, 2001

The beast in me Is caged by frail and fragile bars

Awhile back I remember seeing a Youtube (I think) video that was kind of a short film. It was about these kids that collected this comic book about a guy who was drifting at sea on a raft. Every issue of the comic book had the same panels and at the end of each issue was one line supposedly spoken by the man on the raft. I can't for the life of me remember the name of this thing and it's been bugging me for awhile wanting to watch it again. Anyone remember it?

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within

If anyone has a link to a frontpage article from around 2006 about someone having to rub cream on their small dog's penis and literally paying the vet for this privilege, I would be greatly appreciative.

china
Aug 2, 2008


http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

Snaily
Mar 5, 2006
Sluggish. Wee!

Cum Coach posted:

I once saw this video where there's a fat chick in a kiddie pool and a guy dressed as santa comes up and goes "are you ready? are you ready? I wanna know if you're ready because I'm gonna start SPRAYING YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and just then he starts peeing on her. With every spurt of pee he lets out another AUGHHHH in a throaty kermit voice. I forget how it ends, but I would like to see this video again.

you are just wishing this exists

zombieman
Aug 8, 2003

That's one happy fucking egg!

Snaily posted:

you are just wishing this exists

So am I!

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

coming like judgment day
i.e. for the second time.


One thing I just recently remembered was this site, it was themed sort of like celebrity deathmatch, with two similar celebrities pitted against one another. I wish I could remember examples, but they would have been things like "Alf vs. ET" and so on. I can't remember much more detail, I seem to remember a pretty simple layout, looking like it was made around 1998. I think I found this through bored.com sometime in 2001-2002. Can't be sure

The other thing should be much easier: it's a free music website, similar to pandora, where you input the genre, time period, mood (happy, sad), tempo (calm, dance? not sure), etc. The site gives you a web-like playlist of songs that match your criteria, color coded by genre. I think you could also type in a band name or song and it would hook you up with things that were similar, too. This site had a pretty snappy layout. I think I originally found it by stumbleupon a year or 2 ago.

Thanks, help is appreciated.

Fake edit: This is kind of related to the thread, where is Treytor's avatar/custom title from? I've been wondering for a while.

Also, where did Emalde's avatar come from: . I swear I recognize that little guy.

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

The bear says, "Squeal like a pig for me!"


"Girl who eat ribs"

It was an odd web pictorial many moons ago. Can you find it? I can only get a snippet.

http://web.archive.org/web/19970414...ttp://gwer.com/

Santclair
Aug 6, 2006

by angerbotSD


Anyone have Kuenbuu.mp3? I was reading his callout and there was a link to it in there but it appears to be broken. From the descriptions it was drat funny and I'd like to hear it.

cringe
Mar 7, 2008


QuickbreathFinisher posted:


Also, where did Emalde's avatar come from: . I swear I recognize that little guy.

Pretty sure that's Sasuke from Legend of the Mystical Ninja- which, right up until now, I always thought was just a video game. (http://www.absoluteanime.com/mystical_ninja/index.htm)

Baron von Bytecode
Jan 2, 2008

Madness... This is all madness.


Office Commando posted:

If anyone has a link to a frontpage article from around 2006 about someone having to rub cream on their small dog's penis and literally paying the vet for this privilege, I would be greatly appreciative.

This Update is About My Dog's Penis

Nucleotide Oracle
Jul 2, 2007
Are you a magician?

When I was around 14 or 15, I used to have this mp3 of a song that was filled with innuendos, some of which were "their feet in the water, their hands on their marbles", "she pulled up her dresses and showed us her ruffles", and "if you think this is dirty, you're loving well right!"

The one mp3 that I do know the title of but can't find anywhere is this old Daft Punk song called "Pierre Stupide" or something like that. I originally downloaded it on Napster with a bunch of other Daft Punk remixes that I still have. But strangely Pierre Stupide disappeared from my music folder backup during a hard drive wipe.

If you guys can help me find these two songs, I'll be very appreciative. Thanks.

Chinese Tony Danza
Oct 30, 2007

What luck for the rulers that men do not think.

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Fake edit: This is kind of related to the thread, where is Treytor's avatar/custom title from? I've been wondering for a while.
That is Space Ghost's wife from a particularly strange episode of Space Ghost: Coast to Coast. She kept interrupting the show to speak with him in broken English and he didn't want to talk to her at all. I think she was supposed to have been from Greenland.

Postmonstrous
Jul 22, 2007

This is a steel cube.


Chinese Tony Danza posted:

That is Space Ghost's wife from a particularly strange episode of Space Ghost: Coast to Coast. She kept interrupting the show to speak with him in broken English and he didn't want to talk to her at all. I think she was supposed to have been from Greenland.

Would that be Bjork then?

cringe
Mar 7, 2008


Nucleotide Oracle posted:

When I was around 14 or 15, I used to have this mp3 of a song that was filled with innuendos, some of which were "their feet in the water, their hands on their marbles", "she pulled up her dresses and showed us her ruffles", and "if you think this is dirty, you're loving well right!"

You're thinking of "The Assumption Song" by the Arrogant Worms.

CuteLucca
Apr 2, 2004
SHIT SORRY YOU WERE PERMABANNED MY MISTAKE WELCOME BACK WITH OPEN ARMS!!

Okay, here's one for you internet detectives. I'm looking for a flash video from... oh, 2005 or 2006. In it, a guy reads aloud and animates a really terrible fanfiction. The fanfiction in question is one where the author (depicted as a 400 pound nerd, of course) writes a self-insert where he gets to have sex with Saria, the forest sprite from Zelda: Ocarina of Time. This video is hilarious in my memory, and I want to see it again.

awkward saw
Jul 14, 2004

North, West, South, West.

Year 2000 or so I stumbled upon a personal user's site on a college domain. I had it bookmarked on my old PC but it didn't make it over to the switch and it's been so long I remember nothing about the site address (which college, etc). He had created an interactive story based around the game "Asteroids". It was basically a dude falling in love with a girl who hates him, and it drives him crazier and crazier. It ends with a monologue about how he is the guy in the spaceship, always fighting an endless stream of asteroids until he dies. The very last page was a flash (or probably java) version of the Asteroids game.


I have never been able to find it. I tried my best to recreate it on my personal site (awkwardsaw.com/asteroids) so if you find that, it's not it. His was much simpler and much more moving. I actually got lost in the story of obsession and sat playing asteroids for half an hour feeling I was the guy lost. It was the first and best mixed media presentation I've ever experienced.


So if you know anything about this, or know of an archive somewhere, I'd love to see it again.

JoshVanValkenburg
May 20, 2007


Mine could be easy, but about a year ago there was a fast food photo shop thread, and the starter image was for a MEXIpounder burrito, and some guy was like "its generally good practice to have a starter image" and I could not find the thread. did it get goldmined?

Squish
Nov 22, 2007

I LIVE UNRELENTINGLY UP MY OWN ASS


Argh! That dude posted earlier, and still has the custom title as his av.


I think the thread's called "photoshop images that look real" or something like that.

Googling ...

Ok Hammer Floyd is the user (userid=88235)


Sadly I can't find the thread - and I don't have plat so I can't bring up Hammer's post history to complete my internet detectivery/necromancy.



I remember that thread VERY clearly because it was the one that finally pushed me over the edge to drop .

z0r
Nov 28, 2007

by Fistgrrl


Someone post the flash video called "Saria Story" about the shut in goon who gets a visit from some character in a Zelda game. Abraham (pussy.ogg) did the voices I think.

The Neal!
Sep 3, 2004

HAY GUYZ! I want to be a director

I read an article once about kids who's parents paid to sort of commit them in this sort of mental hospital/boot camp in Mexico or Jamaica...

There was parts in it about the guy they hired to actually kidnap the kid, and then stuff about the orderlys holding them down, there was a really sad story about a girl who wanted to go to law school or something and got sent there because her parents didn't approve.

I think there all closed down now... there was even something written about a revolt in one of them.

It was a really interesting article, anyone remember it or the name of the camp?

davo
Apr 12, 2007


Does anyone remember a "webcomic" called Horsey and Socko? I vaguely remember it from sometime before 2000, and the only reference I can find to it is someone's diary entry here http://apatheticq.diaryland.com/ain.html but it only has a broken image.

mr_jolly
Aug 20, 2003

Not so jolly now


There used to be a site years ago by some kid with an odd face, his photos used to pop up on here quite often. I think he used to call himself 'the kid' or something. Anyone know what I'm on about?!?

AN AOL CHAT ROOM
Feb 22, 2003

Power-shovelling fat turds into my cock busted syphilitic maw. Like a fat cunt shovels doughnuts. The resulting turds from my hemorrhoid infested goat fucked ass are pure gold compared to my shitting posts.


The Neal! posted:

I read an article once about kids who's parents paid to sort of commit them in this sort of mental hospital/boot camp in Mexico or Jamaica...

There was parts in it about the guy they hired to actually kidnap the kid, and then stuff about the orderlys holding them down, there was a really sad story about a girl who wanted to go to law school or something and got sent there because her parents didn't approve.

I think there all closed down now... there was even something written about a revolt in one of them.

It was a really interesting article, anyone remember it or the name of the camp?

That would be Tranquility Bay.

CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005



Santclair posted:

Anyone have Kuenbuu.mp3? I was reading his callout and there was a link to it in there but it appears to be broken. From the descriptions it was drat funny and I'd like to hear it.

It still works.

http://apollo.nonexiste.net/kuuenbu.mp3

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru


There was a series of 3/4 flash videos doing the rounds in 2000/2001.

Of the 4 the only one i can still find is called "how to get your girlfriend to have anal sex with you".

The other one in the series (i'm pretty sure they were all done by the same crew) I want to see but can't find was about a condom that had an explosive tip. It was suppoesed to be used to resolve unwanted pregnancy. The condom was called the exterminator (or something).

They used to be hosted on albino blacksheep, but i've not been able to find them since. I forget what the other 2 were, they were just as good and equally retarded.

Fedaykin
Mar 23, 2004


Looking for a flash movie about team fortress classic with music shots of the map 2fort. It says something like "I have died...thousands of times" or something like that. I also remember it being very green if that helps.

Chem
Apr 30, 2003



url posted:

There was a series of 3/4 flash videos doing the rounds in 2000/2001.

Of the 4 the only one i can still find is called "how to get your girlfriend to have anal sex with you".

The other one in the series (i'm pretty sure they were all done by the same crew) I want to see but can't find was about a condom that had an explosive tip. It was suppoesed to be used to resolve unwanted pregnancy. The condom was called the exterminator (or something).

They used to be hosted on albino blacksheep, but i've not been able to find them since. I forget what the other 2 were, they were just as good and equally retarded.

Here you are:

http://www.doodiehumor.com/main/content/view/41/65/

Boogan
May 1, 2005

f off


I've been trying to find a video by a fella named X_20mm_X that was made a little over a year ago. It was put on youtube but I searched for it and couldn't find it. It's from battlefield 2142 featuring the Clark 15B shotgun. I searched google and forums and it was supposedly on filefront for a while too but it's no longer hosted there. Is there any hope!?

Burned Wonton
Feb 8, 2005
Pyrex lids melt when you cook wontons on them in the microwave

Wuvviekins posted:

There's this mp3 I think about sometimes...

The artist was a (white? I think?) female rapper. I seem to remember her having ridiculous hair like red dreadlocks or something. I recall her voice being abrasive and the lyrics being really poorly written (but hilarious). The song that sticks out in my mind was something about a garbage can or a dumpster...? Her website was really hideous and offensive in that distinctively late '90s way and I sort of remember it including her ranting about a bunch of people she didn't like.

This probably sounds really generic, but it was abut the most over-the-top thing ever. If this sounds familiar to any one I would love to get my hands on the mp3 or at least find out the name of the artist. I remember having a really good laugh.

Sarai?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NomKGANmJSs

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru



You rock!

Edit: i'd completely forgotten about the auchwitz visit,
outstanding (albeit juvenile) stuff. Thanks.

url fucked around with this message at Nov 27, 2008 around 01:47

Lazlo Nibble
Jan 9, 2004

It was Weasleby, by God! At last I had the miserable blighter precisely where I wanted him!

I downloaded an MP3 from Audiogalaxy back in its heyday, tagged as "All The Way Live - My Nintendo" -- an old-school hip-hop track that samples the Super Mario Bros. theme and yammers on about how much fun it is to, well, play Nintendo:

"My Nintendo
Is very exciting to me
And out of all the videos
It has plenty varieties...of games
For me to select
So I keep my pen and paper,
So I can keep check
Of my score
As I enter the zone
Of intruders trying to touch base
And enter my home..."

(goes on like that)

It's definitely pre-nerdcore, and probably pre-Internet, but name-checks the Game Boy, so maybe 1991-ish? The artist/title are pretty much Google-proof, assuming they're correct in the first place, and I've never been able to find any reference to it online. Anybody know what this is?

Santclair
Aug 6, 2006

by angerbotSD


CrumFUNist! posted:

It still works.

http://apollo.nonexiste.net/kuuenbu.mp3

That's weird. It works on my parents' network but the page won't load on my university network. Thanks.

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time


A while back there was one of those "write me lyrics, I'll make you a song" threads. The best result of it was this one song called "Bewitched", with a chorus that went "Bewitched like changing Darrens/I shoot endangered herons from the sky/A boulder running errands/comes rolling by and crushes you and I". I've had that song stuck in my head for like a year and a half now but I can't find the MP3 anywhere.

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Exposure

I used to have the mp3 of Livestock's "hot dog" song, which has a lo-fi sample of a man talking about hot dog facts and turntable scratches. I can't find it anywhere on the web anymore.

Entorwellian fucked around with this message at Nov 27, 2008 around 03:58

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CuteLucca
Apr 2, 2004
SHIT SORRY YOU WERE PERMABANNED MY MISTAKE WELCOME BACK WITH OPEN ARMS!!

The Creeping Crepe posted:

Someone post the flash video called "Saria Story" about the shut in goon who gets a visit from some character in a Zelda game. Abraham (pussy.ogg) did the voices I think.

This is what I'm looking for, right here. Links, anyone?

EDIT: Did my own detectiving with the info above and I FOUND IT.

http://tng.canjo.net/saria.swf

Enjoy!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

CuteLucca fucked around with this message at Nov 27, 2008 around 04:02

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