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Syphilis Fish
Apr 27, 2006


A few years ago, SA had a contest for something or the other. There was GI Joe Fan Art with Pokemon etc, if anyone remembers that. Also, there was a song a group made that I really loving liked. It was a new GI Joe Theme song and had some of the following lyrics, which are obviously horribly mangled : Snake eyes is a loving badass, Destro, you know he's doing the baroness, because he's the weapons specialist.

It would be AWESOME to find any of that again. I can't find it anywhere on the actual frontpage where it was featured in probably 2005 or so.

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Farking Bastage
Sep 22, 2007

You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder.


The old Evil Dave 9000 used to make me chuckle back around '01.

poo poo like this
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49928

monkey
Jan 20, 2004



This one is very easy. I can't recall the artist or name of that series of photos of very realistic looking sculptures. The most memorable one is a reclining, floppy eared, flesh-tone pig / dog / human thing that is suckling a bunch of young. Another, which I am not sure if it is by the same artist, is of a large octopus coming through a doorway.

Heliotic
Mar 5, 2007
The wicked have told me of things that delight them, but not such things as your law has to tell.

A few years ago, some friends and I stumbled across a flash animation of Sarah McLachlan attending a music festival and going down on a horse. We've been trying to re-find it ever since! We need your help to make a Sarah McLachlan fan feel very awkward for just a few minutes.

YouDummy
Jun 24, 2005



monkey posted:

This one is very easy. I can't recall the artist or name of that series of photos of very realistic looking sculptures. The most memorable one is a reclining, floppy eared, flesh-tone pig / dog / human thing that is suckling a bunch of young. Another, which I am not sure if it is by the same artist, is of a large octopus coming through a doorway.

That's Patricia Piccinini, and the sculpture is called "The Young Family":


Click here for the full 800x599 image.


quote:

Another, which I am not sure if it is by the same artist, is of a large octopus coming through a doorway.
That one was CGI, and the artists name is Bernardo Barbi:

http://web.archive.org/web/20041126...y_id=2585&page=

Hermetic
Sep 7, 2007

For that deep down body thirst.

There was a site around 2000 called somerandomguy.com. He was mostly famous for his DBZ & Gundam Wing Rewrites, and his FF6 walkthrough. It went down soon thereafter, when the owner decided he wanted to move on to other comedy writing projects.

I've found a somewhat complete archive of the site (http://www.theomniverse.com/somerandomguy/index.shtml if anyone else wants to revisit the days when jokes about Gundam Wing were still considered fresh.) However, I never did find out what these projects were that Somerandomguy moved on to. There's a pre-collegiate nerd within me that wants to see what ever became of SRG's work, and I'd like to indulge him. It's a long shot, but do any goons happen to know what became of Somerandomguy?

FeedbackBsr
Apr 26, 2007


YouDummy posted:

That's Patricia Piccinini, and the sculpture is called "The Young Family":


Click here for the full 800x599 image.


That one was CGI, and the artists name is Bernardo Barbi:

http://web.archive.org/web/20041126...y_id=2585&page=

We had this woman's art exhibited in Welly a few years back, I saw an ad on the side of a bus after seeing it crop up on parts of the internet for years. It was really good, photography, cute little trucks, something about make beleive creatures that live in our neighbourhoods.

That particular piece was specifically about genetic modification and harvesting and where we draw the line when it comes to growing human-replacement parts in/on animals.


http://features.cgsociety.org/story...p?story_id=2585 Less web archivey link where you can get the wallpaper too.

FeedbackBsr fucked around with this message at Nov 29, 2008 around 12:19

Brackhar
Aug 26, 2006

I'll give you a definite maybe.

Awhile back there was a mashup of Mega Man and Silent Hill 2 where Mega Man fights Triangle Man. Pretty well done mashup that was posted on youtube, but despite searching for it multiple times now I can't seem to find it. If anyone can help me locate it again I'd be very appreciative.

Serious Michael
Oct 13, 2007

Is only joking.

A porn spoof where people are fully clothed dry humping, and they're like "Let's make this hotter!" and then put on sweaters and stuff.

I vaguely remember this. Does it exist?

CHaKKaWaKka
Aug 6, 2001

I've chosen my next victim. Cry tears of joy it's not you!

There was once upon a time a video on youtube of some japanese show where they were reenacting a soap opera and trying to remain serious while metal pans fell on their heads. It was loving hilarious but I can't find it anywhere on the internet anymore.

It was called the No Reaction Drama or something like that.

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

'Cause we're the good guys.



Wicker Man posted:

-"the running retard hitting a bed video (?)" A friend of mine told me he saw a video on the internet of a retarded guy who was sleep deprived for a few days was blindfolded and taken into a room by some guys where there was a bed. Apparently one of them put a metal plate or something under the sheets, so when they took off the blindfold, the retarded guy saw the bed, shouted "YAY, BED!!!", ran at it full-on, and fell face first on it, smashing himself on the metal plate underneath. I am not sure if it exists or not.

Go to Hulu, queue up Jackass: Season 1, Episode 1, and fast-forward to about 11:20.

Not precisely what is described, but your friend might be misremembering it.

Larkke
Dec 6, 2005

AAAAAAA

I require the rocket-chainsaw-hobo photoshops.
Please.

ApexAftermath
May 24, 2006

reaching
present participle of reach
To draw a conclusion based on more than a moment's thought.


Anyone remember this thread?

All the links to the audio are dead. Any of you guys saved the audio or know where it can be found? This guy was insane.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

*For the Ghost Who Walks B.K.

A few years back, there was that whole goofy Japan Break Industries thing, where that Japanese demolition company had a #1 hit single with their jingle. The song was pretty ridiculous, "building cannot take it for very much more, pieces of concrete are hitting the floor, these are the things that get in the way of world peace, break out!" I haven't had much luck finding that theme song since then, but the thing I'm really looking for is the flash video game they made too where you knock over a house, an apartment building, and then a big office building (I think.) It was a stupid game, but the whole premise was so hilarious. I can't find this game anywhere and I've always wanted to play it again.

Sheep
Jul 24, 2003


Don't suppose anyone has a copy of BBAB lying around they could post somewhere?

Ann Onymous
Jul 30, 2006
scraping the bottom of the barrel since 1982

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

The other thing should be much easier: it's a free music website, similar to pandora, where you input the genre, time period, mood (happy, sad), tempo (calm, dance? not sure), etc. The site gives you a web-like playlist of songs that match your criteria, color coded by genre. I think you could also type in a band name or song and it would hook you up with things that were similar, too. This site had a pretty snappy layout. I think I originally found it by stumbleupon a year or 2 ago.

Try http://www.musicovery.com/

Canuck-Errant
Oct 28, 2003

MOOD: BURNING - MUSIC: DISCO INFERNO BY THE TRAMMPS

Gatekeeper posted:

A few years back, there was that whole goofy Japan Break Industries thing, where that Japanese demolition company had a #1 hit single with their jingle. The song was pretty ridiculous, "building cannot take it for very much more, pieces of concrete are hitting the floor, these are the things that get in the way of world peace, break out!" I haven't had much luck finding that theme song since then, but the thing I'm really looking for is the flash video game they made too where you knock over a house, an apartment building, and then a big office building (I think.) It was a stupid game, but the whole premise was so hilarious. I can't find this game anywhere and I've always wanted to play it again.

You mean http://dagobah.biz/flash/Steel_Ball.swf ?

Instructions in English are at http://dagobah.biz/flash/Steel_Ball.swf/comments.

Finding the flash with the song was the easy part; just search "Japan Break Industries". The flash game took a little more digging to find an active copy.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

coming like judgment day
i.e. for the second time.


Ann Onymous posted:

Try http://www.musicovery.com/

That was it, thanks.

Landerig
Oct 27, 2008

by Fistgrrl


Back in the early 2000's there was a website called Zthing. It was one of those flash cartoon websites. Lot of stupid animations on there, but also a few that I wouldn't mind seeing again. Sadly, Google didn't turn up the cartoons I was looking for, and archive.org didn't save any of the flash parts of the site.

Going to Zthing.com now gives you a page saying they'll be back soon... that message is probably 3 years old by now.

Pixelated
Nov 26, 2005

It's called 'Gravitas', Jon.


Larkke posted:

I require the rocket-chainsaw-hobo photoshops.
Please.

These things? I I need to see if I can find that.


Edit: Here we go:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...40&pagenumber=1

Pixelated fucked around with this message at Nov 30, 2008 around 23:57

Death Rotisserie
Sep 9, 2006

I am, how you say, Russian Guyovich

I'm looking for this image macro. It's a portrait of this Asian tranny with a 'stache and the caption say something like VAGINA MMM BABY I LOVE IT or something like that.

Ambrose Burnside
Aug 29, 2007

pensive


I've been trying to find a copy of this MP3 mash-up of Gnarls Barkley's Crazy and the Montgomery Flea Market rap. I first found it here no more than two years ago in one of those random YTMND threads- somebody posted it saying something to the effect of "I loving love the music in this one".
I've combed YTMND to no avail. Help me out here!

Catalina
May 20, 2008

A game where teenagers fight monsters during a secret 25th hour of the day by shooting themselves in the head, and it's the robot that breaks suspension of disbelief for you?

When the trailer for Star Wars: The Phantom Menace came out, someone did a parody style trailer. I can remember that in that scene where the camera pans out over the interior of Amidala's castle, someone says a comment like, "Can anyone find the furniture?" and that when obiwan Kenobi met Anakin, they dubbed it to say, "Tinky Winky, meet Lala. Uh oh!"

That was the best thing ever when I was 13, it'd be funny to find it again.

Erotic Hamster
Nov 17, 2003
I AM A LIAR

I don't have archives, but I always read about how some goon posted the following story. Apparently he had a huge crush on this one girl who I guess didn't feel the same way. So one day he went to her house to fix her printer/computer, and when he was done instead of giving him a ride home/money/whatever, she awkwardly says 'thank you' and went upstairs to have sex with her boyfriend, so he had to walk back to his house. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

boondocksts
Sep 28, 2004
the blazing s4

Does anyone have an idea of where to find Larry Carlson's series of art that was basically a ever-changing image? The best way I could describe them is a scene that slowly morphs into a different scene, such as a wooded area with different parts of the image changing. I believe there were 10 different "images". I've talked to him a few times and he said that he is trying to get it back up on his website, but I haven't seen it yet. I am also unable to find a cache of the page(s) anywhere.

EDIT: Virtual Om is the name (and the current iteration of it, or supreme om, is nothing like the orignal). Vermont Endless was one of the scenes.

boondocksts fucked around with this message at Dec 1, 2008 around 04:10

Mr. Horrible
Apr 22, 2006
Darling Fascist Bully Boy

There was an animated Star Trek TNG gif floating around SA a while ago that featured Barkley walking onto the bridge and speaking in ghetto slang about how Deanna Troi stuffs her bra. Anyone have it and/or have any idea where it came from?

Rrail
Nov 26, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3253 days!


Once, long ago, I saw a clip from a porn video here in which an African American gentleman was penetrating the anus of a young (I believe blond) white woman, while another black fellow shouted "YOU FIND WHAT YOU LOOKIN FO' NIGGA, YOU FIND WHAT YOU LOOKIN FO'? CUZ YOU IN THERE PRETTY DEEP". If anyone knows where to find this video or has it, I would love it, because it was hilarious. It was like maybe 10 seconds long.

hallik
Aug 15, 2003


I want that poltergeist screensaver I used to have. It was nothing but tv snow, but every 60 seconds the carol-ann voice popped up calling/saying something to mommy.

Everyone HATED that screensaver but me, so obviously I need it back.

I even went as far as grabbing the audio from the movies once, but I couldn't reproduce the TV snow and gave up. Would be neat to have the original back.

Bob The Ripper
Jan 20, 2004

You can run.
You can hide.
Gonna get ya.

One of my friends once told me about an absolutely hilarious story he found on the internet that was a sexual encounter with Anakin Skywalker and Homer Simpson.

If anyone could link to this I'd appreciate it a whole loving lot as it would make an excellent Christmas gift

CoolRick
Jul 3, 2007

Roll for initiative.


been trying to get jane the opera, can't seem to find a working link for all the acts. also the crusty savior
I miss taoc teh wodner dog's site.

TheChad
Oct 9, 2007

[let's] fuck that crazy-ass robot

This is a bit more recent, but google failed me:

There was a something awful thread a few months ago which linked to a news article about the discovery of some sort of temple to humanity found in Spain(?maybe?). It had been built a few decades ago(also maybe) by a secret organization of artists in a man-made cave. The art on the walls was amazing and the local government was trying to turn it into a tourist attraction because the artists hadn't paid taxes.

I really, really would like to see how this turned out.

RobotFriedChicken
Sep 18, 2008


Back in the day, there was a killer software program called hotline.

There were clients and servers, and it pretty much kicked the rear end of IRC, torrentz, napster, kazaa, p2p, and whatever else was out there.

I know Hotline is gone, but I have to ask - is there a community out there that is similar? Where rules are kept and ratios are maintained?

Also, I'm not asking for "files", I just loved Hotline and wonder if it still exists in some form.

Flame Top
Oct 9, 2008


About 4 years ago a friend sent me a mp3 of a phone call to a counter strike (?) help desk. The guy who was calling was really upset because he kept dying. At one point he says 'I always die...Always!' Then they tell him he needs to practice more and he loses it. That mp3 made me laugh so many times but I lost the file.

Anyone know what I'm talking about?

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007
Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!

Erotic Hamster posted:

I don't have archives, but I always read about how some goon posted the following story. Apparently he had a huge crush on this one girl who I guess didn't feel the same way. So one day he went to her house to fix her printer/computer, and when he was done instead of giving him a ride home/money/whatever, she awkwardly says 'thank you' and went upstairs to have sex with her boyfriend, so he had to walk back to his house. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

This was Borky

Borky posted:

A loose female acquaintance of mine calls me at 1:00am today and asks me if I could print something on the computer for her and bring it over in the afternoon. "Hey yeah sure sure, whatever you need I'll help you, I'm all yours," I tell her. She sends me this file and lo and behold I can't open it. It's made in Microsoft Publisher and I don't have that program so I begin panicing, trying to find this program or a way to print the file. Scouring the internet yields no results and I do my usual pacing in my room.

I finally come up with an idea and I tell the girl, if I can proceed with it. The plan was I would carry my printer about 2miles to her house, print out the needed pages, maybe talk to her a bit while I was there. I was hoping for at least a hug out of this ordeal.

By the time I get there, I'm wet all over from sweating in the +90 degree heat outside and carrying a heavy motherfucking HP Deskjet printer. The first thing I see upon entering her room (my first time in a girl's bedroom) are some panties on her bed.

After the initial shock of seeing such a horrific sight for the first time, I setup the printer and get my job done. However, I did consider sniffing the lingere when she left the room once, but with the wuss that I am, I just ended up staring at them the whole while. That was a sarcastic joke for those of you too stupid to realize that

To make a long story short, just as I was finishing up with the printing job (which was hefty), her boyfriend and his gay friend walk in, say hello, and begin hanging out in the room as they waited for the girl to finish this work so they could go to the mall.

This effectively ruins my chances of getting a hug and I walk another 2 miles home with the motherfucking printer in hand. The only thing that I got out of this were some very painful fingers and a "thanks" as I walked out her bedroom door.



So, am I pathetic for doing all these things? It wouldn't be the first time I've pledged my heart and soul to a girl and gotten back almost nothing in return. I would hate turning her or anyone else I knew down or making up some lie.

Thread about his death, which turned into a multitude of printer jokes:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=2675544

And included a picture of the Passion of the Borky:

CaladSigilon
Sep 11, 2001

Friends don't left friends do ECB

There was a news article once, I think maybe posted to Fark, which was a Judges decision ripping these two lawyers to absolute shreds. Insulting both sides of the argument, calling them both (politely, of course) complete and utter morons.

It was absolutely hysterical. But I've been unable to find it, no matter how hard I look.

Larkke
Dec 6, 2005

AAAAAAA

Pixelated posted:

These things? I I need to see if I can find that.


Edit: Here we go:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...40&pagenumber=1

YES, thank you! If there was ever a reason to upgrade, this is it.

kimihia
Feb 1, 2002


dyfferent posted:

Ages ago, mid to late 90s, there was a website called Top-N off some university guy's space. The concept was you could either create a concept for a list of top 10s (only not limited to 10) a la David Letterman, or add items to an existing list.

Some of the lists were absolutely hilarious. All I can remember is that the website owner was named Mike. It's only going to exist on some kind of archive but I can't find the right place to search for it.
Was it http://www.keepersoflists.org/ Keepers of Lists? They seem to have stopped in March this year.

DanAdamKOF
Feb 11, 2007



Back in 2001 or so I downloaded an obscure puzzle game for Windows called "Package". It was Japanese in origin, and freeware. It also had a really catchy background music MIDI that rivaled Tetrinet in catchiness.

It looks like this:

Feeling nostalgic, I searched high and low for it a few months ago, and only got as far as a few websites. Believe me, it is damned hard to search for a Windows program with such a generic name. It was little heard-of I'm sure, and from Japan, and old (it says it's for Windows 95 in the screenshot, so it must have already been a few years old when I downloaded it). I'm not surprised that there's almost no reference to it on the internet at all.

I actually found an archive of the site that I originally downloaded it from: link. The page says its filename is sc5scr.zip, but the link points to the correct file of package.zip. The download link doesn't work though.

And I found some bizarre anime website that is currently hosting it, that you need to pay $8/month to access its files: link, (ctrl+f for package). This lists its filename as packinst.exe, which the game extracts from.

I also found this FAQ for it: link

So, goons, do any of you have a way I can play this game again, or is it doomed to be held for ransom forever by some weird, creepy anime website that was designed in 1998?

magicfrog
Feb 27, 2006

Bufo alvarius


There is a site by some artist who does paintings of what humans might have been like if we'd evolved differently (or something along those lines)... some goon made one of his paintings into a christmas card that was basically a horrible painting of a yeti-creature fighting another smaller yeti-creature that had "Seasons Greetings" overlaid on top. It was hilarious and if anyone knows what I am talking about and can find it, I will be sending it to everyone I know this holiday season.

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Ask Me About Bugs
May 20, 2001
BWUAHAHA
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Nice title.


Does anyone have the animated gif of the Rob Liefeld Captain America, where it alternates between his version and the one where someone redrew it with semi-realistic proportions?

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