[RSF: The O.P.] I'm a gay faggot and I suck dicks every day! [NWS]

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myself: Jul 17, 2001

This thread is to talk about how gay you are. I'm probably the gayest enjoyable human being there is:). No one is gayer than me!!!

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Evil Bob: May 2, 2004; ~Trippin balls
Bustin nuts~

literally sometimes dings has to be physically restrained or else he will go on a dick sucking rampage

# ? Nov 11, 2008 00:50

Bees in Trees: Oct 18, 2006

I like how you emphasize that it happens every day. Good to know you aren't just a fair-weather dick-sucker.

# ? Nov 11, 2008 00:50

PvtBaldrick: Nov 5, 2008

Someone who sucks one dick will forever be a cocksucker, but what about someone who sucks dicks every day?

A son of a dings?

# ? Nov 11, 2008 00:53

screwy: Apr 16, 2006; by elpintogrande

I'm kinda gay I guess.

# ? Nov 11, 2008 00:56

Firstdate: Aug 16, 2005; whoa look at that

The OP is great at sucking dicks! He tells me these stories that send shivers down my back and right to my dick.

# ? Nov 11, 2008 00:59

Firstdate: Aug 16, 2005; whoa look at that

I truly think I'm in love with the OP. He's amazing.

# ? Nov 11, 2008 01:18

myself: Jul 17, 2001

Fragmaster posted:

IT IS OK TO PHOTOSHOP THE OP INTO PORN ITT

Do we have to nws it?

Edit:

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myself: Jul 17, 2001

Haha oh drat

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Weed Wolf: Jul 30, 2004

this thread is most deserving of a five

# ? Nov 11, 2008 02:02

Fragmaster: Dec 1, 2000; nerdshoe

99 Apple Schnapps posted:

Do we have to nws it?

# ? Nov 11, 2008 02:02

Rape Culture Club: Oct 22, 2005; It's fucky time.

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Benjamin Denison: Apr 18, 2007

cat scratch achiever posted:

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Wednesday: Nov 11, 2007

"Welp, there's a dick in my rear end again! Haha!"

# ? Nov 11, 2008 02:34

Drosselmeyer Weiner: Sep 8, 2008; by Fragmaster

This is the best thread and the best OP

# ? Nov 11, 2008 02:46

christovsky: Mar 31, 2007; It's called multitasking ya jerk

I would like to place myself in the straight category.

# ? Nov 11, 2008 04:46

formaldehyde: Nov 28, 2005; I do not have any money for a custom title so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $5 so trust that this settles the matter.

Michelangelo had fresco, Dings has dicks.

# ? Nov 11, 2008 04:48

Esteban: Jun 22, 2008; You don't have to know where you are, to be happy there.

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Wednesday: Nov 11, 2007

Esteban posted:

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dongsweep: Nov 27, 2004; ~ P * R * I * D * E ~

How long did you spend working on lemonparty?

was it worth it?

# ? Nov 11, 2008 05:30

screwy: Apr 16, 2006; by elpintogrande

# ? Nov 11, 2008 05:40

Joe Friday: Oct 15, 2007; Just the facts, ma'am.

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ill b bach: Sep 13, 2007

cat scratch achiever posted:

Holy poo poo.

# ? Nov 11, 2008 06:06

Notinghamington: Oct 24, 2008; I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun

# ? Nov 11, 2008 07:22

14 INCH DETECTIVE: Aug 23, 2006; There she was, a tragedy in red. She sauntered up through the smoke and the gloom and the empty bottles of scotch to push a hot piece of bad news across my desk. "Sir," she whispered breathlessly, "A message from Batman."

Seriously, I came in this thread.

# ? Nov 11, 2008 07:25

randyest: Sep 1, 2004

Psylocibe posted:

Seriously, I came in this thread.

I came into it too, but then I was grossed out and laughed a lot at the same time and that made me confused

# ? Nov 11, 2008 08:25

Elentor: Dec 14, 2004; I believe... this are truly something awful.

Hahahaa this thread is going places. Very gay places.

# ? Nov 11, 2008 13:07

Roar: Jul 7, 2007; ...So I was wondering if I could strip down, smear myself with paste, and set fire to this little effigy of you in a non-denominational sort of way.