Make toys/games less fun

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Deep Hurting: Jan 19, 2006

The whole point of toys and games is for them to be fun, so let's see what happens when we remove whatever makes them fun, interesting, or challenging, and make them boring, routine, listless, and futile instead.

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Serious Michael: Oct 13, 2007; Is only joking.

Those are actually really well done starter images. The attention to detail is amazing.

# ? Nov 16, 2008 21:33

nice mattimer: Mar 3, 2008; the wind that shakes the buttcheeks

Extremely good

# ? Nov 16, 2008 21:38

WEED LORD: May 9, 2004; by Fragmaster

No photoshop necessary.

# ? Nov 16, 2008 21:39

Thoogsby: Nov 18, 2006; Very strong. Everyone likes me.

# ? Nov 16, 2008 21:40

Deutsch Nozzle: Mar 29, 2008; #1 Macklemore fan

WEED LORD posted:

No photoshop necessary.

I see what you did there. Funny.

# ? Nov 16, 2008 21:41

Moof: May 19, 2003; the horror, the horror

WEED LORD posted:

No photoshop necessary.

bwahahaha you have my fives good sir

# ? Nov 16, 2008 21:41

nice mattimer: Mar 3, 2008; the wind that shakes the buttcheeks

WEED LORD posted:

No photoshop necessary.

If only Fallout 3 wasn't awesome.

# ? Nov 16, 2008 21:43

Doom Mathematic: Sep 2, 2008

WEED LORD posted:

No photoshop necessary.

I don't get it, someone please explain this?

This is a cracking thread regardless.

# ? Nov 16, 2008 21:46

Deutsch Nozzle: Mar 29, 2008; #1 Macklemore fan

Might as well jump on the no photoshop bandwagon:
http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/pc/bigrigsovertheroadracing

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# ? Nov 16, 2008 21:46

WEED LORD: May 9, 2004; by Fragmaster

Doom Mathematic posted:

I don't get it, someone please explain this?

This is a cracking thread regardless.

Fallout 3 was an abortion. Shits on the entire Fallout series.

sov68n posted:

Might as well jump on the no photoshop bandwagon:
http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/pc/bigrigsovertheroadracing

Uh, no. You're doing it wrong, fucktard. Try again.

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# ? Nov 16, 2008 21:47

webster876: Aug 4, 2007

I have a feeling that the starter images will be some of the best of the thread. There's Waldo had me laughing more than I probably should have.

# ? Nov 16, 2008 21:48

Moof: May 19, 2003; the horror, the horror

WEED LORD posted:

Fallout 3 was an abortion. Shits on the entire Fallout series.

Uh, no. You're doing it wrong, fucktard. Try again.

WEED LORD this is a pretty good thread and maybe you should stop posting in it now okay and let people make good photoshops of things!!

# ? Nov 16, 2008 21:48

TombsGrave: Feb 15, 2008

WEED LORD posted:

Fallout 3 was an abortion. Shits on the entire Fallout series.

Yeah, I know, right?

Going from settlement to settlement on a near-featureless map is much more immersive than actually following an irradiated river looking for a bridge into the nuked-out ruins of Washington D.C. I know for sure going from one well-populated settlement to another, with the occasional dungeon or gecko encounter, gave me much more of a sense of loss and devastation than exploring the overworld and stumbling upon frightful, twisted ruins of civilization.

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ZenMaster: Jan 24, 2006; I Saved PC Gaming

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stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

stringless fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Nov 19, 2008

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Big Grunty Secret: Aug 28, 2007; Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

Sorry about the bad quality. It's in MSPaint, but it gets the point across, right?

# ? Nov 16, 2008 22:06

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

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# ? Nov 16, 2008 22:09

GoonCockmander: Aug 3, 2007; In space, no one can hear you cringe

ZenMaster posted:

Oh goodness. I want one.

# ? Nov 16, 2008 22:12

Drone_Fragger: May 9, 2007

I'm Surprised no one has done a version of TF2 where the only class is demoman yet.

# ? Nov 16, 2008 22:17

Jmcrofts: Jan 7, 2008; just chillin' in the club; Lipstick Apathy

HastyDeparture posted:

Scrabble

This is how my family usually ends up playing scrabble. Just hunt through the scrabble dictionary for any words you can make! what fun!

# ? Nov 16, 2008 22:22

Various Artists: Nov 13, 2008; Unknown Album
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# ? Nov 16, 2008 22:34

Cogito Ergo Absum: Oct 31, 2008

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Bitcoin Billionaire: Mar 10, 2007

WEED LORD posted:

No photoshop necessary.

hahahahhahaha :frogout:

# ? Nov 16, 2008 22:42

anuj: Oct 14, 2005; ~anime crew~
~R.I.P. Soap-san~

# ? Nov 16, 2008 22:45

someone awful.: Sep 7, 2007

quote:

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/waldo978.jpg

I remember my Elementary school had some Waldo books in its library. I took them out during indoor recess for some Waldo-seeking fun, but it turned out some rear end in a top hat kid had already circled Waldo. On all the pages. As well as Wanda, and the Wizard, and Woof, and all the hidden special things you were told to find in the back.

I hope that kid got hit by a truck. :argh:

# ? Nov 16, 2008 22:45

J. Alfred Prufrock: Sep 9, 2008

Deep Hurting posted:

The expression on those kids' faces is priceless.

"Yeah, it's putty. Whatever."

# ? Nov 16, 2008 22:49

Ryaomon: Mar 19, 2007; Ask me about being a racist piece of shit with a racist gimmick

Nobody I knew ever played the actual game.

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Modern Pragmatist: Aug 20, 2008

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Cogito Ergo Absum: Oct 31, 2008

Ryaomon posted:

Nobody I knew ever played the actual game.

I did...

...sometimes.

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HOBO POWER: Nov 4, 2008

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Weedle: May 31, 2006

WEED LORD posted:

No photoshop necessary.

So edgy I almost cut myself

# ? Nov 16, 2008 22:55

STOP MAKING SENSE: Mar 31, 2003; This ain't no foolin' around.

Modern Pragmatist posted:

Ok, that's great!

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YouDummy: Jun 24, 2005

Modern Pragmatist posted:

That would be a nightmare

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Cogito Ergo Absum: Oct 31, 2008

Shamisen Hero, anyone?

[/suck]

:effort:

I hate not having Photoshop : \

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HOBO POWER: Nov 4, 2008

Cogito Ergo Absum posted:

Shamisen Hero, anyone?

[/suck]

I hate not having Photoshop : \

Already exists.
http://kotaku.com/gaming/music/the-land-of-the-rising-suns-guitar-game-178271.php

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Ghetto Wizard: Aug 11, 2007

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DJPM: Mar 5, 2007; by Fistgrrl

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# ? Nov 16, 2008 23:27

Rocky Top Hennessy: Mar 29, 2007; And the football descended like a dove upon him, and a voice came from the Great Romo which said, "You are my beloved Tight End; in you I am well pleased."

A little history of monopoly maybe

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FlerpNerpin: Apr 17, 2006

HOBO POWER posted:

This is awesome because it takes just that half second to put it together. Love it.

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