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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

I wish, bro.


I'm working up through Prestige 1 right now. I miss my M1 Carbine. =(

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Enikad
Feb 19, 2008

Mad Lutes


"Killtax"

not Killtask.

Still playing left 4 dead here and there.

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

The Year Is 2053. Basketball Is Dead.


Is WaW a good game?

Seems like it'd be really generic.

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

I wish, bro.


Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:

Is WaW a good game?

Seems like it'd be really generic.

Multiplayer is FRAGTASTIC FUN, and actually much slower paced than CoD4 due to larger maps and tanks. It's worth a try my friend.

omgLerkHat!
Dec 7, 2003


Mr.Bond posted:

Multiplayer is FRAGTASTIC FUN, and actually much slower paced than CoD4 due to larger maps and tanks. It's worth a try my friend.

It's fun for the person playing it, but my roommate plays it all the time and if I have to hear the terrible Russian voice actor scream 'THEY HAVE RELEASED THE DOGS!!' one more time I'm gonna go insane. See also: 'OUR RECON PLANE WILL FIND THEM.. WHERE EVER THEY HIDE!!' and pretty much all of the variation-less and painful to listen to dialog. It wouldn't be so bad if people weren't getting dogs and planes and other stuff CONSTANTLY, but good god you would think they'd have recorded a few different variations of those dialogs to mix things up a bit since you hear them all the time.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

I am a closet nazi apologist.


Empire: Total War

Good:

- Even more streamlined Total War interface keeps you fighting wars and expanding your empire without bogging you down with repetitive bullshit tasks. Not having to recruit and manage a small loving army of random as hell "agents" (priests, diplomats, assassins, loving daughters, etc) is a welcome change. Now they just spawn once in a while with the right buildings built and you can automate most of them to just do their thing and carry out your despotic whims.

- Battles are loving HUGE.

- Battles are loving GORGEOUS.

- Battles have loving GUNS. The first time I watched about 2,000 of my Prussian line infantry (yes, I play Prussia, gently caress off) crackle off a volley of musketry, take the return like men, and rattle off another to break the back of those damned, dirty Danes. . . well, let's just say that I'm reevaluating my stance on my father's fudd-tastic blackpowder collection.

- You can now research technology, and this gives units more and different abilities. Remember how in all the other games you had to replace your whole loving army six times over as new and better poo poo became available? Now your soldiers just get better at their jobs and get new formations, tactics, abilities, etc. When your soldiers learn fire by volley (i.e. the front row fires, then kneels while hte middle row fires, they kneel while the back row fires, etc) they DOMINATE the guys who are still doing it the old way, and all without rebuilding your army from scratch. (for the curious, this really was a major tactical development in the early 18th century - it really did take Europeans about a century to figure that one out). Those line infantry you've fought over half of central Europe with and who are veteran bad asses? No need to replace them, you can actually have a veteran army in the later game.

-NAVAL BATTLES. Oh holy poo poo it is so much fun to cross some silly fucker's T with your battle line of 74 gun frigates. Also, the British Navy is just as scary as you imagined. gently caress with them at your own risk.

-Trade makes so much more sense now.

-Colonies - Go conquer N. America or India, all the cool kids are doing it.

-Revolutions - they are the poo poo and are lots of fun. I just had one and ditched all my old white and black Prussian flags for the fancy red/gold/black of the rhineland revolutionaries of 1848 (aka the current flag of the Federal Republic)

Bad:

- Your computer better be good. That said, I run it acceptably decent looking and without stuttering or anything on a 3 year old MacBook Pro with 2 gigs of ram under XP Pro.

- MOTHERFUCKING 15 GIG INSTALL?!? Are you kidding me?

- Steam!!!

- You WILL find yourself googling around at 3 am to find out how much a repro Brown Bess would cost.

- Playing this game is not conducive to finishing another draft of your MA.

If you have any interest in this sort of thing, go buy it.

Now I need to go, loving Sweden just declared war on me for having a democratic revolution and I need to send the Kriegsmarine from its anchorage in Danzig to sweep the Baltic and teach them a lesson in humility.

And by "teach them a lesson in humility" I mean land my best army in Oslo and burn the fucker to the ground.

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

The Year Is 2053. Basketball Is Dead.


Cyrano4747 posted:

And by "teach them a lesson in humility" I mean land my best army in Oslo and burn the fucker to the ground.

YES! gently caress Oslo!

Is there a demo?

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

I am a closet nazi apologist.


Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:

YES! gently caress Oslo!

Is there a demo?

Yes, there is. Free on Steam (STEAM!!!! ).

You get to kick some colonial rear end as the Redcoats.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Oh well looky what what we got ourselves over here.

If anyone hasn't noticed, Steam has been selling half-price Ubisoft games this week. Today they have Far Cry 2 for $14.99. It's only for the day, though.

Otto Skorzeny
Nov 7, 2008

He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip


I don't get this dislike for Steam at all

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

I am a closet nazi apologist.


Otto Skorzeny posted:

I don't get this dislike for Steam at all

It's a resource hog (well, compared to NO client - it's not as bad as it could be) and I don't see the reason why I have to have a client open to play a game offline. I just don't like extra poo poo running in the background while I'm playing a game, especially poo poo that shouldn't be there in the first place. I bought it on DVD. I can wrap my mind around needing to dial home to authenticate a CD key (that's pretty standard these days) but having to have the damned thing open all the time while playing it?

gently caress that.

MrButterpants
Jul 20, 2002

One of a small handful of posters on TFR that really, really know their shit when it comes to long range target rifles. -Cyrano4747


Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:

Is WaW a good game?

Seems like it'd be really generic.

The solo campaign is ok, but as stated above multi rocks.

emathey
May 18, 2008


Cyrano4747 posted:

Empire: Total War

For the most part I agree but there are some annoyances. It would be nice if there was a single list of all my buildings that need upgrades. At the moment I have to scroll all over the map and look for the hammer icons. That whole AI perpetually asking you to trade territories is fairly lame as well, you'd think they'd get the idea after 10 rejections. Has anyone managed to force a city to surrender through overwhelming force? It's never worked for me regardless of the ratio of friendly:enemy troops. Pathfinding while defending from a siege kind of blows too, no I don't want you guys to climb down the ladders to chase the enemy. All in all it's a great game but I wish they'd tune a few things.

Thepossiblelight
Jul 2, 2007
shut up.

It's been too long since I've played, so we're gonna have us a little shindiggy.

SUNDAY 5 APRIL @ 1900 HRS EDT IS THE BEGINNING OF INSURGENCY NIGHT

put your game face on, cause its gonna get rocked the gently caress off once i get an rpk

if you're a piece of poo poo scrub and don't have insurgency for some enjoyable human being reason [canadian], here you go http://www.insurgencymod.net/

Thepossiblelight fucked around with this message at Apr 1, 2009 around 15:53

Scottish_Loser
Aug 3, 2007
3/4 Scottish 1/4 Loser(..errr Swedish)

^^^^ I'm down with that. I'll try and make it.

Scarecrow411
Nov 14, 2004

FREE FUNSTER


Added the above to our group schedule. If you want, buff out your post (link back to the original Insurgency Post which is somewhere in the last 35 pages, or maybe a link to the mod, etc.)

BrainGlitch
Jan 14, 2007

Good sir, you can't pay me enough to go to France while our countries are at war!


I JUST started playing Insurgency randomly again, too. Awesome!

infrared35
Jan 12, 2005



You suck. I have to work.

If you guys are still playing after midnight and I don't get held over on overtime, I should be able to join in.

infrared35 fucked around with this message at Apr 1, 2009 around 16:35

BrainGlitch
Jan 14, 2007

Good sir, you can't pay me enough to go to France while our countries are at war!


infrared35 posted:

You suck. I have to work.

Just go easy on the potheads...for me? <3

Gtab
Dec 9, 2003

cop killer
cop killer
cop killer


Insurgency sucks.

Inspector_71
Oct 7, 2003

...essence

Gtab posted:

Insurgency sucks.

Your face sucks

infrared35
Jan 12, 2005



Gtab posted:

Insurgency sucks.

You're not the time, Kent! You're not the time!

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Gtab posted:

Insurgency sucks.

its all about finding a nice comfy spot and wait for the bad people to come to you. And hope you don't run into any other camp sites getting there.

I haven't played since it first came out but it did get old fast. I think I played it for about a month before I got bored with it.

STAT1C_X
May 9, 2004

by angerbot


I'm down for playin a goon game and I've wanted to try Insurgency foreva...but I don't have HL2. Anyone got a code to PIF since getting The Orange Box or anything?

Edit: The screens look awful...I seem to remember it looking much better.

Pyruvate
Apr 4, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Does anyone play Company of Heroes? I just started playing the American campaign, it's pretty fun, but I'm starting to get sick of Spike Spiegel saying the same drat thing every time some Germans attack my territory.

Thepossiblelight
Jul 2, 2007
shut up.

Pyruvate posted:

Does anyone play Company of Heroes? I just started playing the American campaign, it's pretty fun, but I'm starting to get sick of Spike Spiegel saying the same drat thing every time some Germans attack my territory.

i play, just not often

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Oh well looky what what we got ourselves over here.

STAT1C_X posted:

I'm down for playin a goon game and I've wanted to try Insurgency foreva...but I don't have HL2. Anyone got a code to PIF since getting The Orange Box or anything?

Edit: The screens look awful...I seem to remember it looking much better.

I'll send HL2 your way. I also have an extra copy of Episode One, if you're interested in it. I'll need an email address to send the link to.

Scottish_Loser
Aug 3, 2007
3/4 Scottish 1/4 Loser(..errr Swedish)

Pyruvate posted:

Does anyone play Company of Heroes? I just started playing the American campaign, it's pretty fun, but I'm starting to get sick of Spike Spiegel saying the same drat thing every time some Germans attack my territory.

I play a bunch, and it's not Spike, it's Roger Smith!

STAT1C_X
May 9, 2004

by angerbot


Detective Thompson posted:

I'll send HL2 your way. I also have an extra copy of Episode One, if you're interested in it. I'll need an email address to send the link to.

Nah, I've got The Orange Box for my 360, but I don't quite think that'll let me play Insurgency with y'all

e-mail is: removed

Thanks a lot :-*

STAT1C_X fucked around with this message at Mar 27, 2010 around 22:25

Pyruvate
Apr 4, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Scottish_Loser posted:

I play a bunch, and it's not Spike, it's Roger Smith!

No, look at who voiced the base commander http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0884044/fullcredits#cast

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Oh well looky what what we got ourselves over here.

STAT1C_X posted:

Nah, I've got The Orange Box for my 360, but I don't quite think that'll let me play Insurgency with y'all

e-mail is: ???????????

Thanks a lot :-*

Game is sent, friend.

Detective Thompson fucked around with this message at May 27, 2010 around 23:30

Scottish_Loser
Aug 3, 2007
3/4 Scottish 1/4 Loser(..errr Swedish)

Pyruvate posted:

No, look at who voiced the base commander http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0884044/fullcredits#cast

it was a joke, look it's the same person. I was replacing a voice he did, Spike Spiegel (Coboy Bebop), with another voice he did, Roger Smith (The Big-O).

Pyruvate
Apr 4, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


oh snap i love that robot

Pretty Little Rainbow
Dec 27, 2005

by T. Finn


The fact that insurgency uses hitscan weapons means it can gently caress off and die in a ditch full of penises with VD and poo poo.

This means that if your aiming at a guy 300m out running, all you need to do is put the crosshair or irons dead on him and assuming the magic cone of fire dispersion doesn't go around him, you WILL hit him.

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

The Year Is 2053. Basketball Is Dead.


Wasn't the first two Delta Force games the only ones to ever have realistic bullet phsyics or something?

Pretty Little Rainbow
Dec 27, 2005

by T. Finn


Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:

Wasn't the first two Delta Force games the only ones to ever have realistic bullet phsyics or something?

No, Operation Flashpoint and its sequel Armed Assault have awesome ballistics, down to the SVDs scope and rangefinder all working 100%, I also remember the RPG-7V addon for OFP had a fully functioning optic as well. In OFP/ArmA if you code in the velocity, weight, wind-resistance of your projectile all as they are in real life, it WILL perform 1:1 as the real thing does. Lots of games have it, Insurgency would be good if they had taken the time to not make weapons hitscan. Infiltration on the loving Unreal Tournament 99 engine had real ballistics for fucks sakes.

Otto Skorzeny
Nov 7, 2008

He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip


I'd care about the external ballistics of weapons in Insurgency if the fog allowed engagement ranges of >150 meters

Pretty Little Rainbow
Dec 27, 2005

by T. Finn


Its still bullshit to not have to lead a target at distance.

It also means that the guns have cone of fire accuracy instead of some actual form of ballistics.

Revolvyerom
Nov 12, 2005

Hell yes, tell him we're plenty front right now.

What I need is a real man to show me how it's done in RE5, Mercenaries mode

Which of you men is up to the task?

Hit me up on AIM or on XBL (tag on XBL is Ryevolvyerom)

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Scottish_Loser
Aug 3, 2007
3/4 Scottish 1/4 Loser(..errr Swedish)

WTH? Insurgency Night has just started, and nobody is on...

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