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Totally TWISTED
Sep 13, 2005

Also, angels.




Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

playing ME2 but not LotSB is a criminal act, fyi
Ok fine. My next videogame purchase will be that thing. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

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Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Fifty Three posted:

Is it that good? I haven't bought any DLC yet. I'm playing through both of them on PC and just finished 2 about a week and a half ago. Finished my FemShep run of 1 last night.
it's the best/one of the best missions in ME2, so yes. Though if you didn't romance Liara she seems loving crazy. (from what I hear, I am correct in all things so I did)

Totally TWISTED posted:

Ok fine. My next videogame purchase will be that thing. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
yes


also lol Mordin's voice actor got changed for ME3

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

If you will not serve in combat, you will serve on the firing line!

Pitch posted:

I haven't used Origin points, but what makes MS Points more legitimate aside from being around long enough that you no longer consider them unusual?

Actually its Bioware points since you, as far as I am aware, can't buy the ME2 DLC via Origin but have to go via the Bioware store instead on the PC, and they're not available anywhere else.
Unless they've changed this at some point.

Insert name here
Nov 10, 2009

Oh.
Oh Dear.



Why the hell does ME3 have multiplayer anyway?

Pitch posted:

A long time ago, because they've been "around long enough that you no longer consider them unusual"
To be fair at least with microsoft funbux you can use them on things other than Bioware games.

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Can it be fired with a massive erection?



Insert name here posted:

Why the hell does ME3 have multiplayer anyway?

To flesh out the stupid readiness mini-game. It's why there is also a facebook game, same thing. WE'RE SO WEB 2.0 META HURRRRR

Hotwire has been playing MP in the demo and what he says sounds fun, I just don't see why it should tie into the single player.

BarkingSquirrel
Sep 12, 2008



Pitch posted:

A long time ago, because they've been "around long enough that you no longer consider them unusual"
And I remember a time when people were making GBS threads their pants in rage when Steam was first announced. Unusual and complained about at some point in time doesn't mean its a bad thing/idea.

Except for anything EA does.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

Hope you don't mind if I just take a little rest here. Feel free to join me...

I have no idea why it has multi, I've been avoiding the promo press, but it's pretty fun and that's good enough for me right now

Right now meaning the demo

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

American planes, full of holes and wounded men, took off backwards from an airfield in England. Over France, a few German fighter planes flew at them backwards, sucked bullets and shell fragments from some of the planes and crewmen. They did the same for wrecked American bombers on the ground.

BarkingSquirrel posted:

And I remember a time when people were making GBS threads their pants in rage when Steam was first announced. Unusual and complained about at some point in time doesn't mean its a bad thing/idea.

Except for anything EA does.

The big issue is that EA is doing it so loving terribly. Steam broke all the important ground a long time ago, and so far they're doing a mediocre job of cloning a service that's been around for the better part of a decade. If you're going to re-invent the wheel, at least make it a nicer wheel, not one that falls off or refuses to turn half the time.

Also, individual platforms individual publishers, fracturing the market entirely, is a pretty crap situation for the consumer. I don't know about you, but I don't want to have a poo poo-ton of wrapper programs running on my computer for all the various games I play. That's one of the nice things about steam - it is a content delivery system that lets you get at pretty much anything you would want to play.

Finally, gently caress any system which has me pay in online fun bucks rather than money. Yes, this includes MS's system, and is a big part of why I don't buy DLC for most MS games (what few I play to begin with). Yeah they've got a captive audience with the XBox and I guess you have to do that if you want to run that system, but as I'm a PC gamer I give zero fucks about the Xbox and the level of MS garbage people have accepted just because "it's the way it's done."

This isn't even getting into the fact that a HUUUUUUUUGE part of building an online library with a content distributor is trusting them. I'm not saying that I love and worship Steam or Apple or think they're anything other than corporations running on a profit motive to maximize what their shareholders get at the end of the year, but they've been doing this poo poo a long time and, barring some kind of fairly crazy situation, aren't going anywhere any time soon. At the very least I feel confident that they're not going to either fold or just tell me to get hosed sometime in the future by doing something incredibly lovely. Mostly good track record up until now.

EA? They have no track record with this poo poo. Maybe in 3 or 4 years I'll think about trusting them enough to buy stuff on Origin. Until then, they're not making anything that I NEED to play that badly.

Despite how retarded it's looking I am disappointed that I'm going to miss out on ME3, if only because I won't see how it all ends, but it's not THAT huge a deal for me.

Namaste
May 5, 2007
good news for people who love bald news

Pitch posted:

A long time ago, because they've been "around long enough that you no longer consider them unusual"

They're supposed to be gone by the end of the year, too.

Insert name here
Nov 10, 2009

Oh.
Oh Dear.



Why the hell do I have to unlock female soldier in ME3 multiplayer screw you game.

SadWhaleFamily
May 1, 2007



Insert name here posted:

Why the hell do I have to unlock female soldier in ME3 multiplayer screw you game.

BioWare: no longer even a little bit interested in equal representation for player characters.

It really says a lot that loving Saint's Row: The Third does a better job of it than ME3.

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Insert name here posted:

Why the hell do I have to unlock female soldier in ME3 multiplayer screw you game.
because gently caress bioware

Alaan
May 24, 2005

There's no need for words

Did everyone cool leave or did someone just put replace their sugar with lead as the coffee sweetener of choice?

Totally TWISTED
Sep 13, 2005

Also, angels.




Alaan posted:

Did everyone cool leave or did someone just put replace their sugar with lead as the coffee sweetener of choice?
I thought you were referring to posters, then realized you meant Bioware employees, then thought maybe you *did* mean posters.

NerdyMcNerdNerd
Aug 3, 2004



Alaan posted:

Did everyone cool leave or did someone just put replace their sugar with lead as the coffee sweetener of choice?

I don't know what happened to them. Baldur's Gate 2 is still one of my favorite RPGs, and it was full of interesting dialogue and characters. It had it's flaws, especially the romances, but those were easily forgotten. Their other games could be predictable, and a bit bland, but they generally weren't outright disappointing or terrible. I really enjoyed playing through ME 1. Dragon Age 1 wasn't the most amazing thing ever, but it scratched all those nostalgia itches just so.

Sometime after those games, something happened. When your lead writer starts saying things like 'Well, I think Twilight is far more effective with its romantic elements than most people give it credit for. Granted, it has little else going for it-- but the romance it does well.' and your response isn't immediately firing him, and putting his work to the torch, bad things happen. I was looking for clips on youtube to demonstrate this masterpiece of drama, and even the loving search engine seemed to know what was up.



gigglesquee

I wish I could be paid thousands and thousands of dollars to hand in a half-assed first draft script.

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Alaan posted:

Did everyone cool leave or did someone just put replace their sugar with lead as the coffee sweetener of choice?
They started listening to their fans.

Alain Perdrix
Dec 19, 2007

Howdy!

Capn Beeb posted:

The problem is since the last Origin update, BF3 runs like poo poo for pretty much everyone regardless of components. I have an i5 2500k and loading the game attempts to max out all four cores and feels like my PC is just seconds from having a total hardlock. Then I get in game, and every so often get little freezes. Not lag, but actual hardware issues. Everyone I play with has had this happening lately, which is why we really haven't played as much. At least I haven't, anyway.

Sure is fun lining up a shot on a fully loaded Huey in my T90, then oops you're frozen donk donk now your shot just went 100 feet behind the chopper HAVE FUN

Hahahahahaha, I have been having these intermittent hangs/freezes you describe, and it has been driving me insane. I thought my computer was going to die or something, initially. I play with Mike a lot and I'm always complaining about it to him.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be polite. Be professional. But be prepared to PARTAYYY!

Inspector_71 posted:

Sounds about right, and he did go to Best Buy to get the video card.

That's hilarious - this dude rules, whenever he came in we would chat for about a half hour about gaming and poo poo. Really nice guy. He even used to play Day of Defeat, so we reminisced about that for a while, too.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

Hope you don't mind if I just take a little rest here. Feel free to join me...

SadWhaleFamily posted:

BioWare: no longer even a little bit interested in equal representation for player characters.

It really says a lot that loving Saint's Row: The Third does a better job of it than ME3.

I mentioned this yesterday, half of the classes start off with just the human male unlocked, and the other half start off with just the human female unlocked. Is there some other definition of equal that I'm missing.

Bioware's done plenty of terrible, terrible, horrible, disgusting things; we don't need to make up ones that don't exist.

BeanTaco
Apr 14, 2011



Bored As gently caress posted:

That's hilarious - this dude rules, whenever he came in we would chat for about a half hour about gaming and poo poo. Really nice guy. He even used to play Day of Defeat, so we reminisced about that for a while, too.

Day of Defeat has a really strong old-man player base.
In Australia the most popular server is run by a guy in his 60s (who built and owned one of the first computers in Australia) and his old buddies.
It owns so hard.

BarkingSquirrel
Sep 12, 2008



Internet Wizard posted:

Is there some other definition of equal that I'm missing.
"Seperate but Equal" isn't "Equal". Equal would be both unlocked for all classes.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

Hope you don't mind if I just take a little rest here. Feel free to join me...

BarkingSquirrel posted:

"Seperate but Equal" isn't "Equal". Equal would be both unlocked for all classes.

That's a legitimate point.

Gtab
Dec 9, 2003

cop killer
cop killer
cop killer


Beat The Darkness II today after plinking away at it the last 24 hours or so. Probably 6 hours of actual gameplay in the story mode, plus Vendettas (challenge mode, MP and SP) and New Game+.

It was an really honestly fun action game. Genuinely surprised me. I never played the first game, but I used to read the comics as a kid. I was not expecting the game to be as good as it was given the state of games these days.

Pros
  • Storyline and dialogue is never painful. It's actually really sound, especially if you read the first couple volumes of the comics years ago. You're never annoyed with the story and all the parts to it seem fun.
  • The action gameplay is enjoyable and there's a variety to your options. They're kind of simple, slash with your demon arms in a couple directions, grab people and do a buuuunch of executions to them with your demon arms, shoot dudes, unleash a horde of demonic flies to swarm your foes, throw explosives or spears or blades at people for various kills at range. It's pretty simple, but the necessity of changing it up based on environmental constraints and patterning of enemies is fun.
  • The graphics are gorgeous. I'm a guy who got sick looking at PS2 cel-shading and loving haaaaaated them for the longest time, and I'm sitting here the entire game absolutely impressed at so many little touches in the cel-shaded artwork. It's come a long loving way in ten years. Beautiful.

Cons
  • A gimmick involving floodlights is used a little too often to really be surprising when it happens.
  • Your darkling only has two options: British and retarded, or British and outdated.
  • Gun sounds are a weak and indistinct besides the shotguns, which all sound alike but at least don't sound like the other guns.
  • Enemies on all difficulties become irritatingly bullet-spongey midway through the game and dont really stop being so bullet-spongey. It's kind of annoying on normal and quite annoying on hard.

All in all I was extremely surprised by this game, which I sort of picked up on a lark and was expecting very, very little from. Though the cons list outnumberss the pros, only one of them is actually a real detraction -- the bullet-sponge factor is kind of annoying. The rest is massively outweighed by the pros, which make for a really pretty comic book game with some variety to the violence and a lot of enjoyable action.

I'm gonna play the first one, one of these days, I think. I enjoyed this game enough for one playthrough and maaaaaybe even a second depending how bored I am between now and Syndicate, which I have low expectations for.

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

So apparently MW3's multiplayer has a free weekend from Thursday to Sunday.

Doesn't sound worth it.

Gtab
Dec 9, 2003

cop killer
cop killer
cop killer


It's worth it for Pitch and I in that we are about to farm so many loving level zero pubbies for xp.

Psion
Dec 13, 2002



Gtab posted:

It's worth it for Pitch and I in that we are about to farm so many loving level zero pubbies for xp.

But this means you're playing MW3, so it's still not worth it.

bunnielab
May 19, 2005

Ask me about Herbs

I am trying to get into Syndicate, any xbox crew want to play tonight?

Gray Stormy
Dec 19, 2006



bunnielab posted:

I am trying to get into Syndicate, any xbox crew want to play tonight?

Yes. Ill be on shortly.

bunnielab
May 19, 2005

Ask me about Herbs

Gray Stormy posted:

Yes. Ill be on shortly.

Yippy!

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

Hope you don't mind if I just take a little rest here. Feel free to join me...

I'll play the Syndicate demo with you guys if you toss me an invite before my friends get online for ME3 demo tonight.

Tag's TheBoginator, GS has me in his friendslist already.

Gray Stormy
Dec 19, 2006



I had a fun time tonight Mr. Lab

Syndicate hard mode does NOT gently caress around either. Running Normal with two guys is hard enough.

Gtab
Dec 9, 2003

cop killer
cop killer
cop killer


Psion posted:

But this means you're playing MW3, so it's still not worth it.

uh i'm sorty of you loving peasant, maybe you havent heard????

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

WWTFD


Gtab posted:

It's worth it for Pitch and I in that we are about to farm so many loving level zero pubbies for xp.
I haven't played a Call of Duty on PC since 1, what am I getting into

Gtab
Dec 9, 2003

cop killer
cop killer
cop killer


Fifty Three posted:

I haven't played a Call of Duty on PC since 1, what am I getting into

it is not a good game.

Inspector_71
Oct 7, 2003

...essence

Gtab posted:

it is not a good game.

Slow your roll there pard, Black Ops is in the Guiness Book of World Records as Best Video Game Ending!




(Yes, not only did they put an entirely subjective award into the book, but they then polled people for the answer and everybody picked the game with the worst ending out of the recent CoDs.)

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Battlefield twitter posted:

Bolt action rifles are a 1 shot head shot. We will be making adjustments to the way recon plays in the future to facilitate
the aggressive recon play style. The upper torso will be extended to be a one shot kill as well.
supposedly this will only apply to within 10m, but I hope you like being quickscoped!

NerdyMcNerdNerd
Aug 3, 2004



Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

supposedly this will only apply to within 10m, but I hope you like being quickscoped!

This is pretty stupid. Sniper rifles were already pretty powerful in the hands of a good player, and weren't too annoying in the hands of the legions of morons that usually use them.

Psion
Dec 13, 2002



Gray Stormy posted:

I had a fun time tonight Mr. Lab

Syndicate hard mode does NOT gently caress around either. Running Normal with two guys is hard enough.

I've done hard with 2 people but it's, well, hard. Really hard

add notpsion to your exciting friends list and I will play it (if I am online)


in ME3 demo news: they have successfully managed to not do something Bungie did years ago. By which I mean, they did a piss-poor job of imitating something Bungie already showed everyone how to do years ago. Bungie is not really that hard of an act to follow ... you'd think?

specifically, this demo: wow the Reapers sure take forever to glass or eat or whatever a planet with their REAPER LASERS and hm, this is poo poo. Covenant glassing a planet was far more HOLY poo poo and ODST did a better Future City. Halo 2 did a better Future City. The whole little kid gimmick was terrible and awful. The second half was marginally better and leads me to believe the only enjoyment of this game is gonna be the constant namedrops of all the characters from good Mass Effect games. Kirrahe, I want that gun. And Wrex: loving Wrex.

I also want to feel the FOV is tighter on Shep but that may be my bitterness speaking. I sure didn't catch half the "look at these sweet scenes we put in the background" since the cueing was poor and the FOV was tight.

Pitch
Jun 16, 2005

It is a truth universally
acknowledged that an
oniichan in possession
of good fortune must be
in want of an imouto.


Inspector_71 posted:

(Yes, not only did they put an entirely subjective award into the book, but they then polled people for the answer and everybody picked the game with the worst ending out of the recent CoDs.)
Hey no way. "Half of this plot was your Manchurian Candidate brainwashing and you shot JFK" is objectively better than whatever the gently caress MW2 was doing that required three quicktime events in a row.

(In retrospect I can't even remember you who kill in MW2's ending since the main villain is still alive in MW3?)

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Psion
Dec 13, 2002



I'm reasonably sure you get shot in the end of MW2, since that happened at the end of every other level.


e: maybe stabbed

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