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Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

everybody go buy prototype

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Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Hustlin Floh posted:

I'm sure most of you are aware, but for those who aren't Battlefield Heroes is finally out. You can get it for free at http://www.battlefieldheroes.com/

don't bother playing this unless you like paying real money to buy ingame items for 30 days

Unless they changed it from the closed beta (which didn't wipe characters) this is how you get better guns.

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Viehfutter posted:

Planetside was amazing, sir.

I played Planetside for about two months right after it came out and it was pretty fun. But zerging beat any tactic and then they nerfed the Jackhammer.
I tried playing again recently and basically went "What the gently caress is this capture the flag bullshit." The new base capturing system is so confusing.

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Gtab posted:

See also: FarCry. gently caress trigens. Great game until trigens.

The trigens were fine until the game said "LOL Now they're invisible and carrying rifles" and I had no idea CryVision could reveal them. gently caress you, Far Cry.

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Gtab posted:

Desert Combat
this was better than battlefield 2
suicide bombing people owned (I think it was only in a leaked beta of DC and then they took it out)
Lost Village (when Coalition had no parachutes) was awesome and I could shoot down helos with an RPG from 1000 feet

Hustlin Floh posted:

Fixed to reflect the fact that the greatest mods of all feature dragons dogfighting zeppelins (and monster trucks for balance).
the original intro trailer was incredible, it was some Flash animation that laid out the game and was amazing
Killer Commando seriously owned

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Multi-player is fun if you can ignore the horrible lag in every single game. Single player was fun except for the ridiculous difficulty and nonsensical storyline. Also it was short. MW1 had a much better single-player.

edit: how do I add a clan tag?

Aleksei Vasiliev fucked around with this message at Nov 12, 2009 around 07:31

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

WimpBastard posted:

Guns still work, why would the Russians stop?
because they no longer have any heavy equipment and would have to land more but the US can just drive them out of bunkers or something I guess

also i love playing against pubbies:


I'm not good enough to beat anybody actually good but smashing pubbies is easy!

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Pretty Little Rainbow posted:

I don't understand how given MW2s setting they only included one Russian gun, an AK-47 with horrible tapco-esque furniture and rails ou it.
the SCAR-H takes different ammo from the SCAR-H with Heartbeat Sensor

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

WimpBastard posted:

Seriously, Barney giving your a crowbar with that smug "oh hey you left this in Black Mesa" made me want to cave his face in and take his gun.
play HL2 SMOD instead then and kill him with a shovel

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

AMERICA is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion!

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Crunkjuice posted:

Still cant load into the my games section of steam and see a list of games i have. It just says "scanning for steam updates" and does nothing. Its been like that all night. What the gently caress

have you deleted clientregistry.blob and restarted steam

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

The Automator posted:

have a disc based copy that will always work
Stuff like MW2 and L4D2 require Steam to work at all, whether you have a disc or not

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

JEEVES420 posted:

They are updating their twitter http://twitter.com/BlackMesaDevs

Xen: it will have buttholes EVERYWHERE
10:52 PM Oct 21st from Digsby

the best mod

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

m16 with stopping power (and holo sight and silencer, thanks bling)
one burst kills

or just use a Jack the Ripper build on full servers

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

WimpBastard posted:

This dude takes MW2 pretty seroius:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQpcO8x6NNY



what's Neville Longbottom doing ranting about call of duty?

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

favela sucked but even it wasn't as frustrating as the "HOLY poo poo GET TO THE CHOPPER Also these mortars kill you instantly and you are surrounded by twenty enemies." level

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

the remake of Serious Sam The First Encounter, Serious Sam HD is out
with 16 player online co-op

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YD0yeuuOrY
real trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3GNgF7aUzw

quote:

This winter, Croteam are releasing the same loving game.

edit: oh yeah it's $20 on steam

Aleksei Vasiliev fucked around with this message at Nov 24, 2009 around 20:18

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

HOOAH

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Frankie posted:



FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
http://twitter.com/big_ben_clock

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

everybody shut up and go play Serious Sam HD

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

if you have not yet bought Red Faction Guerrilla, STALKER, Saints Row 2, and other stuff now would be a good time

http://store.steampowered.com/sub/2539/
Individual price $389.82
Package price $49.99
You save $339.83

also take a look at their other stuff
http://store.steampowered.com/early-holiday

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Mirror's Edge was great even with its problems, but the ending was amazingly bad.

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Worst non-destructable item in a game: Trees in Battlefield 1942. gently caress you, Wake Island palm trees.

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

BrainGlitch posted:

suggests there may be hope yet for you
that link is as all hell

and yeah the fix they give is "make it run on only one core"

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

eine dose socken posted:

It's a situation that is totally unique to the PC gaming world - can you even imagine buying a car or something else that fails all the time and needs to be updated several times by the producer?
My dad has an ~$80,000 sports car (first year of the model) that has the following problems:
1) Clutch fails within 10,000 miles, costs $4,000 to replace, not a warrantied part
2) Clutch must be replaced well before that, since it will start failing to stay in the right gear
3) Accelerator once got stuck down
4) Engine occasionally turns off while driving
5) Gas cap locks shut and cannot be opened without using an emergency release in trunk (which once got stuck)


Also I prefer a buggy game that gets updated 8 times in the first year and gets fixed to a less-buggy game that is never updated ever again

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Pyruvate posted:

TVR?
Maserati Coupe

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

hey TFR here's a rap song about Mass Effect 2

http://tindeck.com/listen/lqip

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Thepossiblelight posted:

Asus M2N-MX SE Plus
so with that motherboard i am pretty limited to which processors i can upgrade to, these being the fastest:

Phenom X4 9450 (HD9450ODJ4BGH),2.1GHz,65W,rev.B3,SocketAM2+,Quad-Core
Your motherboard says it is socket AM2+, so why couldn't you put something like AMD Phenom II X4 940 Black Edition Deneb 3.0GHz Socket AM2+ in it?
I don't have any knowledge of AMD anymore, though, you might want to try the SH/SC parts thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3241890

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

update your motherboard's bios and try again

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.





THIS IS NOT HOW GUN'S WORK

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

I am enjoying Alpha Protocol even with all its problems.


Click here for the full 1672x865 image.

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Micromancer posted:

Every single screen shot of a gun I see from that game makes me want to kick a puppy.
It has normal guns too.


Click here for the full 1280x720 image.


It makes up for them by making their wielders ridiculous instead.

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

I felt Deus Ex 2 was a more polished game than Deus Ex

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

It seems weird to base a tactical mod off SMOD since SMOD is a collection of the most ridiculous stuff ever

see being able to fly using a shovel and eating dead enemy gibs to gain health

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Pitch posted:

Thanks to Source you can actually fly using any physics object without installing a mod at all.
Yeah, but with the shovel you can launch yourself into the air then smack a Strider in the face and kill it.

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

I post too much Alpha Protocol poo poo here but



Jesus Christ, at least pretend you have ever tried to maybe consider how a tactical reload works. Hint: It's not by holding a loving magazine like that while you shoot so you can reload fast.

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

I like it except when something I choose turns out to be a stupid choice.

In Moscow, one of the conversation choices cuts you off from even attempting to rescue your ally and your ally dies, guaranteed. The other two let you choose whether to attempt the rescue by choosing the door, I think. I know one does.

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Now I want to play MW2 with that bizarre RO aiming scheme.

Back in the early days of RO when it was a mod, I was really good at not even needing to use ironsights. Too bad I suck at remotely realistic shooters overall.

Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Gtab posted:

It's not. It's a very. bad. game.
Although for all its problems, I have played through it twice. Both times on easy, which helps get past some of the problems.

I like the story, it just feels like the entire game was only halfway through production and they suddenly said "Wrap it up, deadline's in a month!"
Except it was just terribly produced, not rushed.

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Aleksei Vasiliev
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:

Playin' da Shattered Horizon free weekend.

This poo poo is off the chain.
13.8 hours left for the free weekend. Gonna try it.

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