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Bog Chef
Apr 19, 2004

make me a pizza with toileto toppings

Travelling back on the ferry past the Opera house last night, I thought how crazy it would be to make a horror movie inside it. So the idea is simple, take a nice picture of a famous landmark and turn it into a budget horror movie, complete with cliched one liners!

Sydney Opera House
Original Pic:



Budget Horror:




Christ the Redeemer (Rio)
Original Pic:



Budget Horror:




Lets see your innocent looking landmarks turned into evil horror film stars!

Somebody fucked around with this message at Nov 24, 2008 around 07:31

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nice mattimer
Mar 3, 2008

the wind that shakes the buttcheeks


Washington Monument: The Giant Penis from Mars

hosed idea, but awesome. If only I didn't such at visual arts.

Crunchy Munster
Mar 24, 2008

Here we go again.

I could picture lots of porno movies coming outta this.

The Great Walls of Vagina starring Lucy Lee.

korgy
Sep 16, 2006



Crunchy Munster posted:

I could picture lots of porno movies coming outta this.

The Great Walls of Vagina starring Lucy Lee.

Since the thread is for budget horror movies, I suppose it would have to be a horror porno. Come to think of it, that's not a bad idea.

Posts Pics of Exes
Nov 18, 2008

hey, Barbara


Why does your movie poster have an ESRB rating

nice mattimer
Mar 3, 2008

the wind that shakes the buttcheeks


MOSS FACE 3-D posted:

Why does your movie poster have an ESRB rating
Activision bought the movie's license.

Sing this Corrosion
Dec 27, 2007
"Upon completing the drawing the patient starts laughing, then becomes startled by something on the floor."



Horrorble in every sense!

agscala
Jul 12, 2008


Sing this Corrosion posted:



Horrorble in every sense!

Wow, very nice.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008
I'm a cunt who thinks children committing suicide is funny. I'm a cunt. I'm a cunt. I'm a cunt.

Sing this Corrosion posted:



Horrorble in every sense!

This great, but if you used some over the top dripping letters in red or green it'd be perfect

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


Does anyone else remember the scene in Mars attacks where a flying saucer is trying to tip over the Washington Monument onto a group of cub scouts?

jellybeard
Jun 2, 2008

Cthulhu dreams of chocolate covered souls



Crappy idea accompanied by crappy artwork. Hopefully someone more skilled will take the idea.

It's the St. Louis Arch for the confused.

jellybeard fucked around with this message at Nov 24, 2008 around 09:44

Zachsta
Jun 13, 2007

by T. Fine



This would have been better than the Bill Murray one IMHO.

TheJoker138
Jan 1, 2008

The Clown Prince
of Crime


Zachsta posted:


This would have been better than the Bill Murray one IMHO.

1. History Comes Alive" as the tagline has me literally laughing out loud.

2. I would watch this movie in theaters on opening day...assuming it didn't go straight to DVD.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

A true leader of men


this thread has some really great potential

also, the space needle one is great

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

JIMMY JIMS?!

TheJoker138 posted:

1. History Comes Alive" as the tagline has me literally laughing out loud.

I personally prefer "The past is not set in stone."

Sourpuss
Mar 18, 2007

Chomb Chomb Chomb



Alot of you might not recognise the landmark

Rattus Amicus
Mar 8, 2007





Bonus points if you get the reference

master gamawa
Nov 22, 2005

Otsegolator

Doom Mathematic
Sep 1, 2008


master gamawa posted:



This is a great tagline. The building is pretty scary already anyway.

Sing this Corrosion
Dec 27, 2007
"Upon completing the drawing the patient starts laughing, then becomes startled by something on the floor."

Zachsta posted:



I love this, the tagline especially.
In a similar vein,



Edited for a better size.

Clicktrack
Aug 15, 2007
Kawasakis! Maicos! PURSANG!

Bog Chef posted:

Travelling back on the ferry past the Opera house last night, I thought how crazy it would be to make a horror movie inside it.

You're right, it would be creepy as hell if the lights were all turned off. I can imagine a scene where the token white nervous guy gets crushed and cut to pieces by one of the giant suspended glass circles in the main concert hall falling on him.

...man, now I really want to see this movie.

Henry K. Hardarse
Oct 6, 2008




UntunedGuitar47
Nov 21, 2008


Rattus Amicus posted:



Bonus points if you get the reference

Hell yeah! It should come with 18" model as Collectors Edition DVD!

Spinal Tap anyone?

UntunedGuitar47 fucked around with this message at Nov 24, 2008 around 14:58

monkey
Jan 20, 2004



Foiltha
Jun 12, 2008




Edited with ratings, actors etc:

Foiltha fucked around with this message at Nov 24, 2008 around 12:45

IM_DA_DECIDER
May 7, 2005
custard title

Foiltha posted:



Wow, great work.

Most of the photoshops still need the names of the actors, rating etc. for the full movie poster experience.

Post-It Moses
Nov 22, 2008



Click here for the full 600x643 image.

Foiltha
Jun 12, 2008



This is awesome in every way possible.

Im That One Guy
May 24, 2008

If pain's what you
want in a man,
Pain I can do


I'm in love with this one.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?


I HAVE to see this.

Someone do the Sphinx!

BiggusDickus
Apr 18, 2008


Squish
Nov 22, 2007

I LIVE UNRELENTINGLY UP MY OWN ASS


Rattus Amicus posted:



Bonus points if you get the reference

That looks completely believable. I'd be convinced that it's a real movie.
Outstanding work.

Risky
May 18, 2003



Rattus Amicus posted:



Bonus points if you get the reference

Halloween III?

Fnoigy
Apr 9, 2007

I'm fine. Why do you ask?


Foiltha posted:



Edited with ratings, actors etc:


This looks like an actual Hollywood-level production, not low budget! I'm not impressed. I imagine it being a lot like Cloverfield.

Holy poo poo, this thread is amazing.

Gazhole
Jun 20, 2007


Pimpmust
Oct 1, 2008



A not-so-famous landmark if someone wants to do something with it:



On the other hand, it's pretty terrifying as it is already

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier


If anybody wants a lazy way of recreating the credits etc on a poster, this font might come in handy - http://www.abstractfonts.com/font/11551


Click here for the full 660x932 image.

OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 8, 2002



Foiltha posted:



Edited with ratings, actors etc:



Editted by McLovin ha ha

Elbonio
Dec 20, 2006

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Hotdog Farmer
Sep 12, 2005

But seriously, grow some balls.

I hate you, other guy.

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