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Dravs posted:The technician here rewrote ours last year. Track-IT eh?
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Volmarias posted:So their official answer is a proverbial "Powercycle the machine". That's awesome. Thanks, Microsoft. Double what someone in the US would make period. Thats like double our median worker income.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 15:18 |
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Telex posted:Perhaps it isn't the remote site that's down. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. It was the service provider and their upstream both having issues in a perfect storm of crap. It's funny to get responses like this: quote:We are currently experience an outage. We are still assassin the cause and remedy. We will update you again by 10 pm. Because of auto correct on a cellular device. At least they sent us the update!
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 15:23 |
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Just had a 50 year old Phd student on the phone who didnt know what a hyphen was
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 15:32 |
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Volmarias posted:
Blech, is this what it is? Is this why we get paid so crappy over here? I thought it was just "IT was underpaid", but never thought it was a "because it is the US" (with rare exceptions).
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 16:48 |
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All you guys getting excited over his high wages need to remember that they come with equally high taxes. As in, significantly higher. I imagine he probably does come out ahead when compared to US pay, but not by as much as you think he does.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 17:11 |
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rolleyes posted:All you guys getting excited over his high wages need to remember that they come with equally high taxes. As in, significantly higher. I imagine he probably does come out ahead when compared to US pay, but not by as much as you think he does. Equal or slightly higher pay plus much greater social services? I'm on board.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 17:13 |
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Balzac Jones posted:In a world where we deal with equipment and data worth thousands, if not tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars, I say having furniture that isn't cheap-rear end chipboard nonsense is reasonable. I have a chipboard desk with a few steel beams that was bought at a Government auction in about 1989, and used for god knows how many years before that. It is solid as a motherfucking rock, large, flat and comfortable.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 17:38 |
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taremva posted:Is there anyone here who actually like their managers except me? I'm a contractor but I have a fairly good relationship with all my managers, both the ones at my customer and the internal one from the company that pays me. We're a two-man department with one part time person. My boss is the easiest guy in the world to work for and we get along really well. rolleyes posted:All you guys getting excited over his high wages need to remember that they come with equally high taxes. As in, significantly higher. I imagine he probably does come out ahead when compared to US pay, but not by as much as you think he does.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 17:59 |
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Ahhh, the blissful feeling of digging through queries and cross checking audit field histories to dig up the information I need with screenshots to send back to the user to say "No, there's nothing wrong on our end, you hosed up and here's undeniable proof." I can't think of a more rewarding feeling.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 18:17 |
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rolleyes posted:Not going to turn this into D&D, but here you go: Total taxes paid by me: 29.2% Total taxes paid including additional costs for my employer:38.7% Union fees: $23/month My union assisted me in the salary negotiations when I got the new tasks, ended up with about 25% increased salary. The main point was that I should have the same salary as the others doing this job, and my employer have a very hard time disagreeing with that. Edit: Last month I took home $3550. After taxes.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 18:56 |
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Hardly a rare occurance, but tickets like these always make me smile:quote:Subject: <No Subject> What's funnier (sad?) is that I know exactly what this person wants, because I've received so many tickets like this over the years that I've learned to translate nonsense into English.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 18:59 |
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"Hey Bob, can you quote getting web site xyz to work with French and Canadian English by Monday?" (just the quote, not the work) My response is the applications were never created (health/wellness-related interactive website) with multiple languages/localization in mind. Response: "Oh, the client said they can take care of the translations." It's still going to cost tens of thousands of dollars and take months to do everything else. Translating thousands of recipes, 'health tips', etc is the easy part.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 19:15 |
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A ticket came in... it is my last ticket, for today is my last day at this job. The ticket? To deploy some code to some environment. When I got here 8 months ago this would have meant 3 hours of keyboard-jockeying to get things working, but over the course of the last 8 months I accomplished what every linux admin has always dreamed of doing... I have replaced myself with a shell script. Slowly I automated pieces of my day-to-day work until I had scripts for every little thing. The crowning glory was started when I put in my two weeks notice. I wrote a fairly large master script which handles all of my daily activities. Anyone can now do my job as long as they have sudo access on the master server I built. I feel kinda sad that I am leaving now. It's like I'm sending a child off into the world to strike out on their own. Now to go home to that bottle of Lagavulin and celebrate my triumphs. ...knowing full well that if something does eventually break I will have billable hours.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 19:48 |
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HatfulOfHollow posted:A ticket came in... it is my last ticket, for today is my last day at this job. The ticket? To deploy some code to some environment. When I got here 8 months ago this would have meant 3 hours of keyboard-jockeying to get things working, but over the course of the last 8 months I accomplished what every linux admin has always dreamed of doing... I have replaced myself with a shell script. Slowly I automated pieces of my day-to-day work until I had scripts for every little thing. The crowning glory was started when I put in my two weeks notice. I wrote a fairly large master script which handles all of my daily activities. Anyone can now do my job as long as they have sudo access on the master server I built. I feel kinda sad that I am leaving now. It's like I'm sending a child off into the world to strike out on their own. Within two weeks your replacement will have broken the script completely to the point it no longer works and will be back to doing everything manually. It's ultra depressing.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 20:37 |
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rolleyes posted:All you guys getting excited over his high wages need to remember that they come with equally high taxes. As in, significantly higher. I imagine he probably does come out ahead when compared to US pay, but not by as much as you think he does. At least in Norway you also have to figure a 25% sales tax on pretty much everything except food (only 14%!). But for reference I'm a student and work part time in a hardware store, my base salary is about $24.5/hr + add ons for uncomfortable working hours.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 20:53 |
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Sweden has 25% VAT on pretty much everything not being food or classified as "culture". It might end up being the same amount of cash, but I have universal healthcare, I get paid if I study etc. I also cant get fired because my boss doesn't like my hair. I'm perfectly happy here. More then once I've asked myself why you Americans put up with your jobs.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 21:02 |
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taremva posted:Sweden has 25% VAT on pretty much everything not being food or classified as "culture". Because if we don't we will literally go homeless and die.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 21:14 |
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I got a voicemail ending with "Can you call me back regarding Sunday's event at extension 1840?" Our extensions are only 84xx, 85xx, 94xx, and 95xx. I know her name because she definitely works here, but she isn't listed in the employee directory longview posted:At least in Norway you also have to figure a 25% sales tax on pretty much everything except food (only 14%!). But for reference I'm a student and work part time in a hardware store, my base salary is about $24.5/hr + add ons for uncomfortable working hours.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 21:18 |
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taremva posted:Sweden has 25% VAT on pretty much everything not being food or classified as "culture".
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 21:20 |
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gently caress you.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 21:56 |
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Billy the Mountain posted:gently caress you. What the gently caress moon language is that
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 22:12 |
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Billy the Mountain posted:gently caress you. I've been noticing reCaptcha has been giving me formulas and foreign text lots recently. I think someone broke it.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 22:16 |
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go3 posted:What the gently caress moon language is that If I had to guess, I'd say Hebrew.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 22:16 |
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A ticket came in: (questions are part of the form) quote:Give the location where you are facing the problem?? The message appears when the personal setting and the rest of the process is running
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 22:27 |
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go3 posted:What the gently caress moon language is that Looks to me like Hebrew.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 22:28 |
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Migishu posted:A ticket came in: You're screwed man, I heard that Earth is running out of Helium.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 22:31 |
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Clearly, Hebrew. Please install Davka Writer, this is affecting productivity. Please do the needful. Thanks. Sincerely,
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 22:34 |
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Ridge_Runner_5 posted:Looks to me like Hebrew. The jews are from the moon? And another lovely ticket from one of my users:
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 22:38 |
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TenjouUtena posted:I've been noticing reCaptcha has been giving me formulas and foreign text lots recently. I think someone broke it. It's not broken. ReCaptcha is used to identify text for Google Books. It always gives you two words: one it already knows, and one it doesn't. You only need to get the "known" word correct. I mean, I assume it wants addresses for the first word, and you could enter anything you like for the second. If you get it wrong the first time, it then gives you two known words.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 22:47 |
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So this one woman in customer service has a simple job of saving these text file attachments that contain customer address changes. She might get like 5-10 of these a day, all she has to do is save them in a specific folder, the same folder, every day. It's not difficult, is what I'm getting at. Well, after having random days of it not working, I inform her equally dumb supervisor I haven't been getting the files every day. So I make it easy and put a shortcut to the particular network folder in her user drive and inform her of such. Well, she calls me and tells me none of the files are making it to the folder, so I proxy her machine to watch how she is doing it. She browses to the folder where the files are saved, then goes to her outlook, opens the email, opens the txt attachment, goes to File > Save As, and just saves without looking at where it's saving to. Of course it's defaulting to her My Documents, which a quick glance tells me there's about 50 of these txt files just sitting in her folder. I politely tell her she's saving them to the wrong folder. Her response is to act super offended because she opened the folder in another window and it should be saving to there (it's clearly not, there's no files in it right now) and she's been doing it like this FOREVER! It took so much power to tell her she's a loving moron. I hate customer service department so much.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 22:56 |
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Moey posted:The jews are from the moon? He has to fight a jaguar every time he wants to send an email.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 22:58 |
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I loving hate it when people use "kind regards" to close an email.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 23:09 |
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Maggot Monster posted:Within two weeks your replacement will have broken the script completely to the point it no longer works and will be back to doing everything manually. It's ultra depressing. Quick, you have a day to perl-golf it.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 23:09 |
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"PLEASE HELP" I can't stand that. It's not polite, it's stupid. Your printer is on fire an no one in accounting can send email? Yes, I will help without you tacking that little comment at the end of your request. VVVVVVVV If there's no free breakfast in the real world I'm not coming back.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 23:10 |
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Dick Trauma posted:PLEASE HELP Welcome... to the real world. Edit: Hah, caught you pre-edit. Now we know you're aware of your reality and these are just cover stories.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 23:11 |
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Dick Trauma posted:PLEASE HELP Uh oh... he must have run afoul of an agent. ^ gently caress, beaten!
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 23:12 |
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Dick Trauma posted:"PLEASE HELP" "Please Advise"
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 23:15 |
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Moey posted:The jews are from the moon? Well, space anyways.
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# ? Oct 27, 2011 23:25 |
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TenjouUtena posted:"Please Advise" I HATE that. I also have people that tend to call and start the phone conversation with: "Helpdesk, HEEEEEELLLP!!" or send an email with NOTHING IN THE BODY BUT THE SUBJECT IN ALL CAPS AND THE SUBJECT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING JUST LIKE THIS JUST LETTING YOU KNOW -ccc Edit: Or this one that happened today that slipped my mind. A user called, didn't have time to answer, so I sent him straight to voicemail. He put my voicemail on hold and walked over to my desk to complain about a problem I already knew about and was working on. So he not only pissed me off, he tied up my phone line. Awesome.
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