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"Greg so and so in sales doesn't have an email address, I can't find it on the system." Me: "Greg who?" User: "The new guy in sales." Me: "How new? When did he start?" User: "Today."
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2009 21:26 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 19:11 |
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Not an rear end in a top hat user by any means, but another moment (this thread is oddly cathartic). User comes by my desk. Can't get on the VPN, doesn't know his network password. He's been here for 4 weeks. I tell him that his network password is what he uses to log into his notebook every day. He responds that he's never had to enter a password. "I just open up my notebook and start working". I of course respond that that is impossbile. He assures me he's never had a password prompt. "So nothing when you first start your PC? Resume it from sleep?" Nope. "Nothing when you open Outlook? Nothing when you open Sharepoint?" - thinking that perhaps my coworker had just given him a notebook and not bound it to the domain. Nope! He's leaving now without his notebook, so I reset his network password and plan to check out his notebook later to see this for myself. He tells me he has an Excel document saving, but it's "taking a long time". So I check out his notebook. Sure enough, Excel is not responding. Probably something to do with a spreadsheet consisting of ~300 worksheets, each worksheet with thousands of rows of data. On a 1.5 gig Vista notebook. Excel was consuming 800megs by itself. After 15 minutes, Excel finishes and after another 5 minutes it ends the shutdown process. So I close the lid. Open it back up. Domain ID/password prompt.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2009 20:00 |
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coyo7e posted:
"Can you add her external email to our DL?" Me: "Sure. She doesn't need an ID?" Nope. *two weeks later* SHE CAN'T LOG IN TO THE VPN CAN YOU RESET HER PASSWORD
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2009 00:29 |
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coyo7e posted:Good American beer does leave the US, and often beats out European brews at their own competitions, from the awards on half the stuff I see on the shelf at the market and according to multiple articles I've read on the subject from respected outlets. poo poo, even Pabst Blue Ribbon got its name by beating out European lagers at the Chicago World's Fair, iirc.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2009 16:49 |
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Part-time user hired in Sept couldn't get through the VPN. Yes, the ticket came in this morning. She was wondering if she needed a different password, as the password to her home PC wasn't working. Oh, her home PC password is blank. So she really doesn't have a password. Her non-password wasn't being accepted as a network password to our system for some reason. She was wondering if she needed a *** password. I assume the 3 initials meant our companies abbreviation - assumed, as ours is 4, and her attempt at 3 was misspelled. (And yes, documentation was given. And ID/pass were forwarded to her manager when she was hired, her manager may have never given it to her but really - you're surprised the key to your liquor cabinet doesn't open your safety deposit box at the bank?)
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2009 14:12 |
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MJP posted:Wanna trade? Ours is a mandatory bowling game at a bowling alley that doesn't serve liquor. Ah yes, the proper approach to holiday festivities - ENSURE THE STRONG ARE NOT PAIRED WITH THE WEAK
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2009 15:46 |
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Ryouga Inverse posted:You don't understand, he's going to be out of the country for the next two weeks and needs his away message activated. Otherwise, email will go unanswered.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2010 01:46 |
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Farking Bastage posted:At least your helpdesk isn't manned by dumbfucks like this:
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2010 01:47 |
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Derpes Simplex posted:MDT is free and SCCM integration is optional...
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2011 02:34 |
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Incoming ticket:quote:Request for Blue Tooth please. ...that's it. Sorry miss, we're all out of 802.15.1-2002.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2011 19:50 |
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teethgrinder posted:You know she means a headset to sync to her cellphone. You're just being difficult. We've had requests for bluetooth mice, keyboards, and adapters so people can sync their BB's to their desktop. Assuming "bluetooth=wireless headset" and running out to purchase one immediately would be pretty damned stupid.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2011 20:06 |
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teethgrinder posted:I apologise for not adding a little winky smilie face to that and apparently ruining your day. I'll buy you a drink? What kind of drink, specify goddamit
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2011 20:13 |
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Doctor Zero posted:A user showed up!
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2011 21:05 |
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couldcareless posted:No internet, no contact info. Good luck Start dialin'
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2011 21:05 |
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Please note that I attempted to post in order to post a response to your reply; however my PC disfunctionality manifested itself by failing to function. Please contact me by contacting the contact information in the included information packet below, would greatly appreciate your assistance which would be great.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2011 19:59 |
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Jazzahn posted:A ticket came in... Welp that's a ticket all right. We will need updates of course.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2011 19:07 |
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Ridge_Runner_5 posted:No, user, I will not walk you through, over the phone, how to hook your keyboard and mouse up to your laptop. Email: "Plug the mouse and keyboard into the USB slots. The only ones that will accept the connector." "Sorry I don't get it, could you call me." Phone: "Plug the mouse and keyboard into the USB slots. The only ones that will accept the connector." "OH OK THANKS"
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2011 21:22 |
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AlexDeGruven posted:Lucky you. Our Win7 deployment isn't even set to BETA until Q4'12.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2011 21:23 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 19:11 |
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Sniep posted:If you're going to post Win 3.x, you've got to post it in the pro-est color scheme! God that was awful. Can't wait to see what future will bri-
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