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I've just had a lecturer come the the help desk with an item in his hand that he asked me how to use. Can you guess the item? It was a DVD 
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This morning I managed fix a students penstick, I now have two crates of stella under my desk. Why can't all users be like this.
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So I've decided to jump on the year of the job bandwaggon and somehow managed to blag an interview for ICT Security Officer. Anybody got some suggested topics for reading up on apart from PCI DSS?
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I think there was a vb script to which allowed you to skip the accept/decline bit of windows remote assistance tool posted in this thread. Don't suppose anyone has a copy of it as we've finally moved away from having 1 bomgar licence for the entire desk.
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As a peon working first line support, I've been asked to setup a Nagios server to monitor the 12 new MFP that are being installed this week. This isn't a problem as this will make our lives easier rather than having to run round checking paper trays every hour or so but now that the management have seen it they want me to get it configure it to replace the IP Sentry system we have. Whats the best way to point out that I'm capable of doing it but its way outside my job description and pay grade?
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Jul 29, 2011 10:58
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Well Monday morning is going to be fun. We've got 6 shiny new giant printers installed so now we get to visit every office and convince the academics that removing their printers is not an unreasonable thing to do. 
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I hate enrolment, 400 ID cards printed so far today. Yes your picture looks like shite, no I won't take it again. You've had all summer to send us a nice one and to be honest who the gently caress cares.
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Sep 16, 2011 13:28
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I've spent all day running round the building re-adding the networked printers to out student machines. There doesn't seem to be any pattern to it apart it being guaranteed to happen as soon as I put the kettle on
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Oct 26, 2011 16:00
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Just had a 50 year old Phd student on the phone who didnt know what a hyphen was
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Oct 27, 2011 15:32
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Potato Alley posted:No real suggestions on OS - there's always OpenFiler and FreeNAS if you just want to have a real appliance type NAS experience. Or go ZFS on BSD/Linux for that sweet pooling action (needs lots of RAM though). Dont go openfiler unless you really know your poo poo. I had the network manager pounce on me as soon as I entered the building as he'd tried updating and something had gone tits up.
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Migishu posted:While I know Quebec is pronounced "keh"bec, whenever I pronounce Q to anyone, I prounce it as "Que"bec (elongating it like you would pronounce Question)  Q is for CubaDon't know why it works but it does.
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Antioch posted:
Tell me you mean per hour rather than per day
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Feb 1, 2012 09:56
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One of our openfiler boxes just went down and seemingly nobody has a clue why or how to fix it. So glad I decided to check my mail despite having the day off.
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Feb 8, 2012 13:40
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I've got a bottle of tatical nuclear penguin waiting for when I year of the job away from the helldesk.
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Feb 9, 2012 19:16
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Ticket: my computer is running slow. Solution: remove 5 Gb of outlook archives stored on the network
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A wild YOTJ appeared. Just had a recruiter cold call me about a legit vacancy that I've seen advertised elsewhere. It matches my skills and has an acceptable increase in salary. 
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Fair enough then, it just I've never had a recruiter contact me with a sensible vacancy before.
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Almost managed to escape the hell desk today but the company offering me a new job isn't willing to offer me a salary that make it worth changing jobs
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Moey posted:Are you getting a better job title (Computer Janitor to System Administrator)? It's exactly that but it would mean losing all my cushy public sector benefits for not much of a pay rise while taking on a hell of a lot more responsibility.
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An Email Went Out posted:Dear All, How long till people start bitching?
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tater_salad posted:I'm going to say you'll hear ppl bitching well before that you'll get the omg I need to run this one more thing then I'll be done. Because the powers that be have decreed otherwise.
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I have to prepare the documentation for my successor, so tempted to print off this thread.
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So its a fancy front end for psexec? Or is there more to it.
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Telex posted:anyone know a good resource for SNMP things to be able to query via Nagios? If you can think if it chances are nagios can monitor it exchange.nagios.org has a load of plugins and scripts for most services
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Does it respond to other snmp querys
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A ticket has not come in as ive spent the morning playing TF2. Really need to YOTJ more often 
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We've been using nagios to monitor if explorer.exe was running to do this.
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Apr 26, 2012 03:08
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Anybody used dropbpx for teams, if so what's do you think of it? The boss wants to get it setup so sales can have access to files while on the road as opposed to setting up a vpn
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May 5, 2012 08:34
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My response would be "What ipad, I never saw any ipad" 
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May 30, 2012 21:38
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Jeoh posted:I just found this on my desk... Lucky you I got 4 bottles of bud wheb I left my last job
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May 31, 2012 10:30
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Thats one hell of a mess, I don't evey the poor bastards who have to clean that up. e: And where's the photo of the person who caused it.
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Jun 11, 2012 18:48
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Oh well at least I know I'm not.in a pop. Our finance guy has decided that he's not going to order anything I've asked for including kit for all the new starters unless I can give him a complete list of licence we own vs what's actually installed. By Monday. Lunchtime And of course the licences are stored in various peoples mailboxes. Is there nice quick way to get a list of what's installed of each pc/mac remotely?
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A ticket posted:Subject: My mailbox... Must resist temptation to resolve this by deleting the entire contents of her mailbox.
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Sep 11, 2012 12:06
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gently caress amazons elastic load balancers There's no logs to provide and clue what the gently caress is going on, they randomly disappear from the web console and the support boils down to welp i recreated it for you and its not timing out anymore.
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Che Delilas posted:P as in pneumonia is always fun. Nah you wany.to.be rolling with q for Cuba.
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a ticket posted:Hi Fluppet, Sometime HR get things right
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Dec 20, 2012 16:28
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Walter_Sobchak posted:In that they assign you jobs that you probably shouldn't be doing? Technically yes however they are based in London and our office is in the North East.
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:Midnight Commander is still my favorite file manager...I am a broken sad man. Your not alone there though
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