A ticket came in...

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Sergeant Rock: Apr 28, 2002; "... call the expert at kissing and stuff..."

It could be worse - you might have had to escort yourself from the building, or kick the gently caress out of yourself in the car park.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2008 11:11

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 23:59

Sergeant Rock: Apr 28, 2002; "... call the expert at kissing and stuff..."

Accipiter posted:

Seriously. If a phone is flushed, it's gone. Calling it to try listen from the bathroom to hear if it rings is pretty funny.

A better reply, I think.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2008 21:03

Sergeant Rock: Apr 28, 2002; "... call the expert at kissing and stuff..."

kensei posted:

Best ticket title I have seen today:

"Cannot not send"

Wait, what?

SOMEONE HELP ME I CAN'T STOP EMAILING

# ¿ Jan 21, 2009 11:15

Sergeant Rock: Apr 28, 2002; "... call the expert at kissing and stuff..."

Writing the data out in binary using a warm pencil on a stick of butter is more reliable than using a zip drive.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2009 10:25

Sergeant Rock: Apr 28, 2002; "... call the expert at kissing and stuff..."

Starbucks posted:

Writing the data using Pepperoni for 1 and Ham for 0 on a pizza and storing it in a fat persons fridge is more reliable than using Zip Drives.

Pineapples are traditionally the zeros in the DominosFS system. Don't you know anything about open-sauce?

# ¿ Jan 29, 2009 14:01

Sergeant Rock: Apr 28, 2002; "... call the expert at kissing and stuff..."

Midelne posted:

Medulla oblongata.

Can one of you Eye-Tee guys take a look at mine? It's set up wrong - I need it to breathe out when I'm currently breathing in, and vice versa. URGENT

# ¿ Apr 5, 2009 11:43

Sergeant Rock: Apr 28, 2002; "... call the expert at kissing and stuff..."

evobatman posted:

To get the answer to your question, you have to ask "What model computer are you using?"

The answer always comes back as "Windows XP", and my head hits the desk.

I use Windows 2007 and Word ME

# ¿ Jun 22, 2009 11:32

Sergeant Rock: Apr 28, 2002; "... call the expert at kissing and stuff..."

Or looking out of the window

or blinking repeatedly

or lapsing into a brief coma.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2009 10:29

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 23:59

Sergeant Rock: Apr 28, 2002; "... call the expert at kissing and stuff..."

I am tempted to anonymously suggest that HR give time off for those who donate sperm.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2011 17:11

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