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Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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AR posted:

She deletes all of her sent items. Who does that?

I knew someone who never emptied her "Deleted Items," in case she needed them again.

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Mr Dog posted:

If I may offer an explanation of the "Storing important poo poo in the Deleted Items folder" phenomenon: There is a broken metaphor at work here, just not the one you're thinking of. It's the inbox. In the physical world, an inbox is a place where you store things you haven't read yet, or haven't started to work on, then file it away somewhere (at least I assume this is how offices worked back when paper existed for reasons other than presentation notes and billing/legal documents). On every email system ever, INBOX means "the root of your home directory, where any mail intended for you gets dumped". This kind of works, but then they all confuse matters by having 'read' and 'unread' states for mail, which are set automatically.
I make folders named for various categories, and move poo poo in there when I'm done with it. I don't see why other people can't think of this. But then again, I'm continually amazed at people who just accept every program's default settings no matter how annoying they are.

Crowley posted:

Personally I make a 1x1 pixel animated GIF that cycles through a rainbow of colors as slow as it will go and set that as a tiled wallpaper. Some people have gone days without noticing that their background would gradually change over the course of a day.
That's seriously

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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Griz posted:

"does oracle 5.0 can it be run on a 2003 64 bit and can it be run on Lennox"
Sorry, HVAC is still 32 bit.

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NeuralSpark posted:

Why would you schedule a full system scan during the work day? Thrashing the hard drive is a great way to make a system unresponsive, and he's obviously trying to use it.
My company does this as well, Tuesdays right at Noon. We have shitloads of people on laptops, and I seriously doubt any of them would be on at 3AM on Sunday. Makes sense to me; besides if you're really in the middle of something major, you can always pause the scan for a bit. It's gotta get done sometime.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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Ash1138 posted:

If Rom isn't working, he's probably banging his hot Bajoran girlfriend.
I was thinking a little more old school.

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Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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Arsten posted:

"In Windows, any trained monkey can just, for instance, add a user. It's just a few clicks!" My general response: "Why does it matter how hard is it to do things? Are you so afraid of having nothing to do that you want to rely on some arcane command set to keep your job?"

That seems to be a general attitude at slashdot: "I better be the only one who knows how to do x, for job security. Cross-training and documenting code is for suckers."

Chris Knight
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Xenomorph posted:

Well, on Windows and Mac, I have common folders outside of the system's folders. I don't install games into global-app folders (like "\Program Files" or "\Applications").
And you wonder why things break. Stop fighting against how the OS is designed, this isn't DOS anymore. If you want to keep it organized, make an /Applications/Games/ folder.

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Midelne posted:

Medulla oblongata.
gently caress that, sounds expensive. Can't we just re-use Jim's? He's not using it anymore from the looks of things, and copy that to the sales staff?

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Mr Chips posted:

speaking of web ticket forms, I love when submitters can't type their e-mail address correct...twice. (I built a 'verify your email address' field into the drat form to stop this, but it's not helping much)

My favourite is still when people put "www." in their emails, like "www.jimsbabymomma87@yahoo.com"

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Midelne posted:

"Oh, wait, it says here he has a bad artitude. What's a bad artitude?"
Can't paint: please reboot brushes.

Chris Knight
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CrazyDutchie posted:

Also, a Excel file >30MB what the hell?
Uncompressed embedded graphics, I'd bet/

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Griz posted:

today I was helping a customer print some tax reports and he said "you press a button in New York and something prints out in Florida, that's some trippy poo poo"
I did some contract work for Nortel back in the 90s; it was amusing to go onto the AppleTalk network to choose a printer and see ones in Tokyo show up in the list. And no, they were not amused when people here printed stuff out over there, even accidentally.

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When I was testing stuff at my old job, I'd always use my real address so that I could be sure to get any bounces/replies, etc. I would bitch out the other guys on my team who used test@test.com, because how the gently caress am I supposed to know if everything's working?

Then one day I was being lazy and using mo@mo.com because it was nice and short. Then I started getting email from the guy who owned mo.com, who was understandably a bit pissed at me.

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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

I'm sure there's some psychological or UI/usability reason behind it which probably makes it not weird at all, but it still seems goofy to me how insistent they are that the Outlook shortcut stays on the Desktop.

"I learned how to do things one way, and am incapable or unwilling to learn new things."

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Puck42 posted:

IT incompetence is one of those things that pisses me of to no end.
We weren't able to have FTP activated on an internal development web server because "FTP is a serious security hole!"

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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Please send pig as our barbecue is not working. I will contact lunchroom once I can confirm status of pig.

Chris Knight
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AlexDeGruven posted:

Unfortunately, too many people think it's a backslash for some retarded reason. I've seen it in ads, done by professional ad agencies (not even local crap ads) and it just makes me shudder every time.

At my last job I had one marketing manager who would always describe campaign URLs like "www.companyname/campaign.com," and on more than one occasion I saw direct mail proofs with it listed like that.

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Mill Town posted:

That's La Fin Du Monde (literally "The End of the World"), by Unibroue, and yes, they're in Quebec. Good stuff.

http://www.unibroue.com/index_eng.html

Edit: No, I didn't have to look up the spelling of Unibroue... might be a sign that I need to cut back a bit
Ah, good, still had this on the server:

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Mill Town posted:

Oh man I need a giant copy of that for the lab.
Here's a PDF, you should be able to print it at any size.

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Neito posted:

Shipping is a huge expense. Customs are huge expenses. Good beer is expensive (compared to crap, at least). So it makes more financial sense to import a cheap beer so you can get a higher margin on it.
In a lot of cases, bigger name "import" brands are actually brewed locally. There was a little bit on James & Oz where they spy on some huge brewery in Wales IIRC that does just that. Same thing here in Canada.

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mungtor posted:

Where can we get more mouse light?

Can't afford it, cash mode has been disabled.

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Coffee Jones posted:

Goose Island is another range of good American beers that should be sent overseas.
Agreed, and they can start with Ontario! That's some good stuff.

Nybble posted:

Also, I noticed you have a double space after each period. I remember learning this behavior in my keyboarding class in high school, but I don't understand the purpose. Typewriters maybe?
Who cares, as long as you're not putting the loving space BEFORE the punctuation. Man, that's some incomprehensible poo poo.

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coyo7e posted:

We had one of those walkathon things at my work one year, while I was still going to college, owned no car or bike, and walked to work ~3 miles there and the same distance back every day. I wore my pedometer every day just to see how many steps I took....

And I lost the contest, because the award was given to the person with the largest delta between their normal habits, and their "environmental week" habits.. Since I had no car and didn't ride the bus, I used essentially 0 fuel and my total carbon footprint saved (or whatever they were measuring) was ZERO, despite my having walked a minimum of 30 miles that week, just going back and forth to work.
We had something similar at my last work, but the winners were chosen by random draw form those who entered. I won a cheap mountain bike I sold to a coworker a year later.

Chris Knight
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Unskilled Labour posted:

What sort of parents would name their daughter Misty, if their surname was Hyman?
What about Dick Hyman?

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ErIog posted:

I've been able to stem the tide of "I need Photoshop," pretty well with a combination of Paint.NET and IrfanView. Users love these solutions because they can get them immediately whereas if they whined enough about it, then I would have to get approval to order more licenses. I am getting tired of the, "I need Photoshop." "Why?" "I want to resize images," conversation, though. Thankfully, nobody has been stupid enough to try to fight me on it like is happening in other organizations. It helps that I have pretty much the full backing of the CEO for most of my decisions.
At my last job, we had some app that was part of Office that could do image resizing and whatnot. loving Picture Manager could do what these people want, right?

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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Tell her it's OK, "googleviruses" don't do any evil.

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Dragyn posted:

You're making me feel old at 23. I think it's going to be strange to explain to my kids some day that we weren't always connected to the internet. We had to dial in and wait.. and wait.. and wait.
Worse: had to pay for it by the hour!

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Honey Im Homme posted:

I wonder when my step ladder will arrive!
"There's more than one way to get high, baby!"

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Midelne posted:

MB would report a tracking cookie, among a few other objects we might not normally consider to be an "infection", as an infected object. That's about the only way you can have a report of 4300 infected objects and still have a functional computer.
Anti-malware scanners that treat any and all cookies as "malware/infections" can go gently caress a duck. I went checking on my XP Boot Camp installation recently since I needed to do some Visio work, and for kicks ran a scan. OMG COOKIES! Whose loving bright idea was that?

Chris Knight
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Steve Moore posted:

When life gives you lemons, have a lemonparty
And nothing makes a Lemon party like ol' Dick!

Chris Knight
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thelightguy posted:

Having screws leftover isn't usually a good sign, you know.

That's the profit!

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Nubcakes posted:

3 years now and it makes end's meat without any trouble.
Ah, a hotdog factory.

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Stonefish posted:

Percussive Maintainance Engineer
That just makes you sound like a drum tech.






Sorry, that'd be Percussion Maintenance Engineer

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Arsten posted:

Of 4.2GB of /dev/urandom.

Oh, you're not having me fool with uranium for any reason!

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