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THE OFFICIAL “MUST LOVE HORSES - 22 (BATTERY PARK)” THREAD TABLE OF CONTENTS




Ingwit Only

The Chobicus View



The Girls



Annie Kafka

One
Two



Amanda

One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven



Sherri

One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
A Season in poo poo



Alex

One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
Ten
Eleven
Twelve
Thirteen
Fourteen
Fifteen
Sixteen



Jamie

One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven



Page

One
Two



"Cat" (Porn Thread Countertroll)

One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
Ten
Eleven
Twelve
Thirteen
Fourteen
Fifteen



Asian Cat

One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Diagnosis Cummytummy
Seven
My Areolas, Not the Actual Nipple
Me So Solly
All About Cat



Kelly

One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
Ten
Eleven
Twelve
Thirteen
Fourteen
Fifteen
Sixteen
Seventeen
Eighteen
Uncle Lyle
Mouthbreather
Tear a Man Down
Your Strange Amish Outfit
A Safe Novacaine Scenario
March of the Kellys (some pics broken)
FMD Calls Kelly; “Of the Boat”
Think About Me When You Bate . . .
Get a loving Life
Every Inch of Your Magnificent Dick
i am going to finish grad school and make a ton of money. have a nice loving life.
You Are All Virgins in Basements
ps, fuckface,
Voicemail Surprise!


[NO PICTURE]
Rachel

One
Two
Three
Four
Five



Heather

One
Two
Three
Four
Five



Sarah

One
Two
Three


Jess

One



Morgan

One
Two
Three
Four
Five


Chelsea

One



The Kobold

One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
Ten
Eleven
Twelve
Tristan Calling
Pussyfruits and Eggdrop Titties



Kate

Big in Japan
Joel or Mike
Rabbit
Blue Mondays/Dream Raper
Nightie
Let’s Go Craigslist!
Chattin
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way Back from the Morrissey Concert
Tell Me About Your Masturbation Technique
Top Of Her Game
Tush Pic
Party
blah blah blah coke
Broken Fridge



Diana

Pictures
More Pictures
Kissin Uggo



Jenn

Poetry Cornered
Read a muthafuckin book
Don’t be so callous with my phallus
Virgin
Open All Night



Jeannie

You look like Stephen Malkmus



Gretchen

Smartypants
Groady
Tristan Tzara
Poetry Tyme
Shadow Tzara
Lyle Time
Box & Cox & Pics



Susannah

Bike
Boring Mulatto Dwarf
Great Scott
The Most Boring Reply in the World
Burger Genres
Yeah Buoy
Pictures
New Pics
Over the Top



Nicole

Bikin
The Scotch are a dour people



Shayna

Glorious Cleave
E Pluribus Doobie
Tweets
Missed Connections
Them Unposted Emails
More Tweets
The Illest Eye Contact
Pome
Pussy-Eatin’ Pig



Ali (front butt and DREAM PHONE countertroll)

Gaping Holes
Placenta of the Unreal
Gross Pictures, The Grossest
Strumpeter Swan
Pussy Poppin
Bat Sith
Owlfucker
Tits Fantastic
All Good Things


Misc
Cait Sith Pics
The Dragon & the Dryer
Fanfic
The Mighty Rory Has Struck Out
More Cait Sith Pics
barnacle jim's beard
No Replies
Mary Kate in "The Hustler and the Whale"
Moonshine’s Hayride Hannie
Jim Gets Pegged
Handsome Shivadas Modeling School
Four Days With Anni Irish
Me & My Mate Pash Rash
Scorch-a-like
Goth
The MILF Hunter Throws One Back


pre:
 Selected Galleries 
ALEX















AMANDA











AZN CAT













THE KOBOLD



















KATE



















KELLY











































PAGE



















SHERRI



















SHAYNA













CHOBICUS

























front butt & DREAM PHONE



























POETRY CORNERED


UNTITLED

Smile of spiderlegs eyeteeth and an unsilvered mirror
rises from the bathwater
floats through the room

finds me in bed
dreaming dreaming dreaming
of the molten cities of your breasts

sister i am a dynamiter!
oh babies, i am not winking
that is a coin that spins in the socket
to the left of my nose

sister i am a madman!
laughing arachnid sits on my chest
and still i am dreaming
dreaming dreaming
of your mouth that opens
bluebird of diamonds born from your throat

shiver symphony
from your toes to the bones of your head

lay down a shadow upon me
your belly is sun is a wheatfield
and i'm sitting in a trashpile
spitting up an egg.
hallelujah!
it cracks into song!




pre:
OPEN ALL NIGHT

head of dappled eggshell laid on frying pan pillow
makes sizzle bacon dreams bacon dreams
cant stop the frantic panting of this porkflesh
crinkled in flannel bottom rashers

wake up to a glass of freshly squeezed girl
that’s the way to do it

drink
her
up !

lemonpeel arms adrift
behind no-mirror of cool beaded glass
taken down the throat;
that    cool    liquid
of your legsbreastsandbum

my stomach rumbles
because it knows that
with your what-and-such in this bed
we can make it a greasy spoon
fundament to filament (peen)
and as such flapjack I love you
suddenly maple syrup pours down
sweet mask o’ facement
how meet that your lips sticky
stick to my sticky lips
and tongueingly you test it
for the crisp sugar of
winters in evergreen



and it is sweet.




pre:
POEM 126

adoring Angel
	as when
the lilac bush brings a novelty
through the open window
	:spread wings these mysteries
	 I can no longer endure, of hours


your peaceful parcel of land
sleeping dog’s eye
aquiline nap New Command:
		lick these/
		the tits
		of Commerce
	year of our mort two thousand nine
goon facial hair have I grown
I have grown goon facial hair
beards of the Abu Wallahs
piccolo screaming as of three throats
	bronze
		by
		      punctum Baba
	Sangt blood-red bitch build
a television mythology
Where We’re From the Bird Prophet
In His House Every
108 mins per sec per sec lay down
and let Mr Oncetwice slip his bangalore
up your expectation of cream



:drowned world
pink wave:



sunset sweet rose labia fuchsia of the sky upended fishbowl
stop stop // continue
as before spoke the Maritime Voice
unfolded from cloud upon cloud
murderman pillowy
penetrate to center Eternal Rose
DE MUNDI hosed it out of you
		made my
		druthers
		you: Iron Wolf
		you:
		sexual map

(
  tramp + that night we walked through the city arterial and clean What clear objects sewn
  behind the stars no matter leave it I saw there was quartz in the sidewalk I am walking	
  along a starry stair it is flat Ha Ha you laughed and later in my apartment sucked me off
  and I you sucked you your breasts between and then ahn ahn Maitreyu flight of stars I 
  knocked out a hot rattle and we slept so beautifully your nakedness I lay there hating
  you hating myself the stink of our collusion rose attitudes of prayer Are We Bonding
  Yes This is Bonding humiliation I will stare at the wall your sleeping breath and think
  on my moment of dying  )




period.




BOX & COX


to whom it may girl w/ crooked shoulders so sorry this letter enclosed find one parka two smother three fingerstep, all told a possession dogtale told by brendlelight whispers clusters and muck, down alley to the brickbat blind and tuppence, what they saw in the mine was nothing short of samadhi, auk auk auk, and wind it up in the corner sat the crow…grotto jukebox flashed a novel in vogue and scratched out in counterpoint: O Anna! O Anna, O! Karina karina karina…Rachel blocked me nature clocked me a dropfill mocked me, and I drove inferno engines once upon a loveletter written in shattered brick, an order first of all shot straight out of the shower and then after a look at your feet your body painted in applejack fashions rained a loudness in my head all day, made me forget real poetics, auk auk auk…speak in an exploded language stroke/my legs have disappeared, yesterday layabed for hours four and twenty, kept in eye always the
ceiling…have reached an impasse…am just waiting
for something to
die
auk auk auk
on my trashpile you have no rear end you give
no gently caress you bare no bra, I am poo poo and the laughing smoke, this walking prick, the gaudy punchinello w/ the nasal paunch I say is myself is nothing but a mask taloom here comes cask paroom, brothers persona and a cool buff man made in mainely for the edification of all, rush! that! snail!…jerrycat off the hook for a moon’s age shine it up in a jug of Sundays, no money no thoughts and no fun…I am followed by the shadow of a noose seen sullen on a hairy teamap, the tairy thump of it bites the wheat, hang me from the baffler and all mine long hearts, I am so sorry…sincerely, Johnny with the ace.




EARLY SWAMP


lets go down
to the randy shanty
its a place where faces meet
and tongues got language
that stinks like bug
big swamp bug

lets go down
on you
on me
put your hand along my spline
and i'll touch you twixt fane, twixt quail
and quiver, sweetly, as shadow
as sea

man came from the loney grove pinescent and night by woodland...he
didn't know from god from good...i came there too, i had a babyface
and i sang it once...you put your foot on the water and said stop, so
it did, and i kissed your foot, pink like onions and it tasted wet,
sound of europe bombed out rainfall...there was a fire between, it was
you, and i kissed you there too and that tasted hot, mother swamp, it
was you, arclight came out...arclight came out...lance of brightness
across the forest...a house in the swamp where we made a bed, and i
made you down, you took it you said...Ouch, you said...brook goes
slowly, growing out of compliance, round word, caramel sound, waters
ask why, sex is the crucible of two voids meeting, and that's what it
is...your foot your flank and curvature calculated
inculcation...alchemy, pause, of voyeur motions...gold stone...liquid
fire, that sharp face, long...quick motion and long
pause...afterwards...so we die what matter, sput cleft stop,
once...only a hole...that's the way to do it...ugh




Apotheosis of the Strumpeter Swan


wingbeat on the anesthetized air
scalpels for feathers
the lake aflame with seraphim

i shall go up to my God
with spunk between my fingers
having been at myself
for a day, Onan, and a half

they saw its neck balletic
cleave the spangled milieu
oh LORD i cried
drown me in tits fantastic
and when i die
let it be in a swelter
of ephebian pussy




JANUS

ataraxia ataxia
symbolic reify
monk piano
join up spurt
gates do not
want reject
shower pussy
cast off statuesque
sic cogito
semper ergo
pyramus cum
tornada hogshead
god of dog bomb
small abyss
places nukka
nipple stiff
gyre sumeru
rose bush bald
up up
up up
over under
and one
out butt
duck
saddle
offal
but ack
did you answer
bergamot citron
hardly laurel
push plunge
wistful shouting
mouths center
tranquility donnybrook
mons pubis
mons pound
reply to zipper
living silent
hello separation
and not and not
that this







THAT’S ALL! GO HOME!

























////I WANT
&&TO EXIST

tween_spirit


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DESTROY TWITTER // words words

whats so funny she seems kewl


TROJAN MAN
Yacchus
no way in hell she's 22.


science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES

JetsGuy

Teh. TEH. TEH!!! posted:

hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*degenerates into electronic hum like a dial tone or something*

are you leaving the matrix and going into the real world like neo in the movie "the matrix" where that silver stuff goes into his throat after he touches the mirror and he looks at his hand and he starts to get cold and that stuff goes down in his throat and he goes aaAAAAAAA[degenerates into electronic hum sound]?


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ValueWolf

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somebody gonna swap her picture with barnacle jim or what


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Fire it up fag posted:

are you leaving the matrix and going into the real world like neo in the movie "the matrix" where that silver stuff goes into his throat after he touches the mirror and he looks at his hand and he starts to get cold and that stuff goes down in his throat and he goes aaAAAAAAA[degenerates into electronic hum sound]?

yea thats what i was referencing thanks for picking up on it capn


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Teh. TEH. TEH!!! posted:

yea thats what i was referencing thanks for picking up on it capn

k. i dont think anyone else did/would have.


by The Finn

ValueWolf

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Fire it up fag posted:

k. i dont think anyone else did/would have.

probaly not... retards....


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////I WANT
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tween_spirit


snailrush posted:



lol


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desperately seeking jim


verily
Shades... check.


moving shadow owns

Bleep posted:


the electric gremlin was fuckin nuts

Meme A Little Meme posted:

G-O-D seen in fried pig pussy
Miraclous sign from our lord in pig's pussy porkrinds. You'll never
eat atheist pussy again. Read all about it in Heartburn.

words


////I WANT
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tween_spirit


ahahahaha



bhlaab

http://www.twitter.com/bhlaab/

snailrush posted:

words



should have deleted all the text and just written "irritating fat girl wants moron to gently caress her for a week"


by The Finn

ValueWolf

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"you are into chubby, tattooed girls who don't shave their legs and who are as completely imprefect as they are incessantly searching for poetic perfection in a moment's time."

why the gently caress is this bitch insulting me already


bitch
Cool Buff Man


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I Hate Admin !!

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i hate lierto


////I WANT
&&TO EXIST

tween_spirit


email the fat annoying bitch with the hairy legs http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/w4m/949394647.html


////I WANT
&&TO EXIST

tween_spirit


snailrush posted:

words



hahahahahahahahaha


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snailrush posted:

words



lmao


by Nutt Hogg

I Hate Admin !!

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snailrush posted:

words



ozma found?


////I WANT
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tween_spirit


The other night i was trying to go to sleep.

when i realised that NSYNC and proberly called that because there in sync.

With there dance moves at least.


Am i the only person that didn't figure this out in the 90s?

I also was found myself thinking that i didn't know the prime minister of new zealand the other day, untill roseanna told me it was a lady, just for me to find out someone knew had been elected. I came to realise how much todays society differs from our history, a lady and african america prime ministers/ presidents.


By the way, if you think im some crazy perve because of my status and mood, your wrong, you should watch smosh, your life will make more sence

peace.

He came dancing across the water; Cortez, Cortez. What a killer.

Pluto Nash


snailrush posted:

email the fat annoying bitch with the hairy legs http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/w4m/949394647.html

hey ingwit troll this person irl with your words and post the results itt


starbu.cx

DESTROY TWITTER // words words

Teh. TEH. TEH!!! posted:

hey ingwit troll this person irl with your words and post the results itt

sure but i'll need a beardy goon picture for it to work i think



Ingwit
Want to bang. Must have familiarity with lolspeak.


you will experience beer.
mons al-madeen

check me twits mate

Ingwit posted:

sure but i'll need a beardy goon picture for it to work i think

someone post pipesmoking goon stat


starbu.cx

DESTROY TWITTER // words words

i am going onto craigslist to look at the w4m ads, not for irony, not for lols, but i because i am a desperately lonely person who just wants to hug a girl, irl


THE FACES OF THOSE IVE KILLED
THE FACES OF THE DEAD
THE FACES OF THOSE I'VE KILLED


McMurphy

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Tremendous dickhead? lol yeah i do have a big dick. owned admins.


////I WANT
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tween_spirit


snailrush posted:



ahahahah a match made in heaven


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McMurphy posted:

i am going onto craigslist to look at the w4m ads, not for irony, not for lols, but i because i am a desperately lonely person who just wants to hug a girl, irl

yeah i got your snugglebuddy right here http://nh.craigslist.org/w4m/938220166.html

*glomps u*

Only registered members can see post attachments!


////I WANT
&&TO EXIST

tween_spirit


snailrush posted:



you will experience beer.
mons al-madeen

check me twits mate

alright last one but somebody better get in touch with this girl and let us know how it goes


////I WANT
&&TO EXIST

tween_spirit


I'm asianand i love being Asian


you will experience beer.
mons al-madeen

check me twits mate

Indy movies


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DocEvil posted:

I'm asianand i love putting on my strap on for a session of "Bend Over Boyfriend"


////I WANT
&&TO EXIST

tween_spirit


snailrush posted:



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snailrush posted:

aahahahahhaha


Only registered members can see post attachments!

snailrush posted:

alright last one but somebody better get in touch with this girl and let us know how it goes



whoa. tao and astrology wrapped up in one convenient package


The Mad Monk
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BANANA

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