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In the 1967 Star Trek episode "The Doggarn Truth," A small blooper is seen in the 4th to last scene of the episode, while Kirk is wrestling the invader, a small glimpse of the corpse of a dead dog can be seen resting on a rock to the right side of the screen. Shatner's memoir reads: "None of us knew how that dog corpse got there, but it just slid around the set uncontrollably for about three weeks. It seemed to always be attracted to the beer cooler, which was later removed from the set after the incident. On the 3rd day of the 3rd week at 3:33 PM, the dog corpse slammed into Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock) at immeasurable speeds, and disappeared just like that." Writers and producers claim that the dog caused so much stress that it eventually led to the show's early cancellation.
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On April 13, 1970, Commander Jim Lovell of the Apollo 13 spacecraft was about to finish his daily routine maintenance checklist. As he moved around to the side of the craft, he claims to have seen the body of a dead dog floating through space. Allegedly, as soon as the dog disappeared from the view of his window a massive explosion occurred in the Service Module.
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Scott Pilgrim posted:
On April 13, 1970, Commander Jim Lovell of the Apollo 13 spacecraft was about to finish his daily routine maintenance checklist. As he moved around to the side of the craft, he claims to have seen the body of a dead dog floating through space. Allegedly, as soon as the dog disappeared from the view of his window a massive explosion occurred in the Service Module.
if you pay close attention to the moon landing footage, you cansee the reflection of a dead dog corpse floating by, most think a beagle mutt, in buzz armstrongs face sheild. Authorities have secretly been trying to find out why inter-dimensional dead dog corpses have taken such an interest in our space exploration. No definitive answers have been found.
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just posting to say this has been my favorite thread to read ever on the something awful forums. the imagery is very intense and i appreciate it a lot.
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big props to my main man karlton and english voodoo
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steve talk to me. i have the flu. my vomit filled up an entire mop bucket last night.
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Several years back, a guard at NASA was keeping an eye on the facilities via security camera, when he noticed that the astronaut gyroscope used for training had suddenly started spinning on its own. He rushed down to the training room and stopped the machine, only to reveal that a dog's corpse was strapped into the seat. At first he thought it was a sick prank, until the corpse broke out of the restraints and shot directly upwards, disappearing inches before it hit the ceiling.
Scott Pilgrim fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Dec 21, 2008
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thanks. now i'll never sleep.
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Dec 21, 2008 18:04
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indigo child posted:
steve talk to me. i have the flu. my vomit filled up an entire mop bucket last night.
my brother brought home some sickness and gave it to me. its been a nasty couple of days for me
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indigo child posted:
steve talk to me. i have the flu. my vomit filled up an entire mop bucket last night.
i did this except it was because i drank too much
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in the year 190 BC a flying dead dog laid seige to a small roman village in the province of eturia for a full 2 months. Citizens were afraid to leave their homes for fear of getting struck by the dog corpse on one of it's many attack runs.
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just noticed theres a lot of steves itt
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on a warm summer day in the desert, if you're facing due south south south and you squint really hard, you can almost see clear to Aztec country, and th the image of a dead dog in pyramid-shaped pixels will cause your body to seize and howl uncontrolllably as you raise to your toes and drag lightly and steadily to the source
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Mommey posted:
on a warm summer day in the desert, if you're facing due south south south and you squint really hard, you can almost see clear to Aztec country, and th the image of a dead dog in pyramid-shaped pixels will cause your body to seize and howl uncontrolllably as you raise to your toes and drag lightly and steadily to the source
don tthink i have the right Eyes for this ya..
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Mommey posted:
on a warm summer day in the desert, if you're facing due south south south and you squint really hard, you can almost see clear to Aztec country, and th the image of a dead dog in pyramid-shaped pixels will cause your body to seize and howl uncontrolllably as you raise to your toes and drag lightly and steadily to the source
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Dec 21, 2008 19:12
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kiss the police
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july 7, 1947 in roswell, new mexico a simple new mexican desert drifter catches the glimpse of a UFO in the distance only to witness a bright flash and see it replaced with a dead dog. the drifter slings the dog over his back and the dead dog is his companion for 15 years. history is changed and now instead of george bush our president is a big weed leaf.
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i'm reversing my opinion on this thread
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wwry noban posted:
july 7, 1947 in roswell, new mexico a simple new mexican desert drifter catches the glimpse of a UFO in the distance only to witness a bright flash and see it replaced with a dead dog. the drifter slings the dog over his back and the dead dog is his companion for 15 years. history is change and now instead of george bush our president is a big weed leaf.
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sgt. jay brunner is on duty in iraq much to the chagrin of his online compadraes. he walks through the desolate war zone scared out of his mind until a white flash blinds him and his gun is replaced with a dead dog. brunner laughs uncontrollably as a live grenade lands at his feet. "hurf de durf" he cackles.
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wwry noban posted:
sgt. jay brunner is on duty in iraq much to the chagrin of his online compadraes. he walks through the desolate war zone scared out of his mind until a white flash blinds him and his gun is replaced with a dead dog. brunner laughs uncontrollably as a live grenade lands at his feet. "hurf de durf" he cackles.
hahaha
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glad this thread was here...had a couple days of pent up posting in me.
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In 1979, a young man living in Colorado woke up one morning to find out that his wife's body had been replaced with a dead dog's body. She could still talk, and for the most part function as a normal member of society. She was completely unaware of her transformation for over 20 years.
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on the deleted scenes of The Dark Knight you can clearly see a dead dog hovering around Heath Ledger in every scene. the dog following Ledger around was edited out in the final version of the movie. at the scene of heath's death one police officer reports seeing the dog for a few seconds until being blinded by a white flash.
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7/12/05. Saint Cloud High School, FL. While a cross country team is running laps, some bystanders in the bleachers spot a limp upside down dog floating around the track at great speeds. As it approaches the runners it knocks over two of them and accidentally gets tangled up with a third and drags him 80 yards before disappearing into the woods. "I think it was dead," the runner commented later.
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on July 2 2007 my keyboard turns in to a dead dog. "gross" i whisper to myself as i put the finishing touches on my ms paint of bick having sex with a fat girl.
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9.3.85. A Mr. George Lazenbee of Stratford upon Avon saw a dog of unusual pallor floating outside of his flats window. The dog was apparently deceased and upside down. After three days the dog turned right side up, its tongue flopped out of its mouth and stuck to Mr. Lazenbee's window. A moment later both the window and the dog disappeared.
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On December 21, 2012, literally everything and everyone on planet earth will turn into the corpse of a dead dog
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in 1532 a young french peasant girl saw a dead dog zooming around the cave where she had gone to collect fresh springwater. She told the people of her village that she had seen the image of the virgin mary and was later sainted. The cave is now the site of one of France's largest cathedrals and is a major destination for religious pilgrims.
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1-800-call-a-nigga posted:
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my front door slams open and pigtunia comes barreling towards me, half human half dead dog. "hey pigfucker!" he screams as he starts throwing old meat puppets records at me like in that movie shaun of the dead.
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wwry noban posted:
july 7, 1947 in roswell, new mexico a simple new mexican desert drifter catches the glimpse of a UFO in the distance only to witness a bright flash and see it replaced with a dead dog. the drifter slings the dog over his back and the dead dog is his companion for 15 years. history is changed and now instead of george bush our president is a big weed leaf.
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1-800-call-a-nigga posted:
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In the early 70s, a teenage boy, after smoking marijuana, started driving to the local diner for a cheeseburger. Halfway there he looked outside the window and noticed a dead dog was flying next to him at the exact same speed as he was. He blinked. When he opened his eyes he was driving on a deserted road in New Mexico in the middle of the night, eight years later.
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1-800-call-a-nigga posted:
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1-800-call-a-nigga posted:
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