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LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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:toot:

Here, have some Ramirez.

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LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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tacodaemon posted:


"our hero"

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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Code Jockey posted:

what the gently caress is this

what you see when you die

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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Hey guys, remember this from a couple months back?



It may be an stupid, indefensible position with racist overtones and a shoehorned reference to current popular culture, but I'd seriously buy a Mariachi Joker avatar.

LightenUp fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Jan 4, 2009

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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The Dilbert cartoon was p sweet.

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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Mattimeus posted:

Has he done anything since leisuretown? Besides Jerkcity?

SPICK DICK: SHORT BUT THICK

LightenUp fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Jan 6, 2009

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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Numa Pompilius posted:


Wait, if the snowman melted, wouldn't that mean there actually was global warming? :confused:

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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Eegah posted:

hes saying that global warming wont affect you just so long as you deny its existence

:o:

Makes sense that conservatives have been applying the "Looney Tunes Gravity" theory to everything from global warming to teen pregnancy.

LightenUp fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Jan 11, 2009

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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To all the chicken little libs who say the town's been flooded...

Land still exists. :smug:

LightenUp fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Jan 12, 2009

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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http://www.amazon.com/Editorial-Cartoons-2006-Year-Review/dp/1929264259

The cover looks like it was made in paint. :laffo:

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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Dr. West posted:

No I don't see the irony in calling our enemies subhuman and proceeding to genocide them why do you ask?

Someone shop the dog tiny and malnourished, and have the man be retaliating by shooting a box of puppies.

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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Christ, Al Gore has gained weight for sure, but since when has he been the round, hook-nosed meat monster conservatives see?

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/book.asp

It might help their cause if they got an artist who could make the "sea kittens" look cute in the slightest

Who am i kidding, no it wouldn't. gently caress peta.

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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Numa Pompilius posted:

Anyone have a link? I think I've only ever seen this one, would like to see the other entries.

I tried to get it yesterday, but the website is down.

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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Numa Pompilius posted:

Thanks, that gave me something to work with. The entries are here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/amitai/sets/72057594067999377/

That's teamwork :hfive:

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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CrushedB posted:



:dance:

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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e: ^^^^ well look at that


Ahahaha, I found a bookstore in downtown Austin today that's pretty much this incarnate. I'm still waiting for a Dees cartoon about shapeshifting reptilian aliens, though.

LightenUp fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Jan 20, 2009

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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Dees has it all:



:smug:

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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tacodaemon posted:



*except for 9/11

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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Butlercide posted:

no no no

bush does not get the blame for 9/11 but gets credit for everything that followed

except the recession

Yeah, it was CLINTON'S fault for GUTTING OUR NATIONAL DEFENSE!

:911:

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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EndOfTheWorld posted:

When a man cheats on his wife, isn't it really her fault?

Kelly from March:

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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RolandTower posted:



:golfclap:

Here have this:

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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Ferrous Wheel posted:

Superman or Reagan?



Batman builds a bigass mechanized exoskeleton, has Green Arrow fire a kryptonite arrow at Superman, and then starts beating the poo poo out of him.

LightenUp fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Jan 25, 2009

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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Year One was good imo.

New Liccar:



:gonk:

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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How about a Krieder Klassic:

LightenUp fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Jan 25, 2009

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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LightenUp fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Jan 27, 2009

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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zakharov posted:



Clone High owned qtifyd

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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tacodaemon posted:

oh, brett :frogbon:



I'm getting definite Freudian vibes from this one.

e: lol at the pink palms

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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Nonsense posted:

Ben Sargent was my only favorite part of the Statesman when i still subscribed to it

He's pretty good besides the whole "Jerkin it in a theater" thing.

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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stubblyhead posted:

someone does not know which end of the flag goes on the flagpole

ALSO WHERE IS HIS LAPEL PIN

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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e: ^^gently caress

CommaToes posted:

does anybody still have that free market as a giant robot cartoon?

yerp yerp

LightenUp fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Feb 4, 2009

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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Nog64 posted:



It's almost is if we...should give the money of people who afford iPhones to those who can't even eat or something!

Why does the xenomorph want to eat a phone?

LightenUp fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Feb 5, 2009

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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Akumu posted:

Rush eating the rainforest posted before is from Rush Limbaugh Eats Everything by Patrick Farley. His website used to be at e-sheep.com, but it's domain squatted now. However! Looks like archive.org has the comic all archived: http://web.archive.org/web/20001217040200/e-sheep.com/rusheats/

It's from 2000 btw

Sorry to steal your thunder Attorney at Slaw

Thanks for this.

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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LightenUp fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Feb 9, 2009

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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tacodaemon posted:

26. You cannot legalize gay marriage because there is no such thing. Its like legalizing the square wheel. There is no such thing as that either. Marriage as a concept was created so as to give a name to an arrangement between a man and woman that has the potential to create the lives of the next generation of citizens. If sex between a man and a woman didnt create the next generation of citizens there would be no need for a word to describe their relationship since civilization would have no interest in it. We would just hook up with each other and when we got bored move on. Gay activists understand this and it explains the headlong plunge into gay adoption as an attempt to legitimize the oxymoron, Gay Marriage.

Have conservatives ever complained about sterile people marrying?

e:Also loving the implication directly afterwards that if a couple is unable to have children, they might as well start loving anyone/anything.

LightenUp fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Feb 9, 2009

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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Someone post that Asay where he likens letting gays marry to a nonthreatening dude breaking into you house and casually eating your cereal.

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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Wutasumi posted:

I had to look at three thousand loving Asay comics (granted, infranview is retarded so quite a few of them were doubles) to find this I hope you're happy.

It was like finding an HIV-Positive needle in a retarded haystack.

Edit: Are attachments broken?



Thanks man. :kiddo:

LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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Dr Strangepants posted:

If they just kept the 10 commandments we wouldn't be in this marriage fiasco. They state quite clearly:

Commandment 7.5: No homo

Everyone knows that. :rolleyes:

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LightenUp
Sep 3, 2008

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tacodaemon posted:

you can friend her on facebook if you like

http://www.facebook.com/people/Phelaetia-Czochula-Hautpanz/1208750991



Why is krieder always so sad? :ohdear:

LightenUp fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Feb 11, 2009