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Mediocre_Dane
Sep 9, 2004
[Insert Title Text here.]

Aristobulus posted:

What the hell happened to the goon who piped up that he had the OP's information, and then disappeared? Why would you do that?

I think he's the one who made the report to the CEOP.

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interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Guys, I think he's packing up with a quickness.

nice mattimer
Mar 3, 2008

the wind that shakes the buttcheeks
He already told the UK judicial system and they're totally cool with it

Trinitrotoluene
Dec 25, 2004

Aristobulus posted:

What the hell happened to the goon who piped up that he had the OP's information, and then disappeared? Why would you do that?

I didn't disappear. He's been reported to the relevant authorities :)

2fat4sex
Apr 18, 2005



Ond posted:

The only thing missing here is his zip code and social security number.

This guy's in the UK.

Elected by Dogs
Apr 20, 2006
First random friend his FB page shows:

Aristobulus
Mar 20, 2007

Slap omni-gel on
everything.



These avatars paid for Lowtax new boat.
Okay, so I'm dumb.

Still, did you do more than just file an internet report? That's more what I meant.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.
This thread is amazing. I came for the horrible photoshops, and stayed for the humiliation of a disgusting peado-furry. It keeps on giving.


ninja: xD

Noreaus
May 22, 2008

HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING? :)

Trinitrotoluene posted:

I didn't disappear. He's been reported to the relevant authorities :)

Same here. The Cornwall and Devon police are the people to contact, by the way. Also, phone calls are much, much better than internet.

Basically, job's done.

Mr. Saturday
Oct 12, 2007

Man belongs wherever he wants to go

Elected by Dogs posted:

First random friend his FB page shows:


It took me a second to realize what's going on here...but that is supposed to be a goddamned baby carriage, isn't it?

GodExtreme
Aug 8, 2008
Post code and national insurance number (although admittedly we dont use the NI mumber a lot) sir

Edit - beaten - badly, this thread is too fast

Ond
Mar 2, 2008

by The Finn

Heous posted:

This guy's in the UK.

Whatever the UK equivalent of this is then I meant.

I don't understand why some people can be so careless with their personal info when all it takes to reset any password he has (favorite person from history? mother's maiden name? birthplace? school?) are all out in the open.

This could fly for an old lady who doesn't know better, but the dude's studying compsci for christ's sake.

I can bet he has the same password for every single of his account too. Will they ever learn?

Ond fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Jan 2, 2009

B B
Dec 1, 2005

ch3cooh posted:

There's been a Lockup marathon on MSNBC today

Oh, I've never seen that show. Is it any good?

Lady Gaza
Nov 20, 2008

drat this thread moves fast. At first I thought it was a fakepost, but all those links...it's just wrong.

Now I think about it, with all the crap I clicked on, anyone looking through my history will think I'm a furry paedo too.

wetlegs, that was your plan all along wasn't it? To lure innocent goons into viewing your sick photoshops of little boys. For shame.

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
What is it that drives someone to put so much of themselves on the internet? All of this poo poo should have been impossible to find.

Elected by Dogs
Apr 20, 2006

Mr. Saturday posted:

It took me a second to realize what's going on here...but that is supposed to be a goddamned baby carriage, isn't it?

This IS pretty :confused:

Huxian
Nov 12, 2008

"It's not just the swearing either. She's got quick fists too."
This my friends, is why you should have different handles for everything.

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008

Captain Backslap posted:

What is it that drives someone to put so much of themselves on the internet? All of this poo poo should have been impossible to find.

Maybe some huge cry for attention.

ping
Aug 15, 2001

by Lowtax

Captain Backslap posted:

What is it that drives someone to put so much of themselves on the internet? All of this poo poo should have been impossible to find.

Was talking to my friend about this and he put it well - People treat the internet as if they were thinking inside their own head.

Which is like the primary bad idea.

Mikan
Sep 5, 2007

by Radium

Paramour posted:

This my friends, is why you should have different handles for everything.

Or just don't do anything creepy in the first place? :confused:

Smoetihng Awufl
Jul 1, 2008

CaTs rULe DoGz DrOoL
its true and you know it

Paramour posted:

This my friends, is why you should have different handles for everything.

Maybe you should take your own advice. Paramour's furry porn :rolleyes:

Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro
So if this guy goes to court for statutory rape will he be let off for being a minor or is it up to the judges discretion? I know there's some pretty hosed up cases in the US concerning statutory rape, like that kid who went to jail for having sex with his same age girlfriend, so I'm curious as to what the UK laws are here.

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO
Digg it: http://digg.com/comedy/wetlegs6_is_a_twat_A_twat_TWAT_and_a_furry_paedo

Elected by Dogs
Apr 20, 2006
Maybe I should stop posting in this thread because wetlegs might molest me.

Slab Squatthrust
Jun 3, 2008

This is mutiny!
This entire thread has me dumbfounded...from the OP blatant "lol it's cool I hosed a 12yo guyz, comeon its just a joke right?" to all the poo poo he has scattered to hell and back on the net. Just...loving wow.

I seriously hope this fucker gets picked up.

Edit: Also, all you UK goons had best be keeping an eye on the new stations! I want to know when he gets his 15 minutes years.

Noreaus
May 22, 2008

HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING? :)
I think we're pretty much done here. The OP has been reported by internet and by phone, and is even now trying to remove all traces of evidence before he gets that knock on the door tomorrow.

We done, then?

Digiwizzard posted:

So if this guy goes to court for statutory rape will he be let off for being a minor or is it up to the judges discretion? I know there's some pretty hosed up cases in the US concerning statutory rape, like that kid who went to jail for having sex with his same age girlfriend, so I'm curious as to what the UK laws are here.

The complete lack of repentance will bite him in the arse.

Crispy_Rapcakes
Apr 10, 2007

by Peatpot

Noreaus posted:

Same here. The Cornwall and Devon police are the people to contact, by the way. Also, phone calls are much, much better than internet.

Basically, job's done.

Would the Birmingham police not be a safer bet seeing as that's where he currently is at uni? Or are we assuming he's at home with the parents over christmas? Not making GBS threads, just curious.

Leeds FTW.

jazz babies
Mar 7, 2007

...holy poo poo, guys.

Happy new year? :psyduck:

Smoetihng Awufl
Jul 1, 2008

CaTs rULe DoGz DrOoL
its true and you know it

Digiwizzard posted:

So if this guy goes to court for statutory rape will he be let off for being a minor or is it up to the judges discretion? I know there's some pretty hosed up cases in the US concerning statutory rape, like that kid who went to jail for having sex with his same age girlfriend, so I'm curious as to what the UK laws are here.

I think the UK laws are actually far more relaxed than the U.S. laws.

Beef Hardcheese
Jan 21, 2003

HOW ABOUT I LASH YOUR SHIT


c0balt posted:

Seriously. I don't see how anyone is supposed to get their hands on something sharp in our prisons without someone sneaking something in.

Sometimes you don't need to sneak anything in. This is excerpted in an old textbook of mine, quoting from a book about the New Mexico Prison Riot of 1980.

'The Hate Factory' by Hirliman & Stone posted:

The worst nightmare in the cellblock, however, was the execution of thirty-four year old James Perrin... Perrin was serving a life sentence for raping and murdering two little girls and their mother. In every prison in the nation, baby rapers ("short eyes") are despised, the one criminal in the jungle worse than all the others, someone even the ost deranged convict can look down on.

After blowtorching his door open, four executioners dragged James out of his cell, tied him spread-eagle to the bars and cooked him slowly with the roaring flame of the acetylene torch [stolen from the prison workshop], melting his three hundred pounds of flesh to bone. They worked on him for half an hour, first burning his genitals, then his face, moving the torch up and down his body, bringing him around with smelling salts when he drifed into the comfort of unconsciousness until nothing could bring him back anymore. Maybe this was enough penance to savve Jimmy Perrin from any future hells.

Partial quote can be found here.

Colin Mockery
Jun 24, 2007
Rawr



I think this thread might be going faster than I can read it, so here:

I know what "Grammar School" he went to. Now what?

pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy
This. This is why I signed up.

Ond
Mar 2, 2008

by The Finn

Wonder if he'll dig it too http://digg.com/users/wetlegs6/

Elected by Dogs
Apr 20, 2006

jazz babies posted:

...holy poo poo, guys.

Happy new year? :psyduck:
I think you're looking for ":psypop:".

Noreaus
May 22, 2008

HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING? :)

Crispy_Rapcakes posted:

Would the Birmingham police not be a safer bet seeing as that's where he currently is at uni? Or are we assuming he's at home with the parents over christmas? Not making GBS threads, just curious.

Leeds FTW.

Who knows? I already made the report. If it's the wrong people, they'll transfer it to the right people. I kinda need solid URLs for talking to the IT police people tomorrow, so am a *little* bit worried that everything is suddenly disappearing.

chocolateTHUNDER
Jul 19, 2008

GIVE ME ALL YOUR FREE AGENTS

ALL OF THEM

Noreaus posted:

I think we're pretty much done here. The OP has been reported by internet and by phone, and is even now trying to remove all traces of evidence before he gets that knock on the door tomorrow.

We done, then?


The complete lack of repentance will bite him in the arse.

Unless the OP has any more hidden gems, i would say yes.

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


Paramour posted:

This my friends, is why you should have different handles for everything.

Or one so common it's hard to track!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Justice comes in the most unlikely way!

2fat4sex
Apr 18, 2005



If we're done, can we can a permaban on this creepy gently caress?

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Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

Mr. Saturday posted:

It took me a second to realize what's going on here...but that is supposed to be a goddamned baby carriage, isn't it?

It's a shopping trolley, unless I'm missing something.

EDIT: ^^^^ If he's permabanned, can it be done so he keeps his avatar and title? Should anyone he knows stumble upon the thread, it will immediately alert them that something is wrong.

Reveilled fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Jan 2, 2009