Photoshop: B.U.S.E.Y.

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sigher: Apr 22, 2008; My guiding Moonlight...

FlyinOverTrout posted:

Click here for the full 922x691 image.

This took longer than I'd like to admit.

Phy posted:

Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared, neither one prepared
Busey and the Beast

Thread over, goldmine this poo poo.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jan 6, 2009 01:01

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 06:14

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Kapten Mongo posted:

I vant to suck your endocrine system.

# ? Jan 6, 2009 01:03

Numa Pompilius: Sep 3, 2007; Unlike me, Hamas supports a two-state solution on the 1967 borders!
(This custom title paid for with Saudi oil funds.)

Found the interview with the two gay germans, who turned out to be straight swedes, and Busey wielding a samurai sword.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSMaHy9LShA

# ? Jan 6, 2009 01:26

Kenshin: Jan 10, 2007

Numa Pompilius posted:

Found the interview with the two gay germans, who turned out to be straight swedes, and Busey wielding a samurai sword.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSMaHy9LShA

Jesus christ he's insane

# ? Jan 6, 2009 01:35

The Dentist: Dec 23, 2008; we're un-hello now.

Numa Pompilius posted:

Found the interview with the two gay germans, who turned out to be straight swedes, and Busey wielding a samurai sword.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSMaHy9LShA

Based on this video, Gary Busey exemplifies everything that goons stand for. I think that instead of a grenade as a logo, we should just have Gary Busey's insane face.

# ? Jan 6, 2009 01:39

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

This is the greatest photoshop thread I have ever seen.

That Busey and the Beast set a loving standard. And the dickbutt Busey was awesome. I wonder how KC would do Busey?

# ? Jan 6, 2009 01:44

VaginaDentoddler: Sep 1, 2008

I'm surprised I havent seen this yet.

# ? Jan 6, 2009 01:46

Innocent Bones: Nov 14, 2007; There's a big pile of innocent bones still holding up the garden wall

# ? Jan 6, 2009 01:47

wigbot v2.0: Oct 10, 2008; Hales

# ? Jan 6, 2009 01:51

ChubbyEmoBabe: Sep 6, 2003; -=|NMN|=-

Zarithas posted:

With some good sound this could easily become a top YTMND.

Hell, a loop of that with the song should be the greeting to this wonderful thread.

(not saying buseyay is any less awesome)

Actually "what is busey, baby don't hurt me" seems so applicable. I remember him attacking howard stern and robin.

# ? Jan 6, 2009 01:55

Marxalot: Dec 24, 2008; Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

This thread forced Dr.Pepper into my ~~nasal cavity~~ endocrine system.

# ? Jan 6, 2009 01:58

Jose Mengelez: Sep 11, 2001; by Azathoth

ChubbyEmoBabe posted:

Hell, a loop of that with the song should be the greeting to this wonderful thread.

(not saying buseyay is any less awesome)

Actually "what is busey, baby don't hurt me" seems so applicable. I remember him attacking howard stern and robin.

This would be even better http://garysgotskills.ytmnd.com/

# ? Jan 6, 2009 02:01

CaptainHollywood: Feb 29, 2008; I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

This thread is making me miss Life With Busey. Even when it turned out it was all scripted :ssh:

# ? Jan 6, 2009 02:14

guidoanselmi: Feb 6, 2008; I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

guidoanselmi fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Jan 6, 2009

# ? Jan 6, 2009 02:21

phourniner: Feb 19, 2007; When you're in a town like this all covered with smoke, you forget that there's a world outside. Nothing amazing happens here. And you get used to that, used to a world where everything is ordinary. Every day we spend here is like a whole lifetime of dying slowly.

Hobonomicon posted:

This would be even better http://garysgotskills.ytmnd.com/

This is amazing. I burst out laughing every time he gets to the "eeeeee ooooo, eeeee oooooo, EEEEE doobedoopah!" part.

(Yes, I've been listening to it for like 15 minutes straight now.)

# ? Jan 6, 2009 02:23

Warm und Fuzzy: Jun 20, 2006

# ? Jan 6, 2009 02:24

J-Man X: Aug 18, 2004; Boxing Champion

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

Holy poo poo. I'd like more of this.

# ? Jan 6, 2009 02:28

Lorentz Factor: Dec 4, 2008; by astral

A masterpiece by Vincent Van Busey: Coke On The Boardwalk, A Self Portrait

Lorentz Factor fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Jan 6, 2009

# ? Jan 6, 2009 02:29

robotsinmyhead: Nov 29, 2005; Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!; Clever Betty

Gary Busey fought in the battle of Tannhauser Gate and received the Plissken medal.

# ? Jan 6, 2009 02:30

Silenceofthehams: May 2, 2008; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

guidoanselmi posted:

Does anyone here have any remote connection to Busey? If so, I think he needs to see these.

Also, someone should take a photo of his reaction for later photoshops.

Um... My mom dated his cousin.
I'm a bit horrified that I was close to being related to him.

# ? Jan 6, 2009 02:39

Kapten Mongo: Apr 30, 2007; Skepp ohoj!

I wish I knew my way around photoshop better. But you get the idea.

# ? Jan 6, 2009 02:43

Warm und Fuzzy: Jun 20, 2006

# ? Jan 6, 2009 02:51

hooah: Feb 6, 2006; WTF?

Numa Pompilius posted:

Found the interview with the two gay germans, who turned out to be straight swedes, and Busey wielding a samurai sword.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSMaHy9LShA

I am disappointed that I did not see a Samurai sword.

# ? Jan 6, 2009 02:52

Doedipus: Nov 21, 2006; Doeder than Doed.

I honestly didn't think this could get any better, but it definitely has.

Humbly requesting either Big Boy or Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

# ? Jan 6, 2009 02:55

Jon the Fat: Apr 25, 2006; Quel m'as tu vu!

I think of that Swedish video posted earlier the only thing you NEED to watch is the last 5 seconds. Hold poo poo. I nearly puked from laughing so hard.

# ? Jan 6, 2009 02:56

The Mechanical Hand: May 21, 2007; as this blessed evening falls don't forget the alcohol

Jon the Fat posted:

I think of that Swedish video posted earlier the only thing you NEED to watch is the last 5 seconds. Hold poo poo. I nearly puked from laughing so hard.

I still think Gary talking about UFOs is the best. Even if it's scripted it's still funny as hell:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXR_X97zlUA&feature=related

# ? Jan 6, 2009 03:00

IronDoge: Nov 6, 2008

# ? Jan 6, 2009 03:11

Ask Phoebe!: Sep 25, 2008

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

Warm und Fuzzy? Ich Leibe Dich!

# ? Jan 6, 2009 03:15

Phil Collins Vagina: Dec 30, 2008

I didn't have much luck with the eyebrows so I just used the original ones. I probably should have picked a bit wackier Busey face too. Oh well.

Phil Collins Vagina fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Jan 6, 2009

# ? Jan 6, 2009 03:15

Timelord: Jan 17, 2008

hooah posted:

I am disappointed that I did not see a Samurai sword.

It's more like a machete. It's in the garden when he asks them if they are gay.

# ? Jan 6, 2009 03:15

IronDoge: Nov 6, 2008

Phil Collins Vagina posted:

I didn't have much luck with the eyebrows so I just used the original ones and buseyed them a bit.

We should create a Disney DVD set: Busey Edition.

# ? Jan 6, 2009 03:18

Capt. Rhodes: Nov 27, 2007; I'm runnin' this monkey farm now, Frankenstein!

# ? Jan 6, 2009 03:19

Deep Hurting: Jan 19, 2006

Discount_Bees posted:

Oh my God, I want to see this made into an actual animated short, like those deranged Ranger Smith cartoons Spumco did years ago.

# ? Jan 6, 2009 03:25

tolaziforname: Nov 30, 2008

Innocent Bones posted:

Well played. And I'm a little scared that a plaque like that exists.

# ? Jan 6, 2009 03:29

Haezae: Feb 2, 2006

Numa Pompilius posted:

Found the interview with the two gay germans, who turned out to be straight swedes, and Busey wielding a samurai sword.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSMaHy9LShA

Jesus christ, the guy is loving mental.

# ? Jan 6, 2009 03:30